Pokemon: The Yellow Peril
Friends,
Breaking News: Find out how A christian mom defeated the Pokemon demons in her own home.
Aren’t kids wonderful? My youngest niece is six years old and already a great little reader. She loves to read all kinds of books, but she tells me that her favorite (apart from the Bible) at the moment is Disney’s Winnie-The-Pooh. These charming all-American children’s stories are based on the popular animated series that has entertained generations. Since it’s her birthday next week I decided to go to a big-city comic-book store to get her something special.
Pooh Loves you by Fran Posner, an excellent children’s book (ISBN 0736413057). I can also recommend another great book from the Disney company, the Winnie-the-Pooh Annual 2007 (ISBN 1405226056). Fran is such an imaginative writer, I do hope she writes more of her endearing Winnie the Pooh series.
At first, the store appeared to be just a slightly-squalid book-shop. It reminded me of a library, except that the books were smaller, wrapped in plastic and the walls were decorated with outlandish posters promoting spandex-clad super heroes and villains. As a child I had become familiar with characters like “Super-Man” and “Spider-Man” who used their extraordinary super-human abilities to fight crime.
I remember one day I had brought home a bunch of comic books that a friend had loaned to me. Our pastor saw me reading a copy of “Spiderman”, and that’s when he explained to me that these “super-heroes” are graven images.
“The real super-hero”, he explained “is Jesus Christ. What super-power could be greater than dying on the cross to save us from our sins.”. My pastor was right, these “super-heroes” were nothing more than perverts:
Just one of the worthless god-hating comic-books that I incinerated. The REAL “Fantastic Four” are Matthew, Mark, Luke and John!
Compared to the miracles of the Resurection or the Pentecost, “Spidey’s” web-slinging act is tawdry stuff. That night Pastor and I fed those idolatrous comic-books into a blazing furnace, and later I repaid my friend with a selection of Jack Chick tracts. My friend was quite angry and refused to talk to me. I’m sure one day he will know that eternal salvation is worth far more than a bunch of old comic-books.
A comic-book store. Why must shops that specialize in kids books be so dark and satanic? I fear that like most media, comic-books have fallen prey to liberal perversions.
So it was with growing suspicion that I set foot in that store, looking for some harmless entertainment for my beloved niece. I asked the young shop-assistant if he had the latest Winnie-the-Pooh Annual, and he claimed that he did not stock it. Instead he offered me a collection of “Pokemon” books, which I bought because it’s principal character (A yellow bear-like creature) was somewhat similar to the Disney’s Pooh.
It was only when I had got home that I found that I had been deceived. The Pokemon series are anything but innocent – they are a foreign made manual of perversion and junk-science, designed to lure kids away from God. The more I researched this “Pokemon”, the more disturbed and offended I became:
Pokemon is one of the most popular Japanise animations or “Hentai”. It concerns a group of teenage human “Pokemon-Hunters” or “Pokemaniacs” and their adventures in Pokemon-land populated by fictional creatures called Pokemen (pronounced Pokey-Men) .
These kids are on a mission to collect and “evolve” every single type of Pokemon in order to become the most feared Pokeomon-Hunter in the land. That’s right: Evolve!
An image of Picachu “Evolving”, from the Pokemon TV Hentai series. Whe this show was first broadcast in Japan, many kids had violent convulsions. The Pokemon-people said it was just “epilepsy”, but knowing what I know now about this show I suspect that it was demonic posession.
You know, I almost missed it, but the more I read the more I saw it… The Pokemon books, movies and games are a way of teaching kids to accept Darwin’s widely-debunked theory of Evolution.
If a child can be taught that “Caterpie” can evolve into a “Metapod”, then she might also be tempted to believe that Ape-like beings can evolve into Homo sapiens. This is a dangerous and absurd idea, which alone would make the Pokemon products unsuitable for my niece, but was that the extent of the problem? Unfortunately, I had only begun to discover the evil of the Pokemons.
It seems that many of the Pokemon characters that the kids collect are themselves inspired by liberal “alternative-lifestyles” and devil-worship:
Picacu: pictured above is one of the most popular Poke-men in the series. Most characters have humorous names. This character’s name comes from Piko (meaning small) and “Choo”, the sound one makes when sneezing. Pikachu’s is uncannily similar to Disney’s more wholesome “Winnie the Pooh”. I wonder if Fran Posner is aware that a Japanise company is attempting to pirate her original characters?
Metapod: is one of the rarest and most powerful Pokemons. It is surely no coincidence that it is crescent shaped, like the crescent-moon the Muslims worship. This is burka-clad pokeman is an advert for children to turn away from Jesus Christ, as the player who can evolve the most Pokemons into Islamofascist Metapods is at an advantage.
Alakazam: Spoon-bending occultist Uri Geller allegedly paid millions of dollars to have the Pokemon company include his likeness in their products. I’m sure I need not remind you of the danger of the occult – it’s the fastest route to hell. Children are encouraged to study occult techniques in order to win the most game-points.
Jigglypuff: The only pokeman to be “gay” and “out” – Jigglypuff’s trademark move is to sing songs which entice characters into a drug-like trance of sexual debauchery. This ultra-liberal pokeman says “It’s Okay to be Gay”.
These are only a tiny subset of the evil characters that are clearly intended to corrupt children. Recently I discovered that many of these monsters had been included in a game, marketed by a Nintendo subsidiary called “Game Freak”.
Craig Harris, the editor of IGN, a games review site described the Pokemon games as “More addictive than crack”. Crack-cocaine is illegal in every country (except Iran), and we wouldn’t give it to our kids, so why should we give them Pokemon games?
That night I set fire to all those Pokemon products. I wouldd sooner cut my own eye out than offer my dear sweet niece such satanic trash. I think this year I shall give her a collection of Jack Chick tracts instead. I just know she will thank me.
Yours in Christ,
Tristan J. Shuddery
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Tristan, once again you have saved thousands of souls from an eternity of sitting in a vat of their own boiling vomit in Hell.
Y’all are just gonna have to forgive me when I say that I stand in awe of you! Jesus truly walks beside you to lead you through the valley of the shadow, son. I’m gonna start calling you Paul Harvey because you do anything that you need to to find out the rest of the story!
God Bless You, Tristan!
I don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t know so much about Pokemon, but I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m sure my guestfamilies sons can help me with that, I will wait with debunking this stuff, when they are home. But I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m pretty sure that Japanese people do not want to give more power to the Islam. Uri Geller paid millions of Dollars to be in the game? Please show me the article, webpage etc. were you have this from!
But first of all here is a fact: Winnie Pooh was invented by A. A. Milne an English author. After his death his wife sold the rights of the characters to the Disney Company.
Second: What is “Crack-cocaine”?
Third: “Crack-cocaine” (I think you mean crack) is not legal in Iran, same thing for cocaine.
Apart from a bunch of ill-educated religious fundamentalists, mainly in the US mid-West, widely-debunked by whom?
Winnie the Pooh is the creation of British author A.A. Milne, not Disney, although they own the copyright for the somewhat lacklustre cartoon version.
You might be surprised that I agree with you about Pokemon, but because it is mindless crap intended to extract money from children not because of any religious significance.
1. Winnieh Pooh was invented by a Brit. His wife sold the rights to Disney after his death.
2. Well, except in the Middle West of the USA, which is mostly populated by moronic, lunatic, religious wackos, Darwin?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s theory isn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t “widely debunked”. Actually most good educated people think that evolution exists. And you?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•re the living proof for that it can go wrong!
3. I won?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t comment on Pockemon, just because I can?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t stand this stuff. Except one: Comparing that Pickachu and Winnie Pooh will reveal a lot of differences, so no pirating, mmmkay?
The German Guy
Could someone give Bush a blowjob so that we can impeach him?
I agree on the following things: Pokemon is stupid. It includes a lot of light effects that may be dangerous for people who suffer from epilepsy (don’t know if I spelled that right).
BUT I disagree on the following:
1. Pokemon is not Hentai! It’s a so-called Anime (Animation). Hentai is just another category of Anime and means “Adults only” (including sex, bad language and blood) and Pokemon is definitely NOT Hentai.
2. Metapod isn’t powerful. It can’t do anything but wait until a fight is over for more than three levels of development. The Pokemon evolving from it is strong, though.
3. Jigglypuff does not “sing songs which entice characters into a drug-like trance of sexual debauchery” – its songs only makes the characters sleep like babies.
4. In difference to crack and cocaine, you can’t die of watching/reading/playing Pokemon. But it may very well make a child want to play more of it.
5. You had take a picture of the darkest book store you could find, didn’t you? Well, I can’t speak for America, but here in Germany, the majority of book stores is much brighter.
God bless all those equipped with brains!
IMPEACH BUSH!
You’re stil crazy! Crack isn’t legal in Iran. It’s legal where YOU live though I bet.
Pokeman has nothing to do with evolution.
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Winnie the Pooh is by Disney. They supported the nazis!
@sen
If you photograph a bookstore against the light and don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t use a flash, it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s allways dark.
Sen said some stuff about Pok??Ǭ©mon, but as i?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•ve been told, there is another mistake: On the picture were you say:
“An image of Picachu ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Evolving?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?, from the Pokemon TV Hentai series. Whe this show was first broadcast in Japan, many kids had violent convulsions. The Pokemon-people said it was just ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?epilepsy?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?, but knowing what I know now about this show I suspect that it was demonic posession.”
This Pikachu is not evolving it is using its flashattack and like the 8 year old son of my guestfamily said Pikachu never evolves, because it is one of the maincharacters in the series.
Oh, why do you have “to study occult techniques in order to win the most game-points” if there is no thing like “game-points” in the game and like the 8 year old boy showed me you just have to battle other Pok??Ǭ©mon with it? Is it not a little bit embaracing to get debunked by a 8 year old boy?
Pokemon, the animated version, is not anime, it is made by 4Kids enternaiment an American company …
@th3th3: YOu are right. Pikachu never evolves in the series, though it COULD. And you are also right about the game points. There simply are no game points. The goal is to get your Pokemon strong enough to win the battles against the world champions and to catch all Pokemon there are.
God bless all those equipped with brains!
IMPEACH BUSH!
P.S.: In case anyone wonders why I know all that stuff though I don’t like: I’ve been playing it years ago, as did my brother. By now, I consider it a little bit too stupid.
Most of what you wrote about the Pokemon series/games is wrong! I hope nobody believes the shit you are producing here. Your “facts” about Winnie Pooh are mostly wrong as well…
Both were part of my childhood and there is not anything bad about them.
Are there really people this incredibly stupid in the world?
@DCpunk…sadly, yes. One of them runs the US.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InEL3Ohs0oc
Even this stupid tit sees it, why can’t you?
Your all American Winnie was actuually a Canadian born bear that was made popular durring WWII when it was left in a London Zoo after the Canadian solder that brought it to the UK was ordered to the battle fields.
Well, once again the liberals don’t wanna bother to check the fact with the people that know what’s what. I just checked with a Negro that I came to my Promise Keepers group once and he told me that “crack cocaine” is just fine.
Pokemon isn’t as addicting as crack, as soon as I played through a couple Pokemon games I lost interest. Without external influence a crack addict stays on the powder for years and years and never looses interest.
Computers, however, have a power over me that no drug could ever have.
And my two bit of japanese knowledge for you:
“pika” means sparkling
“chu” is the sound made by mice (I know, Japan as the weirdest sound effect ever)
so pikachu is nothing but a sparkling mouse. Not a stupid yellow bear.
While I’m at it, “evolving” in pokemon is different from what you believe, it’s not based on Darwinian idea, it’s more like growing: for exemple, the caterpillar pokemon (caterpie) evolves into a cocoon (the useless metapod) then into a butterfly (butterfree).
And “hentai” means “very strange”, strange enough not to be shown to kids, so it includes sex, drugs and stuff. Pokemon is not hentai.
Oh and Tristan, would you lend me your Bible? you probably won’t take offense if I end up burning it, right?
This article is dreadful.
This site show how the average american is so stupid (not all are) but people how host this site are.
America learns geography thanks to the wars.
I can’t believe how badly you embarrass yourself by posting this crap.
At least do REAL research before posting garbage, nothing you’ve said is remotely true.
The best one is Billy Bob Neck. Are you really sure it was a negro and not your daughter or your meta addicted sister? ;)
Trying to show us that we are stupid by showing us the only fact that is right in this whole article.
YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID! HOW DO YOU SAY THAT EVERY LITTLE POKEMANS IS SATANIC! GODDAMIT MADASDASHJASJKXCBZCBKAEHQWLYEQWLADJXHAKHJAKHJKDHASD KJAS ALSO NIGGER COCKS…. NIGGER FUCKING COCKS
Once again Shelley our dear Resident Republican sheds light once again on this sinful and sinister “cartoons” that teach kids to worship the devil and pretend everything is okay! Well it’s not! Shelley may the good lord bless you and everyone else (Except for those filty Europeans)!
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I can?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t believe how badly you embarrass yourself by posting this crap.
At least do REAL research before posting garbage, nothing you?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ve said is remotely true.
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Ermm..when was the last article posted on this site EVER researched??? Ignorance truly IS bliss for some people.
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are there really people this incredibly stupid in the world?
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the one’s that run this site
Sounds like someone’s a little jealous of her niece’s love. Get a dictionary and a life while you’re at it. You’re a few years late to the Pokemon bashing fest as well, genius.
God would comdemn you to an eternity in hell with that kind of attitude.
You’re joking, right Shelley?
You are. You must be. I refuse to believe that you are actually this stupid. It is technically impossible for a member of the human race to achieve this degree of stupidity.
Waaaaa…. me not hentai. :( :( :(
@ Proud to be a Non US Citizen:
Shelley is just shining the light Jesus would want her to, since Jesus has yet to come back yet, She is doing the right thing by telling us all of the Sinful and horrible things.
Shelley must be a Prophet of god herself! I know for a fact she’s gettin’ into the Great Heaven!
I LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUV MAH POKEMANS
I USE DEM TO WORSHIP DEH DEVIL
… wtf research did you do??? ladies and gentlemen, this is what you get for being incestuous bastards. Although i bet you won’t even understand what i’m saying, howbout u try having sex with someone not in ur family? U RETARD BASTARD
*RETARDED
lmao.
By the way, did you know that Pok??Ǭ©mon is a video game and that the series was created after it?
THAT IS GRADE-A BULLCRAP! If those pokemon folks were subliminally warping the minds of little children it would be much more obvious! How could children just think like “JigglyPuff is pink. I wanna be gay!” And it IS okay to be gay! What is wrong with you people? And that is more addictive than crack is a figure of speach!
That is the silliest thing I have ever read, you are jumping to some pretty massive conclusions with no solid evidence to back you up.
I am 20 and have been a fan of pokemon ever since it began here in Australia.
The TV series, comics, games etc do not promote any of the horrible things that you have suggested in your ramble.
They teach friendship, teamwork, self-improvement and many more positive things.
I think if you look hard enough you can find ‘evil’ in almost anything, even your beloved Winnie the pooh.
Having been a fan for many years I can assure you that most of what you have said is incorrect, even your pronunciation of the word pokemon is wrong.
A perfect example is one the pokemon you have featured, metapod is not only not very popular it is one of the weakest pokemon, and it is not sought after at all, its next evolution is a butterfly, which is more popular. If you do a search for it on the Internet you will see that this is true.
Watching, reading and playing pokemon never did me any harm, in fact it brought my sisters and I together and I made many friends though playing the games. If you do some research you will find this is also the case for thousands of other children.
I am not saying you are not entitled to your own opinion, if you don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t like pokemon fair enough, but making rash and untrue claims such as these is unfair.
I for one found this very offensive and I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m sure there are many others who would feel the same way, I suggest that you make sure you know what you are talking about before you go making outrageous claims such as these.
I challenge anyone to do some research on pokemon and find out for yourselves.
If anyone agrees / disagrees or wants to ask me questions feel free!
I know a lot about pokemon and I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥d be happy to show you the truth.
Also, Pikachu is very popular; in fact he is my favourite pokemon, however he is an original creature, he looks nothing like Winnie the pooh, one of the only things they have in common is the fact that they are the same colour, and they aren?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t even the same shade of yellow!
another aussie yay.
This article is so clever it must be written to make democ-rats look bad.
You really don’t know your facts and use far-fetched and unbased arguments. Get a life.
Uri Gellar actually isn’t an occultist. He just uses slight of hand.
does anybody know where to find mew in the game? god damnit! ive been playing this game for over 7 years now and i still cant catch them all! where the hell is mew. this game is addictive or something, like some sort of drug.
Before I start talking about the anime you have presented above, I would like to point out your rude gestures towards artists all over your website. For every piece of art you have show, you haven’t mentioned the artists name or the work’s name, and you’ve covered up convantional areas with your little jesus heads, when expressive artwork is perfectly legal for public viewing, even to small children. This is extremely rude to the artists out there.
Second of all, your facts on Pokemon are complete nonsense. It was aired in JAPAN as a violent show, we don’t care what they air over there, because when it aired here in america, the violence was taken out where there was death. Other things you should know are one, Pikachu never evolves, two, Metapod is the weakest of Pokemon, he cannot anything, it sits in a shell and waits to grow into a butterfry, third, Alakasam doesn’t force kids to learn psychic powers, it’s a video game where the pokemon level up on their own, and fourth, Jigglypuff sings people to sleep, it’s no trance, and there’s no drugs involved.
All of your data has nothing to back it up for, where are your sources?
Oh, and finaly, in the bible, read Matthew 23:25, where it says, “Shut the fuck up!”
Thanks much,
Ryan
shelly i really feel sorry for ur poor niece. growin up in the type of world u hav depicted. u ar in serious need of help!!!!every subject on this site has presented us with more fairy tales than disney movies combined.
Shelleys starting to sound more like the anti-christ lmao.
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Brendon October 1st, 2006 11:41 pm
Shelley must be a Prophet of god herself! I know for a fact she?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s gettin?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ into the Great Heaven!
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Brendon October 1st, 2006 11:03 pm
@ Proud to be a Non US Citizen:
Shelley is just shining the light Jesus would want her to, since Jesus has yet to come back yet, She is doing the right thing by telling us all of the Sinful and horrible things.
Im sorry but..i think this is oddly similar to the Anti-Christ. Seems like youl worship shelley.
Where do you get off feeding false information to the masses? first of all, pikachu doesn’t evolve in the series. second, that’s a pic of pikachu performing a thunderbolt attack.
And “Demonic possession” instead of convulsions? no such things. The day demonic possessions happen is the day hell freezes over. Also, it wasn’t the first episode. it was the episode where ash and pikachu entered a virtual reality, and the flashing of red and blue and white happened so fast that those who suffer from epilepsy suffered an attack.
Hentai? no. Hentai refers to animated porn, not animation. if it was hentai, then guess what christian cartoons would be? need I say it? so I blew that theory out of the water.
I don’t even want to waste my time correcting your mistakes. I am a Christian. I am a Pokemon fan. I would rather you get both facts straight. but I figured I’d just work on the ones that I can work on ethically. I’ll leave faith to you. after all, it is just an opinion based on faith. but let’s please not get simple family oriented fun with senseless speculation. (believe it or not, entire families do play the game. a family that plays together, stays together, right?)
Wow–When I was first reading this, I honestly thought it was a joke. My bad–everyone has their own set of beliefs, and just because I’m a christian-flavoured athiast doesn’t mean I have the right to critique the hardcore believers…But…honestly…What are you thinking?
Pokemon might not always have the best values and may not be the most creative thing ever invented, but it does have values (such as respecting friendship, having ambition and setting goals and helping those in need).
Also, get your facts straight: PIKACHU’s name comes from pika, a mouse-like rodent and “chu”–the Japanese sound for electriccal sparks, I believe. Metapod is NOT a rare pokemon, Jigglypuff simply puts pokemon and people to sleep with its song, and Pokemon is NOT a hentai anime. HENTAI refers to pornographic anime, which Pokemon most definitely is not.
I believe that Disney lives too much of a lie–it promotes an incredibly squeaky clean image that will only create a traumatic reaction in the child when they finally are exposed to the REAL world. Therefore, your child should not be force-fed Disney, either. In fact, in Japan, Pokemon is something like the equivalent of Disney. Different cultures have different values, and so it is unfair to pin this as “the work of Satan”. Does that mean that the Japanese are demons for their values?
I think that this criticism of Pokemon is inaccurate and overrated. You have taken every little mishap to the implausible extreme. I’m sure that if one were to analyze Disney in the same way, we could find just as many sacriligious faults. I mean, in many movies, they’re starting to say, “Oh my God”. Now correct me if I’m wrong, but my grandmother told me to never take the Lord’s name in vain.
And, if Christians are supposed to be accepting and tolerant of others, than what is wrong with supporting those of other religions? If evolution does not exsist, then tell me how animals survive in changing environments? For your intense belifes, I’m surprised that you’re using the internet to express these ideas. Shouldn’t it be considered “satanic” in some way or another? I mean, there is access to so many unholy things here.
My rant’s done. Doing spellcheck would have been nice, too.
The fact that you exist and made such garbage is making me doubt whether there is a God.
First of all, God bless you, Shelley, and God bless America. The heathen Chinese have been trying to corrupt the minds of our innocent children for centuries. Upon his death-bed, the pagan lord and conquerer Ghengis Khan swore an oath to the horned daemon Abazagorath that all American children would be swayed into worshipping Satan, otherwise known as the devil.
It is a little-known fact that Tokyo, the capitol of China, is the epi-centre for all past and future “hell-quakes.” These tremors in the earth-crust cause the so-called “epileptic” sezures in our children–and some adults! These are not epileptic fits at all, but daemonic possessions. The hell-quakes cause the skull and head-bones of humans–children in particular–to resonate at the desired frequency that allows daemonic entities to take hold of their human host bodies. Interestingly enough, that resonating sound is F-sharp, the same note that the Pokeyman songs are recorded an sang in!
The Pokeyman cardgame was invented by such a possessed individual, Ghengis Khan Junior. He formed these “magical” cards during history’s most darkest of rituals when America and England, in an attempt to save all of Asia, were dropping nuclear bombs on Peking and Toronto. In nearby Bankhok, Japan’s capitol city, several hundred children (666 to be precise) were gathered together and used as etheral sustenance for the dark lord of Asia–Abazagorath, who eternally thirsts for the blood of unbaptized children. Their life-force was drained and was used to create the 666 Pokeyman cards … coincidence?! When your child is possessed, there is a chance that their soul could be replaced by one of these forlorn and abandoned children’s souls. It’s sad, really.
Because our children are baptized and pure, the wickedness from the far East longs to lure them away from us by using the seductive and evil Pokeyman cards. Then, they are taken in and their baptism is reversed in a sick ritual that is officialy endorsed by Satan himself. Lawyers who represent China have so far denied these facts, but the truth will set them free, hallelujah!
If you spell ‘Pokeyman’ backwards you get ‘namyekop.’ It is not yet fully understood the significance of this daemon Namyekop, but he is the lord of the colours pink and yellow–Pokeyman colours! Hardly a fluke of coincidence. Our Christian experts have banned all yellow and pink things since this discovery in 1947. Look around your homes and workplaces, friends, and see for yourself just how far this evil has infiltrated your home and daily lives. Namyekop is everywhere!
