Comments on: What do Scientists really believe?

By: Jeez

Jeez — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 03:54:38 +0000

Dont forget.. Tom Cruise is gay….. him and his wifey was just another Scientology attempt to cover up that Tom Cruise is gay… but then.. If I was Tom Cruise….. and I was a Scientologist… Id be shocked to realise I wasnt unhappy to!! :S

By: SDH

SDH — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 23:36:35 +0000

You’re kidding right? The flying spaghetti monster is a joke – a mockery of religion. The people posting are being sarcastic. Get a clue.

By: Heather

Heather — Tue, 06 Feb 2007 03:03:14 +0000

Yeah, you should really do some sort of research before writing. While I do not agree with Scientology and what they believe, they are not a religion that wants to replace god with Scientists. I assume you just made that up in your head and thought people would by it. And the Flying Spaghetti Monster? It’s a joke. Satire. So sad that you didn’t get it.

By: safe

safe — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 17:55:18 +0000

Good-looking site. Congratulations.

By: Elisabeth Graham

Elisabeth Graham — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 04:45:38 +0000

I demand equal time for Evolutionary Penguinism, or at the very least, serious consideration of the Septentrianalian Separatists. We acknowledge the fine work of the Pastafarians as fellow travellers, but they have missed the essential role of the busboy in the scheme of things. I hope there will soon be some serious examination of these pertinent points – perhaps after the election (if the machines work, and the system doesn’t experience chronic Ritis.)

By: One Eyed Jack

One Eyed Jack — Sun, 22 Oct 2006 07:38:21 +0000

I can’t even count the number of complete lies and falacies in your article, Tristan. I won’t bother to repeat them all, since Anonymous did it so well. A few are so blatantly wrong that I must repeat them.

Ron Hubbard was no scientist. He flunked out of college. I have never met a scientist in my life that belongs to the Church of Scientology. However, I suppose by your logic that must mean they all are.

Dr. Gene Ray is no scientist. He is an electrician from Florida. The scientific community laughs at his theories.

As for the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, well that’s all true. The world truly was created by a giant mass of spaghetti and meatballs. So, put on a pirate hat and come join us at the beer volcano!

I can only hope that this site is not serious. Is there a level of satire here that I have failed to grasp?

-Fr. Jack, PhD. FSMism

By: Secret Rapture

Secret Rapture — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 14:19:28 +0000

My inaugural address at the Great White Throne Judgment of the Dead, after I have raptured out billions! Read My Inaugural Address My Site=http://www.angelfire.com/crazy/spaceman

By: greycell

greycell — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 02:45:18 +0000

not a single name in this article is a scientist, scienteology is a prank and no scientist beleives in it it is full of idiots like tom cruise. the time cube as well is an idiotic idea which no scietist beleives in. please bring me links of real scitests who beleive in this shit.

oh and you say that because scietists say they do not beleive in scientology that they secretly do?
can i take this to mean that when you say you beleive that the devil is evil that you secretly beleive the devil is your savior. come on

By: Eulachon

Eulachon — Tue, 17 Oct 2006 04:32:05 +0000

Scientologists still blow.

By: Koosa

Koosa — Tue, 17 Oct 2006 04:18:54 +0000

You guys are all crazy.

I want to be a republican so bad – than I read this bull**** and want to kill my self.

F*** Jesus, F*** Iraq, F*** Religion, F*** Liberals, F*** God

Go Bush! Go Stem Cell Research! Go war! Go Patriot Act! Go Chenney! Go Pro Choice! Go Pro-Life!

Shelley, you really need to get yourself an “Edumacation”

Irration prick.

By: Survival Acres

Survival Acres — Tue, 17 Oct 2006 03:30:43 +0000

Scientist have caused more harm to the world that can possibly be imagined. Quite frankly, I’m suprised that they haven’t been renditioned along with all those evil Hawaiians that God just punished. I have to believe that there is a reason for this…

But what of it? We could just go on ignoring scientist and science if we so chose. And we could all just walk to work instead of drive and grow our own food and make our own clothes and whatnot. I mean, isn’t that really what God intended? Science is for the fearful and the afraid, we’ve really no need to understand the workings of the world, we should be content with our lot in life and our placement at the top of the food chain. That should be enough!

By: TriggerHappyJim

TriggerHappyJim — Tue, 17 Oct 2006 02:25:58 +0000

Hey now, Tristan. Be nice.

I mean, I don’t judge all Christians by the example you and the rest of the chucklebunch set.

Sure there are some interesting people in the world of science, but that’s most likely because morons like you give them never-ending stick.

Has anyone seen my lighter?

By: kemura

kemura — Tue, 17 Oct 2006 01:53:30 +0000

hey what is your problem, the FMS is all love, stop say that bad and ugly things of my religion; i’m just kidding everone know that the real god is…. of course chuck norris