Comments on: Pokemon: The Yellow Peril http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2006/10/01/pokemon-the-yellow-peril.aspx?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=pokemon-the-yellow-peril Join is in our new chat forum! Sun, 05 Feb 2012 22:23:38 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= By: Spike the Allosaur http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2006/10/01/pokemon-the-yellow-peril.aspx/comment-page-13#comment-99330762 Spike the Allosaur Sun, 05 Feb 2012 13:48:55 +0000 http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/2006/09/27/pokemon-the-yellow-peril.aspx#comment-99330762 My Venonat and I are displeased to see that you are still a bunch of Jesus Freaks... though I probably should have seen that coming, since this is an old article. I bet you can't even sit through an entire Pokemon game without growing attached to your starter, or falling in love with the amazing world. Pokemon was my childhood, and I hope that your children at least get to leave this dimension of hate you have created for them and get to run in Arceus' lush fields with a Pokemon at their side! If you want them to experience that, I would suggest Pokemon White as a good place to start. You should like that, since it does preach white supremacy on the cover *vomits a little inside my mouth*. Or if that doesn't suit them, Pokemon SoulSilver is one of the best Pokemon games ever made! It also allows your child to take a pokemon OUT of the game, and carry it with them where ever they go in a handy little device called a PokeWalker! That's how I'm carrying my Venonat right now! My Venonat and I are displeased to see that you are still a bunch of Jesus Freaks… though I probably should have seen that coming, since this is an old article. I bet you can’t even sit through an entire Pokemon game without growing attached to your starter, or falling in love with the amazing world. Pokemon was my childhood, and I hope that your children at least get to leave this dimension of hate you have created for them and get to run in Arceus’ lush fields with a Pokemon at their side! If you want them to experience that, I would suggest Pokemon White as a good place to start. You should like that, since it does preach white supremacy on the cover *vomits a little inside my mouth*. Or if that doesn’t suit them, Pokemon SoulSilver is one of the best Pokemon games ever made! It also allows your child to take a pokemon OUT of the game, and carry it with them where ever they go in a handy little device called a PokeWalker! That’s how I’m carrying my Venonat right now!

]]> By: KER http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2006/10/01/pokemon-the-yellow-peril.aspx/comment-page-13#comment-99329999 KER Wed, 28 Dec 2011 00:11:04 +0000 http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/2006/09/27/pokemon-the-yellow-peril.aspx#comment-99329999 AHAHAHAHA. I knew this was a troll as soon as they used "Hentai" in place of "anime". My God this is hilarious XD XD XD AHAHAHAHA. I knew this was a troll as soon as they used “Hentai” in place of “anime”. My God this is hilarious XD XD XD

]]> By: Yo http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2006/10/01/pokemon-the-yellow-peril.aspx/comment-page-13#comment-99329934 Yo Thu, 22 Dec 2011 01:17:45 +0000 http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/2006/09/27/pokemon-the-yellow-peril.aspx#comment-99329934 In the name of Satan, ruler of Earth, the King of the world, the Chief of the Serfs, I command the forces of darkness to bestow their infernal power upon us. Save us, Lord Satan, from the treacherous and the violent. Oh Satan, Spirit of the Earth, God of Liberty, open wide the gates of Hell and come forth from the abyss by these names: Satan! Ba'al Z?bûb! Leviathan! Asmodeus! Abaddon! Allahu akbar. Ashhadu 'an la ilaha illa-allah, wa ashhadu 'anna Muhammadan rasulu-llah. In the name of Satan, ruler of Earth, the King of the world, the Chief of the Serfs, I command the forces of darkness to bestow their infernal power upon us. Save us, Lord Satan, from the treacherous and the violent. Oh Satan, Spirit of the Earth, God of Liberty, open wide the gates of Hell and come forth from the abyss by these names: Satan! Ba’al Z?bûb! Leviathan! Asmodeus! Abaddon!
Allahu akbar. Ashhadu ‘an la ilaha illa-allah, wa ashhadu ‘anna Muhammadan rasulu-llah.

]]> By: F/DR http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2006/10/01/pokemon-the-yellow-peril.aspx/comment-page-13#comment-99329497 F/DR Tue, 29 Nov 2011 18:49:48 +0000 http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/2006/09/27/pokemon-the-yellow-peril.aspx#comment-99329497 This is literally the funniest thing I have read all year. This is literally the funniest thing I have read all year.

