Was Jesus A Liberal? No!
The leftwing conspiracy myth debunked!
I’m sick and tired of Liberals taking the name of OUR LORD and SAVIOR in vain! One minute they’re cursing Him, denying His truth and trying to claim He’s “a bit gay” (liberals said this! Isn’t it the most disgusting thing you’ve heard? That’s why you should never vote Democ-rat!). The next minute they’re trying to claim that He’s some kind of communist wacko who is almost as soft as them – and almost as lustful for surrender and lying down in front of our enemies and letting them rape our women folk and bomb our children.
Just read this nonsense from some Liberal sap called Gary Vance:
“Jesus was the ultimate liberal progressive revolutionary of all history? He aligned Himself with the poor and the oppressed? He loved sinners and called them to Himself. Jesus was the original Liberal. He was a progressive, and He was judged and hated for it.”
I include so many of his crazy words, to prove to you that I’m not making this mad stuff up! You can find the rest of his deranged writings here. Don’t read them though. They’re offensive to God and America and they are clearly the ravings of a troubled and insane mind. It’s a bit boring too. I skipped most of it.
But where do I start with this nonsense???!!!
Jesus loved sinners??! Oh really??? Then what is hell? It’s not Disneyland, I can tell you that now! Nor is it some kind of sodomite holiday camp! It’s about punishment. Hot fire, iron, whips and pain.
Is God, “poor and oppressed”? No, He’s the ruler of heaven, but unless I’m very much mistaken, I think that’s who Jesus aligned himself with!
God. He doesn’t look poor to me. Do poor people sit in thrones? No. They clean the shoes of people sitting in barbers’ chairs if they’re lucky.
This ‘Jesus was a Liberal’ nonsense that we hear so much every day from the vultures who control our printing presses and the Elite kabal of liars who pollute our television screens just has to be stopped!
To this end, I have marshalled the following arguments, gathered from neutral scientific bodies and research groups and some of the finest intellectual brains thinking today.
Point one: Unlike, Liberals, Jesus hates Jews! Don’t believe me? Read Matthew 6.
Point two: Get this: Jesus doesn’t care about the birds and beasts. He never goes on about extinction like liberals always try to claim. He actually says the earth is ours to use as we please and men are the mightiest and only important race: Matthew 6:26
Point three: Here’s another crucial point. Forget about all that baloney about Christ being some kind of travelling soup kitchen, bleeding-heart wimp. He fed the poor in spirit. Not the poor. The poor are disgusting and that’s why God punishes them.
Here’s proof. Christ Our LORD said:
“I am the bread of life: he that cometh to me shall never hunger; and he that believeth on me shall never thirst? Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that believeth on me hath everlasting life. I am that bread of life. Your fathers did eat manna in the wilderness, and are dead. This is the bread which cometh down from heaven, that a man may eat thereof, and not die. I am the living bread which came down from heaven: if any man eat of this bread, he shall live for ever: and the bread that I will give is my flesh, which I will give for the life of the world.”
See! That makes perfect sense to me. What can be clearer than Biblican truth? Jesus is bread. But special holy bread that you can’t touch. Or see. He’s not a walking deli-counter! If you want to eat His bread (which ist HIM), you have to pray hard. Not beg like a dog. But be careful, because His bread is alive (and it’s HIM). And don’t eat manna either. It’s not nutritious.
Stupid Liberals. Do you not even understand the Bible? (By the way, I know the answer is no. That’s why you get everything wrong!)
Okay, that’s enough argument! I bet your Liberal brains are almost melting now. Before I finish, however, I want you to consider and review carefully these following important questions:
Can you see Jesus in this crowd? Me neither.
Is this what liberals mean by “dirty protest”?
Shameful!
Contrast Jesus and his friends to the protest rabble. By the way, these are the people Jesus “associates” with. Do any of them look poor to you Gary Vance? Or are you just a wingnut? (P.S. You don’t need to answer. I already know what you are! So does Jesus!)
No! No! NO! And a million more times, NO! Jesus was none of these things. Therefore He was not a Liberal. Mr Vance, and other people who think Jesus is a Lib, I wish you well, but you’re clearly a dangerous influence on our children and as such you should be hung from the roof of the nearest shopping mall.
Michael Moore. The only thing he has in common with Jesus is that both men have beards. Jesus’ was better though.
