Briefly Patriotic – Theft 2006
The theft of the 2006 election will go down in history as America?s darkest hour.? With the country in a state of war, with 99 million pre-born infants killed, with homosexuals teaching our kindergartners the mechanics of homosexual sex in public schools, all sense and reason dictate what the outcome of the election should have been.? It?s a chilling indication of the basic immorality of the Democratic Party that they should choose this moment in time to defraud the American People of their God-given right to vote Republican.? Just how they accomplished this is unclear, but we at Shelley The Republican dot com intend to put the full weight of our organization behind the investigation into this blatant act of theft.? We know that you will increase your donation to your state?s Republican party to assist in this most noble of causes.
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Republicans just got Own3d !
:-D
“the full weight of our organization”
zero? :-D
You do that. I’m going to enjoy the reduced amount of fear I’m experiencing.
Face it you lost. Finally Mr Rumsfeld has gone. Did you know that he meet Saddam twice? Anyway….Perhaps the US of A can start behaving like a normal nation now!
Finally! Fucking finally! Rumsfeld is gone, the Dems are in power, and you shitheads are screwed. Just wait till we get another Dem in the White House in 2008. I know I’ll be voting against anyone you’re for, and come then, I’ll finally be able to do it.
Nice job failing, lol.
B Hagg
US DoD Europe
Shelley the Lord spoke to me early this morning and told me to make a substantial donation to our beloved Republican party. The check is already in the mail. God bless you for bringing this outrageous theft to our attention and bless your organization for investigating it. With God’s help I am sure you will get to the bottom of this illegal liberal attempt to let the Devil control our country. God bless America and God d–n (excuse my French) those thieving liberal Democ-rat thieves! They will be condemned to hell if they think they are going to steal the election and turn the whole country into San Francisco.
Dammit….there are three towel heads in front of my house eating dead babies already!
It is quite a shame. I believe that this nation is going to lose it’s favor with God. God is coming back to destroy this place. Only the righteous will be preserved.
“2 But for you who revere my name, the sun of righteousness will rise with healing in its wings. And you will go out and leap like calves released from the stall. 3 Then you will trample down the wicked; they will be ashes under the soles of your feet on the day when I do these things,” says the LORD Almighty.”
— Malachi 4:2-3
99 million pre-borns killed.
You Americans must be rabbits!
How right you are JDH.
LORD? Can you forgive US?
Hey Sam and JDH….are you f****n kidding me?
@Sto…
At least you self-censor your foul language… Of course I’m not joking. Why would I joke about the worst thing to happen to America since 9/11 (and in the long run it may even be worse!). Why would I joke when all I want to do write now is go out there and kick democrat ass!
God is angry today, and so am I.
pwned, you dumbasses !
God is happy to see that democraty would finally come back to USA.
This is a very great day, waited by everybody who is not an integrist.
what’s the link between Indian stealing a car, and the election?
Well, it shows how powerless he is if he is angry. Maybe you backed the wrong deity.
Just face it, you lost because your party is corrupt, stupid and ineffective.
Why are you trying to figure out what the Democrats did to win the election? They didn’t do a thing.. The Republicans screwed up (or around, call it what you will…).
Lord, please forgive the Republicans, for they know not what they are doing.
Hey sam – chill out….do like Rev Haggard and open up the other cheek – whoops I meant turn the other cheek.
Like I said – not too bright.
Time to stock up on assult rifles… did I say assult rifles? I meant “hunting rifles”. I’ll also be working on my rail pistol. For that matter I’m also working on a new dialectric.
Shut the fuck up, Red Flag. Go jerk off on some other blog for fucking losers who don’t vote. Go hang out with the freepers – they’re just your speed. You have a nice little cicle jerk for non-voters and afterward you can brag about it to each other.
Things you must believe in order to be a good Republican today
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Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush, Sr. made
war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy when
“W” needed a “we can’t find Bin Laden” diversion.
Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade with
China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest
national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
A woman can’t be trusted with decisions about her own body, but
multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without
regulation.
The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches,
while slashing veterans’ benefits and combat pay.
If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won’t have sex.
A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then
demand their cooperation and money.
Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing health
care to all Americans is socialism. HMOs and insurance companies have the
best interests of the public at heart.
Global warming and tobacco’s link to cancer are junk science, but
creationism should be taught in schools.
A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense,
but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is
solid defense policy.
Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution,
which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.
The public has a right to know about Hillary’s cattle trades, but George
Bush’s driving record is none of our business.
Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime , unless you’re a
conservative radio host. Then it’s an illness and you need our prayers for
your recovery.
Supporting “Executive Privilege” for every Republican ever born, who will be
born or who might be born (in perpetuity).
What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what
Bush did in the ’80s is irrelevant.
(Bill smoked a joint in college, George snorted coke, & had a couple DUI’s
in the 80′s,) (Laura Bush Killed a person while drunk driving as a teenager)
Support for hunters who shoot their friends and blame them for wearing
orange vests similar to those worn by the quail.
Like the president, think the national anthem should be sung only in
English, but it’s OK for BUSH HIMSELF to sing it in Spanish when campaigning
to the Latino community in 04!!
@Red Flag, Brick Wall
Assault, not assult…I try to educate you poor Americans.
A dielectric (note spelling) is an insulator, what has that to do with anything? Do you have a drug problem? Counselling might help.
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words of joy apart, keep up th good work, [Line deleted for not being in American]
You lost. Face it, it’s truth.
Now deny it if you want, but you won’t change it. I suggest you meditate on your errors and seek where you gone wrong, and if you find and accept your flaws, there may still be chances for you in 2008.
“”Assault, not assult?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?I try to educate you poor Americans.
A dielectric (note spelling) is an insulator, what has that to do with anything? Do you have a drug problem? Counselling might help.
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IE7 has no built in spellchecker. Rail guns use capacitor banks to deliver the burst of energy needed to propel the slug along the rails of a rail gun. If you made a better dialectric you could have smaller capacitors that can deliver the same amount of energy. I don’t take any illicit drugs or any non-illicit drugs in an illicit fashion.
“There’s nothing lower than the human race… except the fRench” ~Mark Twain
screw you shelley you lost and no matter how much you cry about it and how much you talk about voodoo election machine which transmit liberal radiation tha makes people vote republican it doesnt change the fact so screw you.
liberal people reading this
this is the first step towards ending the darkest era of american history the fight is not over do not let your guard down bush still has 2 more years in which he is president and although a democratic congress will somehow decrease the number of idiotic things he can do he is still presidnet and has some power.
First i thought it was a joke blog
now i understand
no comedy .. real american life .. real people
wonderfull, so nice
i will stay here
it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s better like the german TITANIC
@turan
nope, its definitly NOT better, its not even equal to titanic. titanic is funny. titanic is i r o n i c. titanic has a level above a 5 year old child.and at least: titanic is writen by people who can write in their language,,,
its just a trivial accumulation of moronic pseudo intellectual stuff.
Jesus told me he supports the Democrats. His form appeared on a grilled cheese on Monday night and spoke to me. Then I ate the sandwich. Sacrilecious.
That’s a really American way to see Jesus. Mexicans see Jesus on their tortillas.
“nobodies died when Clinton lied” :)
God does not exist. The fact that you capitalist filth continuously make up excuses for your failed political positions reinforces this. Workers of the world, unite!
you misspelled theft of 2000
also rumsfeld is gone, gj on saying how awesome he was
also gay senators
you guys are on a roll of hilarity today