November 8th, 2006 – A Warning
?The Presidents will see you now.?
The hunchbacked albino puts his hands together, bows like a Jap, adjusts the towel on his head and leads you into the Presidents office. You see them kissing as the door opens. They have no shame. They constantly feel each other up on TV and their gestures have an odd mirror image like in an old timey movie.
?Hola!? they shriek together. ?Como esta! Sietate, bato!?It?s 2009. The democ-rats have controlled Congress for two years and elected a gay Mexican that speaks no English and cloned himself the day after he was sworn in.
Do you really want to vote Democ-rat tomorrow?
A lot of you are gonna start screaming and yelling about how there ain?t no way that America will elect a gay Mexican president in 2008. But it ain?t gonna be through lack of trying on the part of the Democ-rats. Here?s just a little taste of what?s in store for America if we allow Satan?s chosen people into power on Tuesday.
The Gay Marriage Act – The first thing they’ll do is outlaw heterosexual marriage. This law will mandate the immediate divorce of heterosexual couples and the immediate remarriage of those couples to people of the same sex. The powerful Unitarian lobby is behind this law since they’re the only ones that’ll marry homosexuals.
No Car Left Behind – Citing “global warming”, Democ-rats will pass a law that will take your car away. Don’t worry though – they’ll give you a bright shiny bicycle in its place so you can still get to work. Your work is too far away to bike to? Well, they’ll be setting up collective farms in each community and you can work there instead. Why are you so selfish that you won’t put the Earth first?
The Jesus Tax - Do you believe that Jesus Christ died for our sins so that we may have everlasting life? Well, hand over your wallet because you’re gonna start paying for the Millenniums’ of hate and intolerance you big old meanies pushed on the rest of the world. That’s right – the Democ-rats plan to make Christians pay reparations to other religious. How are they gonna pay for that? The Jesus Tax – every church must hand over 43% of the money it takes in to the government. The government will then dole it out the Muslims, Jews, Buddhists and any other crackpot religion that ask for it. But wait, you’re asking, that means that people will stop giving money to churches and they’ll all have to shut down. Quick as a whip, you are!
El espa?ol como segundo acto de la lengua – Don’t speak Spanish? That’s tough because the Democ-rats plan to make Spanish the national language by mid 2008. Everyone in America will have to take Spanish As A Second Language lessons. Who gonna pay for it? Who else – the tax payers.
Have a thwell Thankthgiving, Judy! - You don’t think gay marriage is the final stopping point of the homosexual agenda, do you? It ain’t. They’re gonna keep pushing until children can’t start kindergarten until they’ve had a sex change operation. One of the first steps on the slippery slope involves changing the names and meanings of well loved holidays. They can’t go after Christmas right away so they’ll start with Thanksgiving which will no longer be about pilgrims and God’s love for America but a celebration of Judy Garland’s birthday. (No doubt all the homosexuals on this board will start screeching about how her birthday is in June – only a gay would know that.)
Appease and Thank You – As soon as the Democ-rats get sworn in the troops will come home and all of our good work in making Iraq safe for freedom will get tossed in the trash like so many used poppers in a gay discotheque. And what’s gonna happen when they get home? The Democ-rats will turn them over to The Hauge to stand trial for war crimes. Why?
The UN Dictates Our Foreign Policy - Democ-rats feel so badly about George Bush trying to defend our homeland from attacks by towelheads and Mexicans that they’ll let the United Nations steer the direction of our foreign policy.
Take Me Out to the BallSoccer Game – Now that we’re taking marching orders from the United Nations they’ll insist that we become just like them and play the worst game ever invented as opposed the greatest game in the world. Goodbye baseball and hello soccer-ball. Just the thought of it makes my blood boil.
Fox News Replaced By Al-Jazera – Since they’ll gain control of all the committees, Democ-rats will outlaw Fox News and replace it with out and out towelhead propaganda. Y’all better start figuring out which way is east!
These are just a few of the things you can expect if you pull the wrong lever tomorrow. Just remember – it’s a free country now but once the Democ-rats take over…well, it’s just a matter of time before we start celebrating Stalin’s birthday.
God is Love!
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Billy, this is a horrifying but all to credible future. And to think all this might start with a single vote for the Democrats.
