REAL OR NOT
JESUS WAS A LONG-HAIRED PEACE LOVING, ACCEPTING, POSSIBLE HOMOSEXUAL…EVERYTHING CONSERVATIVES HATE

~Signed, Every Sane Person In The God Damn Universe

were you bullied at school?

Disgusting – You could be a little more specific, but if you mean unhygienic I shower and wash my hair every morning and use deodorant.

Immoral – I have never broken the law, I scarcely ever drink alcohol, I never smoked or taken any illegal drug. I have never had sex with a man or a woman.

Dangerous – how do you mean? I always want the best for those around me and I very rarely even intend to harm.

Criminal – As aforementioned, I have never once broken the law.

Pedophiliac – I have never engaged in sexual activity of any kind. And I’m 14, so I don’t know if it even counts as paedophilia at that age.

Worse than Muslims (according to most decent God-fearing Americans) – The Islamic extremists that plague Islam’s reputation are completely deluded and are hated my the vast majority of Muslims.

Smug – Well, admittedly, I feel smug when I visit shelleytherepublican.com, because I know I am so far above your petty hate and violence.

Liberal – Yes, when I turn 18, I will vote for the Liberal Democrat party currently in coalition with the Conservatives (unfortunately) in the UK.

Hateful – Rarely. Except, again, when I visit STR.

Probably addicted to crack – As I have already said, I have never had any drug other than a glass of wine at a wedding once.

Ignorant – More aware than you, I daresay. And, again, I’m 14.

Sad and lonely – Far from it. I mean, I’m not exactly popular, but I’m certainly not lonely, and I have an excellent life, thank you very much.

The main body of your article;
1) T-Shirts – I don’t wear atheistic t-shirts. But that’s only because I haven’t had the pooportunity to obtain any. So I would proclaim my godlessness, so what? Your own Shelley Goodman stated; “I have been a political activist since I was a teenager.”

2) They use long words – My vocabulary is certainly a little more comprehensive that yours. “Long words” indeed.

3) Bad posture – I am surprised you have run out of arguments so much so that you resort to “not standing up straight”. For the record, I ensure that I always do.

4) Bad nails – a bad habit hardly constitutes filth of mind or evil.

5) Use of iPods – “Drowning out God’s creation”? Seriously? I’m not even going to bother responding to such a trivial argument.

6) Constantly after sex – SEE ABOVE.

7) Laughing at funerals – I have only ever been to one funeral – my grandfather’s. I didn’t know him too well but I can assure you I DID NOT LAUGH.

8) Confused expression – “Lack of logic”? Look who’s talking. You still believe in the geocentric system.

9) Card carrying commies or fascists – I despise any kind of fascism or totalitarianism. At least that’s one thing we can agree on (along with a passionate hatred of metal music).

10) Look like monkeys – If your “28%” statistic is true, no wonder America’s going to pot with that number of illogical creationists knocking about. I’m proud to be a citizen of the United Kingdom, a great nation that you redneck fundamentalists shall never understand.

And, je crois, I will touch upon your conclusion.
“…contradict the Bible itself.” So… destroying countless cities purely because they contain people belonging to a different path of life is morally RIGHT, now is it? Well I’ll be.

Please respond, I love reading your comments. :)
Greetings from the UK (well actually I’m on holiday in Spain at the moment),
Jeimuzu22

I agree with you so so much Kayleigh, British Atheists win over all, were smart enough to know the difference between this crazy website blog and an organised and respectable religious person. Lastly were British, there for very far away from the psychopaths that run this website.

I am friends with many religious people, as I go to a Christian collage myself, before you say atheists know nothing about “the lord” think again as I’m taking a degree in Religion, by studying the bible I probably know a hell of a lot more than you do. Saying all Christians are like you make me scared to go near one, throwing rocks and shooting us? Really? Because I can so see Jesus doing that.

(1) T-shirts.
I actually don’t wear any shirts of the sort as it might offend my good friends and teachers at my collage who might be Christian. Unlike you I DONT like upsetting people.

“98% of Americans would disagree with this disgusting sentiment. Thank God!”
I’m so glad I’m from England then.

(2) They use long words.
I would like to defenestrate you :) I guess you’ll never know what that means as it’s over 4 letters long. Sorry.

“As we have now learned Atheists prefer to rely on so-called logic and intelligence rather than good old fashioned gut instinct and religion.”
Don’t call it “so called” if we called your beliefs “so called” you’d be angry, don’t say things that would upset you to other people

“If you meet someone who you suspect of being cleverer than you, they may be an Atheist. Exercise caution.”
Someone cleverer than you? Oh I guess that would be most of the world then.
RAWR tis an atheist run away it may eat you!

(3)Bad posture.
I have been doing ballet for eight years thank you very much; I have very good posture. What if you have a bad back? Guess when you’re old you must be a atheist then *tuts* oh dear

4) Picking nails.
I have very long and well looked after nails.

(5)Use of ‘I-pods’.
Ahh damn, guess I’ll be going back to my old CD player then.
Listening to music is very good way to relax and get rid of worries, iPods are not “sinful” what if you download prayers on to it or gospel preaching’s? It doesn’t have to be all songs on it you know.
And in fact I don’t like Morrissey, my collage priest does though, we have heated arguments about it :)

(6)They are constantly after sex.
I’m saving myself for marriage thank you very much.

(7)Laughing at funerals.
That’s just mean, who would ever do that! I don’t think that even has anything to do with your beliefs, just now black your heart is.

(8)Confused expression.
I like to smile when ever I can, no confused expressions from me (:
(Unless the priest I talk to shows me a song by Morrissey that is)
“Atheists are always lost in their own (lack of) logic.” I’m going to oxford soon to do a law major, I think I’m cleaver enough don’t you?

“He will ask himself such questions as”
Hold up there, now an atheist can’t be a woman? Guess I’m out of hell then.

“And that’s why they try to distract themselves with bad music” My music taste is very good thank you very much.

(9)They are card carrying communists or fascists.

I’m not any of those.

(10)Looks like a monkey.
Wow… Please go back to school and learn your biology better, no human looks remotely like a monkey.

I hope you never ever meat an atheist Sam, I’d be afraid for their safety (and maybe yours once you go to jail for killing one)
from your normal every day British atheist.
P.s: Sam, never come to England. :)

I admire, respect and give you all a big nod!

Some of the funniest stereotyping I have read for a while.

Every word is a mockery of religion, in fact all religions!

I’m not a christian. I am agnostic. And right now I really hope that there is a ‘God’, so that when you do die (hopefully soon) he will judge you to hell for eternity.

I hope so badly that you do not have kids because most likely they will end up just as fucked up in the head as you if they aren’t already….this is of course considering anyone would actually stay in the same room with you, let alone have sex with you.

If there is a god…and the ‘God’ you think you know so well…I hope that I am there with you the day you are judged just to see the look on your face when he denies you into heaven. Of course I will be going to, but just seeing the look on your face will be worth it.