Masturbation : Offensive to God!
Every child know that it is wrong to masturbate! Masturbation was invented by a disgusting Jewish guy with the name “Onan”. According to the Bible when God noticed that Onan masturbated He told him it is an abomination and He killed him on the spot as an example to others. There you can see how God feels about masturbation (or choking the chicken, or polishing the salami or whatever the kids call it today).
Masturbation is basically the act of simulating the sex act which itself is only meant to father children. It is a sin to have sex without the intent of having children and of course it is a sin to masturbate, there is no question about that.
It is not only against the will of God to masturbate but there are also serious health implications. Several studies show that masturbation might cause Peyronie’s disease in men and Vaginiti in women (even though I agree with Sam when he says that it is physically impossible for a woman to effectively masturbate).
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The “New England Medical Journal of Vermont” says the following about Masturbation:
Frequent masturbation and ejaculation stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions excessively, resulting in the over production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters such as acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin. Abundant and unusually amount of these hormones and neurotransmitters can cause the brain and adrenal glands to perform excessive dopamine-norepinephrine-epinephrine conversion and turn the brain and body functions to be extremely sympathetic. In other words, there is a big change of body chemistry when one excessively pratices masturbation.
If you feel the urge to masturbate I suggest you take a cold shower or read the bible. Once the day of judgement arrives you better have a clear conscience! There are also ways to effectively stop your child from masturbating. First of all you have to lay down the ground rules. Tell them what the bible says about masturbation and tell them that God does not love them anymore when they masturbate. If you catch your child in the act of masturbation I don’t think there is another way than to beat the child. Hard. This way they automatically connect masturbation with the feeling of severe pain. If you suspect that your kid might be a liberal then he or she might actually like the painful experience and the lesson will sadly be lost. But then, if you really have a liberal child, all hope is lost anyway.
He might feel good now but God hates him and he will burn in hell!
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I have two daughters myself and they assured me that they never touched themselves. I am very proud of them. On the day the marry, they will have their first sexual interaction and 9 months later they will become a mother just like I am . This is the way God wants it to be.
God bless all Godly people,
Shelley Goodman
P.S. To read the views of Pastor Bucks on masturbation click on our Problems Page!
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Thank you for the message shelley, here’s some good ol’ song lyrics, my reward for your hard work:
I wanna go back to Dixie
Take me back to dear ol’ Dixie
It’s the only little ol’ place for little ol’ me
Old times are not forgotten, Whoppin’ slaves and Sellin cotton
And waiting for the Robere E. Lee
Jerrey Joe,
what has this to do with anything?
This article is about the evil and danger of masturbation.
Sham on you for not seeing that.
Shelley Goodman
Masturbation is a variant of homosexuality. It is actually the primary cause of homosexuality. Men are supposed to love vagina and women are supposed to love dick.
What happens when a boy plays with his dick and gets fun from it and gets orgasm? He surely starts loving dick! Masturbation is the reason why people are becoming homosexuals.
According to a poll made by Gallop, %100 of all male homosexuals admitted making masturbation when they were boys!
So, eradicate masturbation and homosexuality will disappear.
aras180,
that is good thinking. You are right.. Masturbation could very well be the reason for homosexuality!
Thanks for your input!
Shelley
I have two daughters myself and they assured me that they never touched themselves.
So, they’re going to hell for lying as well as masturbation. Fine with me.
How dare you say something like that?
My daughters would never masturbate! That is just disgusting!
Shame on you for even suggesting that!
Shelley Goodman
Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates.
Peter,
I have to warn you that you may have damned your soul to eternal torment by writing such blasphemous (not to mention) disgusting things about Our LORD.
Sorry friend.
What about sperm banks? After that kind of masturbation a woman becomes pregnant.
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And you’re are not religious.
I live in Europe and I think you are the kind of people that give a bad name to the USA! Shame on you! You call yourself a Christian, but Jesus teached us to love our fellow men, even if they are jews, muslins, blacks, chinese, gay, an adulterous women or even a democrat! Read the bible!
How dare you say something like that?
My daughters would never masturbate! That is just disgusting!
Shame on you for even suggesting that!
Oh please, every teenager masturbates. I actually rather like it when people like you close your eyes, put your fingers in your ears and scream “LALALALALALALALALA!!”.
Mastrobation is murder. No wonder Lie-berals engage in it so much!
I am curious to know on what basis Sam, who is, one guesses, a man (?) is able to speak so authoritatively that a woman cannot masturbate effectively? I show this to my students, half of whom are female and I have to tell you, they are still laughing. Some of the bolder ones say they like to show you.
This article is yet more proof of the satirical nature of this site.
PS, along with my good friend Proud German, I still await patiently the visit of the Unit.
All sexual activities where you waste your sperm (masturbation; anal sex, oral sex, condom-using, using birth control methods) are mass-murdering. A typical ejaculation contains 100 million sperms! All of them are alive and all of them can be babies.
When you waste your sperm you kill 100 million living being that might eventually become a human!
So all these wasters must be considered mass-murderers and should be sentenced to life-time imprisonment!
It’s about time someone talked some sense around here! Aras180, I’d be proud to shake your hand and buy you a Coca Cola!
God is Love!
First: We don`t know the exact cause of Peyronies Disease, we just know that is more common in diabetics and people with gout.
Second: Vaginism has a psychological cause due to strict upbringing, religion, fear of impregnation (so maybe some of your friends in your church have vaginism)
Third: Your daughters DO masturbate but they won`t ever tell you. If you continue that way in the future they will develop vaginism too. So do them a favor and stop missinformating them.
Again wrong, both aras180 and the coward that punches girls in the face (aka Billy Bob Nerd)
First: not all the spermatozoids are fien when you ejaculate, it is aceptable that less than 50% is not properly motile and less than 40$% has deformity anomalies (not the 100 million)
Second: we produce millions os spermatozois per day and millions of them are rechanged everytime so you may also think that you are murders because if you don`t try to fertilize every day you are killing them
Third: if all of them could be efectively used the world would be so crowded that we couldn`t even breath well because there wouldn`t be enough room to let our torax expand.
Morons!
“All sexual activities where you waste your sperm (masturbation; anal sex, oral sex, condom-using, using birth control methods) are mass-murdering. A typical ejaculation contains 100 million sperms! All of them are alive and all of them can be babies.
When you waste your sperm you kill 100 million living being that might eventually become a human!
So all these wasters must be considered mass-murderers and should be sentenced to life-time imprisonment!”
