Get to know the STR crew : 3 : Dr. Samuel Luke Johnston
What is hell like?
I promise to write on this extensively when I get the time. Did you know that at the moment the person reckoned to be the number one authority on hell is some Liberal Euro-fag called Dante. Listen! He’s Italian and so almost certainly gayer than mardi gras. What could he possibly know about hell? If he knew about hell, he’d stop being gay for a start. Anyway, I gotta tell you this. Hell is hot and you wouldn’t like it there. Not least because you gotta share bunks with people like Gandhi, JFK, John Lennon and Ted Bundy. Can you imagine that? Huh? Well get praying Jesus then!
Did you ever have a homosexual person in your family? How did/would you react?
Well, that’s a difficult one to answer. There was a person who was once attached to my family and still bears our family name, but once his vices were discovered he was disowned. We generally never mention him in fact, because he no longer exists for us. It’s only because of my dedication to the true truth that STR.com brings that I mention him today. And Jonah, if you’re reading this, you better not come back to North Carolina. I meant what I said about shooting that fag ass of yours.
As the only Doctor in the STR crew you are an intellectual authority. Do you feel you have increased the level STR operates on?
No, I’ve improved the number of qualifications, but I don’t think that the level can be increased. It has always been the highest level imaginable because we all take direct commands from LORD Jesus. He was channeling long before I arrived and using Shelley, Barbara and Tristan to do His will. The only difference is that STR.com was maybe able to put up more articles since I arrived, because there were more of us to talk to LORD Jesus and one more voice means more prayer power. It was also prayer that helped us find Billy Bob Neck by the way. Now we publish every day and often twice a day! Thank you Jesus!
I know that you are very much against Homosexuality. You call those folks “fags” regularly. Don’t you think that this is the wrong approach? To push them away?
What else do you want? You’ve got to push them away, otherwise they’d just come up behind you and stick their great throbbing meat truncheons up your private passages. You can’t give these folks any quarter. All they want is to smear our face with their seed. And they have an evil covenant with Satan. They are going to hell and they want to take Christians with them. You gotta be firm with them. You gotta be hard.
Reading your articles and comments I know that you have a very special relationship with Jesus. How would you describe this relationship?
I think about Jesus every waking moment. I think about everything about Him. I think about Him and pray to Him. That He may do the things I want unto me. I think about Him sitting next to His father, Our LORD, casting judgement, yea, upon sinners. I think about the things He said and the way He said them. That virile manly authority! Those soft full red lips beneath his lustrous sandy beard. His ripped torso exposed and bleeding, stretched out on the cross, only a loin cloth to cover his male regions… And I think of him anointing the disciples. Anointing me! Pouring oil over my own exposed chest and rubbing it in with his big warm hands. I get excited just thinking about Him. He is beautiful. And so very good. I’d love to spend some time with Him!
I may have to go and read the Bible for a while now…
What do you think does the future bring for America and and for STR?
I think that most of what we need to know about the future is writ in the Book Of Revelation. The seas will rise up. The beast will come. The Four riders will ride. The Saved will go to sit at the Lord’s right hand while the Lamb shall smite ruin on all that oppose him.
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HAHHAHAHAHAHHA
oh damn, what are you talking about???
Homosexual men are normal people!
When you see them in public, you wouldn’t realize that they are gay!
And of course they are not any kind of sicko!
Ok, maybe it’s a little bit strange, when you think of two men, having sexual intercourse, but who cares if they do it in their house, where nobody can see them.
And hey, du you really think they have a contract with the devil???
I can only laught about it^^
greets from the country, where homosexual marriage is allowed, good old GERMANY!
1. From what institution did you obtain your degree? Your grammar is atrocious, and if you wrote that way through school, I kinda find the title “Doctor” unbelievable.