Thank you, Shelly the republican for fighting the good fight. We must be strong in these dark days of pink and yellow gay evil.
God bless!
Hi
Im 13 and have watching pokemon since it came out in Aus.
I understand your religous belifes, and think it cruel what people have said about you and to you.
But, on the other hand, you have gotten pokemon completly wrong.
There are no drugs, sex, and all violence was edited out, not that there was much in there to begin with. Jigglypuff is not gay, and there are no gay themes.
You said many children had demonic possesions from the time started airing, this is not true. One episode caused epilepsy attacks, because there were many bright lights. This episode was not shown anywhere else in the world because of the epilepsy attacks.
Pokemon evolve, yes. But it is more like growing. They become stronger and smarter and the change their looks, much like we do from baby, to teen, to adult, to old person/grandpa-ma.
Metapod was designed like a cocoon, a coincidence for a crecent moon. Though it might not be a coincidence, the designer could have been muslim, yet there are no religous themes in pokemon.
Pokemon deals with friendship, over coming difficult times together, caring, ect. many people have made friends by playing the card games and trading pokemon. It is a fave pastime for many peeps.
David Joshua wrote: “If you spell ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Pokeyman?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ backwards you get ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?namyekop.?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥” Thats not how pokemons spelt. P O K E’ M O N. no y, no a. no reference to a demon.
there was only the one server outburst of epilepsy. these are ot caused by the tremors. I advise you not to listen to david Joshua, he cant get Japan and China right, so hes bound to get other things wrong, which is true.
Pokemon card games were a follow up from the video games and tv show. [[Hentai, btw, is japanese animated porn and extremly violent and has strong references [from what ive heard]. Pokemon is none of these things.]] There are MORE the 666 cards, no reference to satan. the were created in 1992-4 i believe, and are still being made now.
David Joshua has got all his ‘facts’ wrong. So have you.
I understand your belifes and your point of thinking, but i think you should do more research into pokemon before giving false arguements and saying its from the devil or whatever.
Give pokemon a chance. Its been a thing of many peoples childhood for years, and it wont stop. And it shouldnt because its stands for many good things.
I agree with you on one or two points though- pokemon look extremely silly and have stupid names. but that just adds to there ‘charm’.
Thanks, N
o_q I am not gay. I believe the gay Pokemon was Chikorita. And then again we have the homophobic Pokemon… Scizor. Now I was next to a Scizor in our Pokeballs… and he kicked some Chikorita ass.
Pwn and exit.
Pokemon is evil, yes I agree, but there are other evil ‘hentai’ shows out there. Shows like Inukami! (menaing Dog-God), where the main character likes to wander naked in the streets and engages in homosexual acts with a cross-dresser in women’s underwear and a man who peeks on young girls in the bath. Shows like Inuyasha and Naruto which contain demons and gods as beings of good instead of evil. I urge you to take caution if you attempt to understand the perversion that is Bleach, where attempts are made to deny the existence of God and Heaven.
you are a whack bitch you know nothing the english version has jack shit in common with the japanese version because of 4kids
get a brain you bible bashing freak!!
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you are a retard there is no corolation between pokemon english and pokemon japanese thanks to 4kids I would under stand if you where calling battle royal evil but ya not
you are a bible bashing retard
HAIL SATAN
Thanks. I needed a good laugh.
Personally, I believe if Jesus was here right now, he’d say:
You Are One Crazy Ass Bitch
You Are One Crazy Ass Bitch
Uh…what? Hentai = animated Japanese porn. Pokemon is a childrens show and is NOT porn. I know. I’ve watched it since I was 8. If what you found IS in fact how you described, then what you have is Doujinshi = fan comics. Drawn by fans and not related to the series.
Really the show is just innocent fun. :)
Wow… thats … scarry.
great example of debunked darwinism in there too. cattapillers totaly dont become caccons in real life. nope not at all. the caccons are their own seperate organisims that have absolutely no reason to exist, other than to be a house for the ocasion al butterfly right?
man i hope your like me, and hate them hospitals. thats the worlds worst god hating facility. all those people in there are taking gods actions and trying to undo them. mabey god wants you to die in this car accident and wants you to have a slow misserable life.
and thos police, stoping that guy from mugging you. god didnt want you to have thet purse.
theres plenty of things to blame on not liking god, so why do you have to bring a false world into the against god idea? its just imsanity there.
Oh yes, and next time you may want to do a LITTLE bit more reaserch before posting something like this, which is obviously NOT in your area of knowledge. Your translation of Pikachu’s name and the pronunciation of the title are both incorrect. Jigglypuff is not gay, nor does SHE sing about homosexuality. Her song only makes characters fall asleep.
Pooh = bear
Pikachu = mouse
The connection? There is none.
And I’m sorry to hear that you set fire to your pokemon products. What a tragic loss of entertainment….
My advice to anyone that has read this: This woman is tragically misinformed and her article should be disregarded.
Stupid american. Spider-Man is a better role model than George W. Bush or Dick Cheney, or any of the shit you’re talking here. He’s a hero, you fuckface…even if he’s not real, he saves more lifes than your stupid monkey president has saved in Irak.
I respect the fact that Jesus is our savior, but, i mean…really, you should have to take a trip to Japan or Europe and see how they like you fucking republican gringo.
Metapod isn’t one of the most powerful pok??Ǭ©mon, you piece of ignorant shit; Jigglypuff isn’t gay and is written ‘Pokemon’, no pokey-men, asshole.
And the worst thing that happened to the world since mickey mouse was created, is Winnie the Pooh; it completely disturbs the creation of A.A. Milne.
Republicans Sucks!
Cthulhu Mess America! (only USA, not all the continent, we in the south are far better than the reps)
it’s “poke’mon”
Like all of the above posters (except maybe that Joshua guy… I’m not sure if he was kidding or not), you are wrong. I wanna refrain from calling you a ‘retard’ or ‘crazy-ass bitch’ like, as I’m pretty sure you already know you are. This artical was mis-informed, and I was angered/humored by it.
And, for the record, POKEMON is a kick-ass game, and though I hate the anime with a passion, I will defend it from fundamentalist Christians like your self with tooth and claw.
And FWI, I’m an Athiest. (0h no3z!!1 j3suz z gun4 kl m3!!1)
Pfft… Pokemon being evil is about as crazy as worshipping a mentally deranged son of a carpenter who belives he’s the son of God… *Chuckles to self*
And, even though age isn’t important, I’m 13.
Lastly,
1. Metapod sucks. As does its whole line. It is NOT one of the most populer pokemon. And its based on a coccoon, not an Islamic moon :|
2. I’m surprised you didn’t unleash an attack on Houndoom or Murkrow. Its a hell-hound and a crow with a witches hat, oh no3z!!1
3. Hentai =/= Anime. Get your facts right. Anime are just normal cartoons in a different style and are actually good.
4. The ‘As addictive as crack’ thing is just an expression. I’m not sure if you were just desperate to say something bad about it, or were you just being petty?
5. Use Wikipedia next time. Maybe THEN you can make an article that people might listen too (though I doubt anyone will…)
And finally, 6. As far as I know, Uri Gellar tried to SUE Nintendo for using a pokemon that was so much in his like him.
ok dude im a christian and a pokemon fan and btw jigglypuff is not a homo in fact in the game more of them are female and so0 is the one in the show and also calling some1 a negro is just wrong and inhuman and racist so if you do that then you are not a true christian and also only satanists belive there are demons as they look to the devil btw pikachu wont evolve otherwise it just wouldnt be as cute and younger fans dont like raichu so na na na na na
Wow u are one crazy ass son of a bitch!!
heintie is fucking anime porn u dumbfuck i watch it all the time !! u fucking retard
You Are One Crazy Ass Bitch You Are One Crazy Ass Bitch You Are One Crazy Ass Bitch You Are One Crazy Ass Bitch
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im sorry but not only have you seriously mixed up you’re facts but you’ve also tried to insult a game/manga/anime that has made the lives of children around the globe happier…also its nothing to do with you’re pokey-man, it means pocket monsters. hentai has been made of pokemon but it is nothing to do with the existing series of games and movies, about the only correct thing in that article was the epilesy thing, BUT IT WASN’T POSSESSION pokemon is a delightful kids game that my children have even swayed me into, it teaches care, commitment and teamwork, and also fosters freindship between players so sorry but your theory makes as much sense as a chocolate fireguard
I won’t sit here and correct your numerous errors but
1. hentai is japanese for pervert. It became Americanized to mean animated porn
2. pok??Ǭ©mon trainers [not hunters] don’t aim to be feared but great and respected
3. if superheroes are perverts then winnie the pooh must be extremely perverse. he promotes gluttony and [if i stretch things like you do] homosexuality since he is always laying so close to other guys.
I’m all for free speech but if you’re going to be against something, please get your facts straight.
Now that i’ve wasted 10 minutes, i’m going to play a game on my wii with the controller based on a magic wand as you put it.
P.S. I wrote this on aforementioned wii.
im sorry but just to clear some thing up, if comics are ‘Evil’ then why are you buying one for someone? and if pokemon are ‘Evil’ then why is winnie the pooh ok? god would hate him too, with him being a Perversion of nature, he is a talking bear. Plus please read between the lines of winnie the pooh, he is gay, a full on homosexual, especially with ‘Christ’opher Robin, reading between them lines i see christ our saviour as a full on dirt merchant, turd bugler as well as many other offensive terms for gay that you will more than likely love you sick ass, American, English defiling scum bag.
1. When you burn somehting that does not belong to you you are breaking the law
2. you miss understand pokemon all to there they are not tyring to collect them thye are tyring to befreind them somehting i htink the lord wants people to do be freinds
3. poekom is not a drug it is a game for people to have fun with
4. your pastor broke the law and you helped him i say that is going agist god not these video games
5. it is pokemon not pokeyman
6. any one that belives you shown shut up with you I love the lord and i play pokemon games
7. you have no true facts so let me help you out ok
pokemon True Facts not the lies you are telling
[Ed Note - It was determined by our IT guru, Tristan Shuddery, that the deleted portion of this post contained coded Satanic messages capable of causing the reader to slip into a zombie-like state and commit act against America. Nice try, "Jason". Now get thee back to Hell, Satan!]
I have officially lost faith in humanity.
I love you.
Holy crap. It’s people like you that make me sometimes regret being a republican. First of all Disney owns Whinnie the Pooh, and Walt Disney supported the nazis. Second, If you’re going to call games like pokemon satanic at least know what the fuck you are talking about first. Metapod is the crappiest pokemon there is. The picture of pikachu “evolving” was pikachu using his thundershock attack. Pikachu does evolve, but not in the TV series because he is a main character. And the seisures were caused by porygon in that one episode, not pikachu. Also spell shit right, it’s pokemon, not pokeman pokemons pokemans or pokemen. And who the hell are you to talk about evolution being “debunked”? Basically most of the world has accepted it. Oh and I guess we should get rid of lucky charms and the moon because they are shaped like crecents. And how the fuck can you thing pokemon is porn? Have you been into that cocaine again?
I feel really sorry for your niece. her favourite book is the bible? I blame brainwashing.
Maybe I should start my own badly researched campaign against something.
I know! how about a campaign to make religion “adult material”. It would be banned from being taught as fact to anyone under the age of 18. No-one under the age of 18 should be allowed to go to church (or chapel/mosque/temple), and if they do want to their parents should be looked up with the charge of brainwashing their kids (which they have clearly done if they want to go to church) and the kids should be taken into care for de-programming.
You have to admit that this proposed campaign is about as sensible as this “Freedom blog”, which incidentally, has very little to do with freedom, sure you are free to follow God or be destroyed (metaphorically, for now at least), but it isn’t exactly the sort freedom America supposedly stands for.
Wow this guy really does suck bush every night.
Wow he sucks bush evrey ninght.
Dumass
Oh man, I love this website. It’s hilarious how you guys get educated here.
Also to the dude that said YOU ARE ONE CRAZY ASS BITCH, well that is a fucking understatement.
I’m getting really, really scared. Is this just a really well done satirical anti-anti-video games/religion blog, or is this 100% serious?
I’m sorry, I’m just not sure Y___Y.
You need some serious help. I’ve been playing Pokemon games since they first came out and you have no clue what your talking about.
You’re really retarded. It’s a fricken game.
Hold up one minute, according to my pokedex, Metapods are hardly rare, and even at high levels, the Metapod has no strong offences. It may have a hard shell that provides a strong defense, it’s no match for a Geodude.
Another thing, male Jigglypuffs are very rare. So if you think about it, the majority of Jigglypuffs act, in just a little bit of a exaggeration, like a human girl. The few male jigglypuffs express the nature of being a tough guy, as they are more likely to evolve into a Wigglytuff. So really, there is very little indication that Jigglypuff expresses a gay attitude.
To the general idea of evolution, it’s in no way in support of the actually idea of evolution. A synonym of evolution in pokemon terms is metamorphous, like what bugs in your world undergo. In reality, it in no way relates to the realist view of evolution, as that Pokemon evolve in an instant. Scientist in your world say that evolution induces within a very long period of time.
There’s a lot more you and I need to learn about Pokemon before we can understand them. I would suggest looking more into it before making negative comments on them on a public blog.
Im hoping 100% of this time this shit is fake, and just made to piss people off. Gte your facts straight, Jesus humper. Please, stop acting like a fucktard. “I was lookin g for some harmless entertainment for my beloved neice”. Please, go away.
And where the HELL did you read that Pok??É‚Ä??Ǭ¨?Ǭ©mon was hentai? Do you know what hentai meant? Did you SEE any sexual content in the book you purchased?
And hey, “POKEMON” (Pok-eh-mon). Not pokeymen. >_>
Im starting to wonder if anyone REALLY agrees on this bullSHIT you blog about.
Anyways, onto the shit you wrote..
Well, the first image of Pikachu (hey, not not Picacu) is not evolving, but he is sending out an electric shock, just a defensive attack. And, listen up:
“The name Pikachu is a portmanteau of the Japanese words pika, an onomatopoeia for electric sparkling, and ch??É‚Äì?Ǭ¨?Ǭ¥, which is the Japanese onomatopoeia for a mouse’s squeak.” This sounds pretty damn logical once you hear that Pikachu is a Mouse-Type pokemon. No, its not directly BASED upon it, just its name is aimed partially toward it.
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Metapod. One of the LEAST harmful and rare pokemon of the series. For one thing, it cant even attack, only harden itself for defensive matters so nothing can harm it. That obviously turns people away from that pokemon itself, because it can do nothing.
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Im not sure if I understood one word you blabbered about Alakazam.
But Jigglypuff.. please do more research on a normal site, not maybe on a site someone like YOU took notes on. Jigglypuff only Sings people gently to sleep, only wanting them to listen to it’s song, but the people find it hard to stay awake from it’s lulling song. Therefor, it can make the jigglypuff angry, and using the marker it holds, it will draw silly scribbles on people’s faces that have fallen asleep, as seen on the TV series.
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The IGN editor only said its addictive as crack because he was describing how addicting it is, as of thinking a crack-addict would act to cocaine.
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Im sure everyone that HATES your shit as much as I do will agree with me. And please, continue to cut your eyes out. It will keep you from harming anyone else by reading your blogs.
~Lnki.
Seriously…
Okay, lets just start off as this. I don’t think that this Pokeman crap is good, but I honestly do not think that it is trying to steer children away from God. Not in one single thing that has to do with Pokeman does it mention Christ. I believe that children would not even understand half the crap you are talking about. I am a devout 15 year old Christian, but don’t think I’m sucked into this. I think you are over reacting, like a Cult Christian. Get a life, they’re are more problems in the world than cartoons and your crackpot theories of them.
lemmee just say this: you know very little about pokemon. now, let me start.
first, it’s po-ke-mon (or po-ka-mon… never got the sounding right) not poke-men.
second, metapod is, well, close to worthless. people rarely see him in the game, and when they do, it’s not for very long…
third, pikachu looks like winnie the poo… similarities, their both yellow. differences, everything else.
fourth, hentai is japanese porn. pokemone is not hentai, it is anime, japanese animation.
finally, i just want to say this-this had better be fake. if it is not, then, well, i feel sorry for you.
let me just say this, if jesus and god are truly who they are (i’m christian, so i know about them) i don’t think they’d be angry at us for playing a fictional game. besides, you can confess sins, and all that stuff, so…
anyway, that would be all.
oh yeah, forgot something.
people have different beliefs… you believe what you want, they believe what they want. it doesn’t really matter, cause in the end, it’s all the same.
as for the comics, well, don’t forget that they are fictional (not real).
Dear Tristan,
Just for the record, my good and well intentioned man, Winnie-the-Pooh is NOT an ALL-AMERICAN character, he hails from England, along with his boy to whom he belongs, Christopher Robin, and his cute-as-a-bug sidekick, Piglet, too!
SMOKEY-the-Bear, along with Bugs Bunny, Popeye, Felix the Cat, among a bizillion others, are indeed ALL-AMERICAN~
Did you know.. THE BIBLE WAS NOT CREATED IN AMERICA!!?!!
Peace~:)
A…A
This is the saddest thing I have ever seen. To think that Pok??É‚Ä??Ǭ¨?Ǭ©mon (Yeah, I typed it with the correct ??É‚Ä??Ǭ¨?Ǭ©) should be seen as an item of evil.
Pok??É‚Ä??Ǭ¨?Ǭ©mon is a fictional story that has set itself aside from several that have been made in the past, and it is doing nothing but entertaining us for the past ten years in the form of video games and television shows. It’s nothing more. You seem to think waaaaaay too much into some of the details that are plain crazy. I am a Christian and even I should have to say so. Nobody is going to be so stupid as to believe that they should learn anything from it.
P.S. The Pikachu in that photograph is NOT evolving. It is using one of his electricity-based attacks, probably a Thundershock. If you are going to describe pictures and horribly bash the next best thing to Mickey Mouse, you might as well do a little research up front.
i don’t belive a word you just said….pokemon is not satans tool…
well apperently you are as stupid as a soup sandwich. first metapod is not powerful at all, all it knows is harden and its not rare, in the games it?s more like a pest. Pichachu (the way it is actually spelled) doesn?t evolve(unless a stone is used which is definately not in darwin?s theory) and the episode that cause the seizures was imeadatey taken off the air forever. Pichachu looks nothing like winney the pooh besides that they are yellow. Pichachu is supposed to be a mouse not a bear. Jiglypuff does not say it is gay, all pokemon say is their name. It does not put others in a sexual transe, it smiply makes them fall asleep. You are one crazy person to go to a comic book store, where you have previously seen pictures of superman, to buy a winney the pooh book, its called a childrens book store you dumb ass! Metapod symbolizing Islam? Tell me, what percentage of citizens in japan are muslim? And even if it was a symbol for Islam, did you know they believe in Jesus too??? You know that spoon bending pokemon called alakazam? it never uses a move that needs spoons. I doubt your pastor meant that super heroes were perverts, he meant that they aren’t as powerful as Jesus. For all you know your pastor might literally be a peverted sexual predator. Pink meaning gay, huh? that book was pink, shouldnt that mean that Pooh bear is gay too? and Piglet a popular character is pink too. and its pokemon not Pokemen. Crack and cocaine are illegal everywhere in the world. to think that its only legal in iran tells me your one big ass racist.
Suck my balls Tristan
How are comic books bad. They are there to provide children with hope. You act like Jesus is the only person who can be a great person. And that right there is lowering god’s expectations for people.
Now, onto the pokemon….you’re stupid reasons really cracked me up here.
PIKACHU- Just because he’s yellow, he isn’t a copy of Winnie The Pooh. They’re completely different.
Metapod- He is one of the weakest pokemon. And I like how demeaning you are of other religions…..jerk. Besides, he repusents the cocoons caterpillars go into.
Alakazam- What the heck?…..He uses mental attacks and the such, it’s not Pokemon’s fault if your child is that dumb as to believe they must copy this pokemon’s power.
Jigglypuff- The fact that you dislike gays only shows what a horrible person you are. Plus, it’s called sleep, a relaxing song that puts pokemon to sleep using a soothing voice. Not my fault you’re so sick as to see everything in a bad way.
Anyways, I sort of liked your propaghanda, so I’ll try some on your precious Winnie The Pooh.
Winnie the pooh supports obesety, AKA Gluttony, a deadly sin. They have huffleumps and more monsters, that induce the image of satanic monsters. In one book there is a giant flood, suggesting some cay of demise, obviously more satanic messages. Piglet is seeming to be gay in many ways…..oh my god, gays are evil!*
*Since I can tell you aren’t the joking type, that paragraph was sarcasm to show how foolish your reasoning is. I completely respect gays and know none of the above is really true.
you guys are absolute idiots.
Iraqians aren’t stupid, you are.
Pokemon is not related to any type of religion, idiots.
You guys advertise your enemies? What is with that?
Perverted superheroes? WHAT THE HELL?!?!
Get your facts right. You guys are total morons and you deserve to die. GOD DOESN’T EXIST. DON’T TRY TO TELL ME OTHERWISE. Don’t try to get him to kill me, because it’s absolutely pointless.
You are disrespecting other peoples opinion, as well as getting facts wrong, so I am disrespecting your opinion and showing you the right facts.
Us NSiders won’t stop commenting until you guys GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT.
Until then, I have 2 words for you.
SHUT UP.
(I would be surprised if you guys had an IQ over 50)
did you know only 12% of hentai is made in japan, 66% is made in america (hoohoo arent you pure)20% is made in australia and the other 2% is made in britain, wanna know how i know, it was in a newspaper, an AMERICAN newspaper.
by the way i am a christian i have a son and a daughter they both like pokemon and both go to church and about the most sinful thing they’ve ever done is cry about not getting a story. and pokemon isnt hentai,plus believe it or not fantastic four are actually american and two of them are christian. grace of god.
i hate you all so much… you are the most uptight shit tards in the world… YOU say that all people of the islamic religion are terible.. look at yourselves… your hating everything under the sun! i am atheist and let me tell you why, because of sick freaks like you…… you all say your good christians, christainty is fine, but YOU you are evangelicals- the thing that fucks this world over. now go find something to do with your lifes, and leave a bunch of your witty coments, they dont bother me because i know how loley you are
o yeah and btw, pokemon isnt evil, its made for siple minded 5 year olds- of course a 20 year old christain is exactly the same… go die
Metapod: is one of the rarest and most powerful Pokemons. It is surely no coincidence that it is crescent shaped, like the crescent-moon the Muslims worship. This is burka-clad pokeman is an advert for children to turn away from Jesus Christ, as the player who can evolve the most Pokemons into Islamofascist Metapods is at an advantage.
this is one of the weakest and unuseful in the game [get your facts strait]
and the rest ar open to inividual interpritation just becuase you think they bear sme resewmbelance does not mean they ae ment to!!
[Editor's Note - While we at Shelley The Republican allow everyone to voice their opinion, no matter how dangerous or anti-American it might be, we ask that you refrain from austic-like repetition of phrases.]