Very good article, so frightening! Just something to add: Normal science will be forbidden. Everyone must believe then that man are descendents from apes and that the universe started with a big bang, 13.7 billion years ago. Isnt it crazy to believe that a thermodynamical phase transition by decoupling first neutrinos and then photons started the universe?
Not that the whole article isn’t rediculous, but what does Judy Garland have to do with Thanksgiving?
STR,
Wow…alot of info there…how miraculous you’ve been granted the power of divination (to see into the future that is)
…soo lets see what you’ve got here..
…(No doubt all the homosexuals on this board will start screeching about how her birthday is in June – only a gay would know that.)
-Are you coming out sir?
…Goodbye baseball and hello soccer-ball. Just the thought of it makes my blood boil.
-wouldn’t cricket(sp) be a logical change?
…Since they?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ll gain control of all the committees, Democ-rats will outlaw Fox News and replace it with out and out towelhead propaganda. Y?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥all better start figuring out which way is east!
- In my opinion Fox is little more than republican propoganda. While I was serving in Iraq I got a chance to see Al-Jazeera news, and (you’d better sit down for this) they report the news from their perspective whilst maintaining neutrality (of course there are crack-pots who get to have their 15 minutes; kinda like the internet). Even as a soldier fighting individuals (largely) of the muslim faith, and of Arabic lineage, I found their news to be on par with CNN.
- Fun Fact ‘o’ the day: Western news stations even share info with Al-Jazeera, and vice-versa!
Regards,
S. McL. M.D.
hahaha, u republicans have just lost it. You guys are so stupid. Oh my God :))
please please more of this stuff..the last time i loughed a lot of this crap i couldn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t hold myself on my chair
go on with your work and insult yourself again
you are the proof that all republicans are controlled by republic media..no sense to read beetween the lines..not the will to ask..not the might to open your own eyes..
the USA will go down if more of your kind exist
greetz from the bad atheistic guy from germany
Best goddam article on the entire website! My sides hurt!
Not that the whole article isn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t rediculous, but what does Judy Garland have to do with Thanksgiving?
Nice to see you’ve got your priorities straight. :P
HAHA! I’m totally using this for a stand-up routine… This is fucking gold. Priceless… Especially that Judy Garland bit…
You are right Shelley! God bless you!
I’m a republican voter since the first time that I was allowed to vote which is more than 20 years ago, but when I read this and actually think you are serious about it, I think I might just vote democrat for the first time in my life. I just can’t and won’t identify with such crackpots as yourselves
The first thing to do is to shoot yourselves Tristan, Barbara & Shelley…
“”The democ-rats have controlled Congress for two years and elected a gay Mexican that speaks no English and cloned himself the day after he was sworn in.”"
No, they are going to elect a caveman gay/lesbian hermaphrodite with a double sex change from France who speaks in a binary encoded trinary ascii space alien language.
Get it straight man!
At the risk of being seen as pedantic – well, I am a Frog academic, so you will have to excuse me – could you possibly give some citation of sources for your article?
Additionally, being an academic gives me a great interest in human nature…what exactly is it that drives you to write such transparent drivel? Do you really have nothing better in your life?
An absolute classic. You people make the most rabid fundamentalist seem rational and logical.
“no way that America will elect a gay Mexican”
why not?
i’m mexican, and i’m not gay but i can pretend it if you want;
“The Gay Marriage Act – The first thing they?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ll do is outlaw heterosexual marriage.”
you love that right, this is a good way To express the gay who you got inside
“Don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t speak Spanish? That?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s tough because the Democ-rats plan to make Spanish the national language by mid 2008″
uuu que bien asi todos ustedes podran ablar la mejor (y una de las mas dificiles) lenguas en el mundo
you can tell that future that is witch craft and i want you burned at the stake!
i reminded..and i wonder how dumb a human can be
in the US exists a law that only people who are born as us-american citiziens can become president…thats the reason why Arnold Schwarzenegger (governor of CA)could never become president as much he wishes…
sorry but shit happens
by the way..
Arnold Schwarzenegger is Austrian
Adolf Hitler was Austrian too..
AS is much popular at the US-people
AH WAS much popular at the german people
i hope this only time you can read beetween the lines and understand my innuendo
greetz from the bad atheitic guy from germany
Most of these come directly from the Homosexual Agenda. As to sources, we’ve worked far to hard to cultivate them to just hand them over.