Even birth producing heterosexual sex wastes millions of sperm. The sperm die anyways and are flushed away by the immune system and new sperm grow in their place if they are not ejaculated. Furthermore, women waste eggs every time they have a period, should women constantly have sex in between pregnancies to prevent the wasting of these eggs?
Excuses! Excues! Lie-berals!
Hitler had many excuses too! Even Osama does too!
Millions of sperm die in even during reproductive sex. Men are capable of producing sperm indefinately until death, but woman always produce a finate number of eggs. Thus anytime masturbation becomes a substitute for reproductive sex should be considered wrong, and as such, all female masturbation is wrong. However, male masturbation may be necessary to prevent inpotence because “if you don’t use it you loose it” in a sense. If a male refrains from masturbating the plumbing can be clogged, thuse wasting every sperm produced because it all dies in the body because it cannot be ejaculated, and also wasting all the eggs because no sperm can meet them. So one should conclude that males can, nay, are required to, masturbate as that act maintains the reproductive system which is necessary in minimizing the number of eggs and sperm that are wasted. Females, should never masturbate, because it produces no reproductive benefit that sex doesn’t already achieve (sexual stimulation can increase the likelihood of conception thus it is nessary beyond simply delivering the ejaculate, it, however, can be accomplished with more sex).
Also, by this logic (and by this logic I mean your logic shelley), teenage pregnancy should not only be allowed, but required (and thus betrothal and very yound marriages reinstated), because starting as early as possible will also minimize the sperm and eggs that are wasted throuought the couple’s lifetime.
Mind you, Shelley, I have written all of this based on your logic, I’ve simply taken it to a far more absolute extent because, as you seem to claim, one must follow the word of the bible absolutely.
Let’s get something straight here, Mr. Throw The First Stone – I don’t punch girls in the face. Girls grow up to be women and nobody wants to marry a woman with a broken nose. It ain’t right. With girls, like with boys, you oughta use a belt on their butt. My daddy use to say that the only reason to see a woman unclothed before marriage was to see if her backside is unblemished. If it wasn’t then you oughta marry her because her momma and daddy raised her right.
As far as punching women in the face being a cowardly act, all I gotta say is you ain’t never met my wife!! :-)
I’m just kidding. You oughta use the belt on them, too.
Shelly,
Would you be so kind as to post a link to the web-site of the medical journal you cited? In my years I don’t believe I’ve heard of the “New England Medical Journal of Vermont”
and I would be truley thrilled to peruse its pages.
Aras180,
You mentioned a poll that claims 100% of homosexual males admitted to mastubating when they were young. I’ll neither accept nor refute your sources until a later date; however that would be considered correlation, not causation. In lay-mans terms that means that of the homosexual individuals polled 100% admitted to mastubation as youths, NOT ‘they masturbated, and that caused them to become homosexual’
So my question is this, aras180 what percentage of heterosexual, hetero-flexible, homo-flexible, and ‘other’ individuals, both male and female, admitted to mastubation? As well as what conclusions do you draw from those facts.
Shelly,
Whether or not your spawn attempts to, or actually does stimulate themselves manually is none of my concern. However it is your duty as a parent to to inform your children and prepare them for the world (in sure you know that). I wonder how you negotiate that task…
regards,
S. McL. M.D.
PS, along with my good friend Proud German, I still await patiently the visit of the Unit.
Me too. I even pinpointed my home on the Map of Patriots on the external site.
@Billy: Punching them is a wrong as hurting them in any other way. Everyone hurting a woman is a coward. So you are one.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
Billy Bob Nerd, this is your comment right?
“Billy Bob Neck October 21st, 2006 8:48 am
HOO-AH!!
Thank you, Soldier, for keeping America free from the tyranny of those who hate freedom! And I wish you had punched that girl reporter in the face. She deserved it! That?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s one of the worst things about the gay liberal media – they send girls out to places like Iraq to ask questions like ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t you soldiers really want the terrorists to win like all good Americans do??¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? knowing full well that if a man asked that question they?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥d get punched in the face.
Keep fighting for America!
God is Love!”
It`s pretty clear for me that you agree on punching girls on the face when they don`t agree with your… coward. Listen to me: women NEVER, for NO REASON should be hit.
A question, what do you mean with “use a belt on their butt”, I don`t understand. Shelley do you like that your husband “use a belt on your butt”?
hahaha great article !
You make me proud to be an American. The belief that we can just do anything we want with our bodies and not be damned is something the commie media is trying to cram down our throats. Thank God for Rush and Michael Savage and Melanie Morgan and all the fine people at the Fox Network for helping us to be a more Christian nation. The holy book tells us not to masturbate. What do some people not understand about that? God bless you and God bless America!
Jarvis Fernley
OMFG, Please tell me this site is a joke!!!!!! No one can be this MF stupid.
-Breeze
Oh my God, u guys are soooo stupid!! This is the limit!! U guys are dumber than Bush in my opinion. Totally!! ROTFL!! :)))
U idiots, even Bush masturbated when he was a kid. And so did the 42 million odd dumb repub Americans who voted for the republicans this past elections.
I’m masturbating right now, Shelley. (No easy task while trying to type at the same time, I keep HITTING THE BLOODY CAPS LOCK KEY…..OH, BUGGER! DONE IT AGAIN) You really make my juices flow, that’s for sure babe.
Tell me Shelley, will God hate me for finding you so attractive?
*fetches tissues*
*wipes monitor clean*
Any chance of a signed picture, Shelley? I could really crack one off to that…….just put something like “To Badger, my favourite filthy, liberal, English stud-muffin, Xx”
Shelley,
I hate to burst your bubble, but it’s really not true that there is no female masturbation in America. Even straight, conservative women do it. Furthermore, women can effectively give themselves an orgasm. I promise.
Billy Bob,
I hope your wife steals your belts and uses them at her own discretion at some point.
This is a great laugh. Barking at others will not cleanse your own soul. Beg forgiveness and move on – or teach your daughters to do it correctly, so that they don’t get Jesus ticked off.
I think you guys got serious problems, the americans, always thinking they are a superior race! the americans are the most racist people i ever know! they do all wrong they are seen like a joke in every country, they are hated all arround the world, stop being so selfish plz!
and before you say anything, i’m christian, i’m from south america, i got a very good education, from a good christian family that doesn’t think the other people sucks just like you guys think WE HAVE OUR EYES WIDE OPEN.