You Are One Crazy Ass Bitch You Are One
What power could be greater than dying for idiots’ sins? I’d say lazer eyes. And X-ray vision. Heck, if Spidey and Jesus went up in a battle, I wouldn’t doubt Spidey’d win. What would Jesus do anyways, heal him?
And what was this research that you did on Pokemon? A Google Images search? Your own mindless conclusions about this are obvious; you come across as having no idea what you’re talking about.
I think I’ll go play some Pokemon now, followed by a reading of The Amazing Spider-Man.
Excuse me but Most the things said on this site are single minded judgements didnt the lord teach us not to judge People need to make livings and many of theese isues are incorrect,Most the stuff that you say is bad here are not for kids grantheft auto is for 18+ officialy a adult Poke mon is’nt evil it’s made by a human not the devil and if the devil exsists he can not possess those of christian minds or any other because God would protect anyone because he loves us all.:D Btw i am not christian i just have huge respects of other religions.
WELL TRISTAN, I SEE THAT YOU’VE DONE IT AGAIN. YOU HAVE MADE AN IDIOT OUT OF YOURSELF! GREAT JOB! THE FANTASTIC 4? MATTHEW, MARK LUKE AND JOHN? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? COMIC BOOK STORES IN COMBINATION WITH SADISM? WHAT? YOU ARE VERY SIMPLE MINDED AND OPINIONATED. IT’S FINE TO BE OPINIONATED BUT HONESTLY, YOU SHOULD GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT BEFORE YOU SPEW UNEDUCATED BANTER.
Come now, Poke’mon is not evil. It’s so ooey-gooey-innocent, it gets annoying at times. And yes, I actually HAVE played the games, and so I’d actually KNOW, unlike the lazy, creationist, bigot that you are. You’ve got so many errors, I can’t even begin to correct them.
Though I will say this: YOU’RE THE DUMBEST POKE’MON FLAMER I’VE EVER SEEN. Why didn’t you include Arceus? It’s just about the only Poke’mon that is in any way, shape, or form sacreligious: it is the Poke’mon that created the Universe. Sound familiar? Yes, it’s trying to be your ‘God’. Oh, but I suppose that’s too recent for you, as it just came out in April. This year.
I forgot to add my normal ending:
Yuki of the US,
Bi and Agnostic, and
PROUD OF IT!
Shelly! I love you so much! Thank you for posting for me the most utterly untrue, intolerant, idiotic bullcrap ive ever heard! I was laughing the entire time i was reading this page… HAHAHAHAHA!! Im gonna tell all my gay friends about this site! Because, of course, we all saw jiggly puff and decided to be gay. Trust me, their gonna love it. they might even read it again instead of worshiping the devil some more. ((we learned that from Metapod :D)) this has been fun… ill give you a booty call later, so you can suck my cock in the bathroom some more! you know, like we used to do all the time when we were eight right after reading Winnie the Pooh :)
oh, and by the way, republicans are the most hated people in the world… not america. just republicans. you suck. i hope you know that.
ps. white america came from europe. your not native american, so you cant be a “proud american”, you are in fact a “filthy european”. Also, most europeans as well as almost all of southern america are devoutly christian… but none of them are as ignorant or intolerant as you. now why would God want you be so stupid…? why would he want you to condemn other people just for reading Harry Potter, or following a different religion, or watching a kids show? Christianity is a religion of love and understanding, not hate and ignorance. Think it over.
Okay, since you want to hate anime I’ll give you some that have stronger plotlines and more mature themes than Pokemon.
Death Note: A teenager, Yagami Raito (Light in English) who plans to follow his father into the police finds a mysterious notebook on the ground on his school campus. He takes it home and reads the instructions, which tell him that anyone whose name is written in the Death Note (the name of the book) will die. The writer can specify where and when and how the victim will die. After a few tests Light decides that he will the Death Note to purge the world of criminals and create a crime free utopia where he will rule as God. Soon it is a race between L( the world’s greatest detective) and Kira(the name given to Light) to find out each other’s identity and end the game between them that is killing people world wide.
Bleach: Fifteen-year-old Kurosaki Ichigo is a normal high school student. He goes to school, does his homework, helps around the house and clinic and beats up gangs who disrespect the dead that haunt his neighbourhood. Hey wait.. what was that last one? Oh yeah, he’s been able to see ghosts since he was very young. One day, after helping out the ghost of a young girl, his house and family are attacked by an evil spirit called a Hollow. The Shinigami (lit. Death God) who comes to their rescue is seriously injured by the creature and so she has to pass her powers to Ichigo. He defeats the Hollow but has to keep on doing Rukia’s job as she is now powerless. When other Shinigami come to arrest her for breaking their laws and passing her powers onto a human, Ichigo and several friends follow her to the afterlife, called Soul Society, and rescue her from being executed. All of them possess a special power, including one who forms a bow from a cross focus dangling from his wrist and a talking black tomcat who transforms into a naked woman at will. When they rescue Rukia, defeating the Shinigami who stand in their way, they find out that one of the Shinigami is a traitor and he plans to use a device hidden in her soul to evolve the Hollows and create an army that will allow him to depose the king of the souls and take his place in heaven and rule as a God.
Naruto: Thirteen years ago the great demon lord Kyuubi stalked the world. One swing of his nine massive tails would cause a tsunami and the next would level mountains. One day the fox set his sights on the ninja village of Konoha. Many brave ninja died trying to stop him, until the leader of the village, the Fourth Hokage, showed up on the head of his summoned boss toad Gamabunta with a newborn child in his arms. He used the Shinigami summoning ritual to seal the Kyuubi’s spirit inside the boy in exchange for his soul. Now that boy is a qualified ninja, and he is aiming to be the next Hokage just like the hero who gave his life to save everyone. Uzumaki Naruto has a lot of hard work ahead of him, dealing with more experience ninja who wish to stop his missions from succeeding, perverted sensei who can rarely be dragged away from their porn or voyeurism long enough to teach, a friend who betrays them all just to gain enough power to kill his older brother who killed their entire family, and said-older brother who is part of an evil organisation that requires the great demons in order to rule the world and has been assigned to capture Naruto. It’s a long road to becoming Hokage, but Uzumaki Naruto is determined to walk every step of the way.
Ouran High School Host Club: Fukioka Haruhi is the special scholarship student at the prestigious Ouran Academy that is attended by the children of musicians, fashion designers, industry leaders and politicians, amongst other, and she is by far the poorest student there. Whilst searching for a quiet place to study she accidentally stumbles into the meeting room of the Host Club, a group of handsome male students who spend their vast amount of leisure time charming the beautiful women that attend the high school section of the Academy. When she breaks an eight million Yen vase whilst trying to escape the affections of the Host Club King Suoh Tamaki , they immediately tell her to pay up or work for them until she repays her debt. As all but one person believes her to be a male student because of her clothing and haircut, she eventually ends up as a host herself. Once the last one of them realises, the extremely dense Tamaki, she is given the chance to quit but she continues to work for them as a host. OHSHC follows the adventures of idiotic club ‘King’ Suoh Tamaki, evilly-intelligent ‘Shadow King’ Ootori Kyouya, minute Haninozuka ‘Hunny’ Mitsukuni, bear-like Morinozuka ‘Mori’ Takashi, mischievous twins Hitachiin Hikaru and Kaoru and disguised Fujioka Haruhi over the course of one year at Ouran Academy.
Gravitation: The story of the romance between novelist Yuki Eiri and singer Shuuichi Shindou. Sounds okay doesn’t it? Except that the path of true love doesn’t run smooth when of the lovers is in denial over his feelings and the other can’t write song lyrics to save his life or his record deal. Add to the mix the fact that Yuki’s brother-in-law is the manipulative manager of the record company that Shuuichi and his band Bad Luck are signed to, as well as the lead keyboardist for his childhood idols Nittle Grasper, and also factor in a rival band who are jealous of the success that Bad Luck are getting because of their better talent and willingness to perform anywhere. Oh, what price love. In case you haven’t guessed yet, both Yuki and Shuuichi are guys.
As if children would interpret this content into gay terms
Many children don’t even find out about the gay community until their teens. As for “Jigglypuff?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s drug-like trance of sexual debauchery”
Get a life and stop over analysing everything
No one is trying to corrupt anyone, this is for the childrens entertainment not for your lame criticising purposes.
Hahahaha…. I initially wanted to thank the poster for the laugh, but reading the comments – well “thanks for the laughs folks”.
Are you stupid? Not only is Metapod one of the weakest Pok?ɬ©mon, but that picture of Pikachu wasn’t it evolving, it was using Thundershock. Also, the Pok?ɬ©mon’s evolution is extremely different from the theory (which admittidly I BELIEVE) the theory is that creatures evolve over time, but the way Pok?ɬ©mon evolve is in an instant series of flashes. And also, japanese cartoons are called anim?ɬ©, hentai on the other hand is japanese cartoon porn. Try making sure that your source for information is correct before posting it on the internet. People commit homicide on people like you who just take info from random anti-pok?ɬ©mon sites that are all incorrect in almost every way because they don’t know a thing about Pok?ɬ©mon.
Next time you’re gonna go on a rant about something that doesn’t deserve a rant, just know that it’d be more effective if you actually knew what you were talking about.;)
“Just one of the worthless god-hating comic-books that I incinerated. The REAL ?¢‚Ǩ?ìFantastic Four?¢‚Ǩ¬ù are Matthew, Mark, Luke and John!”
you never quote them though
‘First of all, God bless you, Shelley, and God bless America. The heathen Chinese have been trying to corrupt the minds of our innocent children for centuries. Upon his death-bed, the pagan lord and conquerer Ghengis Khan swore an oath to the horned daemon Abazagorath that all American children would be swayed into worshipping Satan, otherwise known as the devil.’
Ok , America did not exist when Ghengis Khan was alive. North America not even discovered yet. Second, Gengis was not Chinese, he was Mongolian. He did not believe in any one religion either. There is also no such person as Gengis Khan Junior. His son was Kublai Khan and he had nothing to do with these ‘magical cards’. I’m starting to question my faith as a Christian with all you uninformed and uneducated radical right wing nutjobs. you are giving a bad name to all Christians. You are the reason we are mocked on television. You are the problem and your petty uninformed rants are not the solution. THEY ARE THE PROBLEM!!!
STOP GIVING CHRISTIANS AND REPUBLICANS A BAD NAME!!!
Dear Tristan,
I’m very afraid. Very afraid. My young and only son, Junior, suddenly started to show interest in this vile ‘Pokeman’. He’s been making eerie gunsounds at the dinner table (”RATATAAAAAAAAA, RATATAAAAAAAAA”). I’m clueless about what to do, I don’t want him to become a terrorist, I don’t want him to stray from the path of the Lord.
Please Tristan, help me!
Yours truly,
Marc
I don’t think these Pokemans are turning people away from God. I think it is, in fact, the bible that is turning people away from God. The bible claims such things as that God is evil:
“And it came to pass, when the evil spirit from God was upon Saul, that David took an harp, and played with his hand: so Saul was refreshed, and was well, and the evil spirit departed from him.” (I Samuel 16:23)
“And the evil spirit from the LORD was upon Saul, as he sat in his house with his javelin in his hand: and David played with his hand.” (I Samuel 19:9)
Also, let’s not forget when God told us to delight in killing our children:
“Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.” (Psalms 137:9, KJV)
or, if you don’t like the KJV:
“How blessed will be the one who seizes and dashes your little ones Against the rock.” (Psalms 137:9, New American Bible)
and:
“Happy the man who shall seize and smash your little ones against the rock!” (Psalms 137:9, New American Bible)
“a blessing on anyone who seizes your babies and shatters them against a rock!” (Psalms 137:9, Jerusalem Bible)
Next, Jesus tells us that if we want to follow him, we must first HATE everyone:
“If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.” (Luke 14:26)
I’m just getting started. I can find these all day. So, if you want to save your children, and keep them in God’s grace, PLEASE keep them AWAY from the bible! It is a horrible and evil book, which preaches everything that a good Christian should KEEP AWAY FROM!
holy jesus chist you can not be serious…. ppl like you are what is wrong with america.
you sir, are very ignorant, you are trying to force your beliefs of christ on others, this is wrong in many ways, i hope for your own sake that you keep an open mind about the world and realize that everyone is not like you and as such you should not try to make them all the same, everyone in the whole world is different, it is no secret that you fear change and are very religious, but sometimes its best to keep your beliefs to yourself, what makes pooh so much better then these pokemon? pooh seems to have a gay relationship with piglet and rabbit, you could argue this fact so why not ban that book to? you sir are ignorant
Burning your friends comics….lol hahahaahaah I would have kicked your moronic ass you stupid ignoramus… Come on evil pokemon??? ….Evolution a fake etc…bible hugging fearmonger. Grow a brain woman learn to think for yourself and stop being such a piece of cattle folowing your dumbass ignorant pastor blindly…………you are the principal reason america is sinking into a neverending well of ignorance…..Its ok to be a christian but you have to use your brain..otherwise your just a FANATIC..also known in other regions of the world as a FUNDAMENTALIST, MILITANTS terrorist etc….
Hentai series?
You know nothing.
Tristan you ignorant pussy. Pokemon won`t turn yore kids evil, stop worrying. the theory of evolution is right!
lol this is the biggest bull $#T% I have read in ages, go and get a life, there isnt anything bad in comics or cartoons… blocking all from your kids won win you nothing
stop making up stuff and get a life :D
lol this is the biggest bull $#T% I have read in ages, go and get a life, there isnt anything bad in comics or cartoons… blocking all from your kids wont win you nothing
stop making up stuff and get a life :D
Hmm, interesting take. Many of the people on here show how ignorant and racist they are by attacking a single American based on his/her beliefs. No wonder America thinks lowly of so many others, eh?
Regardless of that:
Your facts are very wrong for the most part.
It was really mean of you to burn your friends comics, regardless of his and your belief differences. God teaches to be accepting of others and to work with them in appropriate ways, not force him upon others. If they want to go to hell (if it exists), then you can only allow them to walk their own course.
The Fantastic Four are cool.
Hmm, interesting take. Many of the people on here show how ignorant and racist they are by attacking a single American based on his/her beliefs. No wonder America thinks lowly of so many others, eh?
Regardless of that:
Your facts are very wrong for the most part.
It was really mean of you to burn your friends comics, regardless of his and your belief differences. God teaches to be accepting of others and to work with them in appropriate ways, not force him upon others. If they want to go to hell (if it exists), then you can only allow them to walk their own course.
Congrats on getting comments more than a year and a half after posting things.
The Fantastic Four are cool.
TRISTAN YOU IGNORANT PUSSY, SPEAKING OF PUSSY I LOVE IT PUSSY, ASS, TITTIES, EVOLUTION IS RIGHT!!!!!! I LOVE HAVING UNPROTECTID SEX WHITH GIRLS BEFOR IM MARRIED!!!!!! I`M DOING IT AS I TYPE THIS WOOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU PEOPLE!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is a clear and obvious parody site. Relax guys, he’s joking. There’s no way he’s this nutty.
Okay, I’m sorry friend… But it’s people like you who turn people away from the good lord! Dammit, don’t you realise that you’re taking things way out of context due to your own ignorance and stupidity?!
First of all:
Metapod is the one of the most useless of pokemon. It’s not meant to represent Islam it’s a freaking cucoon. <_<
It’s only purpose is to be the link in the metamorphosis of a caterpie into a Butterfree (Caterpie = Catterpillar, Butterfree= Butterfly. <_<)
Jigglypuff is a FEMALE. I don’t think there ARE any male Jigglypuffs out there, and when it sings it puts everyone to sleep. It’s meant to represent a mother’s soothing lullaby not a trance of sexual debauchery. <_<
As for Alakazam… I’m pretty sure you made that up, but spoon bending is commonly linked with psychics. What type of Pokemon is Alakazam? Psychic. Get over it. <_<
And when Craig Harris said it was, “More addicting than crack,” it was not because it’s bad for you… It’s because it’s freaking FUN. <_<
You know? That feeling people experience when they DON’T have a needle stuck up their ass?
God gave us a brain for a reason. To think. How about you stick to his master plan like the rest of us?
you are seriously messed up you jesus loving bitch. i cant get over your stupidity in this article, i dint think it was possible for someone as obviously retarded as you to type words on a keyboard!
Hentai: In Japan “hentai” has a strong negative connotation, and is commonly used to mean “sexually perverted”.
‘Nuff said.
Full article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hentai
You are a retard.
Please get you info straight.
IT’S A CARTOON
Wow. I can usually come to a logical understanding when dealing with ‘your type’…I can’t. There is no way I can possibly do anything right now except call you a complete idiot.
Really…I think I might just kill myself out of shame that I need to share a species name with you. The very fact that you are this stupid…oh my god…I just hope you die.
I’m not even going to take the time of day to list off all of your factual inaccuracies…I’m just going to call you an idiot, and hope that some kind of horrible, horrible torture befalls you, you pre-evolved walking pile of microbial waste.
Seriously…I hope that you fall backwards off a dock in New Hampshire, impaling yourself through the ass, and are then lowered from that anchor into a pit of burning petroleum. Enjoy your barnacles, and I hope that Heath Ledger, in the “hell” you speak of, shoves his hot cock into your anus, exploding gallons of GRID-riddled cum into your rectum.
Omg this fag is stupid! Pokemon being satanic is the DUMBEST shit I have ever heard! You fucking retard…
Why don’t you actually WATCH/PLAY the game before rating it like the shit you just did.
you are a fucking idiot. you can’t even spell Japanese right you stupid cunt. Its people like you who make the world hate America.
I must say, its people like you that make me be ahsamed of being a Christian. I may be going to Hell, but from what I’ve read, its going to be a real party with everyone else down there. Pokemon =/=Hentai. Hentai is something completely different (that should not be shown to minors anyhow).
Pikachu is using an electrical move, one of its specialties. Metapod is weak. Evolution is essential to grow stronger. Even if you believe the absurd fact that evolution doesn’t exist, humans had to come from something.
I’m sure other people can point out your obvious errors, and I will stay Agnostic until factual proof and/or death shows me either way.
“The Bible was not faxed from Heaven.”
IDIOTS, lol.
Nobody would truly ever be as idiotic as this author; this is OBVIOUSLY SATIRICAL. I love how everyone is so enraged..
Grow a pair can u? U have evry fucking fact wrong u stupid bitch. That pic is pikachu using thunderbolt, not evovling asshole. And metapod is based on the growth of a caterpillar into a butterfly. U obviuosly think too hard. I may be Muslim but I dont care if ur Christian. It’s the fucking fact that ur so radical with this evolution crap. Seriously, if I were to meet someone like u in real life, I’d seriously pawn ur azz and leave u bleeding. And remember this BITCH!! Get to know ur facts before posting them. WTF u use? Wikipedia?
But if this is some joke thing, I applaude u. Seriously. This is the best joke i’ve ever seen in my whole life.
Someone should poor napalm on you and set you on fire!
HAHAHA, that is the funniest shit i’ve read in along time. People are pathetic, god and religion are for the weak minded who need something to fall back on when their lives are going to shit. Tristain, you are extremely ignorant and immature. You are the type of person that puts a bad name on christianity and “god”. I really cant belive how closed minded you are. The evolution theory is completely real it is scientificly proven and on top on that are dna is 95% the same as chimps. God, jesus, adem and eve are all complete bullshit. I dont give a shit about what you belive and it doesnt bother me, jsut stop being a bitch and trying to ram it down other peoples throat you stupid stupid person.
Oh man, that may be the funniest thing I’ve ever read!
Trist…..tsk…tsk…im not gonna use ANY internet slang so YOU can understand fully exactly how ignorant and well, mainly ignorant, i’ll explain why……..
Your are an Angry Mom/or a woman with the same mind set as an Angry Mom, who thinks if she portrays certain aspects of a thing like Pokemon and spin them and ties them together with lies so that it sounds like its pure evil…
What is this website your posting on, it seems weird, like a bad vibe…
u posted this article in 2006, Pokemon came out in like ‘96…a decade ago, if it were evil, don’t u think someone would have noticed a while ago…
although i agree its a massive conglomerate which has been doing anything in its power to continue making profit.
you were taking on the task of understanding the entirety of something as expansive as pokemon, u could compare knowing everything to date about pokemon to something as mind crippling as learning a foreign language, fluently. There is so much about pokemon that unless one watched the entire first 3 seasons of the Television series and played any of the first the releases of the games…and the trading card game, which rose an dipped in popularity to this day…my point is you making this “IVE JUST DISCOVERED THE EVIL VEIL PULLED INFRONT OF THIS ‘POKEMON’ CRAZE” is comparable to someone being told to write a report about the halucasut and that person looks it up on yahoo.com and discovers it started in germany, and in there report they write that the halucaust happened in its entirety in Germany… have u made the connection yet? u are making things up to the point that its malicious…
u fail at reporting, and u fail ‘protecting’ those u love from evil
That is a comleate load of F*cking sh!t I hate pokemon but that is just pathetic.
Wow, You are really fucked up to deprive your kid of pokemon…
first of all.
HENTAI IS JAPANESE PORNO.
second
YOUR LESBIAN!!
third
JESUS IS FAKE….HES A ADVIRTISEMENT.
And WHAT SIX YEAR OLD READS THE FUCKING BIBLE.
btw Darwin is correct, evolution FTW!!!
BIBLES BELONG IN THE FICTION SECTION!!!!!
You do realize that Winnie the Pooh was first written in Great Britain by A.A. Milne? Wholesome and American, yes?
I post this because everyone’s pointed out everything else that’s wrong with this article…
Open your mind, you, religious fanatics are much more like the people who crucified Jesus than those who have no religion.
This Post is rubbish from the 1st paragraph down.
An interesting read, to say the least.
I think you are making one very large mistake : You compare the bible and your beliefs to a form of entertaining fiction.
It is not meant to teach a child how to live his life.
It is not meant to somehow offend you.
And it is certainly not meant to promote Satan, the Islam, or perverse Occult rituals!
I have an 8 year old son, and I let him play the pokemon videogame you mention and watch the pokemon “Hentai” (The correct term would be “Anime”) you so despice, and I have not seen him worship Satan or wear a burka to school anytime recently.
Why? It’s simple, Pokemon is a form of light entertainment thats not obtructed by hard to understand moral dilemma’s and/or deeper meanings. In short : “It’s for children.”
Pokemon was designed so that children could connect to each other through having the same interest. In the game, they grow and take care of their pokemon, and trade them with their friend’s pokemon. It’s like a trading card game, but easier to handle, and much more involved.
Also, the theory of evolution was not debunked. Instead of just the Bible, it could be a good experience to read up on science or history. And while you’re at it, you might as well want to let your daughter read it, instead of filtering everything she comes into contact with, she should make her own judgement about the world around her.
Have a good day,
Rick Sorgdrager
PS. Metapod was designed to look like a coccoon, not a burka-clad maniac.
PS. 2 Do not act like you understand copyright laws when you do not, thank you.
Oh please, do some “REAL” research. How does Pikachu resemble Pooh? The problem with you is you literally try to “doctrinate” everything that comes out of the Bible. Have you ever had the sense to meditate on these?
Oh so dark places are satanic now? Didn’t God create EVERYTHING? So why must the darkness be satanic?
