A disturbing message
“Call out Gouranga be happy
Gouranga Gouranga Gouranga!
That which brings the highest happiness!”
What??!!!!
That was my first thought, anyway, when I received the words printed above on my STR.com email from a gentleman who called himself “Greeneye.”
“Just what is this nutjob going on about?” I asked myself. “Has he been smoking too much drugs? Is he drunk? Or is he just mad?”
I intended to dismiss his message out of hand as just another crazy piece of deranged hatemail like we receive all the time here at STR.com, and discard it with all that other Liberal nonsense about global warming, evolution and other things that don’t exist. Then, however, a wonderful thing happened! Our Lord and Savior Jesus whispered in my ear and He bade me investigate further.
I’m sad to say that the results of my research are worse even than I originally surmised! It was not drugs that had deranged the sender’s head and caused him to send me those senseless words! It was false relgion!!!
This man Greeneye is in big trouble. He has been captured by demons. I think his email was in fact a cry for help. He needed to hear some true truth from Lord Jesus and the team at STR.com, who are protecting His word and fighting for America and freedom every day.
That’s why I’m including my extensive research into this deranged message here, in the hope that Greeneye and others like him may read it and come back to Jesus!
“Gouranga”, I learned, doesn’t bring happiness. It actually sets you off on that steep and slippery slope to hell. It is the codeword of a deranged cult of hellbound maniacs who not only deny Jesus, but also refuse to eat meat and spend their entire days chanting gibberish. They wear horrible orange dresses (even the men!) and every day they pollute our streets and shopping malls with tuneless music.
They are the International Society of Krishna Consciousness, also known as Iskcon, also known as the Hare Krishnas. They are all as mad as a bag of snakes and they want YOUR CHILDREN! They must be stopped!
These crazy people, who are bald apart from a stupid ponytail thing at the back of their heads believe in a false god called Krishna. There is no proof that Krishna exists, no archaeological evidence and no proper historical records. But still they spend their whole day chanting his name. And – this is the most insane part ? this so-called God is supposed to be a blue-skinned, four-armed flute-playing trickster. He hides the clothes of women bathing, he encourages married women to play around with him in the moonlight, he expands himself into 16,000 different forms so he can marry 16,000 princesses at once ? and fathers ten children with each of them. One of his many incarnations also spends its whole time snoozing. Lazy as well as non-existent!
The false God Krishna. This is just an artist’s impression. He doesn’t really exist! Neither does that hussy he’s cavorting with.
Isn’t that disgusting?
How can they worship him instead of Our Lord Jesus, a handsome man who never even touched a woman (certainly not in her dirty parts!) and who spent the whole time praying and being saintly?
What’s more instead of being given to man by God and miraculously handed over to the gospel writers thousands of years ago and written up in the King James Bible before history even began, this mad religion was actually started in the 1960s (like most other disgusting things) and started by a very ugly man from India.
This man had the ludicrous name of His Divine Grace AC Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupada, an immigrant into our great country back in 1965. He?d already had a career working as a manager in a Calcutta chemical plant and raised a family (which he abandoned to come to our country!) when he decided to become a spiritual con man.
His Divine Grace AC Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupada. This man is perhaps even uglier than Michael Moore! And what are those crazy clothes he’s wearing?
Prabhupada set off in a boat for the most spiritually enlightened place on Earth ? America ? carrying little more than a pair of kartal cymbals, a suitcase and eight dollars, hoping to help our terrorist enemies by undermining the moral basis of our very society. His fortunes began to improve when a group of hippies (God damn hippies!) spotted him chanting away in the Tomkins Park in New York?s Lower East Side and adopted him, using the stupid language that such reprobates are prone to, as their “guru”. Within a year he?d opened the first ISKCON centre, started publishing a magazine called Back To Godhead, was feted by godless liberal dirty-sex icons like Allen Ginsberg, and had appeared at fashionable events in Haight Ashbury alongside acid drug filth Messiah Timothy Leary and a group of rock noise terrorists called the Fugs ? writers of the song ?Group Grope?. Over in England George Harrison, well known hippy and enemy of freedom, helped produce a single called ?Hare Krishna Mantra?, which reached number 12 in the UK charts, and when Prabhupada visited the country he was driven from Heathrow airport in arch-liberal hate speaker John Lennon?s white Rolls-Royce.