“If you feel the urge to masturbate I suggest you take a cold shower or read the bible.”
honey the bible is one of my favborite erotic texts:
“That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and lay with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.
“The next day the older daughter said to the younger, ‘Last night I lay with my father. Let’s get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and lie with him so we can preserve our family line through our father.’ So they got their father to drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went and lay with him. Again he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.
“So both of Lot’s daughters became pregnant by their father.” (Gen 19:33?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¨36)
Radical Christian life sounds really fun. Apparently because God forbids you from doing anything. Exceptions are praying, severely criticizing the different, and being so right wing you fall off the scale. People are physically designed and predisposed to ENJOY SEX, and MASTURBATION, whether your retarded brain agrees or not. OTHERWISE, HOW WOULD THE HUMAN RACE PERPETUATE? How many people would there be in the world if sex was not enjoyable? 200? 400? There you go. Apparently its a sin to continue the species. 6 Billion hardcore sinners. You will never win.
“When you waste your sperm you kill 100 million living being that might eventually become a human!
So all these wasters must be considered mass-murderers and should be sentenced to life-time imprisonment! ”
Thank you very much aras for opening my eyes. If this is mass-murder, it is the same if we don’t ejaculate as the sperm is dying in our balls!
Then the only solution to go to paradise is to cut my balls, so that I don’t kill millions of persons every day.
It will hurt!
Jess you show me the proof that Bush masturbated when he was a kid. There is absolutely no evidence that he performed that repulsive, disgusting act. You know he talks to God every morning and he probably did the same thing as a boy. Just because you are a sinner doesn’t mean the president is one. All of you people better take Jesus into your heart or you will burn in hell. Fornicators, masturbators, Democrats…repent for your sins before it is too late.
Which idiot believe such bullshit?
dear shelley,
about the conection of gays to masturbation, i was watching one of you recomended pornos (cum fart cocktails) and one of the guys in the video beats his meat followed by having sexual intercourse with one of the actresses. is he gay? because if he is, hes really good at anal sex.
Phil you must live down in the commie fruitcake land of San Francisco. I hope your mother if you even have a mother knows what filth you are watching! You degenerates will burn in hell forever for your gay anus fornication. Now just shut up and leave at least this one site for us God fearing Christian people. Thank you.
Excuse jarvis fernley, if that is your real name. Its probably Haywood Jablome if you would ask me. Listen Fern gully, do you by any chance know the difference between me and you? its that im not afraid of god, him and i hang out on weekends and play a round of golf and let me tell you he isnt that good a putting either. If you would just take the time a call him once and awhile, you could be playing golf with him too. Also, you were close in where i live but i actually live in the Facist chocolate land of Washington D.C.
I’m sorry phil but I don’t talk to commies, democrats, athiests and embiciles and you apparently are all of these. May God come into your life and cure you of your sexual self pollution habit and make you see his eternal light. You will not find God on the golf course but you have probably been smoking too much wacky weed pot to truly understand that. Now just shut up and leave this site to us God fearing Christians. Go to the Jane Fonda or Ted Kennedy or Bill Clinton site to preach your Godless doctrine of masturbation and fornication. Thank you!
Jarvis, I just wanna say thanks for that. I ain’t complaining, but it gets a little tiresome having to say the same thing over and over again. You’re a credit to this site!
God is Love!
Billy Bob your comments are sincerely appreciated my friend. Sometimes you just have to beat the fear of Christ into some of these masturbators and fornicators you know. I consider myself a Christian and a gentleman but when certain people from Berkeley, San Francisco and Washington DC and other commie dungholes rile me…well sometimes I just have to let them know in a Christian way that I have a shotgun and a shovel and know how to use them both if you get my drift. With God’s help as well as Christian leaders such our president George W. Bush leading the way, we will win this war on morality as well as terrorism. God is truly love my friend and again thank you so much. Let’s all remember to go out and vote next week. If the Democrats think they are going to control Congress, they have another thing coming. Anybody listen to Rush this morning? God bless America!
im just wondering how seriously inbred all you people are. if you all really believe this pathetic, crazy shit!!! then u all are in need of serious theorpy or are severly inbred
This is anti-semitism and it’s offensive.
this has to be a joke? right? if not… we are all doomed.
We are all doomed and damned and destined for Hell if we don’t stop disobeying God’s laws. Fornication, masturbation and homosexual activity will doom us all. What part of that do you sinners not understand? Unless you want to turn the whole country into that Sodom and Gomorrah like city called San Francisco, remember to vote next Tuesday my good Republican friends. Electing Democrats will just increase the amount of fornication, masturbation, sodomy, prostitution and abortion in this country. You can mark my words on this! Have you forgotten Bill Clinton and Ted Kennedy? With God’s help we WILL win the war against evil sex as well as the war on terrorism! God bless America and God bless George W. Bush and God bless Shelley for providing this wonderful forum!
What the hell do you have against it. How do you even know that god exists?
What the hell do you have against it. How do you even know that god exists? Until I see some scientific evidence about it, I’m an agnostic. and one more thing: JEWS ARE NOT DISGUSTING. i’m sorta jewish myself
“e”,
you must live a very sad and lonely life.
1. God exists because I see His creation all around me.
2. I have something against masturbation because God is against it!
3. Jews are disgusting when they masturbate. Jews masturbate more often then normal humans. I have the statistics to prove that. You are “sorta jewish”??? What does that mean? Does this mean you will kills Jesus, too???
Shelley Goodman
I never understood why so many Christians hate the Jewish people. If Christ never died on the cross, how would I be saved? I can’t begrudge them for carrying out their part in God’s plan.
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(even though I agree with Sam when he says that it is physically impossible for a woman to effectively masturbate).”
I am pleased to report that not only is it possible, it’s also fun and easy. ^_^
Hey Shelly
i see you left a post on ComedyCentral.com, does this mean you watch the colbert report? HAHAHA got you bitch! you must watch alot of comedy central shows like crank yankers meaning you beat you meat. Becaus obviously your a guy
Dear Shelley,
If you are going to quote the Bible, make sure you get it right. The Bible says nothing about masturbation!
” Some erringly cite Onan in Gen. 38:9 who spilled his seed on the ground, as a justification for masturbation. But this is a mistake since this is not dealing with masturbation.
“And Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so it came about that when he went in to his brother?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s wife, he wasted his seed on the ground, in order not to give offspring to his brother,” (Gen. 38:9).
This is not about masturbation. It is about the failure of Onan to give children to Tamar, the widow of his brother, and fulfill his duty to raise offspring in his brother’s name. By refusing his obligation, he sinned.”