Stop being racist you morons.
Also, Tristan, you’re a total dumbass.
Holy shit, OP is an epic troll.
My God.
Tell me this is satire.
Please, tell me.
Good God, that was the most amusing and ignorant collection of BS I’ve ever read. I am hoping this was all just a bad joke, because if it isn’t then not even God will be smiling on you for it.
And the next time you try demonizing Pokemon, try getting their names right and using the proper pictures for your “examples”.
Are you all really this stupid?
Please for the sake of my sanity, before you leave an angry comment look up the word ’satire’ in a dictionary. Then read the article again. Then hit yourself as hard as you can in the face with the dictionary.
SAKURAAAIIIII
YOU ARE GOING TO BURN IN HELL FOR THINKING YOU ARE BETTER THAN EVERYONE, AFTER ALL THE EIGHTH CIRCLE IS FOR HYPOCRITES.
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YOU ARE GOING TO BURN IN HELL FOR THINKING YOU ARE BETTER THAN EVERYONE, AFTER ALL THE EIGHTH CIRCLE IS FOR HYPOCRITES.
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i have a big cock
isn’t ‘do not lie’ one of the 10 commandments?
oh, god… you are so fucked. Everything you said is a complete lie.
Enjoy your hell alone.
Wow, You are really fucked up to deprive your kid of pokemon?¢‚Ǩ¬¶
first of all.
HENTAI IS JAPANESE PORNO.
second
YOUR LESBIAN!!
third
JESUS IS FAKE?¢‚Ǩ¬¶.HES A ADVIRTISEMENT.
And WHAT SIX YEAR OLD READS THE FUCKING BIBLE.
btw Darwin is correct, evolution FTW!!!
BIBLES BELONG IN THE FICTION SECTION!!!!!
Hahaha, oh wow. I refuse to believe this is serious. It can’t be, right!? No one can be THIS stupid! (I sure hope so…)
7/10 Troll
Pretty good, if you ask me.
haha pokemon being satanic you’ve got to be kidding me
Wow, just wow.
This is trash, on every level, I could go paragraph by paragraph explaining how dumb you are, but you aren’t worth the time.
A few points:
“Pika” is a derivative of “pikapika” which means electric spark.
Metapod is for from the strongest Pok?ɬ©mon (and it’s spelled “Pok?ɬ©mon”, pronounced “Poe-keh-mon”, this is true whether it’s singular or plural) in the game, in fact, Metapod’s evolution is far from the strongest Pok?ɬ©mon in the game, they are both incredibly weak and no one would have any reason to ever use them.
Pok?ɬ©mon is a clever ploy to make money, nothing more, and it worked, get over it.
you’re sick you damn bastard who would blame pokemon for being cute, you got a problem with that?
You’re a moron. If you did so much research on this subject maybe you would have had the correct facts about the pokemon. I know 6 yr olds who know more about the pokemon that disproves your so called “research on the subject”. God made human beings, human beings made pokemon, looks like you’re involved in this whole scheme. Look like someones got a one way ticket straight to hell which by the way I hear is full of those lovable little creatures. I’d love to see Pikachu throw a lightening bolt straight up your “Savior’s” ass any day of the week.
God Bless
There are so many errors in this article, I don`t even know where to start… Well, here it goes:
1.- Pok?ɬ©mon is not hentai. Hentai is basically pornography, wich Pok?ɬ©mon isn`t.
2.- Metapod is:
-Not rare
-Not powerful.
3.- Pikachu is a copy of Winnie the Pooh? Lets see… Change Pikachu`s color. OK, now try to list ONE similarity!
4.- Im not going to lie: I haven`t done research on Uri Geller. As far as I know, he sued Nintendo because he THOUGHT that the star on Kadabra`s head was a nazi symbol. Since then, Kadabra hasn`t been printed in the Pok?ɬ©mon TCG. That`s what I know about it. If someone has more accurate info, go ahead – correct me.
5.- Jigglypuff isn`t gay just because its pink, and it doesn`t promote homosexuality. Its song only makes people and Pok?ɬ©mon fall asleep, it doesn’t put them on a trance.
6.- One of the photos you show is Pikachu using Thunderbolt, not evolving.
7.- “Evolution” is not used in the sense of Darwin`s theory. It is more like a human growing up: From child to teen to adult. In the same way that a person becomes mature, so does the Pok?ɬ©mon.
8.- Someone posted a reply stating that yellow and pink objects were banned because of Pok?ɬ©mon in 1947… sure… they were banned years before Pok?ɬ©mon was even released.
9.- Pok?ɬ©mon hunter and pokemanniac is not the term used to describe the person who catches and raises Pok?ɬ©mon. The correct term is “Pok?ɬ©mon Trainer”, and their goal is not to be feared, as you state, but rather to become champions in the Pok?ɬ©mon League in order to prove their skills.
10.- Game Points?… No such thing exists. To win a Pok?ɬ©mon Battle, you must send your own Pok?ɬ©mon against your opponent`s Pok?ɬ©mon, and then issue commands such as attacking, or returning to their Pok?ɬ© Ball to be switched for another Pok?ɬ©mon. These commands are part of a strategy, and the prupose of that strategy is to Knock Out all of you opponent`s Pok?ɬ©mon. Once you do so, you win.
Now, my thoughts:
- I respect other people`s religious beliefs and
- I have no problem if someone doesn’t like Pok?ɬ©mon, but
- It’s never nice to be insulted for liking something.
In other words, I accept your opinions on Pok?ɬ©mon and any other series, just don`t verbally attack the series and the people who like them with false info, senseless accusations and poorly made investigations (as you are doing in this article), please.
I think this article, with all of its typos and incorrect information is proof that women should not be allowed to speak freely. In fact, in Genisis, when it states that woman should always be submissive to man, it clearly means that women should stay at home and not be allowed to speak.
This woman should be killed as a heretic.
I dont think you are crazy. There are too much pokemons and too litel bible reading in the world
Oh you silly goose, pokemon aren’t satanic, the’yre merely cute little animals.
“Jesus Christ is the real super hero.”
Oh wow…
What is he going to do whack me with a radioactive cross.
It’s a sad day in America when Liberals are posing as Republicans online and posting shit like this. Please spontaneously combust.
I rofled my waffle at this. YOU RULE!
DIGG THIS ARTICLE!
Kill yourself plz. ITS JUST A FUCKING GAME/TVSHOW GET THE FUCK OVER IT ASSHOLE
This is a joke, right?
I’ve read some wild things in my time – like the guy that bashed on Mass Effect – but this takes the cake. I would really like to speak to the author face to face to judge for myself whether this person is indeed real. Stupidity of this volume is just impossible. I guess nothing else idiotic has happened today because the quota for imbecilic actions in the world has been used up by this one person.
HENTAI IS PORN, YOU IDIOT. IT’S PIKACHU, BASED ON THE SMALL MAMMAL, THE PIKA. METAPOD IT A COMMON AND WEAK POKEMON. YOU ARE HORRIBLY IGNORANT OF ALL THINGS POKEMON. DON’T TRASH TALK THINGS YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT.
Do you people not realize that this is completely the word of God.
fake? a troll? Shame on you for even suggesting it. God bless America that it has true patriots in it.
>>I think this article, with all of its typos and incorrect information is proof that >>women should not be allowed to speak freely. In fact, in Genisis, when it states that >>woman should always be submissive to man, it clearly means that women should stay at >>home and not be allowed to speak.
>>This woman should be killed as a heretic.
secon’d
this article is filled with more stupid shit than the bible and the theory of evolution put together
ALL HAIL LORD ARCEUS!
Billy Bob Neck | October 1, 2006 at 1:43 am | Permalink
Tristan, once again you have saved thousands of souls from an eternity of sitting in a vat of their own boiling vomit in Hell.
Saved thousands of souls? You would have to be an idiot to believe this crap.
Metapod isn’t even one of the rarest, hahaha. It’s one of most common. You don’t even know anything about it.
It’s a franchise of toys for children. Like Jesus FUCKING CHRIST. GET A LIFE.
Excerpt from the Poke-Bible:
“The first one, Arceus, crafted Palkia and Dialga, who in turn crafted the universe and the flow of time. Once that was done, the two’s great strength had to be controlled, so the Life-Bringer Arceus crafted Mesprit, Uxie, and Azelf to contain the strength of the First Two.
Groudon rose continents while Kyogre filled the seas, and Regirock, Registeel, and Regice brought definition to them both with Regigigas as their leader. Soon, as restless Gods do, Groudon and Kyogre began to war, warranting the birth of Rayquaza, who quickly becalmed the two.”
O I see wut you did that! You must be trolling nigger! See, successful troll is successful.
O I see wut you did thar! You must be trolling nigger! See, successful troll is successful.
You are an idiot, let me show you what is wrong here:
avid Joshua | December 1, 2006 at 12:06 am | Permalink”Upon his death-bed, the pagan lord and conquerer Ghengis Khan swore an oath to the horned daemon Abazagorath that all American children would be swayed into worshipping Satan, otherwise known as the devil.”
Wrong, Gengis Khan was not chinese also when he was around America had not been colonised yet.
“It is a little-known fact that Tokyo, the capitol of China, is the epi-centre for all past and future ?¢‚Ǩ?ìhell-quakes.?¢‚Ǩ¬ù
Tokyo is not the capital of China, It is the capital of Japan, it is were Pokemon was created, you mean earthquakes
“These tremors in the earth-crust cause the so-called ?¢‚Ǩ?ìepileptic?¢‚Ǩ¬ù sezures in our children?¢‚Ǩ‚Äúand some adults! ”
Epileptic fits in the case of the episode were caused by flashing images not earthquakes dumbass
“These are not epileptic fits at all, but daemonic possessions. The hell-quakes cause the skull and head-bones of humans?¢‚Ǩ‚Äúchildren in particular?¢‚Ǩ‚Äúto resonate at the desired frequency that allows daemonic entities to take hold of their human host bodies. Interestingly enough, that resonating sound is F-sharp, the same note that the Pokeyman songs are recorded an sang in!”
What are you talking about? You don’t even use the proper geographical term, you don’t know anything about medicine or pokemon. Just why are you even tying, its pokemon not pokeyman. Also if the songs were recorded and sang in F-sharp that is one note meaning the songs would consist of one note which they do not.
“The Pokeyman cardgame was invented by such a possessed individual, Ghengis Khan Junior. He formed these ?¢‚Ǩ?ìmagical?¢‚Ǩ¬ù cards during history?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s most darkest of rituals when America and England in an attempt to save all of Asia, were dropping nuclear bombs on Peking and Toronto. .”
The pokemon cardgame was not invented by a possessed individual. Genghis Khan Jr is not a real person. The cards are made of card they are not magical. Genghis Khan even if he did have a son would not have travelled to England or America. England and America have never bombed Toronto or Peking its not even documented in history, i will also add that Toronto is in Canada which is not in Asia, geography clearly isn’t your strong point. Nuclear bombs had not been invented in the 15th century, uranium hadn’t even been discovered as an element so the fact they bombed these places is impossible, the first nuclear attack was in 1945.
“In nearby Bankhok, Japan?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s capitol city,”
Banghok is not a real place, if you meant bangkok its not in Japan either it is in Thailand a totally different continent.
“several hundred children (666 to be precise) were gathered together and used as etheral sustenance for the dark lord of Asia?¢‚Ǩ‚ÄúAbazagorath, who eternally thirsts for the blood of unbaptized children. Their life-force was drained and was used to create the 666 Pokeyman cards ?¢‚Ǩ¬¶ coincidence?! When your child is possessed, there is a chance that their soul could be replaced by one of these forlorn and abandoned children?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s souls. It?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s sad, really.”
No whats sad really is that you don’t have a clue what your talking about and you are just making this up and sure you enjoyed doing so. Why would there be 666 pokemon cards?
When pokemon was created there was only 150 even now after nearly 20 years they haven’t even reached that number, its like 450.
“Because our children are baptized and pure, the wickedness from the far East longs to lure them away from us by using the seductive and evil Pokeyman cards. Then, they are taken in and their baptism is reversed in a sick ritual that is officialy endorsed by Satan himself. Lawyers who represent China have so far denied these facts, but the truth will set them free, hallelujah!”
You are an idiot.
“If you spell ?¢‚ǨÀúPokeyman?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ backwards you get ?¢‚ǨÀúnamyekop.?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ It is not yet fully understood the significance of this daemon Namyekop, but he is the lord of the colours pink and yellow?¢‚Ǩ‚ÄúPokeyman colours! Hardly a fluke of coincidence. Our Christian experts have banned all yellow and pink things since this discovery in 1947.”
Well the demons name is wrong cause Pokemon backwards is infact “Nomekop” so this demon couldn’t be lord of the colours pink and yellow. Pokemon wasn’t created until 1989 when the concept was thought of then the first game was released in Japan in 95, the cards didn’t exist till late 90s.
No they didn’t ban the colours pink and yellow since those colours exist on this page.
“Look around your homes and workplaces, friends, and see for yourself just how far this evil has infiltrated your home and daily lives. Namyekop is everywhere!”
No its not, shut up.
“Thank you, Shelly the republican for fighting the good fight. We must be strong in these dark days of pink and yellow gay evil.
God bless!”
In conclusion you just sat there and made that up, you have no grasp of geography, biology, chemistry, art or history based on what you wrote here.
Education yourself before posting this crap again.
I’m going to break this down for you real simple-like….
Since I have absolutely nothing better to do right now than comment on your ignorant and close-minded views on the way things work, I will indulge you on how the mind of an intellectual works.
A. You’re obviously retarded. There’s not a doubt of that in my mind. Granted, for a person with an extra chromosome, you have positively FANTASTIC Grammar. Such as “Picacu”. OK. That isn’t even how it is spelled. So
even if you did know what you were talking about, and you don’t, you were too lazy to google the name to find out accurate information. Even so, how the hell does Pikachu look like Winnie the Pooh? How does he even look
like a bear?! Can your brain not process the difference between a bear and a rodent?!!! But wait, I’m not done blowing your false inaccurate bullshit out the water yet. Piko is not a word. I’m sure you may have found it in your
Scrabble Down Syndrome Edition dictionary, but even if it was a word in another language your theory is STILL bullshit! Actually, the rodent-like creature, Pikachu, is based off of a small short-eared burrowing mammal of
rocky uplands of Asia and western North America. And “choo” is the sound of sneezing? I know for a fact you pulled that one straight out of your ass. Seriously…!!!! Did you physically SHIT out your info and type it word for
word here or did you just watch a republican talk about how Pokemon is causing all of the world’s problems on the news and you went to your computer and started talking shit about Pokemon without having any valid
information on anything you’re talking about? In fact, from now on I am going to take the liberty to spell out these terribly hard concepts for you enclosed in (these)… (those are parenthesis…)
B. Crack-cocaine? Really??? Honestly, read a history book or do a google search on crack or cocaine. I’m sure whatever you believe about that is someone else’s opinion that you have stolen to cover up for the fact that you
are not intelligent. Also, you probably think it makes you sound smart and that you have a strong moral and political stance which benefits society. NO! It makes all the people who actually have enough common sense to know
that the phrase “More addictive that crack.” is merely a humerous joke which describes how good the game is or how fun it is to play want to stab you in the nect with a rusty shank. You’re blatant misunderstanding of a
concept all too simple to grasp is obnoxious and downright embarassing for the human race, not to mention all the followers of God who don’t take things out of context, like myself. (Yes, I too believe in Jesus. I’m just not
completely useless like yourself.) To take something that simple literally you MIGHT have DEvolved FROM an ape…. (that is like evolving but backwards…)
C. As for the other Pokemon, such as the mighty and powerful Metapod which is “one of the rarest and most powerful Pokemons”, you clearly didn’t back up your ingorant ravings with any facts. See, here in REALITY,
Metapod is without a doubt one of the SHITTIEST and USELESS Pokemon in the game! And how you made the leap to Muslims is BEYOND me! You obviously are so intolerant of other people’s beliefs that your brain saw
something moon-shaped and instantly you blurted out nonsensical BULLSHIT because you no doubt have no respect for people or as I stated before, someone told you Muslims were bad and you now believe the same way.
The character Alakazam is a psychic-type Pokemon. Your hatred for him is obviously rooted back to once when you were little a magician had you reach into a hat to “pull out the rabbit” and since then you have been so
traumatized by the homosexual act that you have developed a strong loathing for magic tricks and illusionists, when in reality, you knew there wasn’t a bunny in the hat all along…. This sexual frustration which has boiled in
your soul year after year until you wrote this has without a doubt led to your insensitive, ignorant, yet comical hatred for our next Poke-victim, Jigglypuff. Its funny, you’re sitting here accusing Japanese companies of being
perverted and wrong with their diabolical creation, Jigglypuff, whose sole purpose in life is to apparently seduce children into sexual acts by singing to them. The irony here is outstanding!! Here there is a completely harmless
creature who sings LULLABYS for god’s sake, and you’ve taken it to a whole new level by making this not only about sexual orientation, but also adding the date-rape aspect into this to top off the delicious hate-filled cake
with layers of intolerance and ridiculously biased personal opinion with a warm gooey communist filling. What’s with you and your fucking conspiracy theories!? What’s next you fucking maniacal lunatic? Is the Pokemon
CEO’s ultimate evil plan was to fool the minds of the American children into thinking that Jigglypuff is innocent and sweet when actually when he sings he breaths a toxin formed from rohypnol and morphine? (that’s the date-
rape drug and the seditive used to numb people in surgery)
D. You’re an asshole.
E. For fuck’s sake!! If I had lent you MY comic books and you burnt all of them in a campfire you were sharing with your perfectly “good-hearted” and “platonic” friend and pastor, you’d have been down so quick, you’d wish
you had one of those super-heroes to save your ass. Then you’d be in court paying me for damages and destruction of my personal property. The reason those comics are written is to entertain people, not to be an icon for
them to worship! I am all for the fact that Jesus is ultimate in life, but saying that Spiderman is taking away from Jesus is just pure hypocritical bullshit! That’s like saying you should never watch anything on TV, the computer,
or movies because actors take away from Jesus, you should not have a house because time you spend there is time your could be spending in church, you shouldnt work because you could be at church praying, you
should eat or sleep or use the bathroom because you are taking away from time you could be devoting to Jesus. That is entirely ridiculous. If god had wanted to make his children mindless drones who worshiped him
continuously all day long without rest, then he would have done so. Instead he gave his children free will and emotions so they could experience life and enjoy all the happiness and sorrows that life brings. He created this
world for us and he intended it to be a place where his children could be happy and enjoy themselves. And through time as people advance in technology and culture, we constantly invent new forms of entertainment to keep
ourselves happy and cheerful in life. Just because your pastor has something against Comic books, doesn’t mean that it is rooted in Satanism or Occultism. Your pastor is NOT god. He is NOT Jesus. He is NOT a prophet. He
is a man who teaches the word of god. And guess what!? Man has FAULT. As much as a pastor teaches the true word of god, he will no doubt implement his own opinions into his sermons. That’s because he might interpret
something different than someone else would. That is the fault in man. No one human on earth is capable of knowing exactly what god means when he says his word in the Bible but you do the best that you can do and you
ignore people’s opinions and you form your own opinions and try to make sense of it by yourself. Self-enlightenment is more fufilling and meaningfull than sitting in a pew staring as some old codger rant on and on about god
message. To truly be a servant of god, you need to find your own way to interpret the Bible and follow it. You pray and if you truly are his follower you will know what is right and what is wrong. That is called a conscious.
God gave everyone one of those and that is how he tells you what is right and wrong. The thing you need to do is make sure you don’t let people and their opinions change your conscious or you will be lost in a sea of
confusion and will never be able to judge correctly agaiun. But enough for my religious lecture, let’s get back to the shitty blog.
F. The game of Pokemon is NOT satanic in any way. It is no different than any other cartoon, tv show, movie, or children’s show. If you really wanted to you could sit around ALL day long and pick apart every thing on TV
and the internet and connect it to something that is morally wrong. But there’s a fine line between trying to be “morally correct” and inducing yourself with paranoia. You claim that this game lures kids away from god.
EVERYTHING lures EVERYBODY away from god. Its called temptation. God knows about temptation since he sent Jesus here to die for all of us. Since then he understands why humans do what they do. Its how we are
made. Just by simply going to the bathroom or reading a stop sign you are focusing on something other than god. As I said before, if god wanted us to be focusing on him all the time he would have made us that way. When
he sent his son here, he realized the fault and the good in free will and he only asks that you accept him as your savior and to follow his teachings to make humanity a better place. But people like you who want to blame
everything all the time because you simply need something to blame ruin the way people get along. In these days, with the declining economy in so many countries and the slow degrading of the planet, not to mention all the
pressures of everyday life such as working, eating, sleeping, raising family, having a partner, making friends and beleiving in something, people NEED things like TV and games and activites and clothes to focus on. This helps
us occupy our mind and takes pressure off of us when things get too rough on us. This is just how things have always been. This is how things always will be until the end of time. When ignorant people like you attack other
people because you just don’t like the way they handle their own stress, you make them even more stressed and cause more problems in the world and less things get done because people focus on your stupid anger. The
best thing you can do is sit down, turn on the tv, and play with your crayons. You just have to do what you need to to survive, take a little time out to devote to god, and then go spend the rest of the time making yourself
happy and enjoy life as much as you can because we don’t all have much time on earth. And as for your intolerance of other people’s beliefs, there’s only so much you can do. All you can do is expose them to your beliefs
and hope that they hear it. If they don’t you can’t force it on them. God wants people to choose on their own. That is the whole point in giving us free will. And as crazy as this might sound to you, try to wrap that gumball
sized brain around this. People who believe in those religions that you so strongly despise and think that they are stupid for believing in something else also believe that you are stupid for believing what you believe in. That’s
how it works. But hopefully people like me are out there affecting people’s minds in some small way, making the world a little better even if its only one person. At least it is better than bashing people’s beliefs and cultures just
because you don’t agree. Just stay the fuck out of their business and they won’t mess with you!
I’ve spent way to much time writing this. This has probably all gone right through one ear and through that cavity where your brain SHOULD be and right out the other side. Hopefully for your sake and your kids’ sakes I’m
wrong about that because people really need to start thinking for themselves. And if you are stubborn enough to keep on believing that horseshit, then be my guest. It won’t get you anywhere in life.
-DC-
shut the fuck up u retard ur an idiot why r u posting on the internet
@ X: Now, see, I’m pretty sure that guy wasn’t serious. No reason to get ruffled up.
I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m going to break this down for you real simple-like?¢‚Ǩ¬¶.
Since I have absolutely nothing better to do right now than comment on your ignorant and close-minded views on the way things work, I will indulge you on how the mind of an intellectual works.