And as for the other people who put about these lies about Our Mighty Savior’s liberalism and pacifism and gayness, I have one simple message today: Get over it Liberal wingnuts.
Our LORD is one tough cookie!
Here’s the vital point that Liberals never like to mention: Jesus kicks ass!
Have you read the Book of Revelation? Jesus brings a sword. Just like Our Leader, President George W Bush. He punishes sinners and grinds them into the ground, just like our troops are doing every day in Iraq.
Jesus and his buddy Moses, fighting for truth each day and every day.
I’ve said it already, and I’ll say it again! Jesus kicks ass. He’s tough, He’s mean, He’s not afraid to use force and He’s coming to judge you soon – so you better get praying!
Finally, I tell you this. Jesus certainly did not vote democ-rat. That’s why he hates all that do and want them to go to Hell. Remember that on polling day!
Oh Holy God! Thank you for Your mercies and for your smiting upon those that deny you!
Amen Lord, Amen!
Sam Johnston
Images:
God on throne – http://www.wga.hu/
Protest – Liberal Lie Library Wikipedia.
Jesus and his friends – Tristan Shuddery. Thanks Tristan. You’re a great talent!
Tooled Up Jesus – Some Liberal Wingnut called Sam Jordison. Don’t buy his books. They’re evil.
Michael Moore – the author
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Amazing article, Sam!
I have no idea how ANYBODY could possible claim that Jesus would be a liberal!
I even would go so far as to say that he (measured on todays standards) is a hardcore rightwing patriot!
God bless you Sam,
Shelley G.
Amen to that!
When I pray to Jesus, he tells me that he is concerned about exactly the same issues that worry me:
* Homosexual takeover of the USA
* Out-of-control gun-control lobbyists
* Encroaching secularism
* The war against Christmas
* Border Control (This is a big one)
* Terrorism in the holy lands.
I am reassured to see that the Republican party is unafrid to follow God’s party. Christ’s agenda is not in any way liberal. “Liberation theologians”, are merely distorting Jesus Christ’s message for their own perverse benefits.
I truly hope this article will put the final nail in the coffin on this debate. Jesus was a man’s man and men don’t go prancing around getting all bent outta shape about anything except the football season coming to an end or Junior taking the .357 Magnum without asking. And the wife not having supper ready. I guess that’s why Jesus never got married!
OH-MY-GOD!
You are still crazy dude. Jesus hates himself? Or do you say he wasn’t a Jew? Hey yes… maybe he was an american… 2000 years ago and his apostels were Navy-Seals with M-16s and members of the KKK =)
quote: “Can you see Jesus in this crowd.”
(hint from a german: Questions need a question mark.)
Yes I can, behalf of them looks like Jesus. For you they don’t look like Jesus because they don’t got rifles ^^
Funny site, go on and greetings to you Jesus-Camp Drill Master. He did well.
Greets
Clemens the friendly german str.com fan because he loves to laugh
Personally I don’t care if Jesus was a liberal or not
He was a Jew though, not a Christian (although if/when the second coming occurs, he probably will be). After all, there wasn’t a Christian religion until after he had been ressurected. And even then it was just a handful of men who worked to spread the word.
However, he definately wouldn’t have been a “hardcore right-wing patriot” since he was up against the pharisees of Jerusalem, who could be described as just that. He was against them, spreading the word of peace, and forgiveness of sins. Does that describe a liberal? I ask because I am interested in the STR crew’s views on that.
Out of interest, I thought that STR currently liked Jews, or is that only when they are blowing the hell out of Lebanon? I do find it amusing that Christians, Jews and Muslims all worship aspects of the same God, yet seem to be loosing all common ground.
And do remember, Muslims (the evil ones according to you, and a misguided comment from the Pope) revere Jesus as one of their most important prophets, whilst the Jews kinda nailed him to a cross.
Finally, I tell you this. Jesus certainly did not vote republics. That?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s why he hates all that do and want them to go to Hell.
I recomend a course in philsophical logic..
p.s Thou shalt not make to thyself any graven images! But since you did, please prepare for hell :)
What if Jesus isn’t real?
Considering the long hair and beard, I’d say Jesus was a hippie. And wasn’t he talking about peace and love all the time?
AMEN brother Sam!
Amen, Andrew!
Will you stop this nonsense about Jesus being a hippy! The LORD hates hippies.