Dear Shelly,
Your Anti- Jewish comments disgust me! Once again you have failed God in your interpretation of the Bible. God is about love Shelley, Jesus died so that you could love your neighbors, Jesus died for you , Shelley, so spread compassion and tolerance in the name of God…but you are failing Shelly, everytime you make comments about the Jews and judge them, then you are judging, which is the role of only God…this I am sure of Shelly, you are playing hte role of God by judging his children…Shelly you need to think before you make such comments such as ” Jews are disgusting when they masturbate. Jews masturbate more often then normal humans. I have the statistics to prove that. You are ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?sorta jewish?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ???? What does that mean? Does this mean you will kills Jesus, too???” Really Shelly before you preach the false word of God I urge you to review you Bible…but do not worry dear, Jesus will forgive you if you change your ways right now. Praying for you!
Haha, all teenagers masturbate get over it, gosh ( i’m 15 i know). Homosexuals aren’t that bad and also all middle eastern people aren’t terrorists, not all people who listen to heavy metal worship satan. God loves each of his children equally. I just thought i’d say all that, because i’m bored. very bored. well i’m going to go to church now, bye bye.
Haha this is such bullshit. Masturbation is healthy. “God” must be a pervert to watch this, then condemn it. Kinky!
Shelley’s kids don’t just masturbate, THEY PROSTITUTE THEMSELVES! They also like sweaty fat guys who have aids, and like anal sex. Condoms? Non-existent.
may god have mercy on your soul, shelly.
are you joking or are you all insane?
I am not sure if this has been pointed out yet, and considering the dearth of intellectual thought present on this farcical Blog, I doubt it has… but Jesus was a Jew. Yep. A Rabbi. Not a Christian… a Jew. His Mother? Jewish. His Father? Jewish.
I also hate to burst your bubble, but your arguments are completely contrary to anything taught in the Bible. Sorry, princess… you’re far more likely to burn in your odious Hell than those whom you have damned.
You and those of your ilk are the reason the Republican party is seen as a band of myopic yokels and hayseeds. Thankfully not all Republicans are as small-minded as you… lest the party fall off the map. If you desire to live in a theocratic oligarchy, please move to the Middle East. Your views are more in line with those held by the Taliban.
Again, I remind you that Jesus was a Jew.
Wow, thanks for this site. It’s hilarious. I’ve already shown all my friends, it’s the funniest thing since Borat. I’ve got to admit, you’ve got talent. Anyways, thanks again, keep up the good work (maybe you should write for the Colbert Report).
Some people are really screwed up! It shouldn’t matter what religion you are or anything, but what is not disgusting about masturbation??? Shelly, trust your daughters, they are nice normal people. I am a teen and I would never masturbate. What I don’t understand is how some people will do just about anything because a lot of people have gone around and told everyone masturbation is healthy and “normal”. Yeah, right.
I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m sorry phil but I don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t talk to commies, democrats, athiests and embiciles and you apparently are all of these. May God come into your life and cure you of your sexual self pollution habit and make you see his eternal light. You will not find God on the golf course but you have probably been smoking too much wacky weed pot to truly understand that. Now just shut up and leave this site to us God fearing Christians. Go to the Jane Fonda or Ted Kennedy or Bill Clinton site to preach your Godless doctrine of masturbation and fornication. Thank you!
hey jarvis,
it’s spelled imbecile, not embecile. it’s spelled atheist not athiest. and by the way, if you think phil is a communist, a democrat, atheist or an imbecile, then why did you gratify such a person with a response? think before you type, you dirty slut bitch.
xoxo
carolyn
ps- can you put up a picture? i’d like to masturbate to it, you have a sexy attitude. ;)
ooohhh ….. yeeeaahhhh …. it’s real good to masturbate while reading your articles …. aaahhhhhhhh!
i’m ccooooommmmmiiiinnnnggggg ….. *splash*
Hi from New York And thanks for the web site. It was just the thing I had been looking for. It has helped me no end. Thanks again
Look theres a few things about this website that really frustrate me. Mainly Shelly. Look Shelly I dont know who you think you are firstly you had no right saying ‘”I have to warn you that you may have damned your soul to eternal torment.’” Secondly if your so religious (which you so obviously are) then you understand that everybody has their own opinion and that you *should* respect that, you clearly dont your ‘Anti-anyone-who-isnt-religious’ attitude saddens me.
Okay satistics,shall we….
1.Recent surveys prove 70-80% of girls & 80-90% of boy under the age of 18 have masturbated. Therefore if all sinners go to Hell. Shouldnt that be ‘Almost everyone!’
Not to mention animals, they masturbate. Do they all go to Hell to?
2.Question , Okay if there was a young boy alone one day who found out that touching ‘down there’ felt good.
At his age having no reference to a Bible is he sinning?
3.Masturbation was proven healthy because it stops any blockage that happens in that area and keeps a cycle there. So if the murder of sperm ‘cells’ is sinful then what about the 99.9% of sperm that die during fertilization, usually only one gets through. This is murder is it not.
4.You hypocrit you thing somthing healthy and non-violent is sinful. Yet you (being a republican) Must be supporting the Bush in the Iraq War??
“Judge not least he be judged”
Now go out and get a life. One that helps others and doesnt force opinion all over the internet. Which is diss-respectful.
Shelly:
Your information is incorrect. I do believe that everyone is entitled to their own beliefs and opinions but I DON’T agree with when people try to tell other people how to live and that they are “evil”. The worlds’ greatest evil is peoples’ intolerance of others. Religious radicals such as yourself hurt people and bring them down. God’s love (if he exists) is UNCONDITIONAL! How could you even consider telling your child that you and god won’t love them anymore if they don’t do as their told. Do you have any idea what that could do to a child’s sense of self. In the bible it says that god still loved Cain even after he became the first son of Perdition and wouldn’t make it back to be with him. Maybe you should read your own literature. Another thing applying to your masturbation sermon, maybe you should read a Human Sexuality text book. It explains sexual behaviors and chemical processes from a scientific perspective and has an entire section on masturbation. I think it would be enlightening for you to read and get yourself acquainted with both side of an issue before getting on your soap box. Thank you for your time.
*Blessed Be*
P.S. I am not a christian, I am Wiccan. Just thought you would like to know so that you may have more ammuntion with which to bible trash me.
To my dear sweet Shelley and Mr. Bucks (I would call you Paster, but Pasters teach the word of the lord and you just lie about it.)