A. You?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢re obviously retarded. There?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s not a doubt of that in my mind. Granted, for a person with an extra chromosome, you have positively FANTASTIC Grammar. Such as ?¢‚Ǩ?ìPicacu?¢‚Ǩ¬ù. OK. That isn?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t even how it is spelled. So even if you did know what you were talking about, and you don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t, you were too lazy to google the name to find out accurate information. Even so, how the hell does Pikachu look like Winnie the Pooh? How does he even look like a bear?! Can your brain not process the difference between a bear and a rodent?!!! But wait, I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m not done blowing your false inaccurate bullshit out the water yet. Piko is not a word. I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m sure you may have found it in your Scrabble Down Syndrome Edition dictionary, but even if it was a word in another language your theory is STILL bullshit! Actually, the rodent-like creature, Pikachu, is based off of a small short-eared burrowing mammal of rocky uplands of Asia and western North America. And ?¢‚Ǩ?ìchoo?¢‚Ǩ¬ù is the sound of sneezing? I know for a fact you pulled that one straight out of your ass. Seriously?¢‚Ǩ¬¶!!!! Did you physically SHIT out your info and type it word for word here or did you just watch a republican talk about how Pokemon is causing all of the world?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s problems on the news and you went to your computer and started talking shit about Pokemon without having any valid information on anything you?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢re talking about? In fact, from now on I am going to take the liberty to spell out these terribly hard concepts for you enclosed in (these)?¢‚Ǩ¬¶ (those are parenthesis?¢‚Ǩ¬¶)
B. Crack-cocaine? Really??? Honestly, read a history book or do a google search on crack or cocaine. I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m sure whatever you believe about that is someone else?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s opinion that you have stolen to cover up for the fact that you are not intelligent. Also, you probably think it makes you sound smart and that you have a strong moral and political stance which benefits society. NO! It makes all the people who actually have enough common sense to know that the phrase ?¢‚Ǩ?ìMore addictive that crack.?¢‚Ǩ¬ù is merely a humerous joke which describes how good the game is or how fun it is to play want to stab you in the nect with a rusty shank. You?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢re blatant misunderstanding of a concept all too simple to grasp is obnoxious and downright embarassing for the human race, not to mention all the followers of God who don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t take things out of context, like myself. (Yes, I too believe in Jesus. I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m just not completely useless like yourself.) To take something that simple literally you MIGHT have DEvolved FROM an ape?¢‚Ǩ¬¶. (that is like evolving but backwards?¢‚Ǩ¬¶)
C. As for the other Pokemon, such as the mighty and powerful Metapod which is ?¢‚Ǩ?ìone of the rarest and most powerful Pokemons?¢‚Ǩ¬ù, you clearly didn?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t back up your ingorant ravings with any facts. See, here in REALITY, Metapod is without a doubt one of the SHITTIEST and USELESS Pokemon in the game! And how you made the leap to Muslims is BEYOND me! You obviously are so intolerant of other people?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s beliefs that your brain saw something moon-shaped and instantly you blurted out nonsensical BULLSHIT because you no doubt have no respect for people or as I stated before, someone told you Muslims were bad and you now believe the same way. The character Alakazam is a psychic-type Pokemon. Your hatred for him is obviously rooted back to once when you were little a magician had you reach into a hat to ?¢‚Ǩ?ìpull out the rabbit?¢‚Ǩ¬ù and since then you have been so traumatized by the homosexual act that you have developed a strong loathing for magic tricks and illusionists, when in reality, you knew there wasn?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t a bunny in the hat all along?¢‚Ǩ¬¶. This sexual frustration which has boiled in your soul year after year until you wrote this has without a doubt led to your insensitive, ignorant, yet comical hatred for our next Poke-victim, Jigglypuff. Its funny, you?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢re sitting here accusing Japanese companies of being perverted and wrong with their diabolical creation, Jigglypuff, whose sole purpose in life is to apparently seduce children into sexual acts by singing to them. The irony here is outstanding!! Here there is a completely harmless creature who sings LULLABYS for god?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s sake, and you?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ve taken it to a whole new level by making this not only about sexual orientation, but also adding the date-rape aspect into this to top off the delicious hate-filled cake with layers of intolerance and ridiculously biased personal opinion with a warm gooey communist filling. What?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s with you and your fucking conspiracy theories!? What?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s next you fucking maniacal lunatic? Is the Pokemon CEO?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s ultimate evil plan was to fool the minds of the American children into thinking that Jigglypuff is innocent and sweet when actually when he sings he breaths a toxin formed from rohypnol and morphine? (that?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s the date-rape drug and the seditive used to numb people in surgery)
D. You?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢re an asshole.
E. For fuck?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s sake!! If I had lent you MY comic books and you burnt all of them in a campfire you were sharing with your perfectly ?¢‚Ǩ?ìgood-hearted?¢‚Ǩ¬ù and ?¢‚Ǩ?ìplatonic?¢‚Ǩ¬ù friend and pastor, you?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢d have been down so quick, you?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢d wish you had one of those super-heroes to save your ass. Then you?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢d be in court paying me for damages and destruction of my personal property. The reason those comics are written is to entertain people, not to be an icon for them to worship! I am all for the fact that Jesus is ultimate in life, but saying that Spiderman is taking away from Jesus is just pure hypocritical bullshit! That?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s like saying you should never watch anything on TV, the computer, or movies because actors take away from Jesus, you should not have a house because time you spend there is time your could be spending in church, you shouldnt work because you could be at church praying, you should eat or sleep or use the bathroom because you are taking away from time you could be devoting to Jesus. That is entirely ridiculous. If god had wanted to make his children mindless drones who worshiped him
continuously all day long without rest, then he would have done so. Instead he gave his children free will and emotions so they could experience life and enjoy all the happiness and sorrows that life brings. He created this world for us and he intended it to be a place where his children could be happy and enjoy themselves. And through time as people advance in technology and culture, we constantly invent new forms of entertainment to keep ourselves happy and cheerful in life. Just because your pastor has something against Comic books, doesn?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t mean that it is rooted in Satanism or Occultism. Your pastor is NOT god. He is NOT Jesus. He is NOT a prophet. He is a man who teaches the word of god. And guess what!? Man has FAULT. As much as a pastor teaches the true word of god, he will no doubt implement his own opinions into his sermons. That?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s because he might interpret something different than someone else would. That is the fault in man. No one human on earth is capable of knowing exactly what god means when he says his word in the Bible but you do the best that you can do and you ignore people?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s opinions and you form your own opinions and try to make sense of it by yourself. Self-enlightenment is more fufilling and meaningfull than sitting in a pew staring as some old codger rant on and on about god message. To truly be a servant of god, you need to find your own way to interpret the Bible and follow it. You pray and if you truly are his follower you will know what is right and what is wrong. That is called a conscious. God gave everyone one of those and that is how he tells you what is right and wrong. The thing you need to do is make sure you don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t let people and their opinions change your conscious or you will be lost in a sea of confusion and will never be able to judge correctly agaiun. But enough for my religious lecture, let?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s get back to the shitty blog.
F. The game of Pokemon is NOT satanic in any way. It is no different than any other cartoon, tv show, movie, or children?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s show. If you really wanted to you could sit around ALL day long and pick apart every thing on TV and the internet and connect it to something that is morally wrong. But there?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s a fine line between trying to be ?¢‚Ǩ?ìmorally correct?¢‚Ǩ¬ù and inducing yourself with paranoia. You claim that this game lures kids away from god. EVERYTHING lures EVERYBODY away from god. Its called temptation. God knows about temptation since he sent Jesus here to die for all of us. Since then he understands why humans do what they do. Its how we are made. Just by simply going to the bathroom or reading a stop sign you are focusing on something other than god. As I said before, if god wanted us to be focusing on him all the time he would have made us that way. When he sent his son here, he realized the fault and the good in free will and he only asks that you accept him as your savior and to follow his teachings to make humanity a better place. But people like you who want to blame everything all the time because you simply need something to blame ruin the way people get along. In these days, with the declining economy in so many countries and the slow degrading of the planet, not to mention all the pressures of everyday life such as working, eating, sleeping, raising family, having a partner, making friends and beleiving in something, people NEED things like TV and games and activites and clothes to focus on. This helps us occupy our mind and takes pressure off of us when things get too rough on us. This is just how things have always been. This is how things always will be until the end of time. When ignorant people like you attack other people because you just don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t like the way they handle their own stress, you make them even more stressed and cause more problems in the world and less things get done because people focus on your stupid anger. The best thing you can do is sit down, turn on the tv, and play with your crayons. You just have to do what you need to to survive, take a little time out to devote to god, and then go spend the rest of the time making yourself happy and enjoy life as much as you can because we don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t all have much time on earth. And as for your intolerance of other people?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s beliefs, there?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s only so much you can do. All you can do is expose them to your beliefs and hope that they hear it. If they don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t you can?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t force it on them. God wants people to choose on their own. That is the whole point in giving us free will. And as crazy as this might sound to you, try to wrap that gumball sized brain around this. People who believe in those religions that you so strongly despise and think that they are stupid for believing in something else also believe that you are stupid for believing what you believe in. That?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s how it works. But hopefully people like me are out there affecting people?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s minds in some small way, making the world a little better even if its only one person. At least it is better than bashing people?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s beliefs and cultures just because you don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t agree. Just stay the fuck out of their business and they won?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t mess with you!
I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ve spent way to much time writing this. This has probably all gone right through one ear and through that cavity where your brain SHOULD be and right out the other side. Hopefully for your sake and your kids?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ sakes I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m wrong about that because people really need to start thinking for themselves. And if you are stubborn enough to keep on believing that horseshit, then be my guest. It won?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t get you anywhere in life.
-DC-
I lol’d.
Seriously, wake up and then preferrably die.
I’ve really never seen that much ignorance before.
Amazing. You burned his comic books that he spent money on?
You are a jerk. You clearly need to be able to seperate fantasy from ‘The Truth.’
God is real. He won’t mind if you read a book about super heroes as long as you believe in him.
I agree 100% with everything “Someone Intelligent!” said, except anything about god, as I am an atheist.
@ anon (194): Are you serious?
There are many replies explaining the countless errors in this article. Did you read any of them?
And let me tell you, anyone with a functional brain would get to one of the following conclusions:
a) This article is a joke. Whoever wrote it just wanted to make people laugh.
b) All kinds of made up stories and “facts”, with the prupose of insulting a great TV/Video Game/TCG serie. Whoever wrote simply hates Pok?ɬ©mon.
c) Probably the greatest manifestation of stupidity I will ever see on Internet (and I`ve seen some really stupid things).
If you still dont understand, then I`m sorry: I can`t think for you
amen Pokemon Fan and @Someone Intelligent well said people well said.XD
STR just pwned by Pokemon Fan and by Someone intelligent woohoo.:)
“Pokemon is one of the most popular Japanise animations or ?¢‚Ǩ?ìHentai?¢‚Ǩ¬ù. It concerns a group of teenage human ?¢‚Ǩ?ìPokemon-Hunters?¢‚Ǩ¬ù or ?¢‚Ǩ?ìPokemaniacs?¢‚Ǩ¬ù and their adventures in Pokemon-land populated by fictional creatures called Pokemen (pronounced Pokey-Men)”
Learn to read first of all, its pronounced pokey – mon, hence the way its spelled (poke MON)
and second of all, my god you are the most dillusional, ignorant, stupid fuck in the world.
if you believe anything of what you have been taught, you are certainly not going to heaven, if there is one…just by looking at the side where there are categories like homosexuality, canucks, negroes, jews (just to name a few) i can tell you are far from any form of religion, the only religious thing u do is read the bible…which bible is it anyway? the one ive been taught has nothing to do with what you babble about.
Get a life, and some sense please.
Proud to be CANADIAN!
Again Shelly, you have just once again proved that if you had a brain cell, it would be lonely!
I am Christian, but your information is flawed.
You in several cases have blatantly perverted information, twisting it to your own desires.
Need I not remind you of 2 Corinthians 11:13 – For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ.
You use deceit to elevate yourself to a status and call yourself a servant of God?
Evolution is not exclusive from religion, don’t introduce underlying currents of racism, comics are not made to undermine God, and Metapod is not powerful
I am quite surprised that you didn’t relate Winnie the Pooh to a Donkeys Feces spawned from Beelzebub.
Do some research, stop being a false profit, and see the good from things, not always the evil, least you become more wicked than you already are. You are far too hateful, the primary vice.
Try to see the light in the World, not the darkness, lest you find yourself in the place your advocate against.
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1. pokemon is not evil nor demonic, it is a show/game/book made in japan for entertainment.
2 its pokémon (poke-eh-mon) not pokey-men
3. jigglypuff is not gay because it is pink, also jigglypuff is acctually female in the series and mostly female in the games.
4. metapod has nothing to do with muslims it is just shaped like that because it is a cocoon.
5.”The Pokemon-people said it was just “epilepsy”, but knowing what I know now about this show I suspect that it was demonic posession.” the “pokémon people” said that is was epilepsy because it WAS epilepsy not a demonic possesion.
6. pokémon has nothing to do with darwin’s theory of evolution, it is just a pokemon growing!. you were a child once, have you changed into an adult?.. i can tell your brain hasn’t. next time, before you try to bash something acctually learn about it! right now that thats over, i’m going to play some pokémon
I back up Someone Intelligent 1293494023% because everything this Tristan person has said is completely inaccurate.
I do reject Satan and I do believe in my homeboy God, who is the Savior of my soul.
But seriously? You sling all this crap about Pokemon being Satan, when its not.
Why would Satan want everyone to mistake his work as some stupid cartoon?
Satan is smart. As much as we hate to admit it, he has got a head on his demonic little shoulders. Sure, God is about a million billion trillion times more intelligent, but why the hell would Satan be like, “Yea I’ll spite evil in some Japanese people to make a story about a bunch of cute little creatures that create trustworthy friendships with people and everyone on earth will blame it on the cartoon and I will get no credit whatsoever.”
No.
I don’t think anyone is that impractical or stupid.
Especially someone who had a full-fledged battle with God.
Sure, he lost, but still. None of us are nearly that smart. Its clear, looking at the state of the earth that God has given us and what we’re doing to it.
Book burning and Nazis.. geee strong connection there……
LOL You’re stupid. No heaven for you.
What on earth?
1: Pokemon is not a hentai. Its a Japanese Cartoon. GET A CLUE.
2: Comics aren’t meant to drive people away from God or Jesus. They’re meant for entertainment!
If you’re going to bash something, DO YOUR F***ING RESEARCH!!!
I just have to say I am both shocked and amazed at the ranting and clearly lunatic ravings of the above poster calling herself “Someone Intelligent!”.
Not only are the pink and yellow gay evil forces of Namyekop infiltrating “Someone Intelligent!”’s mind, but they are setting her up for the biggest fall ever: the fall into the twisted Pokeyman realm! These are dark times indeed. I implore you, readers, to heed Shelley’s warning! Do not be seduced by Pokeyman!
With the next series of hell-quakes just around the corner, I ask you–no I beg you–to turn the other cheek when Ghengis Khan Junior’s creation of wickedness attempts to lure you onto the pink and yellow gay path of evil. Pokeyman has successfully claimed the requisite 666 innocent souls every hell-quake season. Don’t let yourself or your children fall victim!
I offer this plan of defensive action against Pokeyman hell-quake-induced daemonic possession:
Wrap tin foil around your head and genitals. Do not be stingy and do NOT use aluminum foil! Aluminum is one of the gay elements favoured by Satan and the dark lord of Asia, Abazagorath, the horned daemon who controls the powerful forces of pink and yellow and gayness.
Be wary of the upcoming hell-quake season! The Winter of 2008/2009 will see violent Pokeyman seizure-inducing hell-quakes on a weekly basis. Wear your tin foil and remember to stop, drop and roll!
Duck and cover if you come into contact with a JunglePouf or a Pekochi! They are easily recognized by their pinkess and yellowness, respectively.
Trust No-one! Your family, your friends, your classmates and colleagues are probably all Pokeyman spies. Don’t let them talk you into being gay or playing with Pokeyman-style images. And DON’T let them fool you into removing your tin foil!
Please, I cannot stress this enough, people.
I know, I know … most of you readers who deny my message are already heavily into Pokeyman and it’s “gaytanic” rituals. You may claim otherwise, but you have been seduced by forces most evil.
Fight Namyekop and God Bless!
i haven’t laughed so much in sometime
This is why christianity fails. IT’S A FUCKING GAME, YOU IDIOT. IT ISN’T REAL. Also, satan isn’t real. Evolution is true. Creation is a lie.
“An image of Picachu “Evolving”, from the Pokemon TV Hentai series. Whe this show was first broadcast in Japan, many kids had violent convulsions. The Pokemon-people said it was just “epilepsy”, but knowing what I know now about this show I suspect that it was demonic posession.”
Ahaha, hentai? What the fuck?
Btw, its called SCIENCE FICTION.
Oh yeah, satan came out of the tv when I was watching pokemon. Yeah, me and him had a goood long talk. /sarcasm.
My god, successful troll is successful.
Ign didnt say shit about more addictive then crack. Fuck you.
To the author;
1: I hope this is a joke.
2: Get your facts straight, for example, Hentai is a form of porn, Whereas Pokemon is an anime, the japanese equivelent to America’s Cartoons, and Winnie the Pooh was written by A.A.Milne.
3: Learn to spell.
4: The Asians are not out to “Convert children to the devil”
5: All you did by incinerating the comic books was waste money and paper, they were not “Satanic” or “God-hating”, they just wanted some scary looking monster designs, and they weren’t perverts, they just wanted the character to appeal to male audiences.
6: Evolution was just given as a way of transforming.
7: Crack was just used as a metaphor as it is something addictive.
8: I’m sure your neice would have preferred to play a (very fun) video game than whatever the hell you had in mind. Christianity is about being kind to people and thanking God, not about Censoring everything that could possibly be even the slightest bit related to something other than Jesus Christ. Is Christanity in America the same as when the pilgrims went to America? Are you still burning “Witches”? No, so don’t act like it is when condemning anything that you aren’t familiar with, it’s stopping the world from progressing.
It’s a game, it’s not satanic, it’s not evil, no matter how much you want it to be, it’s all in your head. If it had something blatantly obvious then yes, I’d see your point, but it’s no reason to burn it. It isn’t a sin to you play a game that has the devil somewhere in it, if it were, you’d all be damned for reading the bible.
The characters in the game will not do anything to you, it’s a series of pixels making up a shape because it was coded to do so. I’m not sure how do drill it into your thick head, but the countless comments above sure didn’t manage to.
Also, I’m Christian and I believe in evolution and things like that. Just because it didn’t say in the Bible doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. It didn’t say it didn’t happen, did it? When he created man, didn’t he create something and shape it in to man gradually? The clay could have been a metaphor for the species’ before man.
Please don’t be stupid and give us Christians bad rep by doing things like this. Just let people buy the game, let children have fun RPing, or playing video games, It’ll actually help them in later life if you don’t block out the bad things at all.
And all magic is illusion, none of it is “Satanic” or “Evil”, it’s just a clever trick pulled off via physics. As you seem to have only just discovered protons I’ll expect you don’t understand a word of science so I’ll leave you to research that. Although I hope you try somewhere decent since all the info you had in this blog is utter bullsh*t.
Long comment is looooong.
Making a second comment.
Rereading this, it appears that EVERYTHING in it is a joke, so never mind.
But if it’s not then Christianity has reached a new low.
And that’s coming from one, so don’t call me biased.
In your movie review for Texas Chainsaw Massacre, you said it’s appropriate for ten year olds and older. So, pokemon is an evil nasty porn show with homosexual themes and intense violence plus drug references, but texas chainsaw massacre is good family entertainment that teaches values? You need serious help, miss. Get a brain, PLEASE!
I guess you had to do a lot of research in order to eff this one up a lot, huh?
I can’t believe how many of you are actually taking this article seriously. This joke is so blatantly obvious, you are calling Tristan the retard? Ha that’s hilarious, perhaps you people need to stop taking the internet so seriously
You are so fucking retarded it’s unreal.. Also Metapod sucks and he’s not rare
Simply put, you write an article without the proper citations needed to prove that any information you’ve put forth onto the internet. You’re extreme, radical ideas are utopian at best, and you’re close minded attitude will always keep you where you are. Garbage like this, placed on the internet is just clogging people’s heads, and to be honest, you’re a little too unrealistic for even the most basement-dwelling of creatures to accept what you’ve written.
On that note, I’ll also point out the striking similarities between you and radical Islam, Adolf Hitler and his Nazi following, and the idiot Westboro Baptist Church. To radical Islam, you tout your belief as the only way to possibly achieve what you assume everyone is aiming for. Your mind is closed to the possibility to another answer, and even the consideration of other people venturing to find their own answer. You respond to anything foreign to your beliefs with unfounded anger, and you will pull the worst out of anything to strengthen your belief that everyone is wrong but you.
Adolf Hitler and his Nazi followers would destroy anything that they believed would bring people to any other conclusion than the Nazi way. Books, signs, and radio stations all fell prey to this march over the freedom of belief, Hitler making every attempt possible to crush the hopes of the people these books and such reached out to.
As for the Westboro Baptist “Church”, there’s little to be said that isn’t said in the news about them. They’re a failed church, note the lack of capitalization, that shuns the idea of a caring Jesus Christ so they may rain annoyances down upon people in pain, and within struggle. You remind me strikingly well of these people, and I’m going to watch this… because I have this misguided hope that one day, you’ll open your eyes and be a different, better person.
Of course, if I were a betting man, all my money to my name would be in the pot that says you died a wicked old woman with the same misguided close minded idealism that has brought you so little support from those around you.
I am agog at your unbelievable lack of any sort of logic. Seriously Shelley, seriously? Why do so many of my brothers and sisters in faith have to be so damnably stupid? Pokemon are just another harmless children’s fad, its just another cash-cow Japanese franchise. There is honestly nothing to read into in these products, they are just oddly shaped animals that use their own names as calls, and they throw various superpowered objects at each other for fabulous prizes.
Yes, that’s literally it. Now I suggest you speak with someone about your malignant paranoia, or stop posting these silly damn stories of yours.
Of course, if you intended this article to be a joke, then I applaud you, as it managed to annoy me severely.
Exellent article. God bless. 9/10
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Get your facts documented, please, you may not believe in evolution, but as people said you’re wrong with the information of Winnie Pooh, and read at least a Pokédex webpage to put information about these IMAGINARY characters. There many other TV shows more dangerous about this, for example Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, where two children own the Death as their best friend, owwww, they have the demonic power of commanding Hell’s forces! Again, get more documentation if you’re going ro blame about something.
This has got to be the most hilarious thing I have read all week.
FUCK YOU BITCH YOU’RE AN IDIOT GOD IS A LIE
I call troll. Let’s not feed it, people.
Hilarious trolls posting on here in response to this Godly article, hilarious. I’ll be laughing even more when you burn in hell!
At least learn the proper spelling and pronunciation before you attempt to argue a point, also it’s Christians that you that make non-Christians hate Christians
fantastic troll, had me laughing long time.
Super cool story bro
Thank the Lord above that you destroyed those vile things before they could corrupt your dear sweet niece. This country needs more good Christians like you to take us back to the G*d-fearing principles America was founded on.
YOU’VE MADE ME HATE CHRISTMAS NOW, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!?
