Archive for September, 2006
Gate to Hell / Seeking World Domination : Germany (Part 2)
Dear Readers
I am not the kind of person who likes to say ?I TOLD YOU SO!?, well but in this case I did in my last big Germany article.
Germany already started two world wars and they are the ones going to start the 3rd one, too! Germans have the “killer instinct”, they are what you call ?Natural Born Killers?.

(Look how ugly Germans are!)
If you check the current European news, this is making headlines:
German young people, faced with liberal parents who are tolerant about sex, drugs and rock and roll, are increasingly rebelling by turning to right-wing extremism. Neo-nazi fashion, music and ideology have become an ever important part of German culture. (source)
And from another article:
Sixty years after the end of World War II and the Holocaust, the right-wing, extremist National Democratic Party of Germany is attempting to shake up Germany with its confrontational slogans and mass demonstrations.
That’s right, people, Germans are on the march again, mobilizing against human dignity, against the rule of law and against the kind of Freedom and Moderation advocated by George W. Bush. The deadly mixture of atheism, their inbred killer instinct and their neo-nazi culture is now causing another rise of neo-nazi fascism in the little brown hellhole many still call ?Hitherdeutschland?.

The German government is trying to hide this fact. In Germany you cannot even display the Swasticka. It is also illegal to even talk about the holocaust and the 7 Million murdered Jews.
More and more people of color get beaten up in the streets of the ?new Germany?; the police looks the other way. In some areas of Germany neo-nazis dictate the daily life. Especially in the eastern parts where communism has weakened the moral structure of society neo-nazi radicalism has taken over.
STR Quickfacts:
-As a person of color neo-nazi violence is the most likely cause of death in today’s Germany.
-According to latest polls more than 35% of Germans are inclined to support the radical NPD nazi party ? this rate is even higher within the homosexual communities.
-Foreigners are will in most cases beaten or kicked to death due to a lack or adequate firearms.
-Less than 17% of Germ-ans believe in God (go figure).

What can we do to stop the new German neo-nazi plague you ask? The best I can come up with is: Believe in God, believe in American values, support America and the US-forces. If all that fails I suggest to bomb them with nuclear weapons. Bomb them back to the stone age where they can’t hurt the rest of mankind.

Let me direct the last sentences to all German readers: You will never beat America! We are the winners and you are the losers. This is the way it has always been and this is the way it will always be. Don’t even try it losers. America will beat your ass again. Anytime. Bring’em on!
God bless you (Germans excluded of course),
Shelley Goodman
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Breifly Patriotic – TGIF
This is Billy Bob Neck with Shelley The Republican dot com’s Briefly Patriotic
TGIF! Thank God, it’s Friday! That’s the mating call from liberals and even some Republicans that oughta know better and it points up everything that’s wrong in the United States of America today. Once upon a time, before Woodstock and Roe V. Wade, Americans enjoyed work. They took pride in performing their jobs to the best of their ability not only for the personal satisfaction of it but as a way to glorify God, the ultimate Boss of us all. Now with the advent of video games, online pornography and flavored beer, Americans, as the song says, only work for the weekend. It is heresy of the highest order to ?thank God? for the treacherous fruits of Satan’s labors and we at Shelley The Republican dot com believe Congress should pass legislation against saying ?Thank God It’s Friday.?.
This is Billy Bob Neck with Shelley The Republican dot com’s Briefly Patriotic
God is Love!
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Abstinence: the right choice!
CHRISTIANS BEWARE! The nature of this article forces me to discuss disgusting acts of carnality (and the resultant vile diseases that the immoral are subject to). This material is not suitable for the young or easily offended.
All over America, Liberals are forcing sex on our young. It’s horrible, but it’s true. Did you know that probably even as you read this, so-called “educators” are pulling condoms over zucchini in front of our innocent children? What’s more they’re filling their innocent minds with lies about the “benefits” (!) of birth control pills and therefore encouraging them to go crazy, experiment and have wild orgiastic sex with each other.
THIS HAS TO BE STOPPED!
The Bible is very clear about this. It says that sex is a sin and that if you have unclean thoughts and (especially) sex away from the sanctified confines of the marriage bed, you will be sent to hell to burn and writhe in agony for the rest of eternity.
And of course, now with the advent of AIDS and other diseases that lax wanton Liberals get like genital warts and gonorreah, it’s even more important than ever that God’s instructions about “making love” are obeyed.