You are lying. All people have the right to do what ever they want to their bodies. Buckie baby I think you are a terrible human being. Just the thought of using a leather belt as disciplin is disgusting and I really cant belive that you can brag about hurting someone you love.(unless you do peferctly healthy and consentual S&M)And Shelley, my long lost love, you must be crazy. Simply isane. I feel sorry for your children. Every child deserves a loving, CARING, SUPPORTIVE, SMART, parent. Why, my honey bear, would you deny them such. Perhaps you such place them up for adoption. Ans a gay couple can raise and heal them.
Your sweet Hester.
Or dear goodness shelly.
Believe me your daughters masturbate! Everybody masturbates! I’m happy that i know how to please myself. My mother is a christian woman, but i can talk openly with her about my sex life and things as such. i love her for that…that is the way a parent should be. Your poor daughters will resent you…and no, im not going to hell.
Wow, I read through the article and kept thinking it was a parody, but alas, it seems it’s real.
God must be ashamed of people stupid as you..
I am sorry for you.
Cheers
Okay, this website has a joke! Female mastrubation impossible? Or only takes place in asylums? GOD HATES YOU WHEN YOU MASTUBATE? Lady, God never hates you…. this must be a joke.
SHelly from what your responces are i can Plainly see that you think masturbation is wrong in gods eyes(i agree), but even if people do masturbate it does not mean that god HATES you. God loves each and every one of us. Please reconsider your ations that you have stated. P.s. I do believe your children are saying the truth.
All i have to say is that you American liberals are idiots. What you’re suggesting are morals that are suppossed to put up barriers against these so called “mass murders” of sperm through masturbation. The main article also suggests hitting your children if you ever catch them, kind illegal is it not? I just meen to say that, out of all these sperm that are murdered, only 1 sperm per batch would effectivley empragnate a women. Beside the point, sperm waste away and die naturally and are replaced. So are you to say that between the time puberty and marriage occur, that these deaths are not worthly accountable as murders? Think it over.
I also think I would like to comment on the homosexuality discussion. If you believe that all boys that masturbate become gay, the human race would effectivly collapse within years as EVERY BOY HAS MASTURBATED ONCE THEY HIT PUBERTY.
If anyone else thinks this Shelley is an idiot, make sure to post. And keep in mind im 15
wow not liberals.. republicans.. same message tho
HAHAHAHA. oh my gosh. you ‘Christians’.
You must think the world revolves around you. When really, Christianity is supposed to be about Jesus. And for the record I myself, used to believe in God, until i read things like this, and expierienced these sorts of things in my own church.
I also support gay rights. You wanna know why? Because i myself think that, may it not be what ‘God’ intended, but he sure as hell didn’t want you people criticizing your ‘brothers’ and ’sisters’. Remember, we all came from his flesh, supposedly.
YOU have NO right, to criticize them for what nearly half of the world is doing right now.
How do we even know theres a God?? Theres evidence, but some scientist could have easily made a science fictional story based on things around the world. Kinda like how they make stories about monkeys and how they eat bananas and swing from trees. And movies about little fishes swimming in water. Such as Finding Nemo.
Homosexuality, Masturbation. Its part of life. Embrace it.
As a matter of fact, since many christians
By the way, God wouldn’t have invented the orgasm if he didn’t want people to have sex not just for breeding. And damn he made it so much fun.
And if God didn’t want us to masturbate, he would have given us shorter arms.
PEACE.
I appologize i left one of my sentances unfinished.
As a matter of fact, since many christians are so hypocritical, i bet you have probably masturbated yourself.
hahahahahaha you people make me laugh…masturbation is why people turn gay???? My God you are as dumb as this website! you’ve lost it!!! this makes me laugh so hard you have no idea….and btw I’m gay and love giving it up the ass…..whatcha gonna do about that….and me and my best friend talk about how she fingers herself like every night and even though I’m gay it makes me laugh that she cums every night! that is all!
that’s why your so screwded up, you’ve never had an orgasm, even by your own hand. women can mastrubate. if you did it right i bet no one would hear from you in a month. you’d be too busy:))
you beat your kids for that? they should be taken away and given to sane loving people.
child abuse is an abomination
IM MASTURBATING TO THIS ARTICLE
How dare you alzoph and Kerensky…
Who Do YOU THINK YOU ARE HATING US ! Why, what IS your religion? The CUM-ligon?
And God Do EXIST….GO TO HELL! LET SATAN EAT YOU BOTH !! And secon-foremost…..Masturbating May NOT Be mentioned in the HOLY BIBLE…But try to read the BOOK OF REVELATIION and Try to repent all of You PEOPLE!!
SHAME ON YOU ALL!!! And dear Ms Kelley, I appreciate your care for us teens and so as I… Dont mind those people’s wrong and disgusting complaints about you and ya daughter.. Keep on Beleiving in God.
And even if the Beast will come, I will remain loyal to my religion.
GOD BLESS THE WHOLE NATIONS.
You are all fucking nutcases. fuck the lord, fuck god, fuck jesus, and fuck all of you dumb asses. i hope you know that EVERY kid age 16-25 masturbates atleast 4 times a week. you are all fucking faggots and losers and it doesn’t cause homosexuality. you are all fucking retarded if you think that. i hope you all fucking die and when you find out that there is no god i’m going to beat all of your fucking dumb asses for being such dumb fucks.
i hope you all die a horrible fucking death.
P.S. wanna talk to me? want me to beat your faggot ass? want to roll up on me in the middle of the night and get your block knocked off? email me @ mehlhorn151515@aim.com
by the way shelly, i fucked your daughter last night with luds friend kitchen. then she gave me a blowjob and then she masturbated me. then i masturbated her. so there.
Hahahaha you little minions! You all who believe this article are followers of the devil and shall be burned in hell! I fapped it to this article until I realized it wasn’t a comedy, it was for real. Although I was laughing too hard to grasp that concept that you actually believe this shit, I kept on fappin’ it.
P.S. FUCK THE GREEN BAY PACKERS xD
God loves masturbating. He and I circle jerk it all the time with our good buddies buddha, moses, and Hilary clinton.
haha jesus christ haha now that was hiliarious.
saying everytime a woman has a period has a oeriod kills a baby that is impossible if the egg has not been fertilized. periods do not kill babies that is impossible. and birth control pills do not kill babies either. some women take for health reasons. i used to be on birth control and have sense quit using them cause the pill turned on me. and i choose not to have children cause i am a diabetic and chances are if i were ever pregnant my child would inherit diabetes and i do not wanna put my future kids through that. it’s bad enough that i have to give myself insulin injections every morning and every evening and that is not what i want for my future child. that is my main reason to not have children and i would have to be under doctors care 24 hours a day. so i know what’s in my best interest.