2. What do you know about “Hell”? Truely? Have you been there?
3. I’m sure Jesus supports your threat to kill your brother. It’s good to know that you were instilled with true Christian values, such as “turn the other cheek”. One of the Ten Commandments is “Thou shalt not kill”, isn’t making such threats also considered a sin? There’s something called “forgiveness”, which I was always told was another part of Christianity, however this seems to have been lost on a lot of “Christians”.
4. I think your fear of Homosexuals is based on some deeply-seated denial. “You gotta be firm with them. You gotta be hard.”
Firm and hard….
“That virile manly authority! Those soft full red lips beneath his lustrous sandy beard. His ripped torso exposed and bleeding, stretched out on the cross, only a loin cloth to cover his male regions?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?And I think of him anointing the disciples. Anointing me! Pouring oil over my own exposed chest and rubbing it in with his big warm hands. I get excited just thinking about Him. He is beautiful. And so very good. I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥d love to spend some time with Him!”
Does this turn you on or something? The way it’s written sounds like soft-core porn. “Pouring oil over my own exposed chest and rubbing it in with his big, warm hands”….WOW.
I love the fact that this guy you interviewed is quite obviously gay. “That virile manly authority! Those soft full red lips beneath his lustrous sandy beard. His ripped torso exposed and bleeding, stretched out on the cross, only a loin cloth to cover his male regions?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ? And I think of him anointing the disciples. Anointing me! Pouring oil over my own exposed chest and rubbing it in with his big warm hands. I get excited just thinking about Him. He is beautiful. And so very good. I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥d love to spend some time with Him!
I may have to go and read the Bible for a while now?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?”
I think maybe he turned that family member away because the family member wouldn’t let the docor but his short slightly droopy cock up his ass.
Sorry to say but I dot think your going to heaven. I dont think Jesus whants your fag throbbing meat truncheons that close to his private parts.
I am very glad to see a new face here, Dr. Samuel Luke Johnston! You are a great man, Jesus lover and fag hater. I like your style!
” I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m sure Jesus supports your threat to kill your brother. ”
Surely he does. Jesus hates fags.
A Liberal’s Pledge to Disheartened Conservatives
November 14th, 2006
To My Conservative Brothers and Sisters,
I know you are dismayed and disheartened at the results of last week’s election.
You’re worried that the country is heading toward a very bad place you don’t want it
to go. Your 12-year Republican Revolution has ended with so much yet to do, so many
promises left unfulfilled. You are in a funk, and I understand.
Well, cheer up, my friends! Do not despair. I have good news for you. I, and the
millions of others who are now in charge with our Democratic Congress, have a pledge
we would like to make to you, a list of promises that we offer you because we value
you as our fellow Americans. You deserve to know what we plan to do with our
newfound power — and, to be specific, what we will do to you and for you.
Thus, here is our Liberal’s Pledge to Disheartened Conservatives:
Dear Conservatives and Republicans,
I, and my fellow signatories, hereby make these promises to you:
1. We will always respect you for your conservative beliefs. We will never, ever,
call you “unpatriotic” simply because you disagree with us. In fact, we encourage
you to dissent and disagree with us.
2. We will let you marry whomever you want, even when some of us consider your
behavior to be “different” or “immoral.” Who you marry is none of our business. Love
and be in love — it’s a wonderful gift.
3. We will not spend your grandchildren’s money on our personal whims or to enrich
our friends. It’s your checkbook, too, and we will balance it for you.
4. When we soon bring our sons and daughters home from Iraq, we will bring your sons
and daughters home, too. They deserve to live. We promise never to send your kids
off to war based on either a mistake or a lie.
5. When we make America the last Western democracy to have universal health
coverage, and all Americans are able to get help when they fall ill, we promise that
you, too, will be able to see a doctor, regardless of your ability to pay. And when
stem cell research delivers treatments and cures for diseases that affect you and
your loved ones, we’ll make sure those advances are available to you and your
family, too.
6. Even though you have opposed environmental regulation, when we clean up our air
and water, we, the Democratic majority, will let you, too, breathe the cleaner air
and drink the purer water.