Freddy Mercury. He died a horrible slow death of AIDS thanks to fornication. Is this what you want? Is this what you want for your children?!
Now, we Republicans are nothing if not realists, and we know that if you’re weak willed and stupid it’s not easy to give yourself up to a pious life of abstinence.
So that people know how serious this issue is and why it’s so vital to stop being wanton, I’ve compiled this FAQ list to answer the most frequently asked questions about the benefits of pledging your body to Jesus (rather than some hussy from the streets) ? and the true truth about all those “contraception” devices advocated by Liberals.
Q: Will I get AIDS if I have sex?
A: Yes. Numerous statistical studies have shown that having sex greatly increases your chances of catching the AIDS. If you have sex in a way that is not prescribed in the Bible you also greatly increase your chances of making God angry – and thus going to hell as well as catching AIDS. Other diseases that can be spread by sex include genitalwarts, gonnoreah, cervicular and breast cancer, cancer of the pen**, emphysema, chlamydia.
Q: But don’t contraceptives stop you getting pregnant?
A: No. Scientific tests and studies have shown that it is still possible to get pregnant when using contraceptives. If you have a child outside of wedlock, this child will be a bastard and duly ostracised from decent society.

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Q: But the Liberal teacher told me that contraceptives will reduce my chances of getting diseases.
A: Far from it! As has already been discussed on this site, condoms have holes in them, too small for humans to conceive of. This has been stated by neutral, unbiased bishops from the Roman Catholic Holy See. Furthermore, in clinical trials carried out by scientists unaffiliated to any organization or political pressure group it was suggested that a chemical often used in condoms can lead to cancer.
Q: Does the birth control pill or the shot cause breast cancer?
A: If you were to ask most gynecologists this question, they’d probably say, “No, there’s no link. Don’t worry about it.” They are lying liberals and they are going to hell. Ignore them. Studies by well respected scientific bodies have shown that thousands of women who took contraceptive tablets have since gone on to develop breast cancer. Many of them died horribly. Do you want that?
Q: So when is it permissible to have sex?
A: In Christianity, sexual intercourse is meant to take place within the context of marriage; abstinence is therefore expected of unmarried people. Lust is also strictly forbidden. Many scholars and experts say it is best to only engage in sex once a week. The (heterosexual only please) couple are advised to prevent impure thoughts entering their brains, by performing coitus with a blanket blocking all but the essential mechanical regions between males and females from off of each other. And wear blindfolds.
N.B. Men are also allowed to have sex outside marriage under two other very specific circumstances.
1) According to Proverbs (6:26), if they can find a prostitute that costs less then half a loaf of bread (and at WalMart prices, that won’t be easy. Try the flooded out areas of New Orleans. Or Ethiopia. I hear they’re desperate there.)
2) After a battle, when they have vanquished their enemy, the victorious men of God can have intercourse with their womenfolk. The Biblical instructions on this are quite specific so let me post them here.
Deuteronomy 21, Versus 10-14.
10. When thou goest forth to war against thine enemies, and the Lord thy God hath delivered them into thine hands, and thou hast taken them captive.
11. And seest among the captives a beautiful woman, and hast a desire unto her, that thou wouldest have her to thy wife.
12.Then thou shalt bring her home to thine house; and she shall shave her head; and pare her nails;
13.And she shall put the raiment of her captivity from off her,and shall remain in thine house, and bewail her father and mother a full month; and after that thou shalt go unto her, and be her husband, and she shall be thy wife.
14.And it shall be, if thou have no delight in her, then thou shalt let her go whither she will; but thou shalt not sell her at all for money, thou shalt not make merchandise of her, because thou hast humbled her.
Isn’t the Bible great?!
Finally, here’s a true word of real warning based on fact and a message from our greatest President, George W Bush:
“Everyday in America at least 10,000 teens get sexually transmitted diseases that can harm them or prevent them from ever becoming parents. Abstinence is the only certain way to avoid these diseases.”
And if any of our readers are looking at this and thinking of having sex and spilling their seed in vain, please, please remember this one important point: if you do, you’ll catch AIDS, die horribly and then burn in hell. Think on! Stay strong. Take the pledge of abstinence today!
May God bless you and may God keep on blessing America, every day.