Nigga this that real C-Jeez son! Nigga I be curb stompin faggots like Shelley all my life. She just pissed at me and my dad so she makes up bullshit lies about us not wanting you to masturbate.. How do you think the first babies were made? Do you think they just instinctively knew to put the pee-pee in the va-jay-jay? No. They found out that it was a comfortable place so that’s where they put it. Tardface….
this question is to all the women and to STR and i’m hoping maybe you can help me here? evrytime i go to ob gyn my ob gyn wants me to get a pelvic exam and i always refuse to get one cause i’m so shy and this maybe silly but i’m just gonna say it anyways if i were to ever get this pelvic exam i would feel violated even though ob gyns do it for health reasons. and shelley and STR what are your opinions on this new birth control method called mirena however it’s spelled? i know my ob gyn was pressing me to get get this new birth control method call mirena and i always turn it down. i remember him telling me if the birth control pills don’t work then he said i should try mirena. like i said i always turn it down. i’m now regretting starting birth control cause it messed up my body. could you please help me with this i would greatly appreciate this.
seriously. why would you ask for advice from a NUTCASE like shelley. she is obviously sick in the head. she must suffer from very many illnesses with a false belief in a religion. i’m being dead serious too.. she’s probably a drug addict or a person who tripped on LSD and has never come out of the trip. because no one is as stupid as she is without being retarded.
Hello, I was asked to inform you all that Shelley Goodman has been admitted to the hospital. She suffered from delusions and repent of being abused as a child. She was kept in a puppy kennel no bigger than a desk drawer until the age of 4, and only fed bread and gin. She is in immediate care as we speak, however, she will not be able to participate in these advice columns anymore.
Thank you,
Sally LEATHERFACE
HAHAH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHH HLOOK AT THIS QUOTE FROM THAT LUNATIC SHELLEY this is the Goodman family car and this is the car Jesus drives up in Heaven. A 2007 Cadillac Escalade. All-Wheel Drive Starting at $59,390 AND SHES SEROIUS ABOUT THE JESUS PART LOL!
are you serious?
if thats a joke that’s not funny that’s just mean even though i have bumped heads with her several times. that’s not funny that’s mean no offense to the person who posted that. that’s just mean.
LOLZ TOUCHES SELF.
Aras180 said,
“All sexual activities where you waste your sperm (masturbation; anal sex, oral sex, condom-using, using birth control methods) are mass-murdering. A typical ejaculation contains 100 million sperms! All of them are alive and all of them can be babies.”
tons of sperm are wasted in reproductive, heterosexual sex, too.
men produce as much as 100 million sperm, but women have a limited amount of eggs and cannot have 100 million children at once.
SHAME ON WOMEN FOR KILLING OFF OUR RACE.
KILL THEM ALL.
LOLSTUPID.
Oh my God, there is no such thing, no proof , there is no heaven or hell and no one can prove it seeing that they are f*cking dead, dumb asses! It is impossible for anything like that to exists sorry you all are to ignorant to see that maybe you should make sure you’re not all retarded, seriously. I do believe in a higher power but not BS like GOD. I am sexually active and not married and I’m not going to no hell, cause there isn’t one so….and I know for a fact, Shelley, your kids are lying because no kid in their mind would ever tell their parent that, I’m 19 and would not ever say a thing like that. So blow it all out your ass and open your f*cking eyes idiots!
P.S. The US sucks ass, I hate it here : )
UR A SUFKING RETARED!! I JERK OFF EVERY FUCKING HOUR AND UR SAYING IM GONNA GO 2 HELL? LADY U NEED TO JUST FUCKING DIE AND STAY OUT OF EVERONES BISSNESS!! UR NOT THE FUCKING RULER OF THE WORLD. IM GAY AND IM A ATHEST!! IM ALSO 14 YEARS OLD!! AND ILL BE GOD DAMNED IF UR ON HERE SAYING BULLSHIT LIKE THAT. LEAVE PEOPLE ALONE U SLUT FACE. JESUS CHRIST. GO FUCK THE BIBLE..BITCH
oh my word
christians are so ignorant
all my friends masterbate most people i meet do also
i very much doubt that everyone i know is a homosexual
stop wasteing your time worshipping a hipocritical, primitive and rather pretenious religon AN GO TOUCH YOURSELF
YOUR GOING TO DIE
Not to be rude, but who the hell gave you the right to say that God hates anyone? God loves everyone, regardless, you damned fool, and only one who tries to manipulate and lie to people, such as yourself, could be hated. Even so, God will forgive you, but just keep your opinions to yourself, because I’m sure that no one wants to hear your “God hates you if you masturbate” crap.
I don’t think that this is a serious forum anymore, but God doesn’t hate people who masturbate. God hates the act. I think you need to study your doctrine a bit more, Shelly. If I remember correctly, the Corinthians were screwing goats in the streets. That’s worse than masturbation in my book. But then look what God did. he allowed them to take in Paul’s ministry, and become a center for Christianity. In Proverbs it says God loves the repentant heart. So there’s still a chance if a person chooses to ask forgiveness for their sin. That doesn’t mean we can keep doing it w/ the intenton of asking forgiveness. I do however disagree w/ the whole “sex is for baby-making only” idea. I believe that there’s a man and a woman made for each other(only man and woman. The bible calls homosexuality an abomination). Sex has its place in the marrige b/w those 2 people only. It’s not just designed for reproduction. It bring 2 people together in a level that no other kind of contact can bring them. So sex and sexual acts of any sort should take place b/w a MAN and 1 WOMAN in the bonds of MATRIMONY with GOD as a witness
that’s whatI believe to hold as the Christian way, or at least a half-decent human being.