7. Should a mass murderer ever kill 3,000 people on our soil, we will devote every
single resource to tracking him down and bringing him to justice. Immediately. We
will protect you.
8. We will never stick our nose in your bedroom or your womb. What you do there as
consenting adults is your business. We will continue to count your age from the
moment you were born, not the moment you were conceived.
9. We will not take away your hunting guns. If you need an automatic weapon or a
handgun to kill a bird or a deer, then you really aren’t much of a hunter and you
should, perhaps, pick up another sport. We will make our streets and schools as free
as we can from these weapons and we will protect your children just as we would
protect ours.
10. When we raise the minimum wage, we will pay you — and your employees — that
new wage, too. When women are finally paid what men make, we will pay conservative
women that wage, too.
11. We will respect your religious beliefs, even when you don’t put those beliefs
into practice. In fact, we will actively seek to promote your most radical religious
beliefs (“Blessed are the poor,” “Blessed are the peacemakers,” “Love your enemies,”
“It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to
enter the kingdom of God,” and “Whatever you did for one of the least of these
brothers of mine, you did for me.”). We will let people in other countries know that
God doesn’t just bless America, he blesses everyone. We will discourage religious
intolerance and fanaticism — starting with the fanaticism here at home, thus
setting a good example for the rest of the world.
12. We will not tolerate politicians who are corrupt and who are bought and paid for
by the rich. We will go after any elected leader who puts him or herself ahead of
the people. And we promise you we will go after the corrupt politicians on our side
FIRST. If we fail to do this, we need you to call us on it. Simply because we are in
power does not give us the right to turn our heads the other way when our party goes
astray. Please perform this important duty as the loyal opposition.
I promise all of the above to you because this is your country, too. You are every
bit as American as we are. We are all in this together. We sink or swim as one.
Thank you for your years of service to this country and for giving us the
opportunity to see if we can make things a bit better for our 300 million fellow
Americans — and for the rest of the world.
Signed,
Michael Moore
Dear Sam,
I’m surprised, almost astonished! I would never had thought that you read Dante.. But since you know the book, you already know your future: There’s a nice little place reserved for you in the 9th circle of hell, where you can enjoy your beloved torture together with Brutus (who was a convinced Republican), Judas and all the other traitors.
I don’t want to offend you, but for someone who has written a dissertation you look quite young.
Marc
Why does Sam look like he’s 14 he must be a very young doctor
I am more disgusted by the fact that someone has dared to include Michael Moore’s disgusting spew of filth on these Godly pages than the libellous accusations about unholy man love.
Shame on you all! This is what we Christians face when we declare our faith in the public forum. Our enemies just want to see us crucified. Well liberals, you tried that in 32AD and that didn’t stop us then either! Jesus is still here and so is His repulican party!
Tessa. Ain’t nothing wrong with my grammar. (And by the way, attacking my writing is attacking LORD Jesus who inspires it – and that’s blasphemy, so stop it!)
Would you care to point out any errors?
And I know about hell from the Bible and the words Jesus whispers into my ear! You should let Him in some time!
Saying that LORD Jesus is gay is a disgusting blasphemy. Can you feel the fires already?
@sam :(And by the way, attacking my writing is attacking LORD Jesus who inspires it – and that?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s blasphemy, so stop it!)
Wow !! THIS is really incredible ! Do you realise to are telling us that disagreeing with you is blasphemy ?
YOU ARE ELEVATING YOURSELF AT THE GRADE OF GOD, this is incredibly selfish and dangerous. This is the proof of a total blindness and misunderstanding of the religion.
Indeed, this kind of belief is at the root of all the dangers of the religions (every single one). This is, indeed, the root of terrorisme. Yes, I do pretend that you are exactly the same as a terrorist (maybe without the willing and the intelligence).
Tux,
Did you write that comment to prove how stupid you are?
