It reads “Thou shall not fuck” or something like that.

And haven’t you ever heard of the eminent Discovery Institute?

I got my title from doing a PHD and thanks to the grace of God.

Just look at my sig, guy. You know me.

And still, how much did it cost to bribe the guys giving you that title?

Listen, i got my PHD from the same organisation as the learned Dr. Kent E Hovind, the Patriot Bible University (North Carolina) branch. God has recently helped me to complete a correspondence course, and a charitable view would be that this is a cause for celebration not mocking and doubt. Oh you doubting Thomas liberals! Thou wouldst have stoned upon our Lord! Out! Out! Get YE Behind me! For mine is the WAY and the LIGHT Saieth the Lord, Give us this day our daily bread,. for thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory, forgive us, forgive us! Forever and ever AMEN!!!!!!

Ok, so they basically gave it to you for being a whacko. Wow, there are titles for everything. PS: You should demand your money back, they should have teached you to spell.

PS: There are credit cards in Europe. We just don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t depend on them to much.

You liberals make me sick?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ? Thank Jesus that when the 3rd Revival of Christianity is complete in the U.S.A. you will find yourself in a Christian Re-eduucation facility, with no choice but to experience God?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s total love. I shall save your cheap sarcasm as an example of godless pre-rapture attitudes.

Well, he will be in that facility for perhaps two months. Then europe and the UNS will declare war on your country and free you from your moronic government to bring you back peace and liberty.

Null said:
Everyone (this includes Moslems, Christians, zoroastrians, Athiests, Jews, and agnostics [i dont feel like listing anymore]): Stick to your beliefs, but dont jump down everyone else?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s collective throat just because they dont believe what you do and you think youre right.

Don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t worry. The only throats I jump on are the ones of people jumping on mine. Like Tristan and Co.

The German Guy
Impeach Bush. Honestly, just impeach him.

As to Tristan’s thoughtful post, I agree completely. I think even some of my left-leaning friends are coming around to this spiritual awakening. When I tell them the good news and about how great our dear President Bush is many of them invoke the name of our Lord!

“Oh, God!” “Dear Lord.” “Jesus Christ.” etc.

It’s a small step, but I think I am getting through to them. Praise Jesus!

but let us talks erious a Dr. is someone with a phd in science not theology.

I am quite convinced the poor soul earned it legitimately, on his knees, praying loudly to the good lord.

“Oh God, Oh God, YES, YES, YES, YES !!!!!”

I believe those are the sort of sounds of the “rapture” and something to do with tongues.

Oh, purely as a matter of interest, what were the First and Second Awakening? Sounds a little like forst, second and third empire to me….http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reich

TTFN

I believe that this is not a satirical site. These are your thoughts/beliefs and thats good. You voice your thoughts, i voice mine.

I believe that the family is the strongest tie that one can have in this world.

I believe that a lot of things are sacred (in a secular sense), and need to be held that way.

I am not a liberal. Those far left nut-cases make me sick as well. Anyone who is to far “right” or “left” makes me sick.

Everyone (this includes Moslems, Christians, zoroastrians, Athiests, Jews, and agnostics [i dont feel like listing anymore]): Stick to your beliefs, but dont jump down everyone else’s collective throat just because they dont believe what you do and you think youre right.

We dont (as a country) need to make anywhere else on earth better. If they ask for help, then we might. But we need to stay out of this stuff and think about our own country that produces very little actual products anymore like we did in the 40′s – 70′s.

I think that the government is sheltering this nation, holding our hands and preventing the majority of its citizens from learning how to think, instead they teach them what to think.

If we want this nation to prosper, it needs to be more along the lines of where it was earlier. In a time when it was more concerned about itself than the well being of its citizens (NO MORE HOLDING STUPID PEOPLE’S HANDS, or bum’s hands for that matter), or the citizens of other countries.

WE need to be concerned with making BETTER products, not just buying cheaper ones.

And there will NEVER be any Christian Reeducation Facilities.

EVER

You liberals make me sick… Thank Jesus that when the 3rd Revival of Christianity is complete in the U.S.A. you will find yourself in a Christian Re-eduucation facility, with no choice but to experience God’s total love. I shall save your cheap sarcasm as an example of godless pre-rapture attitudes.

For the record, STR.com is not a satrical site, nor is it some sick little liberal joke. We are quite serious and well on our way to saving America’s soul. STR.com is a patriotic centerist site, dedicated to prevserving the traditional values of the nation I love.

If you want satire, please go read your liberal “Huffington Post” or “Landover Baptist”. If you dont believe me, fine – you will soon be burning in Hell. Until then I will remember you in my prayers.