And it just makes me sick seeing Democ-rats trying to co-=opt Our LORD into party politics. Ridiculous. Jesus did not trouble himself with such matters. He didn’t wonder who to vote for. He was born and bred Republican and always right (by the way, if you deny that He was right, you’re going to hell!)
Ted Kaczynski has long hair and he ain’t no hippie! If y’all would just stop to think for a minute (or rather stop thinking for a moment!) everything would fall into place with Jesus holding it all together. Instead, you sit around on your butts unable to walk because you haven’t figured out exactly how “walking” works. You don’t need to figure any of this out. Just get down on your knees and thank God for creating you and that your Momma didn’t kill you before you was born.
God is Love!
BBN
@ Billy Bob
Just get down on your knees and thank God for creating you…
Well i do that every day, and he allways tell me to be humble, that we should help the poor, that hatred towards others, even those who are sinners, are a sin of it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s own, that war is a sin, and capitol punishment too… Thau shall not kill no matter the circumstances….. God IS Benign, God is love… That?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s one thing we agree on
Jesus and Jesus.. Jesus was a common name in those days. Thera was also loots of people claming to be holy in some way. So ther was most probebly a man named Jesus preatching. As a mater of fact there might have been two or three with that name claming to be the son of god. But most of the storys aboute Jesus was aboute some doode with another name.
The show “Penn & Teller: Bullshit” had some intersting points abuter the bible and Jesus. Sam you shuld see it I LOVE to her your opinion aboute the show.
I’m talking about God, son. Not Allah or Hillary Clinton or some stick you found on the ground that gave you a special feeling of “well being”. G-O-D!
[quote]Just like Our Leader, President George W Bush.[/quote]
Sam, do you know german word for ‘leader’? It’s ‘f??Ǭ?hrer’!!!!
Doesn’t it sound similiar to you?
Hmmm….. Do you think Jesus would be a Bud or Miller kinda guy?
Or maybe he’d like to look cool and drink something imported. Like a Heinekin. Or maybe a Bass.
Me, I like Black and Tans. I’d drink Black and Tans with Jesus.
Interesting question Ian.
Actually, our writer Tristan Shuddery has already investigated this question and the conclusion he reached is that Jesus is a Bud man.
Was Jesus a liberal? Was he a republican? I don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t think that he would have been part of any party at all. Fact is, politics were something he didn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t care for. And THAT?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•S the last nail in the coffin of this debate!
Sam said:
Will you stop this nonsense about Jesus being a hippy! The LORD hates hippies.
1. Jesus was wearing sandals, a beard and other stuff letting him look like a hippie.
2. He was all about peace and love. Like a hippie.
3. So he talked and looked like a hippie. That?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s enough in my eyes to see a hippie in him.
And it just makes me sick seeing Democ-rats trying to co-=opt Our LORD into party politics. Ridiculous. Jesus did not trouble himself with such matters. He didn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t wonder who to vote for. He was born and bred Republican and always right (by the way, if you deny that He was right, you?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥re going to hell!)
First you say, that HE was not in party politics. Then you say, HE was republican. NOW WHAT?
PS: I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m still waiting for the Unit, Sam. Bring it on, you fag!
The German Guy
Reclaim your country!
IMPEACH BUSH!
You put a photo of some action figures up and expect that to carry some credibility of Jesus and Moses “fighting for truth”….ok….this is silly.
“Billy Bob wrote: I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m talking about God, son. Not Allah or Hillary Clinton or some stick you found on the ground that gave you a special feeling of ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?well being?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?. G-O-D!”
Infact, Billy Bob was talking about me.
Cheers everybody!
Y’all have your mocking fun. Maybe Satan’ll put y’all in the same pit of burning lava and you can yuck it up.
quote:
“He doesn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t look poor to me”
jesus born in a manger, to me that’s be poor
ooo and you can join to the real church
Snore.
Personally, I don’t believe in God, so I do not believe in Jesus, but I will try to answer the questions in your article via a beautiful thing called “logic”:
1 + 2 : At Jesus’ times, earth’s population (mankind) was about 200.000 only, so there simply was no need to protect any tree or fish or whatever because there was enough of those.
3. Jesus did not complain about additives, simply because there were non.
4. No, he could not say anything against Bush, mainly because no one even thought about Bush at that time (as it was almost 2000 years before GW was born).