Gosh!
I’m not a terrorist! Look at my picture. Do you see a towel on my head? No!
I don’t say that disagreeing with me is blasphemy. Disagreeing with Jesus is blasphemy. All I do is pass His message on.
oh Sam…
if never seen a doctor talking such a rubbish!
What has towel in common with a terrorist?
Ok, some terrorists got towels, but not everyone!
you are the most perfunctorys person i’ve ever seen^^
and hey, jesus prays love and friendship, and not killing someone only because he’s gay!
greetz from the true christian country…germany
I’d point out the obvious about this article but… yeah… I think most people already got it.
“I don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t say that disagreeing with me is blasphemy. Disagreeing with Jesus is blasphemy. All I do is pass His message on.”
And since you don’t have your own will and only pass on jesus’ message, disagreeing with you is blasphemy.
And you didn’t answer the most easy question aked in the comments: what discipline do you have a degree in?
Sam :
You pretend Jesus speaks through your mouth (how boastful), of course with absolutly no proof since YOU and only YOU granted you this privilege, and based on this ridicule assumption, you pretend that no one can disagree with you.
In fact you USE god’s name to serve YOUR willings. This behavior is used be some sect’s gurus to gain full allegiance from their belivers.
Then some of them just steal all the belivers money, but some ask them to performe terrorist attacks. Those are terrorists, and you are like them. No matter if you wear a hat, a cap or a towel.
And by the way : I feel inspired, I’m sure my words are inspired by god himself.
Therefore, you cannot disagree.
Yep, it’s that easy ?
STR’s obsession with homosexuality continues. I am utterly convinced there are skeletons in the cupboard…”Methinks the lady doth protest too much”.
Sammy bought his degree at a bible college of dubious repute.
Sam, I await the Unit, as does my friend Proud German, when are they going to come to France?
It’s you that’s obsessesed Christoph! I hope you aren’t harboring lustful thoughts. I’ve heard about Frenchmen!
Please don’t disparage my degree! It cost me a lot and a lot of effort.
@Tux, what you say is illogical. Everyone knows you are a hellbound liberal. Why would Jesus talk through you?
Hey Sam, don’t make fun about the french, we germans only are allowed to do it^^
*smile*
joooooooooooooooooke^^
but hey, what are you talking all the time???
everyone here is against you, and you don’t realize, that your opinion and your way to speak is wrong!!!
God bless you Dr. Johnston for your words of inspiration and wisdom. Like Shelley and Billy Bob and Rush and our president and so many other good people, you make me proud to be a Christian and a Republican. I too was at first a little dismayed to see a message from that pinko commie fat ass goofy looking devil worshipping compulsive masturbator to Hilary Clinton pictures liberal Michael Moore on this site but I guess he is no worse than that crazy German guy or some of the other nut cases who post their anti-Christ, anti-Amercan messages of hate here. We must know who the enemy is if we are to fight them. With God’s help we will win the war against these Godless heathens! God bless all of us who live by God’s word and to Hell with all the liberals!
Sam,
“Ain?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t nothing wrong with my grammar.” Well, there’s a start. “Ain’t”? Come on, if you’re going to try and defend your intellectuality, at least refrain from sounding like an uneducated redneck. You still never answered my question about where you obtained your degree from. Many people have already asked this and you dodge the question every time.
“Saying that LORD Jesus is gay is a disgusting blasphemy. Can you feel the fires already?”
I’m not stating Jesus is gay by any means. I’m stating that what you’ve written in combination with the hatred you have for gays makes you sound like a closet case.
Tessa,
Patriot Bible University, Colorado.
There’s nothing wrong with saying “ain’t”. It’s vernacular, but not bad grammar. There is something wrong with being a liberal snob.
You’re crazy Sam. Where did you get that haircut. Are oyou in the army. You loser! I hate the troops. They’re murderers and dumb hicks. I agree with John Kerry about that.