]]> By: PlotVitalNPC http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2006/10/01/pokemon-the-yellow-peril.aspx/comment-page-13#comment-99329402 PlotVitalNPC Sat, 26 Nov 2011 06:20:11 +0000 http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/2006/09/27/pokemon-the-yellow-peril.aspx#comment-99329402 Did you know that baseless and incorrect defamation of a person or piece of media is known as libel, and a criminal offense? Because this baseless and nonsensical article is essentially the same as working as a hatter in the days where felt was made by manually applying mercury to the woolen cloth, leading to severe brain damage by the vapours. In essence, by posting this whimsical accusation of immorality, you have given many companies perfect legal basis to sue for slander. Did you know that baseless and incorrect defamation of a person or piece of media is known as libel, and a criminal offense? Because this baseless and nonsensical article is essentially the same as working as a hatter in the days where felt was made by manually applying mercury to the woolen cloth, leading to severe brain damage by the vapours. In essence, by posting this whimsical accusation of immorality, you have given many companies perfect legal basis to sue for slander.

]]> By: copper finials http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2006/10/01/pokemon-the-yellow-peril.aspx/comment-page-13#comment-99329269 copper finials Sat, 19 Nov 2011 23:32:33 +0000 http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/2006/09/27/pokemon-the-yellow-peril.aspx#comment-99329269 Thanks for the marvelous posting! I seriously enjoyed reading it, you're a great author.I will be sure to bookmark your blog and will often come back very soon. I want to encourage you to ultimately continue your great writing, have a nice morning! Thanks for the marvelous posting! I seriously enjoyed reading it, you’re a great author.I will be sure to bookmark your blog and will often come back very soon. I want to encourage you to ultimately continue your great writing, have a nice morning!

]]> By: VSFSTFDP http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2006/10/01/pokemon-the-yellow-peril.aspx/comment-page-13#comment-99329120 VSFSTFDP Sun, 13 Nov 2011 04:30:17 +0000 http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/2006/09/27/pokemon-the-yellow-peril.aspx#comment-99329120 "What super-power could be greater than dying on the cross to save us from our sins." Thanks, Goku! “What super-power could be greater than dying on the cross to save us from our sins.” Thanks, Goku!

]]> By: KindOtaku http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2006/10/01/pokemon-the-yellow-peril.aspx/comment-page-13#comment-99328993 KindOtaku Wed, 09 Nov 2011 23:47:57 +0000 http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/2006/09/27/pokemon-the-yellow-peril.aspx#comment-99328993 Relax guys, this is Poe's law in full swing. (Tvtrope it if you don't know what I mean) So, deep breaths, OK? She isn't serious. This is a parody. Everyone knows that Pokemon is pronounced "POH-Kay-Mon" the fact that she wrote it as "Pokey-men" should have been a clue she wasn't serious. Everyone also knows that metapod is the most COMMON and WEAK pokemon. Again, she is being SARCASTIC. A.K.A TROLLING! Breathe you guys, honestly. O.o Relax guys, this is Poe’s law in full swing. (Tvtrope it if you don’t know what I mean)
So, deep breaths, OK?
She isn’t serious.
This is a parody.
Everyone knows that Pokemon is pronounced “POH-Kay-Mon”
the fact that she wrote it as “Pokey-men” should have been a clue she wasn’t serious.
Everyone also knows that metapod is the most COMMON and WEAK pokemon. Again, she is being SARCASTIC.
A.K.A TROLLING! Breathe you guys, honestly. O.o

]]> By: Barbara http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2006/10/01/pokemon-the-yellow-peril.aspx/comment-page-13#comment-99328987 Barbara Wed, 09 Nov 2011 23:07:17 +0000 http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/2006/09/27/pokemon-the-yellow-peril.aspx#comment-99328987 Oh Tristan, you're such a comedian! I need to come to this site more often, you made my day! Cheers! ^^ Oh Tristan, you’re such a comedian! I need to come to this site more often, you made my day! Cheers! ^^