Soon Prabhupada?s Hare Krishna monks were a common sight in our larger cities; easy to spot with their flowing robes, stupid vacant expressions and shaved heads. Their distinctive chanting was heard from New York to New Orleans: ?Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna, Krishna Krishna, Hare Hare, Hare Rama, Hare Rama, Rama Rama, Hare Hare? (O energy of the Lord, O all-attractive Lord, O Supreme Enjoyer, please engage me in your service. It doesn’t even make sense in American!). They touted books at international airports. Freeway bridges were adorned with the legend: ?Say Gouranga ? Be Happy?.
Hare Krishna wingnuts making a very bad noise.
All those smiling faces and that exuberant dancing belie a perverted, self-torturing sado-masochistic lifestyle, however. Adherents are forbidden to eat meat, fish or eggs. There is no gambling and no intoxication. They can’t even drink Bud! Tobacco, tea and coffee are also prohibited. As is praying Jesus! Disgusting.
Not surprisingly these mad dangerous people have had lots of trouble with the law. After Prabhupada?s death in 1977, the movement went from strength to strength, but went madder and madder. His successors wreaked nutty havoc all over the place!
In West Virginia, for instance, Keith Ham was given a thirty-year jail sentence in 1987 for racketeering, mail fraud and conspiracy to commit murder after two bodies, partially dissolved in acid, were discovered in the creek near his commune. Handsadutta Swami, the man in charge of the northwest of the US and parts of Southeast Asia, hit the press after developing a taste for fast cars and hoarding weapons. The leader in London, James Immel, was dismissed from his post in 1986 amid accusations of drug abuse and sleeping with female disciples. His headless body was discovered not long afterwards in a shop called Knobs and Knockers on Regent?s Park Road. Next to it, the police discovered one of his former disciples, sitting with Immel?s severed head in his lap and muttering, ?The beast is dead.?
If only that were true! But it’s not! The beast is still alive. He is satan and he is the ultimate leader of this deranged cult. How sorry I feel for all the people who have been trapped in it, like that poor Mr Greeneye who sent me the crazy letter. They are far from the love of Jesus and will never fit into American society. That’s why I’m praying for their death every day, and I urge you to do the same! If you see a member of this dangerous society, please report him or her immediately to your nearest police officer. If no police officer is around, the drill is the same as for atheists.
The first thing to do is to clear any children out of the area and warn them not to approach the False-religionist. The last thing that Christians want is children having access to someone who could potentially contradict the Bible itself.
Next, give the Krishna nut fair warning. Ask him or her to cease and desist. If you have come across a sensible Iskcon member, it should be possible to convince it to move out of town quietly and quickly. If you are especially lucky, you may at this stage even be able to start preaching the Gospel of Our Lord Jesus Christ and lead the sinner back onto the path of righteousness.
Sometimes, however, you will come across a particularly intransigent case. Ask him again, calmly but firmly, to Cease and Desist. If – and only if ? this warning is ignored you may have to start shooting.
God is love!
Sam Johnston
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Thanks for your analasys, Sam. I am impressed. One can always learn something from you.
I personally think this was some kind of satanic death spell!
Are you aware that many liberals are satanists?
Kind regards,
Shelley.G
So, you are praying for their death instead of their redemption? However, since you say one thing that is true (god is love), he will not respond to your prayrs.
-Liberal and Proud
Have you ever noticed BUll SH–?
Ya know, I disagreed with this article the second I started reading it, simply because a Hindu colony lived near my home growing up, and it was the most beautiful place I’d ever seen. It’s pointless to argue because you have no intentions of listening to another’s point of view who doesn’t agree with you.