Sam,
http://www.newgenevacenter.org/portrait/de-valera.jpg
Do you know who this man is? I’m sure, becasue of your ignorance and stupididty, you have no idea. But this man was the leader of the IRA (That’s Irish Republican Army, for those at STR who are too slow to figure it out on your own.) From 1921 until he became president of the Irish Republic. We was the leader of a terrorist group. Do you see a towel on his head? I didn’t think so, fucking fool.
I’d love to hear who he is from you. Any ideas on his name??
Patriot Bible Uni, CO is a fundimentalist Uni. You shouldn’t be proud of graduating from there. And where did you gain the title of “Doctor”? I’m curious as to what field you specialise in.
You fail, d00d.
So you obtained your degree from a school that issues degrees based on “life experience” rather than academics and merit, and is not accredited by a federally recognized accrediting agency. OK.
Honestly I respect anyone that tries to further their education. However, the reputation the school seems to have makes me question its integrity.
(See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patriot_Bible_University
http://www.nndb.com/edu/531/000111198/ )
As for being a “liberal snob”, you are anything but humble yourself.
@Sam : what you say is illogical. Everyone knows you are a hellbound liberal. Why would Jesus talk through you?
First, I am not liberal nor a democrat, I think peaple belonging to both parties can have great ideas. Politic is not black and white.
Nevertheless, I do stand against most of Bush’s politic : it is a disaster.
About Jesus being a liberal, you decided he was so. The bible is not a political book.
Therefore, once again, you USE his name to serve YOUR willing.
Once again, you do blaspheme.
Let’s make it clear : each time you pretend to know what god thinks, feel or want, your post is irrelevant, since you build you own evidence.
Hell, Sammy, you look like some sort of criminal youth on that pic.
Did you know that at the moment the person reckoned to be the number one authority on hell is some Liberal Euro-fag called Dante.
Yeah. Dante?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s Inferno. Although I like the divine comedy more.
Lass, der du hier eintrittst, alle Hoffnung fahren!
(Could someone translate this?)
And why is Gandhi in hell?
Praise Jesus (or else)!
OR WHAT?
PS: How much did that doctor title cost? And why do you sound so gay?
@True Christian: Nice to have you back, man. Oh, and AMEN!
I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m not a terrorist! Look at my picture. Do you see a towel on my head? No!
To be a terrorist, you don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t need to wear a tovel. You don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t need to scream around Allah or something like that. You only need to be one…
Please don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t disparage my degree! It cost me a lot and a lot of effort.
And money. LOTS of money.
And tux is right. Pretending to know god?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s will is blasphemy.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
I believe everything of essence has already been mentioned. The bloke is definitely gay… and the photo shows he’s just delectable! :P
Slovak Guy
Swip@:?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m sure Jesus supports your threat to kill your brother. ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?
Surely he does. Jesus hates fags.
how do you know? have he told you?
And damn, Sam is almost as ugly as Billy Bob…
Listen Mr X, you won’t upset me by saying I’m in the same looks league as BBN. He’s actually had quite a few run ins with so-called liberal model agencies who want to use his face to sell soap and shavers and perfume and all that kind of trash because he’s so damn handsome. It’s a good job he’s a monogamous man of God too, and a good job that he’s so good at fighting off them women otherwise he’d just be hurtling headlong down the path of sin with all those temptresses that just can’t help themselves from hurling themselves at him…
You CANNOT!! Repeat, CANNOT call yourself a doctor if your “degree” is from a non-accredited college. I’m sorry. I could print up a degree on my computer, doesn’t mean I’m a doctor. How was it paying for college by month, not by credit like every other college? How was it finishing a doctorate program in MONTHS, not YEARS as real doctors have to do? So Sam, stop calling yourself a doctor, it’s not right, and not fair to people who actually earned an accredited doctorate. Lying is a sin, you’ll go to hell.
Homosexuality is a mental disorder.
End of story.