Hey, It’s against my religion and self to be rude, but let me set you straight, most kids don’t know about all these things, and without the knowledge of what anything in the game that “You” think symbolizes Satan, or worshiping occults, or being Homosexual can only be recognized by some one that makes false accusations, sure jiggly puff may act gay, but they had to put in at least one feminine character to make it so its a game with masculine and feminine characters. You should not be so quick to judge these games and comic books, for they are fantasy. None of these were meant to come alive and affect peoples lives, that’s like saying just because Jesus got nailed to the cross that he likes pain, or gave the idea to be nailed to the cross, and trust me, i believe the christian faith, but i question people like you that spread your opinion in a negative way, just because “you” feel as though It is the correct way of living, and even if you say I am incorrect there is no proof that We were put on earth to live in the positive manner that you believe in, and I don’t believe in Satan, and I would Never, I grew up with these games, and they only affected how Intelligent I truly am because these educated me, with problem solving skills. They had no negative affect on me, in fact It taught me no matter what there is always a path in life that you have to work for and train for, and there is no easy route out. Comic Books are fantasy, and help kids open up to their creative side of life, just like you offspring. Also the Evolution process in Pokemon has almost nothing to do with Darwin’s widely-known theory of Evolution. Evolving in Pokemon is like becoming a higher class of a human, once you where a baby with little or no control over your power to use fine motor skills or great motor skills, and so when the Pokemon become more experienced with how to defend their master, like an animal in real life may do, they become more experienced and have a change in appearance, its not saying THAT WE EVOLVED FROM LVL 1 APE, God help you. You must see that your deliberate ways of thinking that your way of life is purest and nothing that you do not believe in is real is, well “stupid”. There is not 100% that anything in the christian fate is Correct, It could be one cleverly thought up myth, and what happens if you are wrong about the gods that you believe in and their really is no Heaven. Then what? You have to be open to all possibilities of what the world, and not hold anyone back from it, because they might just turn out narrow as you are. I know you are trying to spread the word of what you believe in, and do the right thing by trying to help people but you must accept that people must help themselves, and god must help them if necessary, If there is one, which I believe there is. All I’m saying is don’t label something bad if it goes against you’re beliefs, Just follow in your heart what you believe is right, and don’t ruin it for others, because they don’t always have the same opinion as you might, and that is what “I” believe is bad.
Brilliant satire, I tip my hat to ’shelleytherepublican.’
YOU. ARE. A. BAD. PERSON
You know who else burnt books? The nazis, that’s who.
Your website sucks out loud and stinks of fail, and you’re a pathetic fundie twit. Although it is amusing that you feel so threatened in your “faith” by trivial works of fiction, so thanks for unintentionally providing some entertainment. You colossal moron.
- Jim, scared that people like you dictate policy
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Oh my god. I need to talk to you about “thinking”. It doesn’t sound like you do it very often, I should teach you how to.
Ok, Look. You crazy phyco nut case!
I believe in Jesus and God and Satan just as much as the rest of you. But I grew up with Pokemon and Digimon and all that jazz, and look where I am at. I’m not “sitting in a vat of my own boiling vomit in Hell.” I’m not possessed and God still loves me. Where the hell do you get the right to judge this game, you are not God, and he will not love you more for this. If you don’t think it’s right boo freaking hoo. Keep your damned opinions to yourself!
And if you do decide to right a huge spiel about something at least get the facts straight!
Pikachu actually is “Pika” which is “thunder” and “Chu” which is “mouse”, so truly it means Thunder Mouse!
And if Jigglypuff is “gay” and “out” so be it!
What if Jigglypuff is a girl? Hmm? What then?
Think about it while you rot in hell.
For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. Mk. 4.24
…Sigh. This is why we should kill people like you.
lol nice job trolling.
…You…are trolling, right? If not, have fun being disgusting and racist!
Lol you aren’t serious are you???
Anyway make more articles like this cause I wanna read more lololololol but this time why not write an article on the EVIL politics.
Prepare for a huge helping of NERD RAGE! when this reaches the image boards. Oh wait…
I have never laughed at utter crap so much in my life till i found this site… religious nuts crack me up at times, but i suppose if you feel the need to fill the internet with more crap than whats already in it then carry on, just get your facts straight before drooling on your keyboard again
I peed my pants when I saw this.
Looks like I’m going to play Pokemon in hell then. :/
Too bad.
Hentai is Japanese porn. Horny little fifteen year olds draw Misty, Dawn, May, ect. in no clothes. Not Nintendo.
I’m not gay but… what if your son was gay? Would you call him a “sinner”. If their happy with that someone don’t call them a “sinner” for being happy.
Dis ere blug now belongz to da orkz!
For someone that talks a lot about the Bible and of what is right and pure you sure are one hell of a hate monger.
I have been raised by a good old fashioned Christian family. I have been given the choice (yeah choice, God allows us to chose weither or not to believe seeing as free will is a gift) to accept God or to make my own conclusions.
If God cares so much as to what children are entertained by and threatens us with HELLFIRE AND SUFFERING then he/she/it is not the all loving creator I was born to worship.
YOU are the reason that there are wars in this world.
YOU are the reason that there is ignorance and fear when there is no need of it.
YOU are the one that closes the open mind in fear of the devil, which I believe works not through me. But through YOU!
God lives within all of us, he is love. Each and every human being needs to understand that the path to spiritual freedom does not lie in some old book, but within US. We ourselves carry the power to be rid of sin, to be rid of fear.
Stop creating fear, stop coming to conclusions without actually gaining knowledge of what you speak of. The fact that you even fear a devil means that he has you.
~Kevin~
“It’s just a ride and we can change it any time we want. It’s only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money, a choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your door, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one.” ~Bill Hicks~
Successful troll is successful.
You are one lulzy motherfucker.
hey.
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Hey.
If your niece is six, then she’s going to school. She already knows what a Pokemon is. And probably how to make them evolve. <3
I think this was meant to be a joke…
if so, nice one. If not, you’re a spaz.
but I found it funny either way.
All right. I would like to point some things out in the Pokemon section. Not only is it sad how little research you did into the topic, but just how ignorant you seem to be. 1) Hentai is xxx rated Anime, which is Japanese Animation. I see you are one of those super-christians who would love to see the end of kids using their imaginations. I’m sure that you have a huge problem with the old sesame (sorry, can’t spell) street because Oscar smoked a cigar. Anime is Japanese (Not foreign junk, please, if your going to flame something at least bother to look up what kind of ulture it comes from.) if you say Japan is foreign junk, then that’s insult to me and my CHRISTIAN family who comes from Japan. Now, Pokemon (Pronounced Po-kay-mon in America.) Your attempot to pronounce it is also say, Pokemon is called “Pokketto Mosuta” in Japan (Pocket Monstars. Pokemon is just an abbreviation. But, more to the point. Evolution is just the terminology used. I can’t say I don’t have a problem with it, but actually Evolution is basically Metamorphosis, which was created by god, thus promoting creative design over evolution. Now, on to the Pokemon themselves. Not only is your sad attempt to spell bugging me (Are you three?) but so is your inconsiderate talk towards Japan. It just so happens, that there are people who are Japanese out there, if you want to teach your little niece to become a racist retard who dosen’t understand the concept of spelling, keep doing this. Second, metapod is extremely common, and it is in no way supporting muslims, it is a cocoon, please deal with it. Ah yes, Alakazam, he is no more supporting any “Occult” then you are. Sure, he’s psychic, but then, god may have made beings capable of telekenesis, the possibilities are endless when it comes to him. Jigglypuff sings lullabies that put people to sleep, there are the mechanics there. Also, gay? How the heck did you come up with that? Before you set fire to thse products, I propose that you research more on the subject before you go off on baseless rants.
I noticed more flaws in your reasoning.
1) Pikachu is an electric yellow rat. Whinnie the Pooh is an obese bear. Not the same.
2) Pokemon does not have “Game Points”.
3) Sexual debauchery? wtc? You have done no research.
And third and finally your making me want to denounce my christian beliefs. seriously, if christians go off flaming people like this, i don’t want to be part of it.
That is Hentai you udderly dumb person! >=| Your evil as anything.
THIS IS TOTALLY GARBAGE! ALLAH FOREVER! PRAISE ALLAH! Pokemon isn’t hentai you retards. Hentai is pornographic material, Pokemon has no nudity in it!
I could pull a metapod out of my ass. That is how COMMON it is. And its weak as hell. Before you retards rant about something, make sure you research it…
BTW, I’m a Christian and I think all of you conservatives are retarded.
Oh? so you’re the slut who deserves the throat cut and her intestines gutted out? Yeah well. To tell you the truth bitch, Pokémon dosen’t turn your children into satanists. You are just a greedy whore who dosen’t like Pokémon simply because your an extremely religious whore. Get a job. Get a life. Or else someone will end it.
You, my friend, are a F(_)cking douchebag that has no life and no respect for innocent men with wide eyes.
You F(_)cking B!tching racist whore that has no respect for little creatures.
And trust me when I say: Jesus would damn you to hell for f(_)cking racism. I think you need to get a life, as you are probably already too close to the Jee-man’s personal space.
Thank you for reading this, rate this a 10 if you think thi bastard needs therapy
AdvancedK9
You fucking dicks who writ this are twat wankers and you should go and fuck your own mothers. You motherfucking cunts.
You have no fricking idea what you’re talking about.
You don’t have a hell of a knowledge about Pokemon.
Hentai?
Wow.
You’re a fucking retard. Hahaha
Did you even read this over before posting this?
You sound like a god damn ignorant evangelical pussy.
Do you think God is going to let you into heaven for being such a pious prick? You think you’re so much better than everybody don’t you?
I hope a bunch of Pokemon come to your house and Hyper Beam your ass.
I will pray for your soul, so you can bring Jesus into your life and leave your hateful, deceiving ways behind
Oh and you DO know that the Pope has accepted evolution as possible right? That science is the answer to ‘how?’
and religion the answer to ‘why?’
Is the pope, the voice of God a heretic?
Do you really believe in what you just said? Very innacurate stuff ya said there. Pokemon is not a Hentai (thats Adults only; contains sex,drugs,basically +18)
Pokemon is an anime, Its not from 4Kids, it was made in Japan and then translated into English in America.
Im pretty sure Winnie the Pooh has no relations to the main character pikachu. Pikachu doesnt evolve in the series but it could.
Metapod is weak and powerless, can be easily caught and caterpie evolves into a metapod such as a caterpillar into a cocoon.
There is nothing sexual about pokemon and its for all ages. Many people enjoy the show, even some adults.
Im also certain that the evolution of pokemon has nothing to do with evolution and Homo-sapiens and that type of stuff.
Its meant to be entertainment for people of all age and to be enjoyed. Im sure most people dont even think about such stuff, its just a cartoon. Theres stuff way worse than this.
Over-reacting, much?
Pokemon is pronounced Poke-Mon And Oh My God I cant stand this is an OUTRAGE! POKEMON IS NOT BAD! FIRSTLY MEDAPOD IS ONE OF THE WEAKEST POEMON OUT THERE!! tHIS IS HORRIBLE YOU MUST BE SOME DEFORMED APELIKE CRETURE WITH NO BRAIN TO THINK POKEMON IS ANYTHING LIKE THIS!!
-CC
…You’re joking, right?
People like you are the reason people like me take pills.
And you call yourself a good Christian.
I’ve seen good Christians, and you’re definitely NOT one.
I can basically say nothing that hasn’t already been either screamed or presented to your arguments, except that you need to expand your horizons.
Superheroes are very much like that Jesus fellow. Though, while Jesus may’ve died for our sins, superheroes inspire us, entertain us, and give us hope. Jesus, while an awesome fellow, just isn’t a superhero. I’m pretty sure that the “dying on the cross to save us from our sins” superpower won’t catch on with the youngsters, as suicidal material is something people tend to avoid. And “perverts?” Have you seen some of the Catholic pastors? Not everyone has you’re values. Most of us see the theme there as “romance”, not “perversion”.
And eternal salvation, while a good thing, isn’t enough to deter anger over a few damaged goods. If I burned some of your possessions, claiming that your “eternal salvation” was worth the cost of your house, you’d think I was a madman! So why would it be okay to burn comicbooks that someone else owns?
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you’re a retard.
I am shocked to see someone as wrong as you mess up the truth like that. NOT ONE of your facts were correct.
1. There is a massive difference between Anime and Hentai. Pokemon is Anime.
2. Your picture of epic fail was not one of Pikachu evolving, but rather using an eletrical attack.
3. The infamous episode of Pokemon that caused several children to have seizures was Porygon, not Pikachu. The flashing lights caused them when these kids watched them in a dark room.
4. Pikachu and Winnie the Pooh have hardly anything in common. Pikachu was give its name as a portmanteau of the Japanese words pikapika, an onomatopoeia for electric sparkling, and ch?, which is the Japanese onomatopoeia for a mouse’s squeak.
5. Uri Geller never paid Pokemon. Rather he sued them since such a similarity.
Get your facts straight before looking like a dumbass. Have a good day.
I laugh at this article.
Though I’m sure all you cocaine addicted dumbasses who are all “omg u right <3″, I laugh and say you’re wrong, on so many levels.
First of all, Fanastic Four, and Marvel comics are fucking awesome. The real Fantastic Four are the four named shits for wanting to be expelled from their bodies.
Second, comic books stores are just a place to get comics, among other comic involved things. I’m guessing you think The Simpsons and Comic Book Guy are satanic for having such a hilarious character place? lolno.
Third- Pikachu is just using a move, it’s not evolving. And, it’s called Anime, not Hentai. Hentai is a disgusting form of pornography. And, the point of the whole capture evolve thing is to have fun, like the entire point of Pokemon itself. It’s trolls like you who try to ruin it who are the satanic ones.
And, those Japanese kids had fucking seizures. I’m guessing you don’t know what one is because your retarded ass will see a light, say OMG ITS GOD and immediately go into one. You must have been typing this for like a year, since I’m sure the computers light transition gave you multiple seizures :p
Fourth- Metapod is just an evolution of a bug, like your niece.
Alakazam- Kids aren’t tricked into saying anything “occult”, whatever the fuck that means. They just call attacks, and it does whatever the fuck it wants.
Jigglypuff- The ultimate source of LOL. I think Jigglypuff can only be female, so I don’t think it can be male-gay. It’s not sending a message or anything, it’s just lol.
By the way, the people who agree with you are all trailer trash cunts, obviously for agreeing with you.
And, don’t compare Winnie the Shit to Pokemon. Rather, compare it to yourself, author of this article; You are both obese, dipshitted dumbasses who would rather spend their day molesting children than entertain. Though I am sure molesting is your job.
I can’t wait to show this to my friends, it will be funnier than some fun shit we did last night, lol.
It’s mega blind Christians like you that have God guarantee you a spot in hell.
Holy sh!t you stupid fu(king whore, seriously, go pop out another kid then kill yourself, it’s people like you that are the shit stain of society, and I think it’s time we washed you all off with a high dose of BLEACH along with all the other religions. REASON > RELIGION, and since you’re brain points only to RELIGION you lack REASON.
This article, is bullshit. There’s absolutely NOTHING at all correct in this article. I hope you’re happy, because Pokemon is an incredibly respectable fad with a large fan base. Many of which, I’m sure, want to burn your britches.
have a nice day
NOT
I must say, please stop ridiculing the author. I absolutely denounce what he is saying, as a pokemon trainer and gym leader(yes, there are online gyms now, though not official). I would like to clarify that what he/she says is wrong. however, I know it would gain no ground as it would not convince the author. therefore, I implore all those who just enjoy the games of pokemon, and those that enjoy how the game has brought people together to enjoy such a wonderful game: turn the other cheek. ignore these who turn a simple game into an agenda, and they shall fade away, and the face of christianity will be brighter for it.
This thread is now about cheesecake. I enjoy Turtle the best. What do you think?
you are loony and stupid.
1. pokemon is an anime not hitiai(sp)
2.jillypuff is not gay and most of the time a girl.
3.metoped is a weak usally pokmon.
4.dont get me started about pikachu.
5.if its so bad to evolved then how came everyone and everything dose??
6.NOT A THING YOU WORTE IS TRUE
i hope you rote in hell!!!!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THIS IS THE STUPIDEST ARTICLE EVER! Ok, there are 2 distinct differences between “Pokemon” evolution, and “Darwinian” evolution. You’re accusing Pokemon of teaching children the evolution theory? Darwin’s evolution takes place over millions of years, while different organisms adapt to their enviornment. Pokemon evolution happens quickly, and suddenly, during their own lifetime.
About that whole possesion thing? Yeah, that’s becasue there were flashing red and blue lights, causing the brain to function improperly, causing seizures, idiot. BTW, That’s Pikachu, using it’s Thunderbolt attack, not evolving.
Metapod is one of the rarest and strongest pokemon? GIVE ME A BREAK! It’s one of the WEAKEST, STUPIDEST ONES OUT THERE!
You think people paid pokemon to put Alakazam and it’s pre-evolutions in? THE WERE SUED FOR PUTTING IT IN!That’s why today, the last “Kadabra” card that was made, was more than 4 years ago.
Jiglypuff? IT PUTS POKEMON TO SLEEP! It doesn’t cause drunk-like transes! WOW!
It’s people like you who drag Christianity out too far. I’m a Christian myself, and if any of this bullshit was true, I wouldn’t be allowed to play pokemon, because I have overprotective parents. If anything at all was wrong, they wouldn’t let me have anything to do with it. We learned in Church that you CAN drag Christianity out too far, like you are doing right now.
If you have nothing more to do with your life than insult pokemon for no good reason, you need to get a girlfriend/boyfriend, and GET A LIFE!
You’re stupid. I hate you.
I bet you’re fat.
Stay outta Heaven.
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Truse Christian, you’re a troll, and it’s obvious you’re trolling people.
itt 1000 rookies get sent to hell
This made my day.
Are you people serious? I still don’t understand why your religions tell you to procreate as much as possible, when it’s so painfully obvious you need to be sterilized.
As a Christian AND a Pokemon fan, I can say, you don’t know what your talking about. There a some things that you say that could be somewhat valid, but for the most part… Hentai means porn. Pokemon is by far, not porn. Nothing inappropriate in it involving sex, or even close to it. Next, you really must not have done your research, if you think metapod is the strongest. Uh… hes pretty useless actually. Then, The seizure thing. That didnt happen randomly, it happened because of flashing lights on the screen. Ever since then, anime comes on with a disclamer saying “When watching anime, please make sure to keep the room well lit, and not to sit too close.”
And finally, i would like to say to all Christians, Isn’t God about love? So do you really think he likes it that you speak hate about people? If they are wrong, and L’m sure I have faults too, come to me with compassion, and love, not hate. because THAT is the devil. If you say i hate people who like pokemon, or i hate people who do thos or that… then, i believe at least, your missing the point of why god put us here, AND, to those who dont know anything about God, and sees a post like this, just make them think your bigots, weither you are or not, its what comes across. Shouldnt we be sending a better message? Instead of hate, why not love?
You do know Winnie-the-Pooh is a Canadian idea, right?
Actually, other posters might be right. Its either British or Canadian, or some combination thereof. My point still is that its not American.
ok you are so fucking funny! Ok you seem t have misunderstood the series. Pokemon (pronounced, pokey-mahn)(the e in pokemon is pronounced in japan as a long e, becomeing ee, pokeemon, it also stands for pocket monsters or pokemon for short) the image of pikachu “evolving is actually of pikachu using thunderbolt or thundershock. Pokemon is an ANIME, the japanese word for ” animated comics”. Manga is the japanese word for comic. Hentai means “pervert” and porn is ecchi (softcore). and another thing, the word evolve in this context means “gradually becoming greater ” like ” microsfot word is evolved version of the typewriter”. No where does pokemon promote evolution or darwin’s theory (and no dumbass, it ISN’T debunked, but creationism IS).
You know, you hardcore christians really make me sick. I don’t care about religion or whatever you say to me about that fact. all i can say about YOU is this:
Children, and especially 6-year old kids like you mentioned, shouldnt be packed with religion, god, jesus, or whatever. Kids of that age just want to have fun. You people think just because Pokémon doesn’t involve religion, god hates it, and therefore you should hate it too?
Kids should be more encouraged to watch these cartoons and play these games for the mere fact of having fun. It’s people like you who make the world a dull place by acting as if religion is everything.
And here’s a fun and scientifically correct fact:
GOD ISNT REAL, NONE OF THAT BULLSH*T EXISTS, OR HAS EVER EXISTED!!! SO CUT YOUR CRAP AND TEACH YOUR KIDS ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE ACTUALLY IMPORTANT AND REAL IN LIFE!!!
(boy i really hope some of you people get heart attacks after reading that :-P)
tomjmills@hotmail.co.uk
Contact me if you wish to discuss this topic. I’ll try to be polite and nice but…
YOU FAIL whata load of BULLLSHIT. Srsly email me anyone who agreed with this crap and I’ll prove you wrong. Atheists FTW!
What the hell!!!! You are giving false information! You cant even spell thier names right! You have to be the worst journalist ever! You have got the whole concept misread. I mean seriously, satanic?! Maybe your the one on crack! It is a harmless thing! and hentai is japanese animated porn! Not a cartoon that they would show on tv! I have loved pokemon for 8 years! I have never found anything wrong with it! You are are making parents look up “pokemon hentai” and that is why they think its bad. Do you want kids to read this and think you are telling them to look up pokemon hentai?! Talk about mental issues if they see that! i suggest you fix the article and get the hell off the internet and leave harmless pokemon alone! P.S. Does pikachu even look like a freaking bear?! Its a freakin mouse!!!!
You are mentally retarted. You are so blind. Pokemon is a anime, not hentai. Hentai is porn. Were you watching pokemon porn [is there such a strange thing?] ? Pokemon hunters? No, they are called trainers. No one worships pokemon. We play the game as a hobby. Fun. I’ve played pokemon since I was 4. You are a true idiot. Making claims with false facts. Me? Yes, I am insulting you. No. Don’t you think for a second I’m a athesist.
One more thing: articles like this causes some people to become athestists. Any questions?
We here at STR.com are currently in mourning for our friend Tristan, a great Christian and true American. I find it deeply upsetting that so many of you come on here and insult his memory and question his wisdom so soon after his passing. I have the compensation that Tristan is now dispensing truth in heaven, while you liberals will all burn in hell, but still, I think you should show some more decency.
LOL, you may see all that messed up religious stuff in Pokémon, but then again, how old are you?
Imagine a kid of about 6 to 10 years old playing a Pokémon game, or watching TV. All they see is colorful characters, because that’s all they want to see!
I know everyone has the right to post whats on his/her mind on the internet, but the way you describe your vision on these things makes me wonder why you post at all you close-minded b*tch. You’re just begging for people to hate you!
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That night Pastor and I fed those idolatrous comic-books into a blazing furnace, and later I repaid my friend with a selection of Jack Chick tracts. My friend was quite angry and refused to talk to me. I’m sure one day he will know that eternal salvation is worth far more than a bunch of old comic-books.