But what sickens me was your last comment:
“If – and only if ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¨ this warning is ignored you may have to start shooting.
God is love!”
Please read: those that really do take God into heart, or some form of supreme being (or simply have an understanding of diversity and compassion for others) do not display intolerance of another’s differences and shoot them if they refuse to be like you.
Hello again, I have to say that I don’t believe in your God. But I agree with you in some points of your text, a bit extremist for me but in some things you are right.
But the thing is that you have show that some people in the basement of this religion were “evil”. I would like to see the same kind of critisice about the “evil” men in the Catholic religion.
Thanks
Miguel.
What a great job you did, I’m just dying to see you going after the so called “Church” of Scientology next.
Sam says: “There is no proof that Krishna exists, no archaeological evidence and no proper historical records. But still they spend their whole day chanting his name.”
I say: “There is no proof that GOD exists, no archaeological evidence and no proper historical records. But still they (the Christians) spend their whole day chanting his name.”
see the simmilarities?
well there is archaeological evidence that dinosaurs existed, and still you won?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t accept these as facts???
Congratulations to all the writers on this web site,you know how to do God’s work.
It certainly is a very effective way to defeat all the loonies in the Democ-rat party!
God Bless America!
I totally agree that everybody who is not Christian should be killed!
Thank you Einmaliger.
At last someone talking sense in a calm reasoned manner. How different from these shrill Liberals!
Thank you too anonymous. I certainly will be writing about Scientologists soon. Did you know that they are supposed to believe in aliens and think that Tom Cruise is a good actor?! Wackadoodle!
Start shooting, Sam. I can see no other way of getting rid of these people. You know how stubborn these religious types are.
You’re right TriggerHappyJim. Once these crazies have got hold of a false religion, they just can’t be persuaded out of it, in spite of all the evidence and in spite of all logical arguements. They’re going to hell!
It’s about time we got some normal, decent people who see the evils and dangers of the other religions created by Satan that exist only to lead the faithful off the One True Path and into the fires of Hell.
God bless, y’all!
God is Love!
BBN
My faith in God can never be altered!!!!
My faith in God can never be changed!!!!
What happened to loving Jesus??????
Isn’t free speach in your constituition?????Ǭ¨?¢‚Ǩ¬† Why does the media censor Christians?????
congratulations to all the writers on this web site,you know how to do God?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s work.
It certainly is a very effective way to defeat all the loonies in the Democ-rat party!
God Bless America!
I like Jesus
Are you afraid of being secularized???? This is the place to regain your faith!?Ǭ¨?¢‚Ǩ¬†
Jesus helps me understand my world and put it into perspective?Ǭ¨?¢‚Ǩ¬†
YOU CAN’T WIN SO GIVE YOURSELF UP TO THE LORD!!!!
My goodness! You have really become bathed in the Spirit, ain’t ya!
God is Love!
Peter,
I’m so glad you’re sharing such great truth with us!
Well, after all, Peter was a disciple!
God is Love!
Kum bah Yah my lord , Kum bah Yah…..
Testify Peter! Testify!
I wish there was more witnessing like this on the site! It fills my heart with gladness!
Or Peter is just on drugs/mad?
What ???,they can’t drink Budweiser,we should pray for them brother!!!
I’m praying now!
Praise Him! And damn them!
I,m not mad th3ch3,just learning the boundries(so to speak),please pray for me.
No brother we can’t damn them we mustpray for them,they are still gods children.
Your Christian charity puts me to shame!
I pray for you!
Have not christians rackerteered before brother??
Michael Moore is not pretty, and he does not speak the truth brother!! (And he’s as fat as an oilman’s wallet!)
Mr Moore definitely speaks un-truth on Gun’s brother.Look the atrocities that have happened in American schools lateky. If those kids had been armed, the attackers would never have prevailed.
No drugs have ever entered my christian body th3ch3
Except the odd excess of alcohol and coffee
Awwwwwwwwww that was below an oilmans belt to change my comments.i’m only trying to have a two sided debate here.