]]> By: Hannah http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2006/10/01/pokemon-the-yellow-peril.aspx/comment-page-13#comment-99328621 Hannah Mon, 24 Oct 2011 04:40:23 +0000 http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/2006/09/27/pokemon-the-yellow-peril.aspx#comment-99328621 Oh my God I am laughing so hard right now...if this isn't a troll then you are so sadly mislead it's almost too funny to believe! First of all, since I've played all the pokemon games, used to be obsessed with the anime, and just for good measure I play games where I shoot and stab people, I'm confident in the fact I can explain this without penalty. First off: That is not an image of pikachu evolving, he doesn't evolve in the show, as is shown in an episode where he makes a conscious choice to not evolve so he can defeat a gym leader. Second: They are pokemon, not pokemen, pokemons, or any of the other variations you used. Third: Metapod is the weakest pokemon in the series and in the games, or rather one of the weakest. All it can do is harden, and then you make it faint or capture it so you add to your collection. Fourth: Um, Jigglypuff is a girl, she sings and makes people fall asleep, and then gets angry and jealous that nobody heard her sing. Also, pokemon can't talk, except for Meowth. Fifth: Demonic possession? Oh that's good, so now Satan can literally OCCUPY our televisions? Better tell those people on wall street to start picketing best buy. I get that you think this is demonic, but learn your freaking facts first lady. Oh my God I am laughing so hard right now…if this isn’t a troll then you are so sadly mislead it’s almost too funny to believe!

First of all, since I’ve played all the pokemon games, used to be obsessed with the anime, and just for good measure I play games where I shoot and stab people, I’m confident in the fact I can explain this without penalty.

First off: That is not an image of pikachu evolving, he doesn’t evolve in the show, as is shown in an episode where he makes a conscious choice to not evolve so he can defeat a gym leader.

Second: They are pokemon, not pokemen, pokemons, or any of the other variations you used.

Third: Metapod is the weakest pokemon in the series and in the games, or rather one of the weakest. All it can do is harden, and then you make it faint or capture it so you add to your collection.

Fourth: Um, Jigglypuff is a girl, she sings and makes people fall asleep, and then gets angry and jealous that nobody heard her sing. Also, pokemon can’t talk, except for Meowth.

Fifth: Demonic possession? Oh that’s good, so now Satan can literally OCCUPY our televisions? Better tell those people on wall street to start picketing best buy.

I get that you think this is demonic, but learn your freaking facts first lady.

]]> By: Anna http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2006/10/01/pokemon-the-yellow-peril.aspx/comment-page-13#comment-99328027 Anna Wed, 12 Oct 2011 04:27:17 +0000 http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/2006/09/27/pokemon-the-yellow-peril.aspx#comment-99328027 Wow. Just wow. You are a fucking looney. I grew up with comic books and pokemon. Pokemon teaches you strategy. That's what it is. No pokemon is stronger then another. All have weaknesses. And Arceus represents god, Plkia represents either Michel or Gabriel, Dialga represents either Michel or Gabriel, and Giratina represents Lucifer. How is that Satan worship? Arceus even banished Giratina into a dark evil world when it caused mischif. Sound pretty religious to me. What now ? I just showed you a religious aspect in pokemon. One that isn't evil. Haha! And Super Heroes are heroes as Jesus doesn't do crap for us. Someone has to save the fucking pope from Lex Leuthor. As a matter a fact, I think the Pope has been saved by Superman in a comic once. I'm sure mother Teresa has appeared in a comic book once also. Wow. Just wow. You are a fucking looney. I grew up with comic books and pokemon.

Pokemon teaches you strategy. That’s what it is. No pokemon is stronger then another. All have weaknesses. And Arceus represents god, Plkia represents either Michel or Gabriel, Dialga represents either Michel or Gabriel, and Giratina represents Lucifer. How is that Satan worship? Arceus even banished Giratina into a dark evil world when it caused mischif. Sound pretty religious to me. What now ? I just showed you a religious aspect in pokemon. One that isn’t evil. Haha!

And Super Heroes are heroes as Jesus doesn’t do crap for us. Someone has to save the fucking pope from Lex Leuthor. As a matter a fact, I think the Pope has been saved by Superman in a comic once. I’m sure mother Teresa has appeared in a comic book once also.

]]> By: Brandon http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2006/10/01/pokemon-the-yellow-peril.aspx/comment-page-13#comment-99328026 Brandon Wed, 12 Oct 2011 04:08:31 +0000 http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/2006/09/27/pokemon-the-yellow-peril.aspx#comment-99328026 Troll!!!!!!! Troll!!!!!!!

]]> By: Lord Pendergrast http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2006/10/01/pokemon-the-yellow-peril.aspx/comment-page-13#comment-99328001 Lord Pendergrast Tue, 11 Oct 2011 20:55:47 +0000 http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/2006/09/27/pokemon-the-yellow-peril.aspx#comment-99328001 Hilarious. You, sir, deserve the slowest of claps. Hilarious.
You, sir, deserve the slowest of claps.

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