5. No, he did not. I have to agree on that one.
6. There wasn’t really much need for taxes. As explained before, at that time every important thing could be found in abundance.
7. He did not invent science. As a matter of fact, Christianity has always tried to keep people from learning more about how the universe works (see Galilei and all the problems he had with the Catholics).
8. No, be did not moan about global warming, because at that time, there WAS no global warming. Now we have all the nice chemicals we blow into the atmosphere an that eat our ozon layer. By the way, there were no cars at Jesus’ times.
9. Jesus couldn’t possibly vote anything. If anything at all, he voted for God. (And now don’t tell me that this is the same as voting Republican. You would be surprised to see how many Christian Democrats there are)
10. Jesus wasn’t a woman and thus could not have been a lesbian. Just as a side note: Most of the lesbians I know are damn hot and excellent cooks!
11. No, he wasn’t. But once again, at Jesus’ times, you had to be guilty of gluttony to get fat, because the food was healthier (without additives ^^). As we all know, Jesus did not indulge in any of the mortal sins.
Just to remind you: Thou shalt not make any graven images of God. Go to hell, Sam!
Oh, and maybe you would like to read the bible again. Jesus did not have anything against sinners. In fact, he tried to guide them on the right way. He tried to, at least. He even died for them and asked God to forgive them, so how on earth shall he have hated them?
God or Lucifer or whoever, bless all those equipped with brains!
IMPEACH BUSH!
P.S.: Hell only is pain for those who regret. Deal with the devil. He loves playing.
@ kemura:
Jesus was born in a manger because there was no room at the inn. Not because they couldn’t afford to stay in it. If your remember the GOSPELS they speak of the various attempts sainted Mary and her husband Joseph made to find other accomodation. Also, like many Americans, Joseph was a hardworking tradesman.
This isn’t right, it is a wrongful thought of what you think Jesus is without taking the time to actually figure it out. Jesus was neither a republican NOR a liberal, there was no such groups in that time, Jesus nor God was against hippies because hippies didn’t exist back then. This is all meaningless words that you THINK is the truth… As for the crap with Jesus punishing liberals, that’s wrong as well! First off it is God that punishes those who have commited sins and he punishes EVERYONE because we have all commited sins! Stop saying your in the right all the time because you aren’t, boasting immaturely like that is not how God wants you to act! Those who live by the sword die by the sword, meaning your constant ranting and raving like this is how you will eventually come to die or possibly cease to exist.
one ticket to hell please.
jese is left jesus is left.
ok happy to have made sure i wouldnt meet you idiots in the after life if there is such a thing
@ In God’s name I trust.
Where is your proof that jesus doesn’t hate hippies?
God does not punish everyone. Some of us are saved.
God Bless America!
Where is your proof that jesus doesn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t hate hippies?
Where?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s your proof that he does? The thing is, he can?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t hate them, because they didn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t exist when he lived.
God does not punish everyone. Some of us are saved.
Better be “punished” than to have to spend the eternity with you in heaven. That would be worse than hell.
Oh, and when is the unit coming, coward?
the German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
I’ve told you to keep quiet about the Unit! It’s on the way… on the way…
I think you missed the part where Christ said let the dead bury their dead…
What do you mean Survival Acres?
man was jesus and god really that hateful? I mean do they really hate everyone so easily? so thats where all the hatred in the world is coming from. well for one I do not believe in heaven or hell. however I do believe in god, but god also has a goddess. you want to sit here and talk all this talk about your religion. and yes I know one of the 10 commandments says “tho shalt not have no other god before me” or however it is put exactly. well I dont put any other God before him but there is a Goddess. so you believe what you believe and others who doesnt believe what you believe will believe different.
dear lesbianism,
i hope you make a nice living from your videos.
what is all this crazy stuff though? there is no godess in the bible!
and yes, jesus hates. that’s why there’s hell!
Dear Sam Johnston,
Do you even have a clue what your talking about? First off what videos are you refering to? second you want to know what all this as you put it crazy stuff is? “there is no goddess in the bible and yes jesus hates, thats why there is hell”… ok where in my reply was there anything at all that i said there was a goddess in the bible? Oh i didnt, thats why i didnt see it there.
ohhhhhhhhhhh but i guess you got that from where i said the part that you shouldnt have no other god before him, but there is a goddess, i guess i could see where ummm well i’ll be nice here i guess i could see where you would misunderstand that.
ok to break it down here.. what i meant was…
1. I do not believe in heaven or hell.
2. I do believe in a god and a goddess.
3. If someone disagrees with the christian religion then as the christians feel they are going to hell with satan.
4. Also you may be asking how do I believe in god and not heaven and hell. well i will answer that for you… a d-i-f-f-e-r-e-n-t religion. thats how. although even though you might not know this but the god you believe in is the god i believe in, just different beliefs in how the god/dess acts. but for you one god.