Sam:
“Listen Mr X, you won?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t upset me by saying I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m in the same looks league as BBN. He?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s actually had quite a few run ins with so-called liberal model agencies who want to use his face to sell soap and shavers and perfume and all that kind of trash because he?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s so damn handsome. It?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s a good job he?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s a monogamous man of God too, and a good job that he?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s so good at fighting off them women otherwise he?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥d just be hurtling headlong down the path of sin with all those temptresses that just can?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t help themselves from hurling themselves at him?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?”
HAHA don’t make me laugh, if someone tried to sell soap with his face on it they would have to close down buisness…
M??¢‚Ǩ¬¢tte derre alle brenne, Hilsen Mr.X
I really doubt there are any temptresses going after Billy Bob. I’m no woman but I bet no woman would want anyting to do with that pig.
“I really doubt there are any temptresses going after Billy Bob. I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m no woman but I bet no woman would want anyting to do with that pig.”
second that
Both Billy Bob an Sam is so ugly, thei parents should be punished for spreading garbage around
M??¢‚Ǩ¬¢tte dere alle brenne. Hilsen Mr.X
Homosexuality is a mental disorder.
End of story.
You are a disease.
Discuss.
All these people running STR.com is a disease
[unAmerican activities and words deleted]?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? Mr.X
I agree with TriggerHappyJim. You are a disease. Sick and twisted. [foul word deleted - B Hagg, your language is shameful!] up beyond all recognition.
“Homosexuality is a mental disorder.
End of story.
You are a disease.
Discuss.”
So and how about all the scientific prove that homosexuality is a hereditary disease? It is in your genes, but still a disease!
Oh, Sammy, Sammy, you resort always to insults…you know nothing of France or the French, by your own confession, you have not been here, whereas I have lived and worked in the US and know much of your country.
It took me many, many years and much studying of FACTS to become a professor, and your ‘degree’ just cost you money. Grow up, learn something…you might like it.
“”It took me many, many years and much studying of FACTS to become a professor, and your ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?degree?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ just cost you money. Grow up, learn something?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?you might like it.”"
If I wanted facts I would read a book. I want skills.
Proud German, I’ll try to translate it..
Let, thou that are entering, slip away all hope!
(my old-english sucks ;) )
[Deleted for not being in American]
(Could someone translate this?
But I guess Dr Sammy won’t read Dante anyway. Eventhoug Dante was very christian and people who earned such titles as he “did” usualy love to read books (please note: books, plural; not only the bible..)
TriggerHappyJim, to quote my old latin teacher; “te edeo, interfice te cochleare.” :)
I humbly ask those in charge of STR to not remove that quote for being in latin.
“If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other cheek.”
Matthew 5:38-42
@editors
Latin is considered the holy language, why are you blocking out the holy language?
They did not block it, it was just a “pre-emptive comment.”
Jesus told me that your latin isn’t all that good Assembler… “cochleare” is very ugly…
what do you mean?
You eat me? you want a spoon to devour me? Can you explain?
Sam, Derideo te!
Internet-translation isn’t that good, if you don’t have the slightest idea of a language (which is something you could await from a doctor, at least in the Latin one..) ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?cochleare?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? is very ugly?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ? So, don’t use spoons anymore, if you consider them so ugly :D
Marc,
Listen up good. Jesus knows latin very well. And he told me that using a ‘ch’ rather than ‘c’ is plain barbarous… That’s all He was saying. Don’t question Him. It’s blasphemy.
He has an interesting message for you too:
“Pedicabo ego te et irrumabo…”
He’s speaking figuratively, of course… even though you almost certainly are a pathicus.
Usually, I always question (almost) direct answers from people who are who had died twenty centuries ago..
For the c-ch problem: Even a “dead” language is in a perpetual movement.
So this is the message from Jesus for me? Are you sure? Because – since I’m male, just like Aurelius and Furius in Catullus’ poem – Jesus would be intentionally gay.
