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November 17th, 2006 | Category: Briefly Patriotic

Apology
Apology

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Sam Johnston November 17th, 2006 12:53 PM

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You had me going then BBN, God Bless You! You’re living proof that Christian’s have a sense of humor too. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
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B Hagg November 17th, 2006 2:12 PM

Lol, stop killing babies and stop being gay… Like being gay is something you choose to be.

I still
Christophe Le Cur??Ç¬© November 17th, 2006 2:19 PM

No, Billy Boy, we didn’t believe it, nor anything else you write or say.
Proud german November 17th, 2006 2:23 PM

That was as funny as a visit to the dentist. Seriously.

What a waste of webspace.

Here?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•s my Friday funny:
*Knock Knock*
[Who?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•s there?]
Osama.
[Osama who?]
Did you alredy forget me, George?

The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
B Hagg November 17th, 2006 2:30 PM

German guy, you just kicked BBN’s ass. How do you feel?
Sam Johnston November 17th, 2006 2:37 PM

Shame on you Proud German. Why do liberals make jokes out of the lives lost on September 11 2001? Why do they think it’s funny that all those innocent people died?
(By the way, please don’t answer. I don’t want to know. You disgust me.)
Red Flag, Brick Wall November 17th, 2006 2:44 PM

How dissappointing… he wasn’t really injured. I think it would be funny the doctor made ol’ Billy Bob his bitch.
Proud german November 17th, 2006 2:50 PM

German guy, you just kicked BBN?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s ass. How do you feel?

Good. Honestly, I feel good.

Shame on you Proud German. Why do liberals make jokes out of the lives lost on September 11 2001? Why do they think it?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s funny that all those innocent people died?

I don?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•t make jokes about the victims of 9/11. I make jokes about Baby Bush being unable to get that man. For gods sake, find him, put him into a 2*3 meter cell and throw away the key! (I?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•m against death penalty btw.)

(By the way, please don?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥t answer. I don?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥t want to know. You disgust me.)

Well, I will answer anyway. =)

The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
Shelley November 17th, 2006 3:10 PM

I love your humor!
I am so glad you are OK and no gay-doctor actually touched you!
E_wolfe November 17th, 2006 3:51 PM

One of my best friends is gay. Do you have a problem with him?
Shelley November 17th, 2006 3:53 PM

Yes. I have a problem with him!
I have a problem with people who sin against God!!!
Billy Bob Neck November 17th, 2006 3:54 PM

How many times do we have to go through this – It ain’t me that says this stuff! It’s Jesus and his daddy! Go get mad at them (as if yer not already).
E_wolfe November 17th, 2006 3:57 PM

Well, then you have a problem with yourself. Because you are a sinner. Very much so in fact. Oh, and im christian. So is my friend. We both work for the church. And if god hates gay people, why do they exist at all? Youre just twisting and corrupting the holy word of God.
Shelley November 17th, 2006 4:41 PM

The only way for so called “gays” to not live in sin is for one of them bottom-explorers to have a sex-change operation!
E_wolfe November 17th, 2006 4:44 PM

I never said that he doesnt sin. I wont say i doesnt sin either. And im saying that you are a sinner as well.
Jeff November 17th, 2006 5:01 PM

Wow. This is the best blog ever!
You guys rock!
You are true power-bloggers and you tell it as it is!
Swip November 17th, 2006 5:45 PM

“Wow. This is the best blog ever!
You guys rock!
You are true power-bloggers and you tell it as it is!”

That’s it! Great to have a new fan here!
Einmaliger November 17th, 2006 6:21 PM

> It ain?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥t me that says this stuff! It?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s Jesus and his daddy!

No! God speaks through me, not you. I am HIS voice and his words. You know this is true because I say so!
Billy Bob Neck November 17th, 2006 6:40 PM

Son, that right there’s gonna get you a front row seat in Hell.

Lemme spell it out for you: B-I-B-L-E. God’s word. Everything you need to know in one book.

I know you the one time you tried to pick it up you burned your fingers.
E_wolfe November 17th, 2006 7:10 PM

mmmmmm bible… tastes good with ketchup!
Proud german November 17th, 2006 7:54 PM

Son, that right there?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s gonna get you a front row seat in Hell.

Why? He?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•s just doing the same thing as you.

Lemme spell it out for you: B-I-B-L-E. God?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s word. Everything you need to know in one book.

And never proven to be:
a) Not made up by some humans.
b) Translated several times adding just more false sentences.
c) Never been proven to contain any truth besides the living conditions in Israel before and shortly after the year 0.

I know you the one time you tried to pick it up you burned your fingers.

Why should it have burned his fingers? Is that some kind of your silly believe in demons and possesions? Well, just to embarrass you: I have a bible at home and I have read it like several dozen times. Never burned my fingers when wouching it, though.

But seriously, Billy: Try to get better jokes, mkay. The ones you have brought in the last Friday funnies were really lame.

Here are some more:
President George Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he visits one of the classes (4th grade). They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in the discussion of the word, “tragedy.” So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a “tragedy.” One little boy stands up and offers, “If my best friend, who lives next door, is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy.” ” No,” says Bush, “that would be an ACCIDENT.” A little girl raises her hand: “If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy.” “I’m afraid not,”explains Mr. President. “That’s what we would call a GREAT LOSS.” The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Bush searches the room. “Isn’t there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?” Finally, way in the back of the room, a small boy raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says, “If an American Air Force plane, carrying Mr. & Mrs. Bush, were struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, by a terrorist like Osama bin Laden, that would be a tragedy.” “Fantastic,” exclaims Bush,”that’s right. And can you tell me WHY that would be a TRAGEDY?” “Well,” says the boy, “because it wouldn’t be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss.”