“”i hope this only time [sic] you can read beetween [sic] the lines and understand my innuendo”"
You liberals are always thinking about sodomy aren’t you, you just can’t get your minds off of it can you? “In your end this, in my end that” Can’t you respect our right to not read about this grotesque gay orgies that you keep mentioning?
“Most of these come directly from the Homosexual Agenda. As to sources, we?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ve worked far to hard to cultivate them to just hand them over.”
Wow…I wish I could say that on my research papers…somehow I think it would be stamped with “BULLSHIT” in red letters instead of being given an “A”…
Golly gee … like the idiots in con-gress (idiot also applies to Bush) hasn’t given us the PATRIOT Act 1 & 2, the VICTORY Act and the Military Commisions Act. Oh yea … the Dept. of Homeland Gestapo, the TSA … well, and etc.
How many of you morons have ACTUALLY read any of these “acts?”
And as far as Bush being “pro-life” you people have your heads up your butts. Liars!
“Everyone in America will have to take Spanish As A Second Language lessons. ”
Muy bien, vosotros teneis que aprender otras idiomas.
Ander Leute sprechen schon gen??Ǭ?gend Sprachen, oder schrib??Ç¬ß u l??Ǭßs??Ç¬ß sogar s??Ǭßchs or seven times more languages than you do :D Gradisco scrivere in varie lingue differenti, pourque vous comprenniez rien :)
Isn’t that nice? Six languages in two sentences.. By the way: did you know that more people speak spanish than english, and did you know that having several official languages doesn’t make you a worse country. Even in the opposite: it improves your knowledge of one of the greatest cultural things ever: languages!
@ RedFlag: I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m neither gay nor liberal..i never practice sodomy or equevalent praktices..
My sexlife is normal..my girlfriend beautyfull..
oh shit..we have sex before marriage..and we like it
:D
we protect us for diseases using condoms..d?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•oh, i killed a lot of unborn babys…my babys
but i wouldt?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•n burn in hell because i didn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t believe in it..what a lucker i am..
greetz from the bad atheistic guy from germany
“(No doubt all the homosexuals on this board will start screeching about how her birthday is in June – only a gay would know that.)”
only a gay would know that!! totally agree people the person that wrote this article is gay because he know that her birthday is in june. i wonder who it is. i think it was a cooperative effort to write this article by shelley sam and tristian. shelley is a lisbian and sama and tristian are gay maybe even a couple
@greycell: nice one! you take the point, thats it!
and i wonder why i didn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t recognize that myself^^
SPANISH(FROM EUROPE, NOT SOUTH-AMERICA) DISCOVERED AMERICA! IF YOU DONT KNOW THAT YOUR WAITING! SO SPANISH WILL BE SPOKEN IN AMERICA SOON …
There ya go, doubters!
Y’all go ahead and laugh at the rest of it, too. Bunos taco.
God is Love!
I am a registered Republican. I was alerted to your posting regarding Thanksgiving and Judy Garland. How dare you mix the World’s Greatest Entertainer and most beloved artist with your theory regarding Thanksgiving. Ms. Garland’s history of service to this country and atempt to “heal” the land through song after our President’s (Kennedy) murder is to be admired not irresponsibly tangled in a Gay Rights agenda. Do you not care that she has children and grandchildren who would be deeply hurt should they come across such statements regarding her?
Think before you write. Leave Judy Garland alone and at peace.
Do you make money with this site ?
I hope you get some recompense for the great work you do… God doesn’t like to see His servants go poor. how do I contribute to your war chest?
God Bless You – and may He keep on Blessing America every day, even if they have incurred his wrath by voting for his enemies.
Another pathetic article.
“The first thing they?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ll do is outlaw heterosexual marriage.”
Why would they do it?
“Everyone in America will have to take Spanish As A Second Language lessons.” Americans learning another language? Bwahaha.
Take Me Out to the BallSoccer Game – Now that we?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥re taking marching orders from the United Nations they?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ll insist that we become just like them and play the worst game ever invented as opposed the greatest game in the world. Goodbye baseball and hello soccer-ball. Just the thought of it makes my blood boil.
It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s not soccer! And it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s especially not soccer-ball!! It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s football, for god?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s sake!!!