Here a small prove that Jesus is gay, assuming that he really speaks through you:
p1: Jesus says “Pedicabo ego te et irrumabo” to a man (statet by Sam in the name of Jesus)
p2: Jesus is male
c: Jesus is gay
q.e.d.
Sam, I cannot believe that you always contradict yourself! And: JC should stick to his Armeic..
AND! I am a big screaming idiot!
Do you mean Aramaic? And no the LORD is not gay. He told me to tell you that He was just speaking figuratively. Jesus has a sense of humor too, you know!
And who is this fag Catullus? What does he or his nancy friends have to do with the LORD?
hubs.. sorry.. forgot to close the b-tag
Don’t worry Marc, it has been fixed. nice of you to point it out though. Thank you.
Catullus doesn’t really have anything in common with you Lord, except that Jesus quoted his poem “Carmen 16″.
Gaius Valerius Catullus, Carmen 16
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo,
Aureli pathice et cinaede Furi,
qui me ex versiculis meis putastis,
quod sunt molliculi, parum pudicum.
Nam castum esse decet pium poetam
ipsum, versiculos nihil necesse est.
Qui tum denique habent salem ac leporem,
si sunt molliculi ac parum pudici,
et quod pruriat incitare possunt.
Non dico pueris sed his pilosis,
qui duros nequeunt movere lumbos.
os, quod milia multa basiorum
legistis, male me marem putatis?
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
Yes, I ment Armaic; I appologize for the typo.
I appreciate that He has a sense of humor, but figurative jokes about blow-jobs are not what I consider funny…
jesus told me to tell you that carmen acutally means ‘song’… so you just wrote his poem, poem 16… And that ‘Poem 16′ is of course, just the title modern editors have given it. He also says that that poem is disgusting and that you should be ashamed.
Did you learn about this Catullus in school? Shameful!
Actually, carmen means poem, formula, speach, poem and song. But in this case, “Carmen 16″ is a name, and not a description. Therefore it is the poem or song “Carmen 16″ and not “Poem 16″. You’re right that modern editors gave it this name, though.
Please reply that it was He who quoted that poem first and that I certainly will not be ashamed for something he brought up.
I learned about Catullus in the school of life and learning is never something shameful.
Sam, it was a verbatim quote, and intended for TriggerHappyJim and not you.
Yes, my latin teacher was bad at latin, and so am I =[
Learning is what Liberals talk about when they really mean trying to find disproves for God’s truth! It is shameful Marc.
He?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s actually had quite a few run ins with so-called liberal model agencies who want to use his face to sell soap and shavers and perfume and all that kind of trash because he?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s so damn handsome.
Perhaps in a example of before and after. He would be before.
Before what Proud German?
Anyway, this whole thread is just typical of liberal ignorance. I tried to raise a few interesting philosophical points with Shelley about the End Times and I bared my soul about my cousin and all that happens is that everyone starts getting gay about BBN’s handsome face.
Shame on you!
Don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t question Him. It?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s blasphemy.
He doesn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t exist. What should happen? A lightning coming down on him? Now then I would have been hit a thousand times by now.
Let, thou that are entering, slip away all hope!
Thanks, Marc. In the divine comedy, this was written on the gate of hell. In reality, it was written on a sign at the Gates of Stalingrad in 1942. What a coincidence. =)
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
Learning is what Liberals talk about when they really mean trying to find disproves for God?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s truth! It is shameful Marc.
Sam, why don’t you – if you really want to be accepted as a doctor – just try to argue with valid arguments rather than just killing the whole discussion?
Keyword: Falsificationism
If your arguments are proven to be no longer valid, a wise man (woman) accepts the improved and more sophisticated, new truth.
I talk about learning in a common way. You can learn how to read, to write, you can learn mathematics, philosphy, religion, politics. What about common knowledge, history?
What else are you doing? You learned how to read the bible, learned how to write ablog and gathered you knowledge from a source which, at the same time, is your religios book.