5. If you don’t know what im talking about try research.
6. Also did you know that several verses in your bible contradict themselves?
7.also did you know that christians were the first people to start worshipping satan?
You know what jesus told me when i prayed to him, he said i should stop. He said i was gettin gon his nerves. He said i should see the doctor as i don’t exist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If Jesus hates jews, why do you show him with Moses?
Dear Sam,
I just happened to stumble upon your comments regarding my article “Wasn’t Jesus a Liberal?” I really got a kick out of your approach to this subject. You might fool the editor and readers on this site with your bombastic, over the top rhetorical slamming of lefties, but I’m outing you today as a closet liberal. Go ahead and deny it, but you know and I know…it is true.
You and the other readers of this site might be interested to know there is a part two to “Wasn’t Jesus a Liberal?” I would suggest reading the original in its entirety since you didn’t the first time.
Wasn’t Jesus a Liberal? Part Two
http://www.commondreams.org/views05/1009-31.htm – 22k –
As a special bonus for you, I am including in today’s comment a piece of mine that recently appeared on Smirkingchimp.com
How Can Any Christian Support the GOP?
by Gary Vance | Sep 24 2006 – 12:33am | permalink
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Should any Christian support the current version of the GOP? This might seem like an odd question considering how so many have come to think GOP stands for God?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s Own Party. The evidence refuting this notion has become overwhelming. The time has come for Christians of every stripe to re-consider whom they endorse and vote for.
Many Democratic candidates have become more open about their religious faith during this election cycle in an attempt to appeal to the Christian values driven voting bloc. Critics on the Right ridicule this effort as being nothing more than shallow and insincere religious grandstanding. These skeptics are obviously fearful that even a minor exodus from the ranks of the once loyal army of conservative Christian voters will cost them dearly. They should be afraid, very afraid. The GOP record has become so broadly defiled that every genuine Christian should readily disavow support for the Republican agenda.
Is the Democratic agenda any more compelling to voters with Christian values than the Republican one? The answer is yes; in spite of the fact that many Christians view most Democrats as being on the wrong side of issues like abortion and gay marriage. Those same Christians need to wake up and realize our Republican Congress and President has not passed or even proposed significant legislation on those volatile issues. The Democratic positions on poverty, healthcare, human rights, the environment, minimum wage, torture and equality for all citizens are much more compatible with genuine Christianity than what the GOP offers.
The GOP has been perpetually deceiving Christian voters with empty talk and promises. Meanwhile, they go about their dirty business of encouraging the rape of our environment, waging an unnecessary war under false pretenses, illegally spying on American citizens while immorally detaining and torturing prisoners in secret gulags. They do all this while cutting taxes on the wealthy, denying a living wage to the working poor, creating unprecedented national debt and slashing funding for vital programs assisting the poor, sick and elderly. This is the harvest reaped from six years of our Republican controlled federal government. Jesus said we would recognize His followers by their fruit. Democrats can and will do better.
There is nothing Christian about this current perverted version of Republicanism. GOP insistence on flying the Christian flag over greed and evil of this magnitude only shows them to be cynical hypocrites at best and blatantly antichrist at worst.
Dear Gary,
How typical of a liberal to try to claim I am what I am not and resort to ad-hominem attacks on my true nature – you disgusting worm! I urge readers not to read Was Jesus A Liberal part two: it’s clearly the ravings of a liberal driven crazy by his own beliefs!
To deny the GOP is to deny God’s will! President Bush has explained so often in the past that he listens to Jesus and God before making decisions. Why does this annoy liberals?