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks?” St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.” “Oh,” said the man, “whose clock is that?” “That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.” “Incredible,” said the man. “And whose clock is that one?” St. Peter responded, “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.” “Where’s Bush’s clock?” asked the man. “Bush’s clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”

The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
RedFlag,BrickWall November 17th, 2006 8:46 PM

“”The only way for so called ?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬?gays?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬? to not live in sin is for one of them bottom-explorers to have a sex-change operation!”"

Now you support transsexualism. You are getting more and more liberal every day Shelley.
Liberal and Proud November 17th, 2006 8:54 PM

Yay! Friday Funnies!

A teacher is talking to her class. She said, “Republicans care for America. We are so lucky to have a Republican President. Who here is a Republican?” Everyone promptly raises their hand, except one girl. “What about you, Melissa? What are you?” asks the teacher.
“I’m a Democrat.”
“Why ever would you be one of them?”
“Because my Mommy and Daddy are.”
“That’s a bad reason. What if your Mommy and Daddy were criminals? What would you be then?
-long pause-
“Then … I’d be a Republican.”

More next week!
TriggerHappyJim November 17th, 2006 10:47 PM

Intolerance is funny.
Jean November 18th, 2006 7:31 AM

What about “One whom has never sin shall throw the first rock?”
Same thing here?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?Ç¬?
Jarvis Fernley November 18th, 2006 11:22 AM

God bless you for picketing those evil abortion clinics Billy Bob! After the way Walmart went over to the dark side this week by giving money to homos and lezbos who steered business to their stores I was a bit worried when I first started listening to that speech. I knew in my heart but still prayed to God that the Devil hadn’t taken control of one of the great Christian Republican minds of our sinful, evil, liberal times. I was so relieved when you said you were just pulling our leg and still fighting the good fight against gays and abortion clinics. I suppose that gay doctor wanted to inspect your manhood. I’ve heard they always do that even if you come in for treatment for a cold. They also want to give you a prostate exam even if you just have a sore finger. Disgusting! If I had my way, all gay doctors would have to practice their perverted style of medicine in San Francisco. God bless you for standing up for the American way of life and God bless this great but sinful country of ours!
Reclaimer November 19th, 2006 11:50 AM

Yes. I have a problem with him!
I have a problem with people who sin against God!!!

Shelley, I’m serious. Get some help, FAST! It ain’t too late!

btw… I found something really interesting about the USA:

Die Au??É¬ºenpolitik der USA pendelt zwischen zwei gro??É¬ºen Traditionen, die wechselnd an Einfluss gewinnen: Dem Isolationismus, also den Rest der Welt weitestgehend zu ignorieren, und den Internationalismus, also der ??É¬?berzeugung, ein Vorreiter f??Ç¬?r Demokratie und Menschenrechte zu sein und diese auf der Welt zu verbreiten.

Could somebody translate that? I’m too lazy…
RedFlag,BrickWall November 19th, 2006 3:45 PM

Die Au??É¬ºenpolitik der USA pendelt zwischen zwei gro??É¬ºen Traditionen, die wechselnd an Einfluss gewinnen: Dem Isolationismus, also den Rest der Welt weitestgehend zu ignorieren, und den Internationalismus, also der ??É¬?berzeugung, ein Vorreiter f??Ç¬?r Demokratie und Menschenrechte zu sein und diese auf der Welt zu verbreiten.

Could somebody translate that? I?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥m too lazy?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?Ç¬?

Using common web translation we get this:

The foreign policy of the USA oscillates between two large traditions, which win changing at influence: The isolationism to thus ignore the remainder of the world as far as possible and the internationalism to thus be the conviction, an outrider for democracy and human rights and spread these in the world.
you dont know me November 20th, 2006 11:43 AM

hahaha here we have again, the hatred from the repuks. let me ask you so called christians here a question… why do you hide behind a book that was written by several different authors, that has been rewritten several times, that the verses contradict themselve, and hide behind a religion because you cant stand up on your own? why is that?
Reclaimer November 21st, 2006 11:28 AM

Your policy consists of isolatism ( = to ignore the rest of the world ) and internationalism ( = to think the USA invented democracy ( God bless Greece? ) and human rights ( = not USA. Not even Kyoto-Protocoll = USA ( everybody else: yes! Shame on USA? ))

You are my heroes
Reclaimer November 21st, 2006 11:40 AM

BTW, are you good in mathematics? I found something really interesting the Source-Code of our universe.

Sub World_Earth()

Dim USA As String(dumb)
Dim IQ As Integer

…

If country=USA Then
People=IQ/20
EndIf

If PeopleIQ120 Then
People.Value=Emigrant to europe
Endif
Endif

As we can see: IT WORKED =D !!!
lesbianism November 21st, 2006 11:41 AM

Dear Reclaimer,

Not every american feels as they do. well atleast I dont anyways lol…. from what I have gotten from some people on here, they are pretty much like the kkk. only like americans who are they kind of christian, not sure about the black and white thing. but pretty sure they would favor, white, str8, what they think is christian americans….
Reclaimer November 21st, 2006 11:42 AM

WTF? Stop editing my posts ??Ç¬•o
lesbianism November 21st, 2006 12:27 PM

Reclaimer who is editing your posts?
greycell November 25th, 2006 4:30 AM

i ask all of you at STR and other idiots like republicans etc to “stop bieng baibes and stop killing gays”
Foster Pemblebrook December 4th, 2006 10:51 PM

And liberals wonder why good Christians have an issue with them. Now this humor may be a tad insulting, but homosexuals who refuse treatment — as I suspect this doctor has (side note: should the AMA really allow AIDS-infected sodomites to practice medicine?) — leave themselves open to insult.