Peter, I, too, am humbled by your remarkable return to Faith. I hope this acts as an example that no one is too far gone for Jesus to love!
I feel like i’m having a conversation with my sister in law who is from Texas
Is she a Christian lady?
She has never really talked about her faith,she just dosn’t have a conversation with you if you don’t agree with her viewpoint.
TriggerHappyJim i definitely pray for you boy!!!
Are these the words of a Christian sam???????????
“Ultra-leftist sabs (when I find out who you are liberals you will have a short and painful meeting with the end of a bullet!) have destroyed my car!”
just a thought, but if a christian man declares love for jesus, is that man love or gay love??
Yes, Peter. Christianity is all about revenge! Isn’t that great?! I’m glad you approve.
And Gordon, don’t blaspheme!
My Christianity isn’t about revenge it’s about forgiveness.
Can you explain to me how Christianity is about revenge Sam??
Christianity is for idiots. All of the religions are for them, btw.
And I know, that STR-bloggers are religious, just liars, haha!
Brainwashing rulez!
Hail to godless America!
Look! I write god’s name lowercase.
Ha ??Ǭ©rted ezt a mondatot, akkor tudsz magyarul. ??ɬ?gyes vagy. :)
of course friend! What do you think that hell is for?
And just read this great quote from Deuteronomy:
You must destroy all the nations the LORD your God hands over to you. Show them no mercy and do not worship their gods. If you do, they will trap you. Perhaps you will think to yourselves, ‘How can we ever conquer these nations that are so much more powerful than we are?’ But don’t be afraid of them! Just remember what the LORD your God did to Pharaoh and to all the land of Egypt. Remember the great terrors the LORD your God sent against them. You saw it all with your own eyes! And remember the miraculous signs and wonders, and the amazing power he used when he brought you out of Egypt. The LORD your God will use this same power against the people you fear. And then the LORD your God will send hornets to drive out the few survivors still hiding from you! “No, do not be afraid of those nations, for the LORD your God is among you, and he is a great and awesome God. The LORD your God will drive those nations out ahead of you little by little. You will not clear them away all at once, for if you did, the wild animals would multiply too quickly for you. But the LORD your God will hand them over to you. He will throw them into complete confusion until they are destroyed. He will put their kings in your power, and you will erase their names from the face of the earth. No one will be able to stand against you, and you will destroy them all.
Allellujah!
I hope you’re enjoying your conversion. Isn’t God great?!
“Isn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t God great?!”
Isn’t god just a malarkey?
And Sam, can you tell me any godly nations besides your ‘HOLY’ USA?
No, gnu, I’m afraid most other nations are mired in sin and not loved by God.
Sorry to hear that.
But think that USA is not as clean as you think.
Just think about e.g. California, and Californication!
What about that?
Yes, california is disgusting! As is New York. Fortunately, these states are in a minority.
So those states won’t be destroyed, even though they’re so godless.
But how could they exist in that holy country under god?
It would be like a shitstain on your clean pants.
Btw. I think they can die. After you conquer the world, there won’t be any foreign people who visit those states, and spend money there.
They are the exceptions that prove the rule. they probably will all die – certainly they won’t last long when the tribualtion cometh.
I think you are all crazy…but here can I find someone who really knows who is God?
Sam, you have faith in God, I respect your faith…there is no proof of God’s existance, you believe he is loving us, but there is no proof…none gives you the authority for saying that all other religion are lies. I am christian, I believe in God, I have faith…and I can’t say my religion is the truth…a jewel can say that your religion is a lie, he doesn’t believe in Jesus, he prays their God for peace, love…Remember the word RESPECT and LOVE, you are trying to destroy all people who doesn’t believe in God, who isn’t like you want…I often have said that God is love, God loves us for what we are, he gives us the possibility of choose how our life should be even if he knows we are going to be wrong…why can’t you do that? God loves us. Do you love all other in this world praying for a natural disaster which can destroy them? they are sinner, you are none to say they are sinner and they must die. you must love and pray, if you want…pray for honesty, pray for love, pray for peace, pray for justice, pray for people you meet every day, pray for their happiness…for those things you are able to ask God’s help, nothing more…you aren’t christian, you don’t believe in God if you pray for war, destruction only to make America the greatest country in the world…when you pray for destruction you pray Satan, not God. God loves us.Always. God hates war, pain, suffering…you ask him all these thing for people who isn’t like you, ashamed yourself, I don’t know how can you see your image in the mirror every morning!
