The holy war against PORNOGRAPHY
(This article may contain offensive material. Kids, read something else, Liberals, go away, this article probably just turns you on!)
Dear Friends
Here on ShelleyTheRepublican.com we have warned repeadetly about the dangers of pornography. I think the dangers are so great that we can not allow ourselves to stop warning. Pornography is one of the worst sicknesses in our modern society together with atheism, islam and liberalism! Pornography is weakening the structure of the family and therefore the fabric of the Christian society.
I spent a lot of time analyzing pornography to give you a deep inside look. I selected three movies that I will discuss in detail. The movies are “Island Fever“, “Comrades in Arms” and “Cum Fart Cocktails“.
The movie “Comrades in Arms” is rediculous in every respect. The storyline is laughable and the actors are unemployed Russian ex-army studs. I analyzed this film together with my good friend Sam Johnston who had the following to say about it:
My puritan ancestors used to keep wooden boards between each other in bed and wear all their clothes and they still managed to procreate. And since procreation (NB liberal fags!) is the only purpose of what liberals like to term the ‘love act’ I don’t see the need for anything else. All this so called erotica makes me want to do sick.
I don’t like to see great big throbbing penises and muscular bodies every day, slicked in oil and tensed for action. More importantly, nor does the LORD Jesus, whose relations with his disciples were strictly Platonic (although not Platonic in the sense that Plato was a Greek pervert with a thing for young boys whose master Socrates was killed for corrupting the youth!).
You don’t catch Christian men lovingly fondling each others hairless, toned chests or teasing at each others throbbing pant packets now do you? You don’t see Christian men bending over and begging, begging, begging to be filled with more, more, more hot pounding love muscle???!!!!
I have to go and read the Bible now.
“Cum Fart Cocktails” is a sickening piece of filmmaking where it is the goal to induce semen (called “cum” – only God knows why) into the anus of the female actor. She is then trying to fart the “cum” out into the face of another female actor.
Friends, if this does not make you utterly sick, I guarantee, there is something very wrong with you! I hope our Leader finds a way to prosecute these offenders under the current anti terrorist laws. This film might be just as damaging for society as a bomb blowing up in a school! So why not lock them up or execute them? We have to apply the same rules for everybody! After all, America is founded on fair play and the same rights for each and every one!
My friend Tristan Shuddery has this to say about the film:
Shelley,
Thanks for sending me this DVD. I reserched it the other night, when I was sure that my wife and daughters were away leading the prayers at Jesus Camp. Firstly, I have never been more disgusted than I was last night when I saw this nightmarish liberal manefesto for life. Is this what America would have had in store for my two lovely daughters if John Kerry had won the election?
Island Fever? Not really. They transform this beautiful island to a porno hellhole! The film stars the Asian sodomite and harlot Tia Patric who from scene to somewhat disjointed scene engages in a series of lewd, depraved and un-natural “sex-acts”. She seems unsure of the purpose for which the good Lord created mankind, as very few of the sex-acts she performed could result in pro-creation, and her choice of man would not be a great father or role-model. In short, this film is hellish carnality at it’s very worst, and should not be sold in the U.S.A. under any circumstances.Finally Shelley, I hope you dont mind if I take a week or so to post it back to you. I think it’s important that I make some of my fellow church elders aware of this material. The President says that we should know our enemy, and this DVD is clearly the devil’s work.
Tristan
The test subjects in numbers:
- “Cum Fart Cocktails”:
- Number of sexual acts: 28 (75% anal)
- Number of blasphemous terms: 120 (!)
- Us of the word “fuck”: 55 times
- Most offensive: Quote: “Jesus, do me good you big stud!”
- “Island Fever”:
- Number of sexual acts: 10 (45% anal)
- Number of blasphemous terms: 5
- Us of the word “fuck”: 28 times
- Most offensive: One actress was wearing a christian cross. You can’t fool us, honey. The next time you see a cross you will be hanging from it!
- “Comrades in Arms”
- Number of sexual acts: 15 (80% anal)
- Number of blasphemous terms: 10 (!)
- Us of the word “fuck”: 70 times (and 15 times ????????????? which is russian for having anal sex)
- Most offensive: They are not only having disgusting gay sex, they also promote their communist culture!
I hereby decleare the “HOLY WAR ON PORNOGRAPHY”! Bring’em on you damn perverts!