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If i was that guy, i’d call the cops on you for willfull destruction of property, and judging from the cover of that comic, you burned one or more rare and collectible, not to mention extremely expensive, comic books that could be worth more than $300 EACH. No wonder he got pissed at you. And to top it off you repaid him with lousy christian cartoons with nothing but lame jokes. What makes you think you have the right to destroy someone else’s property? That’s against the law, b****! and not even your precious religion is above the law. You think “the lord” is gonna keep you out of jail?
you know what? why don’t you give me your adress so i can knock some friggin sense in your small head?
anyone wish to discuss this any further? feel free!
sixaxis@live.be
“People who go around with stuff like tellebubbies are homosexual, unicorns are Satanic, etc., are trying to invent thrills in a religion that is already thrilling. God’s Holy Word contains all the religion I need.”
I asked a great man, and a Christian too. This is what he had to say. What do you have to say to that?
lol…no really
you actually think Nintendo and Game Freak intended to smite christianity with their games and animes? GET REAL! They want children to have sex with each other in dirty ways like ALL kids these days. (that, and make profit, but that’s beside the point)
Open your eyes, walk out the door, and breathe the air of the world around you, instead of living in your own little world doing what you think is right in God’s opinion.
I never actually believed there were people as arrogant and self-righteous as you guys until i found this website.
I’m sorry for er Tristan.
Wisdom? No. This is not wisdom. Stuff like this corrupts minds. I bet my stepdad read this a few years back. In fact, I belive he did. He told me about it. We talked and concluded this is stupidty.
Burning in hell? What breed of christian are you? Do you think God would approve of you saying that to…,well most of these recent posters are 8-23 years-old.
Alright guys. We should leave these er…people [?] alone. Try to comment with reason. Most importantly: don’t forget we are PBers. Do post here with care.
Your are fucking retarded!!! Maybe you are the one on crack! How could you think pokemon is satanic?! Oh yeah, cause’ the first thing I think of when I see a cute little yellow mouse is satan and cheap winne the poohs. Its a fucking mouse not a bear dumbass! Uri geller?! How the frick is he satanic?! I like to bend spoons, maybe im satin. Wow you are messed up if you think pokemon is against God!
tomjmills@hotmail.co.uktomjmills@hotmail.co.uktomjmills@hotmail.co.uk IDIOTS
Wow, this thing sucks. I happen to love Pokemon, and it is not as addicting as crack. The cards are not supposed to magical. Wait, Pooh-bear is a frickin’ stuffed animal that walks and talks! Why aren’t you convinced that he was raised by witchcraft? :O
Noticed those capital letters in my name? Yeah, POKEMON. RAY. QUA. ZA. Dragon. :P
HAHA! What then, ugly?
I believe that the poster knew nearly nothing about the game whatsoever. Nothing seems to be truthful in the entire post. :S
And by the way, the amount of American pride in this is annoying as hell. Does it really matter what area of the world you’re born in that much?
oh lets talk about the Winnie the Pooh image you posted:
- Pink background
- Pooh waving and smiling at kids
- Pooh saying “I love you!”
- HE’S NOT WEARING ANY PANTS!!!
But noooooo, nothing’s wrong with THAT!
let’s talk about Winnie the Pooh for a sec shall we?
- waves, smiles, and winks at little kids.
- looks more like a yellow version of Pedo-Bear
- Keeps using the phrase “I love you!” in various stuffed dolls.
and above all:
- Wears no pants!!!
Isn’t he sexy??
mmmm.
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But when some superhero saves the day, they call it gay and inapropriate for kids…
We are very sorry to hear about Tristan’s passing, Sam Johnston. We didn’t know about his death at the time.
However being pokemon fans for many years, it’s understandable we’d like to back up something he was putting down as “Satanic”. Anyone who likes pokemon knows that there is absolutely nothing wrong with it, and if you are to find unjust flaws in something as innocent as pokemon, who knows what else you could find flaws in?
But again, I’m sorry to hear about his passing and my heart goes out to his family. I hope that he lived a good life and is at peace wherever he is now.
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you actually think Nintendo and Game Freak intended to smite christianity with their games and animes? GET REAL! They want children to have sex with each other in dirty ways like ALL kids these days. (that, and make profit, but that’s beside the point)
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Christians my ass! altering my posts to make it look like you’re right? Doesn’t seem very honest and christian-like to me!
You want us to believe you’re gonna go to heaven while we rot in hell? editing posts like that was your one-way ticket downstairs then!
You wanna gain people’s trust and understanding? then be fucking fair!
WOW. like kids would be able to figure that out about pokemon. I feel bad for your child.
At first i was :|
Then i lol’d :D
Hmmm… I see that I’m not the only mad person who’s come over from Pokebeach to leave a remark. =/
OK, we’re sorry that Tristan died, and I retract my statement about needing a boy/girlfriend, but still. This is absolute nonsense. As was previously pointed out, this isn’t wisdom. This is quite the opposite. All of these facts are clearly wrong, and Tristan did no research whatsoever. This is just bullshit (pardon my language, ppl), but IT’S TRUE! Oh, here’s a nice fact. YOU’RE WRONG! Pokemon’s not satanic, and has nothing to do with God. God clearly states in the Bible, that there is 1 way into Heavan. To acknowledge that God is your saviour.
What you people fail to realize is that that is how you get into Heavan. Not by doing more right than wrong, not by preaching against every little thing, not by letting people know whether their on a “hitlist” or not. Just by acknowledging Jesus Christ as your saviour, and that he died for your sin, and that God is the 1 true God. If you don’t realize that, then YOU will be rotting in Hell, not us. We do acknowledge God’s existence (at least most of us), and as long as we do that, we WON’T rot in Hell.
PS: you have a hitlist? This is one of the least Christian sites yet. =/ Go read your Bible, and re-read the part where it says that “everyone was created equal”.
You are the single most stupidest person I have ever seen in my entire life. Go kill yourself you radical religious nut.
You are entitled to your oppinions but before you begin to spread hate, atleast do some fact checking. Your blog is riddled with inacuracies concerning the harmless pokemon card game, it’s running advertisment (the cartoon), and a certain disney bear (who is a taoist by the way)not to mention scientific law.
DONT YOU FUCKING INSOLENT LITTLE KIDS SEE THIS GUY IS FIGHTING FOR YOUR FREEDOM? LOOK AT THE TOP OF YOUR SCREEN. IT SAYS “THE FREEDOM BLOG”. DO YOU WANT FREEDOM OR SLAVERY? SLAVERY IS BAD. TRISTAN IS A MARTYR FOR HIS CONTRIBUTION TO GREAT LORD JESUS AND GOD EVEN GAVE HIM SOME SISTERS IN HEAVEN TO HAVE INCESTUOUS SEX WITH FOR BEING SUCH A NOBLE SON OF GOD. I BET YOU’RE ALL GOD HATING ATHIEST IT FIGURES THIS IS WHY WE FIGHT THE CULTURE WAR TO PROTECT YOUR FREEDOM AND PAVE THE WAY TO HEAVEN. IT SICKENS ME TO SEE HOW SO MANY YOUNG CHILDREN ARE MERELY PUPPETS OF THIS DEMONIC CULTURE DOMINATED BY THINGS SUCH AS CRACK COCAINE, NIGGERS, AND POKEMON. WHO IS THERE TO TEACH CHILDREN MORALS ANYMORE, HELL THOSE DAMN LIBERALS HAVE YOU THINKING INCEST IS BAD. HOLD ON, MY SISTER’S CALLING ME SHE SOUNDS DAMMMMMMMMMMMMM HORNY!!! LIVE ON LORD JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The 1600’s called, they want their puritan back.
What is wrong with you?
Just to clear some things up…
Is it wrong to teach children that a caterpillar goes through metamorphosis to turn into a butterfly?
Let’s look at the key words here: caterpillar, metamorphosis, and butterfly.
Metapod comes from caterpie and eventually metapod evolves into butterfree. See any similarities in the words? Let’s take a look.
Cater-
Meta-
Butterf-
on to those words one can add either
-pie or -pillar
-pod or -morphosis
-ree or -ly
tl;dr You’re on crack.
This is WAY off!
Please do research before writing an article.
First off, Pokemon isn’t hentai. Hentai is closest to porn in a animated TV show. Pokemon is FAR from that. Pokemon is an Anime which is simply an animated TV show from Japan.
“An image of Picachu “Evolving”, from the Pokemon TV Hentai series. Whe this show was first broadcast in Japan, many kids had violent convulsions. The Pokemon-people said it was just “epilepsy”, but knowing what I know now about this show I suspect that it was demonic posession.”
First off, it’s spelled “Pikachu”. Seccondly, this isn’t Pikachu evolving. When Pokemon evolve, it is supposed to be rare. I understand that you don’t support Darwinism, but please just accept that this series includes the rare change in a Pokemon’s features that just happens to be called evolution. The Japanese kids had an epilepsy because of flashing red and blue lights in a certain episode. This episode was never aired again, and it is actually illegal to own this episode in Japan. You will get arrested if you do believe it or not.
“Metapod: is one of the rarest and most powerful Pokemons. It is surely no coincidence that it is crescent shaped, like the crescent-moon the Muslims worship. This is burka-clad pokeman is an advert for children to turn away from Jesus Christ, as the player who can evolve the most Pokemons into Islamofascist Metapods is at an advantage.”
Metapod is described as very common and incredibly weak. Infact, in the TV show, it is said that almost everyone has had a Metapod at one time or another. In one episode, there was a battle between two Metapods. They couldn’t do anything. Metapod has no battle moves at all.
Please do not compair Metapod to the crescent-moon the Muslims worship. It is a simple character ment to look like a cacoon.
“Alakazam: Spoon-bending occultist Uri Geller allegedly paid millions of dollars to have the Pokemon company include his likeness in their products. I’m sure I need not remind you of the danger of the occult – it’s the fastest route to hell. Children are encouraged to study occult techniques in order to win the most game-points.”
You were close this time! Uri Geller did have something to do with Pokemon. Even so, he sued Pokemon for having his likeness in their products. He didn’t pay a penny to get this character made.
You don’t win game-points by studying anything. You “knock out” opponent pokemon by using attacks.
Please accept my opinions as I do support this franchise. I accept your oppinions and I hope you didn’t get offended by this reply.
i suggest this article should be removed, as it brings nothing but endless discussion.
As i’ve come to understand, the author of this article died recently, which means it’s not much good to him anyway.
It has also been proven, and said many times, that this article contains outrageously incorrect information, and spreads the WRONG word, instead of the right word, which i’m sure most actual christians would rather see.
I would also like to use this opportunity to say that God most likely wants everyone to live their life to the fullest, and that especially kids, shouldn’t be kept away from Pokémon and comics (among other things) as they are a simple form of entertainment and relaxation.
I was raised in a highly catholic family, i’m very catholic myself. But i ask for forgiveness when i say this article is pure bullshit (again, sorry for having to use that word…)
Hello. I’m pro-Pokémon, and may I just say that this is absolute crap. Pokémon is in no way anti-Christian, and many of your facts are wrong in this. Metapod is the weakest Pokémon you can get, aside from Magikarp. And do you even know what Hentai is?!? It’s pictures that aren’t good for people who… well, ANY people really, apart from perverts.
Once again, this is made from wrong facts and I bet it was made by a Pokémon hater. So, I like Pokémon and I’m Athiest; they have nothing in common. My MOTHER likes Pokémon and she’s a full-blown Christian.
Also, “Winnie the Pooh loves you” – HOW exactly is THIS more “gay” than Jigglypuff? Jigglypuff can be female too, most Pokémon can.
ONE EPISODE of Pokémon gave epilepsy, that episode was only ever aired once. Then they banned it. And that image is not of Pikachu evolving; it is using its Thundershock.
Honestly, I don’t get adults these days. You’re so retarded, no offence.
~Bethan, the Pro-Pokémon 12-year-old.
Jigglypuff: The only pokeman to be “gay” and “out” – Jigglypuff’s trademark move is to sing songs which entice characters into a drug-like trance of sexual debauchery. This ultra-liberal pokeman says “It’s Okay to be Gay”.
Someone got raped by the priest when she was young.
What the crap…?
I’m with Bethan on this one; there is not a snowball’s chance in HELL that Pokemon is anti-Christian. They used to be pro-Christian, actually! Now, they’re not pro- anything, really. The whole deal about “evolution” was not really connected to Darwin’s theory. Note how that in the series, the Pokemon evolve once or twice, or none at all, their lifetimes. In Darwin’s theory, mammals evolved over generations.
There is nothing gay about Winnie the Pooh nor Jigglypuff; all just ignorant assumptions. It just tries to show that “sharing is caring” to little girls and boys.
It is true that there were a few episodes were banned in the past of Pokemon. All of them but the epilepsy episode were banned due to offense! Tom and Jerry, Bugs Bunny, and related shows had guns and violence; ten times worse than Pokemon ever WISHED to be! They show hate. Pokemon doesn’t! People didn’t ban those shows! Very little, if any, did people complain about them.
So, what division of Christianity are you, anyway? I’m a HUGE Christian, and I take zero offense to Pokemon; I’ve grown up with it. I’m still referred to as a child, but I’ve lived with it for over ten years now, Christmas of ‘08 being the tenth anniversary.
Pokemon is in no matter tied to Satanism, either! They probably shun that stuff.
Bethan, I agree with you; I don’t get adults these days, either.
Geoffrey, the Pro-Pokemon 14-year-old.
And I’m Pokemon’s biggest fan, FYI, Tristan.
Hell yea them pokeymen can burn in hell with those damn liberals
go operation america FUCC IRAQ
Epic troll is epic. Thanks Tristan.
By the way, you’re really cute. Can I fuck you in the ass?
Tristan is no longer part of this project. I can assure you that it is not a troll.
David Joshua October 10th, 2008 2:03 PM >>
In response to your post.
I’m not a “her”.
and
Go fucketh thou self.
These charming all-American children’s stories are based on the popular animated series that has entertained generations. <– at this I understood that you people are absolutely hopeless. What’s next – you’re claiming that Beethoven is only a dog?
Besides, I highly doubt that any of this writing persons ever has seen hentai. Pokemon may be crap but it’s far from real hentai.
Why can’t you write about something more important, like saying “no” to animal cruelty? Wait, don’t even try that, you all would probably pull of typical “no-research-just-trying-to-act-smart-but-failing-totally” crap.
there is anime, then there is hentai. Hentai is porn, anime is harmless cartoons.
idiots. burn in hell.
Hi there. I am going to check it, since I saw a comment in another site regarding \”\”. Someone related to giant smarties candy. Thanks anyway.
you are cracked up lady! you totoally took this the wrong way! You are GAY!
Regarding superheroes.
I understand that it goes against the commandments to worship false idols. But superheroes weren’t made to be worshiped as if they were god. Superheroes are simply people with extraordinary abilities. Some of them use these powers for evil, but some use their powers for good. It’s like anything else in this world. Some Christians are great people who want to spread their love of god to others to uplift their spirits and let them feel loved. Some Christians however spew vulgar lies from their mouths and rape little boys. You shouldn’t boycott comics for what a few of them might show when so many of them have positive things to offer. Just like you wouldn’t and don’t turn your eyes from Christianity if some controversy arises involving it.
If you actually read comic books, you might see that the message in most are inherently positive. Spider-man explores themes of responsibility, for example – “With great power, comes great responsibility.” THAT is a message I want my kids to hear and understand, not “Everything is threatening and scary and evil and you can’t read these.”
Also, you said that a friend had loaned you comic books, and because you disagreed with these comics, you set them on fire? That hardly seems to be a very christian-like thing to do. Destroying another person’s property and then smugly offering them pamphlets? No wonder your friend was mad.
Moving on, Pokemon is not hentai. Please research the meaning of words before using them, especially since you’re arguing against something. Falsely describing a child’s cartoon as filthy and pornographic makes you look like an awful debater.
Also, it’s Pokemon, not Pokemen. And you pronounce it “Poe-Kay-Mon” is on “Edgar Allen Poe/oKay/Monster”.
It amuses me that you claim to know all about Pokemon and how satanic they are, and yet you can’t even spell or pronounce the word. Maybe you should have researched Pokemon by watching it, reading it, and/or playing it, and talking to other children and their parents from outside of your church about what their opinions are, rather than looking up propaganda, gossip, and controversy and trying to use them as the backbone of your argument.
Also, everything you said about Metapod is incorrect.
It is not rare OR powerful. It is actually one of the weakest and most pathetic Pokemon there are. It can only use one technique, which causes it to harden its cocoon to protect itself from attacks. When it evolves, it turns into a beautiful butterfly. Terrifying. Cover your eyes, kids!
If you think that the shape of a cartoon can make children become islamofasciasts or whatever you called them, then you are out of your freaking mind.
Might as well forbid them for looking at the moon, or half eaten hamburgers, or orange peels, or anything else that could conceivably resemble something a crescent moon.
Oh no! That orange peel resembles the crescent-moon that the muslims worship! Lets boycott the elementary school for serving it in a school lunch!
Moving on, Uri Geller did NOT pay nintendo millions to include his likeness in the series. Uri Geller SUED nintendo for millions because he believed that there were similarities between him and the Pokemon Kadabra. So not only were you totally wrong about Uri Geller’s involvement with Pokemon, but you didn’t even get the Pokemon right. Seriously…are you even researching this stuff?
Jigglypuff has always been feminine in nature in the TV show. Feminine does not equal gay. There are many men who appear feminine in appearance or mannerisms (High voice, wear perfume, etc) that are straight, and many men who appear to be a typical straight male (drink beer, watch football, work at a construction site) that are gay. Stereotypes are ignorant.
If your image of every gay person in the world is a small pink singing creature, you need to get out more.
Speaking of singing, Jigglypuff does not lure people into having sex orgies. In fact, its signature move, ’sing’, is a pleasant melody that causes people to fall asleep happily sucking their thumbs. Jigglypuff’s appearances in the Anime have always been comical and innocent in nature. The most negative part of Jigglypuff’s encounters with humans is that when people see Jigglypuff, they say “oh no!” because they know they’re about to fall asleep for a few minutes when they’re in the middle of something. Which I find to be pretty funny.
How in the world is that threatening?
Maybe if the show proceeded to show Jigglypuff violently molesting the main characters while they slept, I would understand your concern, but nothing of the sort EVER happens in Pokemon.
Finally, saying that Pokemon is more addictive than crack cocaine is a figure of speech. I could say that tomatoes are more addictive than crack cocaine. Would you then refuse to give your children tomatoes because of what somebody else said? I personally love tomatoes. I eat them every day on salads, sandwiches, and even by themselves as slices with balsamic vinegar. Is that unhealthy?
If your children become addicted to a video game and play it to the exclusion of schoolwork, friends, etc then it is your job to monitor their time spent on the device, not to completely ban it from your house just because you think it is satanic. Besides, there’s an enormous difference between a video game and an illicit drug. Seriously, they aren’t even comparable.
Denying your children the knowledge of popular and lovable characters such as Spider Man or Pikachu could be damaging to them because they’ll have been denied fairytales. Did you tell your kid/kids aout Santa or the Easter Bunny? Probably. What if you had never grown up believing in santa? You would be very different because you wouldn’t have grown up believing in something wondrous and awe inspiring.
What if you’d never grown up believing in jesus? That could be pretty traumatizing too, right?
Honestly, this is one of the most ignorant things I’ve ever read on the internet, and while it made me laugh my head off, I felt like I just had to write something to express how absolutely ludicrous your claims are in case some poor soul reads what you’ve written and actually believes it.
Let me first apologize, sincerely for not reading all the comments here after the blog itself. After the first 10 or so I started to get queasy from the ignorant crazies that actually frequent the internet. First, I’d like to ask why the writer of this post would lie to people to turn them against something, when if they really were like the writer they’d obviously see it the same way. Being that I played Pokemon for years as a child, I’m actually offended that you say Metapod is the strongest, that’s just silly. Also Jigglypuff were originally seen as female, and pink on a girl was never gay by any standard or culture on this earth last I checked. Also “hentai” certainly is defacing to say the least, being that this is called “Anime” and hentai happens to be the pornographic version of Anime, in which case Pokemon obviously does not fit. I’d say enough people covered the origins of pooh so I’m sure that got the idea across, but you said Super-Heroes were graven images lol. They’re supposed to be fictitious symbols of justice and wholesome morals, so when did we start burning people at the stake for that? This is the type of rubbish that holy wars are started over, when people who live in bubbles lash out irrationally at things they don’t understand. It’s one thing to assume that anything that goes against your religion is damnable, but it’s completely different to assume everyone in the world knows your religion, and believes in the opposite just because they don’t fall into your worthless idea of culture. Oh, before I go letting the writer have all of my “Judgement” A person left a comment stating that Genghis Khan made a deal with a demon who had a hebrew name by the way, to curse american children to worship the devil. Now, do they just look for names in history to ravage and turn into their lies or do they really believe this crap? First off America wasn’t around when he died, and even if it was, Khan ruled most of Asia, which is nowhere near us, and he really had no structured religion, so I kinda doubt he knew who the devil was, and would have any reason to curse children. It’s because of the fact people like this that I pity our world’s population. Zealots hate nothing more than a person who does not choose a side, and make no mistake these are zealots and they’ll do more harm than anything.
Fail article is Fail.
You could have at least done your research before bashing something.
lol this made me laugh, metapod being the strongest you dont have a clue.
Also pokemon is nothing like devil worship and is not hentai do you even know what hentai is? I believe in god and Jesus Christ because I am a catholic but this is going to far. you need to do research before posting this stuff.
This has to be the stupidest thing I have ever read.. I’m glad you are so bias.. Please go live in a cave with the rest of the religious extremists so that pokemon doesn’t poison your mind..
Also, if you are going to do some research on something then you should really be accurate in what you do.. You seriously have no idea what Pokemon is about.. Just wow.. If I were to meet you in person and you spewed this to me then I would have to smack you with a stupid stick for a full week.. That’s how stupid you are..
WOW!
SUPER EPIC LOSE FAIL!!!
If any of you super crazy, non-liberals read this, go buy a Pokemon game, beat all of it, and tell me if you find anything wrong with it.
Do not listen to this woman if your life depended on it.
Go into any modern science class, and you’ll discover Darwin’s “theory” isn’t much of a theory anymore, it’s a completely, 100% real FACT OF LIFE.
Deal with it, move on, and always remember, You Can’t Put a Fish in a Letter!
I never bid believe in that one.
lol whut?!
This is the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen. You fundies really need to chill you know? Winnie the pooh is cute for 3 year olds, but honestly let your kids grow up with some dignity.
And. . . Pokemon, WTF XD THE YELLOW PERIL SPFFFFFFT HAHAHAH
Muslim Metapod. Rare Metapod? My God, people are so ignorant these days, I really worry about the gene pool.
I should show this to my friends, they’d lol.
Also . . . I wonder if this blog has made it to 4chan yet? Many lulz would be had. . .
Hi, I’ve read a few of your ‘articles’ before, but this is my first comment. I just couldn’t resist explaining how you are wrong in just about everything you said.
1, Winnie the pooh is not Fran Posner’s original character. The disney version may be, but to be honest, the disney version is like a slim shadow of the original books, by A.A. Milne. Round one to me.
2, So a friend loaned you some comics…and you burnt them? Do you not think it would have been more sensible to give them back to him and say: “I don’t agree with the message of these comics, take them back, I don’t want them” See, that way, your friend keeps his comics and you get to make your poit while not being a complete bitch.