Jesus lived in a time of kings so there were no liberals,conservatives or politics as we know it in modern times. Jesus said “Love thy enemies”,”Blessed are the peacemakers” & “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.”. I seriously doubt he would argue for a “pre-emptive strike”(invasion) of Iraq! I also doubt he’d be tolerant of “collateral damage”(slaughtering innocent civilians)! He also questioned the authorities of his day! He couldn’t stand self-righteous hypocrites who used Old Testament laws to rigidly control & severely punish the common man! He forgave sinners, He didn’t stone them! He also threw the money changers(the greedy & corrupt usery bankers) out of the temple! He was a rebel fighting a corrupt system,not a republican conformist! If He were walking among us on earth today, He’d be just as disgusted with today’s Pharisees!
someone please tell me Satan is on the ropes once and for all
So Jesus was not a hippy either a poor, HE WAS A PLASTIC FIGURINE!!
Dear IhateSTR,
Jesus was not plastic. That is blasphemy. I’m afraid to say you’re probably going to hell. I pray for you.
Dear Sam Johnston
I see you’re still playing this Jesus thing you have going here.Hehehe you make me laugh everytime I read you comments. You still did not explain what videos you were talking about. Just wanted to let you know you keep me laughing….
lesbianism, I see nothing to laugh about. What do you mean, what videos? everyone knows how lesbianism earns money.
Sam Johnston… this is what I was talking about. (Sam Johnston October 9th, 2006 6:13 pm
dear lesbianism,
i hope you make a nice living from your videos.
what is all this crazy stuff though? there is no godess in the bible!
and yes, jesus hates. that?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s why there?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s hell! )
Now with that, that just shows you run off at the mouth. First off, yes I am gay and damn proud of it. Second there are more then just gay porn out there. Third I wish I could find out exactly how many xtian men likes lesbian porn. bet there are quiet a few out there. No there is no goddess in your bible, but just because its not in your bible and you do not believe there is a goddess doesnt mean she is not there. So its you god, your bible, your heaven and hell, so since you want to tell people that since they do not live by a book that was written by several different men, that just so happened to leave books out of it, that they are going to hell, well its your heaven and hell, so you go… and enjoy…..
Jesus didn’t hate Jews, He hated the evil deeds of the Pharisees( the predecessors of today’s Zionists)! He didn’t hate the poor, why else would he tell a man to give up his riches to follow the Lord? Why would he say it was easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven? Why would he say that the love of money is the root of all evil? Why did he throw the moneychangers out of the Temple? Because He was opposed to greed, usery(charging interest) & hoarding or frivolously spending money instead of helping those in need through charity(not socialist welfare) & providing job opportunities(not workfare or government jobs)! He wanted the wealthy to benefit the community instead of being the idle rich while the poor stayed poor! He was paving the way for the concept of a middle class!
It’s too bad that teachers had to waste their time trying to educate the likes of you. Obviously they weren’t successful
So I just googled, “Jesus hates himself”, you know for a laff. And I found this page…
I thought this was a joke, you know satire, taking the piss out of ultra-right god squad psychos.
But no I was sadly mistaken and what little faith I had in humanity just crawled up and died. I am so, so , soooooooooo tempted to just flame this to hell…. but I’m beyond that… (really i’m not).
So die. Please
hey sam johnston you wanna know what’s really disgusting is that whore of a mother of jesus had him out of wedlock.
and you would know all about lynn long you piece of fucking trash. go to hell bitch.
noah thats the funniest damn i have ever read you are awesome
sam johnston your mother is the ultimate expert on lesbianism.
you wanna know why that is billy bob cause jesus christ was a fucking fag. and he also prances around to the song it’s raining men cause he was a fag.
I am a true believer in God & his son Jesus Christ. Now Someting has been puzzleing me. The Bible says “Thou Shalt not Kill”…My question is WHY IS THERE WAR??? There is no difference between people in the world killing other’s because of anger and betrayel & those that are sent to Iraq & other countries in battle..that lose their lives or take lives. Can someone please tell me what the difference is.They are still killing.Everday families are without loved ones children are without parent/parents killed in war/battle.Will they to go to hell??Someone please help me understand what the difference is.It’s STILL KILLING!!Iam thankful for those that are fighting for us..but at what cost are they doing so?? It will cost their lives and other’s will lose theirs. Because if they survive the war..(that would be a blessing) They still have to answer to God. Will God take into consideration that they are fighting for us and our children. He also says that “He Will Fight Our Battles”. Again will the soldiers that are fighting for us go to hell because they have killed?? I can’t wait to hear a comment/answer to this question. I really need to know. Thankyou & God Bless!!!
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