Thanks for reading,
Shelley Goodman
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Looks to me like someone had too much fun writing this article…
You forgot to censor the breasts. Infact I though for a moment this site just changed to a P0rn site. How Ironic but seriously you didn’t really need to show THIS much I mean whats good telling use how bad Porn is but your shoving it in our faces.
This just makes me madder than a liberal without a Volvo! Shelley, you can always count on me to do whatever needs to be done to stem the flow of this abomination before we’re all up to our elbows in filth!
In the meantime, I hope y’all will let Viacom know that their days are numbered.
Contact Viacom:
Mr. Sumner M. Redstone,
Chairman & CEO Viacom, Inc.
1515 Broadway New York, NY 10036
Phone 212-258-6000 Fax 212-258-6100
Email: info@viacom.com
I’ve been saying since the first music video got aired but it’s time to shut down the pornographic MTV and for all!
Let’s roll, y’all!
You want get Pornos illegal in the USA, because the industry is just too big and they are paying way too much taxes that Bush Jr. needs.
BTW, thank you for showing me the cover of “Island Fever” this girl looks hot, probaly I should get that movie. ;)
Oh, and her name is TERA Patrick not Tia Patrick, the name is standing big and fat on the cover.
First of all: WOW! For once I agree with you! pOrn does not belong into TV at times children could watch.
BUT: THe industry is way too important for the American economy. Already thinking about all the money they would lose should make any person shriek from pain. Secondly, as mentioned by th3th3 (hi buddy ^^), the “actress’” name is Tera and not Tia. Thirdly, saying that pOrn should be forbidden in the public and then showing the pictures uncensored is just plain stupid. Lastly, not every tattooed guy has been in prison. You would have to lock away more than half of the teens in your country.
God bless all those equipped with brains!
IMPEACH BUSH!
Of course I meant:
“You won?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t get pornos…”
@Sen
First of all: WOW! For once I agree with you! pOrn does not belong into TV at times children could watch.
I was just as surprised as you… I think it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s my first time aswell, to agree on something in here.
So respect to the STR.com crew… Maybe you are just 99,99999 % stupid afterall…
IMPEACH BUSH the AntiChrist
Funny, Tristan’s kids and wife are praying while he’s watching porn. Little Jesus would cry…
And yes, porn brings cash, many cash. And cash is the friend of GWB. So GWB is a natural friend of porn. Plain and simple.
But hey, Protestants aren’t able to catch this =)
may God bless you all
Clemens
Ok Tristan you hold on to the DVD a week longer, I understand. Especially since the wife is away and all.
Tristan, you are right, we cannot let kids figure out women have boobs, that would be their straight path to hell.
????????????? = to copulate
There is no Russian word which alone and only means ‘to have anal sex’.
This website is now indexed as ‘pornographic’.
OFF TOPIC
Hey Shelley,
What is your stands towards eating shrimp & lobster?
Might sound as a silly question, but
[url]http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/[/url]
Seems to me that there are more silly christians in this world!
(takes cover, and laughs his ass off….)
Anyone who bashed STR should now get his/her ass kicked :). I read many conservative websites but I have never been able to find such an interesting article. Numbers of acts (% of anal!), bad words, wow! Personally, I even`ve never though of counting such kind of things.
To Shelley: yes, I think the chick in bikini is very hot. Can you prove she got AIDS or was forced to play in porns?
BTW, give more articles like that :).
Wow, even I agree, that porn is nothing that should fall into the hands of a children. All the other stuff has already been said.
The German Guy
Reclaim your country! IMPEACH BUSH!
Just one little thing I forgot:
[quote]Good Christians know that sex is for making babies! If you have fun doing it, I guess that is OK[/quote] Whooo! I can remember that your last article about AIDS and stuff stated that having fun while having sex is a mortal sin called “lust” and therefore means you should not have fun while doing it. Could you please decide on one of those two attitudes, because basically they exclude each other?
God bless all those equipped with brains!
IMPEACH BUSH!
This website is freely accessible by childer. lol internet
Watching a lot of porn these days Shelley?
Your writing “seams” a kind of rep.horny.
Hilarious!
You even got me there for a minute when I thought this site is for real.
‘Shelley The Republican’, lol, that callsign alone is just great comedy.
Normally I don’t like porn sites, but this one really is special!