I almost forgot. homosexuality is a choice. like violence. a predisposition may be there, making it harder to resist, but that doesn’t mean you have to let it rule you. Saying masturbation causes homosexuality is rather ignorant. Simply b/c many men who don’t believe in the things stated above can get any so the next best thing is their hand and a bottle of lotion. The point is, you can’t blame choices on anything but the person who makes them. Influences or not, you choose your own path
K, Duo, you’re the most ignorant person ever. Homosexuality is OBVIOUSLY not a choice. I have a best friend who recently told me he was gay. I’ve known him for years. He simply cannot like a girl more than a friend. He was born that way. Saying that it was a choice… That’s just fucking ignorant, NO ONE would choose to be gay, unless they have issues where they don’t get enough attention. He’s not like that, he likes guys and not girls. There’s nothing wrong with that. That shows how INCREDIBLY stupid you actually are. Drop a bible and pick up a textbook before spewing your stupidity. Ignorant fool.
what textbook would you suggest exactly? If you’re saying that it should be a psychology one, consider this. Homosexuality can be an inborn trait. There are factors that affect the person’s choice of sexuality. for example, alcohol and substance abuse. Scientists say that even if a child isn’t exposed to their parent’(s’) drinking, they have a higher liklihood of becoming alcohoilics themselves. I come from a long line of alcoholics. I’ve been exposed to it since birth. I have made the choice not to ever drink any sort of alcoholic beverage.. My curiosity may be strong, and even sometimesI wish I had somethig to take the edge off, but I want to keep my body pure. You underestimate the human spirit. If someone wants to change something about themselves bad enough, they can. Blaming it on circumstances or force of habit isn’t an excuse. You have smokers that quit all the time. Would you say once a smoker, always a smoker? If homosexuality wasn’t a choice, it would appear as a specific genetic strain. The big problem with your arguement is that you can’t replicate results with every human being or every homosexual. And what about people who are no longer that way? Do you say ‘Well, they thought they were gay, but really weren’t.’? And why is it too, they don’t have a lot of “sexual redirection” courses? Most peole who CHOOSE to return to heterosexuality attribute their turning back to the power of God and realizing an error. Are these people fooling themselves? Or do people who have tendancies that choose to live a straight life, lying to themselves?
Another arguement you might make is its practice through history. In only 36% of cultures of ancient history is homosexuality practiced as far as a meaningful relationships go. Other cultures that accepted those kind of activities saw them as another means of pleasure. The ancient cities of Sodom and Gomorrah (whose actual location is disputed. However there is no doubt in the mind of archeologists,they existed. The most likely location is Khanazir and es-safi. Both these cities have heavy traces of sulfur and were abandoned circa 1350 B.C. ) were destroyed by God with brimstone. We can hold a good deal of the Old Testament as historical due to things such as the exactness of the specifications of Solomon’s temple which is pretty close to the description of the Romans when they sacked it. After Judaism, and even more as Christianity spread, homosexuality began to die out (so Judaism also rejects homosexuality). Due to the Sexual revolution, it has only recently (that is, within the past 60 or so years)regained its acceptance.
I’d also appreciate it if you didn’t call me stupid. I’m trying to make a reasonable debate for my beliefs, not shove them down your throat. Take what you will form my arguement and realize this is my belief and I won’t try to change yours. And ignorance indicates someone who doesn’t know any better and who is uninformed of what they’re talking about. I’d like to think I’ve produced an arguement that shows otherwise.
Alright, my bad, I apologize. I was already in a bad mood from seeing what Shelly had written. She just makes me super mad for being so right-winged. Okay, so my debate is this. Your first bit was right, if someone wants to change hard enough, they can. But the smoker thing. Comparing statistics between a psychological problem and an unknown defect (possibly genetical, habitational, or another genetic defect) is just a cheap way of reasoning. If someone takes a smoke, lights it, puffs it, and gets addicted, that’s not my problem. They made a conscious decision that they were going to do that. However, if being homo-sexual were based genetically (which many believe that is true) they would not have ever had a conscious decision with which they could choose their orientation. They COULD change and be heterosexuals (physically, not mentally) but their sex drive is still off proportion. They may HAVE sex with a woman, but would rather have sex with a man. So telling a homosexual to change their orientation is not appropriate considering the fact that it is still debatable whether or not it IS genetically based, and in which case, would be unfair. I also have a question for you. Why do you care so much about what other people do? Damnit, you’re a republican and part of your political beliefs is that everyone should take care of themselves. Quit caring what other people do, because frankly, there’s too much crap going on in the world to start some shit with gays because they prefer guys. I mean, c’mon, as long as it doesn’t physically affect you, why should you care? If we learned to accept homosexuality, we would be one happy gender without considering whether or not the person whom you are debating is gay or not. But instead, the straights (some) choose to hate the gays so the gays hate those straights and it just creates tension.
To the idiot that wrote this god never hates you.No matter what you do.
p.s. JESUS IS COMING SOON
REPENT OF YOUR SINS.
IF you do worldly acts you wont see heaven.
I don’t have anything against gays. I have several people who I am good friends with who are gay and bisexual. I don’t have a problem with them, except many times, they try to force their beliefs on me. I’m not a homophobic person either, b/c we can hang out alone and I’m not worried that they’ll try to molest me or something. It’s just whenever I choose not to sleep around or even have sex with a girl I’ve been dating, they call me gay, and I don’t appreciate it.
One of the other reasons I care is that my faith tells me that I should share what I believe with others. If they don’t want to hear it, then that’s fine. I’ll leave them alone. I’m not going to bash someone over the head with a Bible shouting “GOD HATES GAYS! YOU FAGGOTS ARE GOING TO HELL!!”
Let’s throw out the genetics arguement for a second. It’s too shaky to go either way. I’ve been told that leaving homosexuality and retraining the mind is like trying to learn another language. At first, it’s very difficult. After you become familiar with it, you still retain some of the pronunciations involved with your native tongue. Eventually you become more and more proficient at it till it becomes natural. Or think about this way. If you’re in band and you don’t use or think of music for years, you forget how to play it. Whenever you do something different, new conneections form in your brain in order to support the new activity for things like muscle memory. As you do the activity more and more, more connections form in order to strengthen the activity to use less energy and make it easier to do in repetition. That’s how it was explained to me, anyways. The point is, if you do something enough and turn away from another, you’ll almost forget the old ways.
But as I said earlier, I have my beliefs and I stick by them. I’m instructed to do something with my faith. (If you want an example of why go look up the parable of the servant with the talents or money) So that’s why I care.
Stepping away from religion for a second, I really don’t believe in political parties. It was either Lincoln or Washington that said we shouldn’t have them. Think about it. Having political parties is like a constan power-struggle in our government. Why do you think Congressional approval is in single digits? I think that each man should know what he stands for, and if there are other who believe as he does, fine. But he shouldn’t be expected to vote with these people on every issue. That was the whole point of our free government. That each man has a voice. By creating parties and requiring political alliances, that idea has been basically choked.