However, you cannot just rely on ONE source, this is simply stupid and someone who realy wants to stick to such an attitude would never deserve to carry an honor like “Doctor”.
So please, keep up the discussion; it can’t be this hard!
German Guy,
u r welcome. Actually, I took it as an occation to start the book again.. :)
Before what Proud German?
You don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t know those advertising were they show how it was before (the product was used) and after? Don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t you look TV?
“Anointing me! Pouring oil over my own exposed chest and rubbing it in with his big warm hands. I get excited just thinking about Him. He is beautiful. And so very good. I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥d love to spend some time with Him!”
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK… i believe you are something “worse” than a gay (always speaking from your point of view, I don’t have any problem with them, it’s their choice who they love)… men, you are haveing erotic thoughts about a dead man! and not any dead man, the poor man who was crucified and you say is your lord!
I think I just read about the stupidest THING alive, saying person would be insulting myself and the whole world. If you also think Linux is evil I’ll know for sure you are a complete asshole…
Bush sucks, insane fanatics of religion like you are fucked up, gays are good people like everyone except the likes of you… ummm… did I forgt something? well, I hope I made myself clear, its not my greatest hability
“Hell is hot and you wouldn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t like it there. Not least because you gotta share bunks with people like Gandhi, JFK, John Lennon and Ted Bundy.”
why is gandhi in hell ?
Olimar: Because Gandhi was a liberal who believed in false gods.
BINGO!
Because Gandhi was a liberal who believed in false gods.
A liberal? Hell, he just wanted to get rid of those british occupiers like you did in the independence war. He just didn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t need to use violence, though.
And he didn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t have that much choice about the “false gods” as you call them. He had been born in a hinduistic family thus he became a hindu. It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s the same as with you and christianity.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
He?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s actually had quite a few run ins with so-called liberal model agencies who want to use his face to sell soap and shavers and perfume and all that kind of trash because he?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s so damn handsome.
Come out of the closet.
Its funny because gandhi said if everyone followed Jesus’ sermon on the mount there would be no war and hate, i guess you guys havent read that.
Olimar: What did gandhi know about jesus? he was a hindooo. If he really knew about jesus, he would have renounced his false gods.
“What did gandhi know about jesus? he was a hindooo. If he really knew about jesus, he would have renounced his false gods.”
How do you know the hindu-gods are alse?
maybe it is your god who is false…
M??¢‚Ǩ¬¢tte dere alle brenne, Hilsen Mr.X
gandhi must have heard of people like you who profess to be christian but arent and was scared out of his wits, thats right they were called britishers.
“Homosexual men are normal people!
When you see them in public, you wouldn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t realize that they are gay!
And of course they are not any kind of sicko!”
serial killers arent noticible in public either but they are sickos
What is your point olimar?
Surely, it’s Jesus’ will to shoot your homosexual relative in the ass… What happened to the love your neighbour-shit?
Shelley You Love America Right? Regardless of JFK’s personal life which is none of our business don’t you feel bad that such a tragic murder such as his happened in this great country and how this country grieved for our fallen leader? i would hope you would feel some bad about it. and could you please answer me this question please and i’m asking you nicely? why is it that after 45 years his death is still so painful for americans to talk about? could you please answer this if you don’t mind. this country was so violated cause of this tragedy and i hope maybe you feel some bad about it i will admit to the fact that i have some respect for you and your love of country. please answer my question thank you.
ask not what your country can do for you ask what you can do for your country. Quote From John Fitzgerald Kennedy
@sam johnston you are the last person who should say that about christophe le cure i did not see him talking about homosexuals and i also do not think he’s obcessed with homosexuals like you don’t even try to reverse or dodge about your creepy obcession with homosexuals. take a good look at yourself before reversing christophe le cure’s comment on him when you are infact obcessed with homosexuals. so people in glass houses should’nt throw rocks.