Keep up :-)
This is disgusting, whats even more disgusting is the fact that it makes my thingy hard. I try hard to be a good man. But god in his wisdom made me mere flesh. And when I think about naked girls and boobies just hanging out. Well it makes me horney. The only way to stop from having my thingy turn hard would be to never, never have to see a maked woman. So with that in mind, I say we stop this porn stuff now. Not only that, but we also make it a criminal act to show skin at all. I’m tired of seeing young girls walking around with tight shirts. So tight that it lets me see exactly what her boobs look like. I’m tired of having to hide or sit down after seeing this kind of smut. I’m tired of feeling like I am the bad guy because I have a huge erection buldging out from my pants. I don’t do it on purpose, not like they do. And it’s not my fault that god gave me twice the flesh that he did most men. If I could chop it off I would, or if doctors could cut it in half for free I would let them do it. But I can’t. So all I ask is that girls don’t do anything to make it come to life, unless they are my wife, and it’s time to make a child, and we are in our home, in total darkness. With both of us knowing that the sick act we are about to do. Is going to bring a beautiful god fearing child into this world.
Every day thses young girls walk around with their bodies all tight and tan, showing every point and curve they have. It’s satan, pushing them to make me look, knowing that when I do I will be transformed back to a time when lust was needed to overcome the fact that we didnt bath or use toilet paper. In that time god made are lust strong to make sure we reproduced. To make sure that even are normal looking wives, unwashed with no perfume made our things excited. but today, with perfume, bodies made in health spa’s, and clothes that show every little thing. It’s just to much for me. I look, and then I try to hide the 12 inch montster thats called out from the demons in hell, the tool god gave to make to make children. The reminder that god made twice as big as everyone elses to make sure i learn twice the lesson of sin and phyiscal pleasurment. Why he chose me I don’t know. I’m sure he will tell me some day. but untill then I have to carry this thing around on this earth, and every time I see a young girl in tight jeans. And this thing that hangs down to my knee gets all hard and throbby and sticks out like I’m trying to hide a baseball bat in my pants. then it’s me who looks like a porn star, perverted old man, looking at girls getting off the school bus. When it’s really them and satan.
“Billy Bob Neck?”
This is even more loveable than the fact that you are a republican sHelley, not only am I a republican, but I also live in the Wyoming segment of the hicksbelt. For a western (as in the wild west) person this is a degree of patriotism makes you my hero.
Shelly, you are a role model for all Americans.
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dear shelly,
i like how you watched the movies first to tell how much anal was in the movie, in percentage too! you cant get that on regular porn sites. this has got to be the best website to get all you porno info
ok so explain the difference between what you call gay aids and str8 aids… aids is aids simple and plain. oh yea you were talking about the porn thing and someone mentioned christians know that sex is for making babys… ok did you know that christians were the first people to turn their back on their own god and church? that christians was only allowed to have sex for the purpose of making babys? and that it was not allowed for pleasure? and you could only have sex pretty much a total of 2 months out of 12? and of course you would go to hell if you enjoyed it….
WELL SHELLEY, I MUST SAY YOU MAKE A COMPELLING ARGUMENT….WELL, KIND OF. LET ME GUESS, ONE BOYFRIEND, THAT YOU MARRIED, NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE AND BOYS DIDN’T TALK TO YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL? LOOK, PORN ISN’T GOING AWAY IN YOUR LIFETIME.
I think the author of this article actually like porn…what a joke! HAHAHAHA!
A tad hypocritical… it sounds like you had a lot of fun studying these films… even went as far to post pictures. Yes, I do agree porn shouldn’t be on TV where children can watch… but allowed on DVD… like the many that you obviously own.
You know you jerk it! Don’t lie!
@ billy bob you say you’ve been saying that since the first music video aired on mtv and you say it’s time we shut down the pornographic mtv once and for all. that actually would be a great blessing in disguise. cause mtv has pretty much gone down hill since it came on the air in 1981 all you they ever show is those stupid reality shows and halff the time all they ever play is rap. if mtv were to shut down i would’nt lose no sleep over it.
Reading this God-inspired report of the terrible filth our CHILDREN are being forced to watch, I felt a terrible burning of shame as my penis became hard, then EJACULATED.
My only pride in this terrible situation is that as I shot my sinful load I shed a single tear for baby Jesus.
God help us all.