All the other things are too stupid to be commented on. Just one thign, though: democrats don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t force somebody to believe something. That makes half your asumptions invalid.
But hey, it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s over, and you LOSE!
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
REPUBLICAN LIES!1!!1!!!!!!!!!11
Couldn’t resist.
I will relish the day when the west is brought to its knees by its own corruption and Stalin’s birth is celebrated by all. Workers of the world, unite!
aparently someone doesnt know people came to this country in the first place to have RELIGIOUS FREEDOM.
Shelley, do me a favor and look up what stem cell research is.
look up what the Hubble Ultra Deep Field http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0403/hudf_hst_big.jpg has revealed in march 2004 about ourselves. (there are millions of galaxies out there, and what you see in the pictures are BILLIONS of lightyears behind.) sadly there is no god. but its also a good thing. you should feel encouraged to think for yourself and not need a guiding light that leads to nowhere.
the biggest arguement FOR evolution. YOURSELF. from a single stem cell to the womb, till you’re born, till you turn 3, 10, and teenage years until adult. LOok at how much you have changed in 20-30 years of a person being alive. now think what billions of years can do.
it amazes me you still back Bush after he got raped by the Dems. You had it coming, Religious freedom here we come. At least we agnostics have some respect and tolerate to your views, too bad you cant do the same. I think the bible skipped on that important moral ground.
geez… I know this is and old post that you posted here but wtf??? ok im just going to point out a few things here…
1. gays do not care if a hetero couple is married or not. thats your choice. and why would we want to be like you and hate and discriminate like you.
2. Why do you all get so upset about gay marriage? yea yea yea you are going to hide behind that bood you call a bible that cant even make up its own mind. well the authors in it anyway. we do not care if hetero’s are married or not.. you are the ones who are worried about ur marriage… do we sense a lil insecurity here in you marriage?? trust me gay men will not go for you or your husbands and lesbians will not go for you women or the mens wifes… we have better taste then that…
3. the thing about children having to have a sex change before they can enter school is up to you who are parents. lgbt’s do not pressure anyone into having sex no matter gay r str8. so stop worrying about your hetero marriages… we do not care to break a marriage up.. like i said we are not like you…
4. so stop worrying about ur marriages we do not care to break it up. stop worrying about children having to have a sex change, that is up to the child when the child is old enough. we do not pressure people into living a life they do not want.
ok now just a question here… How do you all think this mess up? does it just come to you in your sleep? do you sit down together and make mess up? what type of xtianity r you?
and im just going to leave ya with a lil thought… STOP HIDING BEHIND THAT BOOK AND JESUS SO YOU CAN BE YOUR OWN BIGOTED MORON, CAN U NOT THINK W/O HIDING? AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST… YOU JESUS DID ALL THAT STUFF… AS YOU SAY MADE THE WORLD IN A WEEK, WALKED ON WATER, BROUGHT THE DEAD BACK TO LIFE, ETC.. I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU BUT YOUR JESUS WAS A WITCH. AND YOU TELLING TO FUTURE MEANS YOU ARE A WITCH…. AND CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE…AND YOU KNOW THE OLE SAYING THAT SOMEONE WHO ALWAYS PICKS ON ANOTHER PERSON IS JUST LIKE THE PERSON THEY PICK ON!! SO IN THAT CASE YOU HATE GAYS, DEMS, OTHER COUNTRYS MUST MEAN THAT YOU HAVE GAY ISSUES… SO IF YOU JUST PEEK OUT FROM BEHIND THE CLOSET DOOR YOU ARE HIDING IN YOU WILL SEE IT ISNT THAT BAD.COME ON OUT WE WILL WELCOME U REGARDLESS HOW BIG OF A MORON U HAVE ACTED. BUT THATS JUST IF U WANT TO, WE DONT PRESSURE OR TRY TO CONVERT PEOPLE. YOU HATING DEMS MUST MEAN U AGREE WITH THEM AND YOU ARE SCARED TO AMIT IT… AND THE OTHER COUNTRYS THAT U HATE.. WELL UR THE REASONS OUR TROOPS ARE DYING….
BUT IN ALL HONESTY HOW DO U THINK THIS NONSENSE UP???
America sure rejected the pro-homosexual, pro-terrorist agenda on November 7th when they have Democrats the majority in the House, Senate and Governorships, not to mention State Legislatures :)