GOD BLESS TRUE CHRISTIANS!
I think you are all crazy…but here can I find someone who really knows who is God?
Sam, you have faith in God, I respect your faith…there is no proof of God’s existance, you believe he is loving us, but there is no proof…none gives you the authority for saying that all other religion are lies. I am christian, I believe in God, I have faith…and I can’t say my religion is the truth…a jewel can say that your religion is a lie, he doesn’t believe in Jesus, he prays their God for peace, love…Remember the word RESPECT and LOVE, you are trying to destroy all people who doesn’t believe in God, who isn’t like you want…I often have said that God is love, God loves us for what we are, he gives us the possibility of choose how our life should be even if he knows we are going wrong…why can’t you do that? God loves us. Do you love all other in this world praying for a natural disaster which can destroy them? they are sinner, you are none to say they are sinner and they must die. you must love and pray, if you want…pray for honesty, pray for love, pray for peace, pray for justice, pray for people you meet every day…for those things you are able to ask God’s help, nothing more…you aren’t christian, you don’t believe in God if you pray for war, destruction only to make America the greatest country in the world…when you pray for destruction you pray Satan, not God. God loves us.Always. God hates war, pain, suffering…you ask him all these thing for people who isn’t like you, ashamed yourself, I don’t know how can you see your image in the mirror every morning!
GOD BLESS TRUE CHRISTIANS!
heh… interesting… very interesting… there are two possibilities with this place
1. it is satire: in this case, this is the most brilliant attempt i have ever seen, with two exceptions …the article about the prison torture a few months back went too far …and the fact someone may actually believe all the things written here and act upon advice like “shoot ‘em all” …those two aside, thumbs up, excellent work!
2. it is for real: in this case, i’d like a ticket out of Earth please… and as soon as possible too …the possibility of such people existing makes me fear for the future of the human race …too bad i don’t believe in killing people, or i’d do something drastic
a kinda-Buddhist European Gentoo Linux user
TriggerHappyJim i definitely pray for you boy!!!
Ah, I was wondering what this giant cloud of noxious gas was following me around for.
Assuming, for the sake of argument, that this site is not satirical, I am more repulsed by “christians” now than I have ever been. ISKON is admittedly a questionable group whose faith is based on a bastardized version of Hindu beliefs. However, the hate spewed here is many levels of magnitude above whatever soul-damaging chants and control Krishna Counsciousness can broadcast. If god is love, Sam, then you surely are the davil because you represent hate in its purest form. You try to condemn all but yourself by your statements. Best I can remember, the “Love thy neighbor” thing had no coveats. And I question your own faithfulness to god. “The last thing that Christians want is children having access to someone who could potentially contradict the Bible itself.” Is christian faith so delicate today that christian children, upon seeing those of another faith, will run to the new faith with open arms? If so, maybe you have more to fear than vegans in orange robes.
That’s right moj, there are lots of other evil satanic cults out there, and many people possessed by demons. I pray that they do not destroy America!
??ɬ¨l of di ??v??lz hev u??Ǭ?n ??Ǭ©jm: tu disztroj d?? h??li ??merik??Ǭß.
Det iz ??Ǭ?bvi??sz, f??Ǭ?kk??rz.
End ??Ǭ?j sztill n??, det ju ??Ǭ?r n??Ǭ?t ril??dzs??sz.
hev ?? n??Ǭ?jsz d??Ǭ©j!
This comment is for the African hungabungalus.
M??Ǭ©g egy magyar mondatot a v??Ǭ©g??Ǭ©re, mert az j??.