3, Pikachu is a mouse, not a bear. Hence its name “The electric mouse Pokemon”
4, Pokemon is not Hentai. Hentai contains explicit sex, extreme violence or similarly adult themes.
5, The protagonist of the games and anime are pokemon trainers, not “Pokemon Hunters” or “Poke-maniacs”. In fact, while these two characters do exist, they are actually portrayed negatively.
6, Don’t believe it was epilepsy? Fine – flash red and blue lights in front of an epileptic and strangely enough, they will have a fit.
7, Darwin’s theory of Evolution is widely accepted. So stick that in your pipe and smoke it. Maybe you’ll do us all a favour and get lung cancer while doing so.
8, Caterpie evolves into Metapod to represent a caterpillar going into a cocoon. In fact, when Caterpie was shown evolving in the anime, it actually wrapped itself up in its silk, exactly like a real caterpillar.
9, Pikachu is a copy of Winnie the Pooh? Maybe you’re the one on crack…
10, Metapod is common as muck and hilariousl weak. And its shaped after a coccon. Go figure.
11, Uri Geller tried to sue pokemon because Kadabra resembled him. So no, he did NOT pay to be in the game.
12, Occult techniques? What the HELL are you talking about? I mean, how “occult” can you get with ‘A’ button, ‘B’ button and a directional pad? Plus, there’s no such thing as game points.
13, Jigglypuff are actually mostly female, so I uess your prejudices don’t apply to them. Plus, Pink doesn’t actually mean gay, strange as it sounds. After all, “white” people are in fact pink, are we not? And Jigglypuff sings lullabies to send its opponents to sleep. How you managed to work sexual themes into that, I have no idea.
14, It is okay to be Gay. So even if you were right about Jigglypuff (which you weren’t) it just means that its spreading a message of tolerance and love. Oh dear, you fail life.
15, You like Jack Chick too much. Seriously, your niece is more likely to rip your eyeballs out for being such a prejudiced son-of-a-bitch. And yes, I do mean son.
Okay,first of all,whoever posted something about the Chinese,go fuck yourself. I’m sure the Lord wouldn’t be happy about your racism. SECOND OF ALL,POKEMON IS A FUCKING ANIME/GAME FRANCHISE. GODDAMN,IF YOU’RE LIKE THIS,THE BEST GAME FOR YOU WOULD BE “Bible Games” for the NES.That was a very shitty game.THIS HAND OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER! IT’S BURNING GRIP TELLS ME TO DEFEAT YOU! TAKE THIS,MY LOVE,MY ANGER,AND ALL OF MY SORROW! SHINING FINGER SWORD! GO! GO! GOOOO!
I feel sorry for the people around you.
Honestly this is one of the biggest bullcrap I have ever read. When I first read this, I spotted like several flaws right away:
“Pokemon is one of the most popular Japanise animations or “Hentai”.”
Hentai is nothing more than animated japanese pornography. Honestly, WHEN THE HELL WAS POKEMON EVER CONSIDERED HENTAI???
“They are a foreign made manual of perversion and junk-science, designed to lure kids away from God.”
Uh huh… since when was pokemon ever afficilated with pornography? And how DOES it lure kids away from god?
“These kids are on a mission to collect and “evolve” every single type of Pokemon in order to become the most feared Pokeomon-Hunter in the land. That’s right: “Evolve!”"
This is the crap I’d be expecting from another ‘person who thinks pokemon are considered evil’, what the hell is with you people thinking Evolution is evil?
I mean in history, humans were descendants from apes and we got scientific proof for that. Or maybe the fact that you people didnt notice the caterpillar ‘changing’ into a butterfly.
What about the pill bug or the hedgehog? Or maybe the tadpole? Surely evolution is pretty much considered normal.
“An image of Picachu “Evolving”, from the Pokemon TV Hentai series. When this show was first broadcast in Japan, many kids had violent convulsions. The Pokemon-people said it was just “epilepsy”, but knowing what I know now about this show I suspect that it was demonic posession.”
Once again, Pokemon is not hentai >_>
And get your facts right, this is Pikachu using Thunderbolt, Ash’s Pikachu has never ever evolved before.
And the show has never caused epilepsy before in the outside world, only one episode contained an episode that gaves others epilepsy, but it wasn’t aired outside Japan at all.
“Demonic Passion…” yea right, It’s natural for a kid to be interested in adorable plushy like animals.
“It seems that many of the Pokemon characters that the kids collect are themselves inspired by liberal “alternative-lifestyles” and devil-worship:”
Kids are inspired by animated cartoons or drawings of fantasy.
This is just stupid, thinking kids will be ‘inspired by liberal “alternative-lifestyles” and devil-worship’ just from getting interest in pokemon…
Metapod: is one of the rarest and most powerful Pokemons. It is surely no coincidence that it is crescent shaped, like the crescent-moon the Muslims worship. This is burka-clad pokeman is an advert for children to turn away from Jesus Christ, as the player who can evolve the most Pokemons into Islamofascist Metapods is at an advantage.
Once again, do your research properly before you come up with another stupid idea of inciting others to argue angrily with you.
Metapod’s is rare and powerful? Dude, that pokemon is a very common and one of the weakest pokemon in the game. And what did you expect from a cocoon like pokemon? Next thing I’d expect is people complaining that a Kakuna looks like a dildo >_>.
Alakazam: Spoon-bending occultist Uri Geller allegedly paid millions of dollars to have the Pokemon company include his likeness in their products. I’m sure I need not remind you of the danger of the occult – it’s the fastest route to hell. Children are encouraged to study occult techniques in order to win the most game-points.
Occult techniques are nothing but bullshit, surely you can’t believe in them? I totally doubt anyone in the world will have psychic powers enough to bend a spoon upon gaze. The idea of this is pretty downright stupid really.
Jigglypuff: The only pokeman to be “gay” and “out” – Jigglypuff’s trademark move is to sing songs which entice characters into a drug-like trance of sexual debauchery. This ultra-liberal pokeman says “It’s Okay to be Gay”.
Jigglypuff is gay? No way! So you’re saying everyone who sings is considered gay? My how insulting and rude, not to mention sexist!
You know, there’s a major difference between sleeping and enticing others into a ‘drug-like trance of sexual debauchery.’ The idea of this is so stupid that it’s almost laughable.
Craig Harris, the editor of IGN, a games review site described the Pokemon games as “More addictive than crack”. Crack-cocaine is illegal in every country (except Iran), and we wouldn’t give it to our kids, so why should we give them Pokemon games?
Well it’s natural for a child to be addicted to games. And dont you DARE compare games with drugs, there’s major differences between them:
Firstly drugs can poison and kill you, games can’t.
Secondly, even if drugs didnt kill you, it can still horribly cripple you for life given that you overdose, games can’t.
Thirdly, it’s hard to get off drugs, games it’s easy (well not as easy but it’s certainly much easier getting off games than drugs).
And pokemon games are the same as any game, since when did anyone ever consume one and go hyper?
I would sooner cut my own eye out than offer my dear sweet niece such satanic trash.
Now you’re calling pokemon Satanic Trash now? Boy, if Satoshi Tajiri ever read this, he’s gonna flip at your insult and views towards pokemon.
And for fucks sake, pokemon is not evil! Just because pokemon evolves doesn’t mean it’s gonna strongly influence christianity. And I assure you if anyone else was in your nieces position, I highly doubt they’d be thankful of a collection of Jack Chick tracts >_>.
Overall, how many faults have I pointed out?
This is by far the worst trash complaint I have ever read. Pokemon aren’t evil, they’re just animals in a childs fantasy.
omg im laughing so much at you jezza said enough oh and your “jesus” would probally laugh at you just as much if he knew about pokemon and well wasnt dead or 2009 years old but realy you are a idiot and i think im gonna send this to some people just to laugh at you also comic books are meant to have action and i think your friend had a good right not to talk to you i mean say i burned your bible. I hope your niece reads better things then the bible all day i mean realy the bible is not a book you read and say is your favorite
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA pokemon hentai since when have these two words been related? First learn what hentai means before posting bullshit such as this. Satanic has nothing to do with pokemon besides which little kid doesn’t like cute cuddly furry animals? Metapod is a hard to find pokemon? My little bro is flipping over there because he “encountered” another one in his game. Besides if you hate evolution so much than give me enough proof that there is a God before attacking something that is backed up with real FACTS! THATS RIGHT FACTS I BET YOU DON’T HAVE ANY TO BACK UP YOU BS THREAD HUH?
Every one of you is an idiot. This is obviously a joke.
Not only is this article laughable, it is also ridiculous. Issue one, Japanese Animation is called Anime, not Hentai, Hentai is Japanese Drawn Porn. Issue 2, False Info on Pokemon: Pikachu’s name comes from Pika, the Japanese sound effect for lightning strikes, and chu, the Japanese sound for a mouse squeak. Pikachu is actually a mouse, not a bear and only resembles Winnie the Pooh in color, also, Pikachu chooses not to evolve in the Anime, that screenshot is of one of its attacks, Thunderbolt. Metapod isn’t rare at all, it is the 2nd form of Caterpie, a caterpillar Pokemon, thus Metapod is a cocoon from which a butterfly Pokemon called Butterfree will come from. Caterpie & Metapod are actually too of the most common Pokemon, not rare at all. Metapod can only use one move, harden, and it is rarely found in anyone’s party. Uri Geller actually SUED Nintendo for allegedly using his image without his permission. Jigglypuff’s signature technique, Sing, doesn’t make people or Pokemon enter a drug-like state and partake in sex, it makes them fall a sleep. Issue 3, taking things in a way as to support your debate: “More Addictive than Crack” is just a way of saying that something is so much fun, you don’t want to stop. Issue 4, the Occult: The occult is never mentioned in Pokemon, be it the games or the anime, you are never taught about it in the games in anyway. You only learn strategy and try to become a Pokemon League Champion, stop an evil organization, and try to catch all of the Pokemon (if you wish too). There also isn’t a point system in Pokemon. Issue 5, homosexuality: they never reference any sexuality in Pokemon media. Jigglypuff is a species of Pokemon. In fact, you can breed Pokemon, and only with male and female Pokemon, never same sex Pokemon. Because I know someone will use this in someway sexual, you never, ever see the act, even the old couple who gives you the Pokemon egg says “We don’t know how it got there, but it was with your Pokemon”. There is also a move called charm, it will only work on Pokemon of the opposite gender of the Pokemon who had used the move.
Its also pronounced Poke-a-mon, not Pokeyman, hence the accent. Please actually do research rather than saying you did. Its crystal clear to anyone who really knows Pokemon that you did absolutely none at all.
this is great i think i can send this to anyone and they would think of it as a joke
You’re so pathetic…
i just have one word for you: RESEARCH!
Don’t talk if you dont know what you’re talking about -_-
idiot
Dude how much time do you have to look through the Pokedexa and misspell stuff that is right in front of you? God you need to go DO RESEARCH!
1Hey lady why would Japanese people support Islam
2 METAPOD IS THE WORST POKEMON EVER 2nd to magikarp
3Don’t really think most people like pikachu anyway but it is the most known
4 Why do you hate pokémon
5 What is wrong with Pooh
6 YOU SUCK AT SPELLING
7 Obama is president you shouldn’t disrespect the President it is injust
8 Jigglypuff can only be Female
9 Pooh is from Hinduisim
10 Slingshoooter March 22nd, 2009 1:41 AM
You’re so pathetic…
this is true
This site is obviously satire. Read #4 in the terms and conditions.
This site is OBVIOUSLY satire. Read #4 in terms and conditions.
Whoa Whoa WHOA WHOA WHOOOOOOA. Pokemon aren’t Satan’s puppets. To compare to somebody probably 21 yrs. older than me:
1) I am a Christian
2) I’m 9.
3) I’m a Pokelover.
Metapod, strongest Pokemon? *doooiiiink* *eye explodes*
It is so weak, all it does is sit there, and hope it’s whacking its enemy in the face (How can it see in a cocoon?)
Now, you’re Uri Geller guy would NEVER Pay ninty. Now, Pokemon is OWNED by Ninty. Us Pokefans all know that right? *magically puts on a lawyer suit and crowd of pokefans crowd come behind pikalover*
Picacu? I think you mean PiKacHu. It does NOT look a THING like Winnie (HE’S GAY, WHY ARE YOU SAYING A POOR JIGGLYPUFF IS GAY? YOU”RE PARODIZING POKEMON IDIOT!) Unless you’re high. WHICH YOU ARE. Read the top…
HENTAI IS FOR ADULTS, THATS ANIME!
What If I Burned you’re house? Spiderman means alot to some people. I’m pretty sure those Jack Geek tracks didn’t help him any.
You’re NIECE says THE BIBLE is the BEST BOOK EVER?
Maybe it is, but I hope she has REAL books around the house…
PokemOn, thank you.
Hah! Bible Freak! You haven’t heard of the Fantastic Four!
You’re Preacher is right, but not about the, a-um, uh, “GRAVEN IMAGES” Part.
The Evolution part isn’t that bad.
Peace out Pokefans,
The 9 yr old Pokelova
If this is your entire basis for hating Pokemon, then you are a complete idiot. You are one of those retards who give us Christians a bad name.
Do you even realize that “evolution” really refers to metamorphosis, or that the Church accepts evolution as the way God created species?
Pikachu also has little in common with Winnie-the-Pooh
Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Oh, look at the way Pokemon fans rant. Pokemon is so satanic.” You’re wrong. The driving forces are more the fact that you have misconstrued the purpose of Christ, and also misconstrued Pokemon as the Antichrist, and most importantly- AS A CATHOLIC- my crusading spirit tells me that you are helping the devil more than Pokemon is.
You also think that you are so freaking American, but you suck at spelling and you hate liberals irrationally.
Also, psychics and magic are not against God. Reread Revelations, and you will find that God is not calling magic evil so much as calling the users of magic evil. Now shut up.
Okay, this is a load of (expletive). Hetai is a genre of Pornography. The word you’re looking for is anime. (accent on the e). While i am a Christian, this is absolute bogus. Jigglyuff sings pokemon to sleep. SO WHAT?!? You are sick for thinking it is in order to have sex with the other Pokemon. I can go on and on about how incredibly stupid this is, but I will not.
I will just close by saying you must be a) an uninformed fool who can’t even bother doing research for an article, or b) an incredibly sensitive person who gets offended by a KIDS TV SHOW! (you may choose both, if you wish)
And comic-book stores carry even more dangerous things than Winnie The Pooh…….
I really… really… dislike you and your need to spread fear in order to keep your ideals afloat…
As long as we have some momentum in focusing on the negative worked up, lets us have a good ol’ fashioned lynchin’, a book burnin’ and a witch hunt. Then we can get back to finding absurd reasons to bash any and all FICTION LITERATURE except the bible and “left behind.” If we are as lucky as we are STUPID, soon there won’t be anything left to read except for the bible, ironically the best selling piece of fictional literature of all time.
omg
seriously
wow okay first of all
how is pokemon evil?
oh yea and it aint hentai its anime there is a difference you know
and oikachu looks nothing like whinnie the pooh lol its a mouse for starters.
seriously what is wrong with you
where in the bible does it say that you should look for sin in everything and too disrespect somthing you dont like.
pokemon origonally wasnt meant for young kids anyway .
oh so am i going to hell for loving pokemon?
*sigh*
…You are a stupid idiodic dumbass!!!!!!!!!
Pika=sparkle/spark
Chu=mouse
damn u get at least that right. not to mention… picacu???? WTF… i repeat. WHAT THE FUCK!?!!?!
metapod falls into the category of the 20 WEAKEST pokemon. really!! it’s not strong.
Can you honestly compare by appearance (or any other factor for that matter) PIKACHU to WINNIE THE POOH???????/ they are NOTHING ALIKE
jigglypuff is NOT gay, and so what if it is? and it has NOTHING TO DO WITH DRUGS OR ANYTHING OF THAT KIND.
and lemme explain something in SIMPLE terms so even a halfwit like you could understand……….
“Hentai” is – in the context you used it – referring to “pornographic cartoons”
which…. Pokemon is not.
Pokemon is a story about a boy who wants to make friends with many Pokemon and people while he and his Pokemon train to become strong. They have a dream – to be the best. The story of Pokemon is about a boy who makes FRIENDS. It is about a boy who is FOLLOWING HIS DREAM. Are you implying to your poor little niece that FRIENDSHIP and GOING FOR THE GOLD so to speak is a BAD thing?????????? honestly… you should go back to kindergarten. or a mental asylum. yeah. that’s where you belong.
I could rant like this forever. but I won’t… I have already wasted my time enough on you. Be grateful that I even bothered to comment.
My sincerest apologies to anyone who had to deal with this person in life.
To the parents, siblings, Neighbors, family-friends, etc… I offer my sincere apologies for this person’s COMPLETE STUPIDITY.
and now if you will excuse me… I will be playing my Pokemon game. Good day.
Wait wait WAIT.. ok “Metapod” is not rare he’s common you find him everywere.(in a forested area). Alakazam are you shitting me. he was made to look generic.
your are drawing conclusions from your own facts and attempting to support them. you are littlery one of the reasons why i hate cristian’s. i beleave in god yes. but you go to far with your extreamist statements.
better yet were’s my copy of The Malleus Maleficarum.
pokemon is nothing more then a childrens cartoon. oh and on the “Hentai” comment. there is no porn in pokemon.
oh, and that banned episode. sorry but “Demonic possesion” kidna refer’s to being possesed. and in japan you cannot be possesed unless you acually give yourself in and kill yourself “commiting seppuku”.
so i am dearly sorry miss or sir. but you need to get a real life. and stop imposing your views on others.
wow… LOL
sad person
u fucking bastard pokemon is for kids and teens, some kids DON’T believe in fucking jesus!!! u ass
Why is Jigglypuff gay? Jynx is obviously the gay pokemon. Also, what about Mewtwo being a result of unnatural experimentation? What about Staryu looking like the Wiccan pentagram? Prehistoric pokemon that also support evolution? Ghost pokemon teaching kids to believe in ghosts? Fighting pokemon that teach kids to be violent? Snorlax teaching kids to be fat and lazy? Also, Chick Tracts? Get serious. Those things are one step above toilet paper.
On the above comment.
The pokemon don’t teach kids to be fat/gay etc. if anything the parents have more of an impact.
As a psycology student, parents have 85% influence.
Freinds have 10% and the last 5% is external(pokemon).
Personally there is nothing wrong with pokemon. look at todays youth this “wigger/gangster” movement is having a more negitive impact then pokemon. were’s the articles for that?
Is this supposed to be a joke?
No, it isn’t.
and it is people like this in the world who make it a horrible place to live in.
You want to know what a sin is? Heresy and blasphemy. When you use God’s and Christ’s name to lie, even in his name. I don’t remember Christ’s teachings saying that falsifications in the name of God is the right way, I thought our religion was based around the TRUTH.
are you joking?! because this is a blatent example of the narrow minded majority of America.
whoa. ive seen alot on stupid people in my life but come on… you a alone with your opinions man…
There are many mistakes in your Blog,
1. It’s PIKACHU not Picacu
2. JIGGLYPUFF ISN’T GAY. She’s a girl… and besides, it’s okay to be gay, if you truly love someone, it shouldn’t matter what they are or what they look like…
3. Metapod is one of the weakest Pokemon in the game and easy to catch, and his evolution line is parallel to the Caterpillar/Cocoon/Butterfly line. Caterpie is a caterpillar, Metapod is a cocoon, and Butterfree is a Butterfly.
4. Also, just because Pikachu is yellow, he looks nothing like Winnie The Pooh. That means everything Yellow looks like Winnie The Pooh?
5. The Theory of Evolution is real and has been proven. Regardless if God made it or not.
6. Jigglypuff songs make people sleep, not have sex…
7. What’s wrong with Muslims? Fucking Racist.
This has given me a horrible image of conservatives. I’m an atheist, but I respect other people’s views and so should you. I am a huge fan of Pokemon and am offended by this. You know what you are? A close-minded incestous cowboy CUNT. And since nothing will happen when I die, I type this: HAIL SATAN. Thank you for your time.
ok, listen here. i’m 13, and i’ve been playing pokemon since i was 7. i am not a devil worshipping, god hating, demonic thing.
when pokemon evolve, they grow. they get bigger, stronger, and all around better. your picture of pikachu “evolving” is really a pic of him using thunderbolt, one of his electric attacks.
metapod sucks. it’s found in a forest early on in the games. it can’t do anything, and it’s based off a cocoon. and i’m pretty sure a caterpillar cocoon isn’t based off of the devil.
jigglypuff isn’t gay either. and there are no drugs involved in pokemon and it’s not hentai. hentai is animated porno. when jigglypuff sings, it’s like a lullaby and it makes people fall asleep.
pikachu is nothing like whinnie – the – pooh. can pooh bear shoot lightning from his cheeks? if he did, you would be saying he was from the devil too.
you’re just a freak. i bet you take everything anti-christ. oh no, this ice cream made me fat! it’s from the devil! wait, you wouldn’t be eating icecream cause it’s yummy and good things like that are from the devil.
yea, thanks for making me laugh at you, you dumbass bitch.
wow dude your on some serous shit about all this this is why i dont go to chuch i dont know what the fuck worng with u but i think your reading that bible backwards ya fucken dumbass
Upon reading the two articles you posted about pokémon, I decided to leave you a comment. No, I won’t be rude, but I won’t agree with you in any way except in a side-note:
1 – If pikachu (Elecrict mouse pokémon) is similar to Winnie-The-Pooh because he is yellow, than a banana is similar to Winnie-The-Pooh. If a banana, with it’s shape, is similar to Winnie-The-Pooh and similar to another thing you are worshiping a male organ, which is Satanic.
2 – Just because a little pokémon sings and is pink you asume he is gay. Since you are Christian, I may asume you turn things to wine, die on a cross everyday and belive in knights that battled around europe spitting in the cross?
3 – If you work at a hospital and give a donation to GameFreak, than if ANY hospital apears in the game it means you paid for it?
4 – You are SO informed about pokémon that you used a japanese term to call it “pornography with comic characters”, you comited several mistakes on saying their names, you said a pokémon attacking was actually evolving, you said a common pokémon is rare and finnaly you acused an episode of causing seizures when it was not that one to cause it.
Relative to http://shelleytherepublican.com/2009/01/26/jesus-vs-pokemon-the-final-smackdown.aspx :
1 – If you made a great progress in riding America of pokémon why do most of the children in America heard/played/saw the bran?
2 – If your reader fran spoke trully in her e-mail than she should know, as any good Christian, that she was posesed by Satan impersonating Jesus when breaking her son’s game.
3 – Homosexual people live in pokémon shapepd houses.
And the comment I promissed:
If you are a true Christian you should have an open heart untill you have proof the game is evil. Also you should know that spreading rumors is not nice.
With this I leave your site to return when the next post about pokémon needs correction.
I personally love what im reading here. (iv’e posted a few comments)
This entiore site just goes to show you how wrong these people can be.
they think they are going to “God” well they are wrong.
God does not tollerate this crap. jesus, maybe. god no.
Go back before 2010 years ago. god was a vengful, smiting force. have fun in the 8th ring of hell.