I will however call myself independant of any political parties. However, I’m a very conservative person and I would like to vote for someone who’s views are close to ine. But I’m no fool. I’d rather vote for a better qualified person over a total Republican idiot.
Frankly, I don’t want to start anything that would shut people off to the cause of the Cross. I’m willing to talk to anyone about this in a civilized way. Like a debate. Anyhow, someone showed me this blog to point out the blatant ignorance of this lady. It upsets me greatly when people try to put God on their side without knowing what they’re talking about.
And, apology accepted.
Wanna know what pisses me off?
Religeon was created to make guidelines of what was acceptable to do. And as Christians you believe in the 10 Commadments, correct? Isn’t one of the commandments “Thou shall not kill?”. One of the biggest rules set up in the Bible and you hypocrites can’t stop talking about knocking off “those damn jew commie liberal bastards” and that you own weapons and aren’t afraid to use them. Jesus taught acceptance and love, not “Lets play fuck over the minorities”. If you believe god created everyone and you love god so much, then why do you chose to bitch and moan about his creations? PISS OFF. This fire and brimstone bs is getting ridiculous. Religeon isn’t meant to be feared, it’s meant to help people, to improve their spiritual health, and hope.
If you can’t respect those of us who ENJOY our lives instead of living our lives in constant fear of what will happen to us after death then you have some MAJOR psychological issues. So while your obsessed with you’re life after death, we’ll be having time of our lives enjoying life.
**BRI**
(AGE 16)
I believe the right to bear arms is in the constitution. It’s not for self-defense. It is sort of a way for the people to fight back in case of government tyranny.
I know that God doesn’t want us to kill. Every human is a creation of God.(according to my faith. You don’t have to believe this, I’m just illustrating a point.) However, people make the wrong decisions sometimes. I don’t care about communists. They don’t hurt me. (I’m not sayng the communism is a wrong decision.It’s a political idealogy and it doesn’t make you a terrible person. There’s just so much room for abuse in the ruling party. It is the perfect idea for a utopia. Unfortunately, humans are greedy, and no one wants to be equal.). I only have a problem when anyone presents a threat to my country’s safety. Is there something wrong with that? I’m not talking about a Sadaam or a Kim Il Sung. How about people like Mahmoud Ahmadinejad? Or Hideki Tojo? (He masterminded the Pearl Harbor attack.) They’re the ones who I worry about having power, and yes even living. My faith tells me I can love a person but disagree with their choices. So, I don’t condemn the person, but their actions.
Jews are great people too(I don’t see the corelation b/w Jews and communists though. Please explain).
Define living. Let’s just take the religion out for a second. As teenagers, humans are capable of reproductive activities, but they aren’t always physically matured. People who engage in such activities before the age of 20 are more likely to have sexual dysfunction. Also, even if it’s masturbation, you risk becoming a slave to that behavior. Let’s focus on sexual activity period. Is there anything wrong with wanting to “save yourself” for the one you marry? By your idea, I should be free to do as I want, right? What’s wrong with being abstinant?
white trash must jerkoff instead of fucking more hole than there won t be tras shit on world
^lol.
Thanks a lot for this – lovely parody!
Exaggeration is always the best way to make fun of those fundementalist nut jobs who actually believe that nonsense.
This article has no merit what so ever… The person who wrote it is a throw back to the Dark Ages… I have pity on them. They are weak and no more than a sheep following a false Shepard. The bible is a great book that should be taken as a moral guide to life… emphasis on “GUIDE” not an exact truth or reality. It’s meant to teach. Moreover holding 2000+ years of ideals true to the modern day with the knowledge we have now is stupid… a lot of what was written there has been scientifically proven differently. The bible is a moral guide to establish a social norm and not the word of God, to believe that is just ignorant.
Please pull your head out of your ass… or take out a shotgun (I know you have one) and make sure you get your head in front of it before you pull the trigger.
Hey Shelley,
I am a 16 year old, Pastafarian, New Zealander. Now, I understand where you are coming from, with your religious views and the like, however, religion nowadays has strayed from it’s original path. In fact it has been straying for centuries. Religion was originally, no more than an explanation for why things were as they were, thus, why the sun moved across the sky, why the seasons changed. Somewhere along the line, religion moved down what I like to call the: “or else” pathway. Now, you MUST follow the rules of your religon to the letter “or else” there are consequences. At first, this was effective, “Thou shalt not kill” probably fended off quite a few murders, for example. However, now it is getting ridiculous, we MUST pray before we eat, we MUST pray before we sleep, we MUST NOT do anything which the church does not approve of. God may not even exist, but that is beside the point, God in itself is a creation of man, the penultimate set of guidelines that even kings must follow, a sort of equality balance. Feel free to put me on your hit list, feel free to condemn me to hell, my religion’s hell isn’t all that bad anyway. However, your petty rants against natural psycological, and physical processes, such as masturbation, fall on deaf ears, little ones. Homosexuality is not a choice, it is a biological normality, if God created us in his image, and governs us to his rules, and loves EVERYONE. Why does he hate his special children? the ones that keep the balances of humanity in check? Personally, I beleive that if God exists, he just wants us to love everyone, so that is what I do.
And hey, if you make it to heaven, if it really exists, i’ll see you there.
Ciao,
Ethergy
I masturbated to this artical. Best orgasm ever.
You need to get laid… VAGINISM no honey you got mothballs in your pussy. I bet your twat taste like PINESOL! I jack off.. stroke my cock, blow loads make knuckle babies like 5 times a day… But dont worry i dont waste it … I eat my cum… I want to finger your girls pussy and I am GAY!
Where the fuck in your BIBLE… do you see beat your CHILD… Thats like abuse and if you do it cause your kids are getting off thats more like sexual abuse… Your a cunt…
I BET YOU THE PERSON WHO STARTED THIS BLOG… Ann Coulter!
i have to disagree with genesis 38:8 about onan? he was not masturbating, GOD had told him to have sex with his brothers wife, he pulled it out and spilled his seed on the ground, he new that it was not going to be his child. he disobeyed god! and beating a child half to death for masturbating? is wrong! you are very confused on this scripture. you are taking it way out of text and you have the wrong meaning!
Doesn’t God said to luv every1 around you???
Masturbating isn’t wrong at all….
IF you dont masturbate i bet ull go crazy o.o
Alright! It might be better if You’d masturbate instead of beating children! Or does that thrill You? In Your words this is supposed to be a sin!