Briefly Patriotic – Hawaii: Land of Sin
This is Billy Bob Neck with Shelly The Republican dot com?s Briefly Patriotic
It?s too early to tell whether the earthquake in Hawaii is the result of Wiccan black magic or God?s wrath against a pagan people but either way it should act as a wake up call to Americans all over the globe.? We need to make a decisive move away from the unbridled hedonism of drinking, drugs and non-procreational sex with multiple partners in a man-made Garden of Eden and embrace the legacy of our? puritan forefathers who founded this country on God, hard work and monogamy.? To the extent that Hawaii has always been a fake state, we at Shelley the Republican dot com believe that we should give Hawaii back to whoever we took it from and then declare ban on traveling there.
This is Billy Bob Neck with Shelly The Republican dot com?s Briefly Patriotic
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The earthquake is caused by the volcanos that are in the sea all around the hawaian islands. Hell, the islands themselves are volcanos! Oh and you took Hawai like the rest of your country from some local tribes. As these don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t really exist anymore, there?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s no one to give it back. But hey, what about giving it to Germany? We could surely use a holiday islands/naval base in the Pacific! =) In return we promise to keep the West Coast clear from terrorists. (There are none who try it that way anyway. It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s an easy task.)
PS: Declaring a ban to travelther ewould be against the constitution. But I know that this is nothing that really bothers you in your fascist baffling.
The German Guy
If you want to get rid of Hawai, give it to Germany!
IMPEACH BUSH!
i’m afraid i will have to disagree with you for the first time, my german friend… we may have 2 or 3 thousand islands here in Greece, but we could do with a few more… they can give Hawaii to us since they don’t want it… or to the EU in general, we are all a bunch of sinners after all, right?
a liberal Buddhist European Gentoo Linux user
oh and just for the sake of it… IMPEACH BUSH
How clear sighted you are Billy-Bob. You wouldn’t catch the founding fathers ‘hula’ dancing, nor cavorting in grass skirts, that’s for sure. Nor Our LORD Jesus Christ.
So why do Godless Liberals think that those are alright things to do?
hey Billy, could you give New York to France? I’m sure you don’t like New York, and we deserve the Statue of Freedom more than you (and we made it anyway), and it’s a sinful place too so I’m sure you wouldn’t mind.
Oh, and giving back Hawaii to whoever you TOOK it? I thought land-stealind was badly viewed in the US of A. Think about giving back Alaska too while you’re at it.
Yeah and maybe you could give back the other 49 states while you’re at it (Aswell as Afghanistan, Iraq and all the other countries you “restored order in”)
Liberal Athiest European Punkass Linux using Hacker
We need to try and trigger enough Earthquakes as possible on Calfornia so it falls off the US and becomes an island and put all the liberals there, including you and the gang Shelley.
Give Jesus some respect! Quit using images of him to censor naughty bits. I have even made a post in my blog about it.
It’s probably related to the native Hawaiian call for independence. Any State that does not want to remain a part of the wonderful nation of US is bound to suffer. I’m suprised that Bush hasn’t ordered their rendition under the new Military Commissions Act!
I mean, come on! How much more evidence do we need? If God himself is against Hawaii, isn’t that enough for our great commander in Chief to order their torture and imprisonment?
Perhaps the timing just isn’t right? Maybe after the next (s)election then?
Have you seen “The Rapture Index (Mad Theology!)” on Google. You should! Bruce
Survival, it’s nice to finally have a voice of reason among all these pagan homosexual liberals trying to convince everyone that God doesn’t exist!
Amen! All their doing right now is spreading sexually transmitted diseases and spending our tax money rebuilding house of prostitution!
@Billy Boy…”All they’re doing” not “All their doing”…the meaning is completely different.
I think you will find the earthquake has a bit more to do with tectonic plates moving than your little god.
While you are about it, could you *please* get travel to France banned as well, so we no longer have to put up with fat, stupid Americans asking the way to McDonalds? Thank you so much.
i think you are utterly retarded and you don’t know what your talkin about. Wiccan magic and all that shit is a waste of time. The scientists know what they’re talkin about. Get with the real world. Go Tony Blair
Go Man united we rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I cannot comprehend your reasoning in assuming that it was the result of magic. But that is less stupid an idea than Christianity so perhaps the idea of magic was sane for you?