Harry Potter! Don’t you know that you’re banned in most of the States where we keep the STR.com servers? Avaunt before I set the feeds on you.
And what’s that foul language you’re using? is it a spell? Get thee behind me satan!
What’s a hungbungalus?
Shameful.
S??Ǭ©jm on j??, Szem!
Kent ju ??Ǭ?nd??rsztend v??Ǭ?t ??Ǭ?j sz??Ǭ©j?
And what’s the problem with Harry Potter? He is a cool guy.
As is Pinocchio (the alive puppet) and Winnie The Pooh (yes, this taoist bear).
And you didn’t know that hungabungalu is an African tribe. Some of them were your slaves, you fuckers, so now you don’t have the right to hurt and criticize them.
S??Ǭ©jm on j?? ??gen, Szemi.
??ɬßrjak m??Ǭ©g valamit sz??Ǭ©p anyanyelvemen, vagy m??Ǭ?r r??Ǭ?j??ttetek, mi van? :)
brilliant satire, keep it up
god is satan
There is no proof that Krishna exists, no archaeological evidence and no proper historical records.
There is no proof for the existence of the christian god, too….
What?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s more instead of being given to man by God and miraculously handed over to the gospel writers thousands of years ago and written up in the King James Bible before history even began, this mad religion was actually started in the 1960s (like most other disgusting things) and started by a very ugly man from India.
That one made me laugh. Someone certainly forgot about the old Greeks and Romans and all the other ones before them….
Otherwise, I agree, calling those guys a quite dangerous sect. Luckily their popularity in Germany is on an all time low and still falling. Most people diwn here don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t even know them.
That?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s why I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m praying for their death every day
Jesus was not telling you to do this. He declared it a sin. Repent!
Sometimes, however, you will come across a particularly intransigent case. Ask him again, calmly but firmly, to Cease and Desist. If – and only if ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¨ this warning is ignored you may have to start shooting.
Don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t you said the same about atheists? Because it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s still illegal and will get you into jail for murder….
Thank you Einmaliger.
At last someone talking sense in a calm reasoned manner. How different from these shrill Liberals!
That was sarcasm, Sam. Sarcasm.
@Peter: Would you mind to write your comments into one window? Cause reading all that stuff causes eye cancer.
@Sam: The first nation going down in a WWIII would be the USA. Why? Because everyone has aimed his nukes at the United States. And that are certainly enough explosions to turn your country into a parking lot….
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH! Read “State of Denial” and you know why…
You right wingers are all fake Christains. Heck. They are blinded by Jesus who was fake. God existed before Jesus. Thus Jesus lied about being the son of God and brainwashed you poor lost souls into believing that. Go get an education.
How can you say that Krishna doesn’t exist when hes one of my friends (including the ‘hussy’). Hes far more real than god (note the small g) anyway and a dude.
Krishna does not exist!
Your friend?
have you met him?
Crazy!
If you eat meat, you’re not a Christian! SIMPLE. WHAT IS ONE OF THE COMMANDMENTS?? THOU SHALL NOT KILL. IF YOU THINK ABOUT VIOLENCE YOUR NOT A CHRISTIAN AND THIS SITE YOU ARE RUNNING IS A FARCE!
The stuff on this web site is really witty and cool wise
Sam Johnston, I really believe there is a site that you should see, that will better help you write, and see people that are very similar to you:
http://www.lemonparty.org
YOU INTOLERANT MORRON! There are more than one way to anything and if god is inside us he is in our spirit mabey we have to find ourselves to find god or mabey We’re not realy hear and this is all a nightmare that we only wake up from when we die.Mabey we just fall back asleep or mabey we never wake up.
i am a proud Veggan and it keeps me fit and healthy**;
i’m a veggan and being a veggan means engaging in a more healthy lifestyle::.
A male does not wear a dress he wears a ROBE Jesus wears a robe..How dare you insult jesus and his dres–Robe. Anyways saying Gouranga made me smile.