Sam Johnston
(with additonal research from Dr Richard Less, phd).
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Breifly Patriotic – The Plan For Iraq
Since so many liberals from other countries keep screaming about not being able to understand the American language spoken when by an American, we will start including the text of Breifly Patriotic which will help you learn how to read Amercian, too. Once y’all can do that, well, mabye y’all will “get” the message that Jesus keeps trying to give you.
God is Love!
This is Billy Bob Neck with Shelley The Republican dot com’s Briefly Patriotic
Freeing Iraq from Terrorist in chief, Saddam Hussein, and bringing freedom and prosperity to the victims of his brutal, Nazi regime should have been the final nail in the coffin of the War on Terror. We gave the people of that country the chance to start from scratch and build a decent society based on capitalism and Christian values. But rather than use that chance, they have instead reverted back to the way they’ve done things for thousands of years, engaging in sectarian violence and corruption just like in the bad old days. If the Iraqi government doesn’t step up to the plate soon, we at ShelleyTheRepublican dot com believe that we should re-invade Iraq, assuming control over the country like we do with the Mexicans in Puerto Rico.
This is Billy Bob Neck with Shelley The Republican dot com’s Briefly Patriotic
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Dr. Martin Luther King Jr: A Lifelong Republican
Friends,
I like to think of the Republican party as a big old church with wide open doors, and a friendly sign outside inviting anybody who truly loves our Lord and Savour, Jesus Christ to come on in and share his goodness and love. We are the party of moderation and inclusion and we’re the people calling for a re-United States of America where Christians of every color can come together to defeat our common enemies the islamofascists, athiests and homosexuals.
At a time like this, it’s worth pausing for a moment to think of one of the last century’s Republican heroes, somebody who is has been a role-model for our President and the whole STR.com team. I’m sure that most of you have guessed that I’m talking about Martin Luther King Jr, one of the greatest Republicans that ever lived.
Martin Luther King Jr was a Republican. An inspirational T-shirt design from our friends at the National Black Republican Association. I believe I’m going to be wearing one of these next MLK day.
If the Reverend King was alive today, I just know he would want to shake our president by the hand and say ?You’ve done a heck of a job, George?. As I am sure you know, King was a Baptist, and a man of God just like President Bush. I’m sure he would be impressed to see how America has prospered and grown in faith under GW’s leadership.
The Rev. King would look at today’s Republican party and say “My Work here is Done”. He would see his fellow African-Americans in seats of power: Condoleezza Rice and Coln Powell, and the good deeds have done and say that there is no more need for the Civil Rights movement. He would ask America to focus on today’s problems: The defence of marriage and our Religious liberties.
But what about the War against the Islamofascist Iraqis? I just know he would once again stand up for the President. He’d say “Mr President, The whole of my life I’ve campaigned for Freedom. I support the war against terror for the same reason I supported our soldiers in Vietnam. It’s time for the whole of America to back the war-effort with prayers but most of all votes… for the Republican party.”
But please don’t take my word for it, listen to the recording (at the end of this article) of a conversation between two members of the National Black Republican Association, an organisation dedicated to revealing the truth about Marin Luther King. I know that many liberals still believe that MLK was one of them, however that simply is not the truth. Please have a look this official biography:
Martin Luther King, Jr. was born on January 15, 1929 at his family home in Atlanta, Georgia. King’s grandfather was a Baptist preacher, and his father was pastor of Atlanta’s Ebenezer Baptist Church. King earned his own Bachelor of Divinity degree from Crozier Theological Seminary in 1951 and earned his Doctor of Philosophy from Boston University in 1955. As a Baptist Minister, he was an eloquent civil rights movement leader from the mid-1950′s until his death by assassination on April 3, 1968 in Memphis, Tennessee where he was there to support striking sanitation workers. King registered as a Republican in 1956.
As pastor of a Baptist church in Montgomery, Alabama, King lead a black bus boycott. He and ninety others were arrested and indicted under the provisions of a law making it illegal to conspire to obstruct the operation of a business. King and several others were found guilty, but appealed their case. A Supreme Court decision in 1956 ended Alabama’s segregation laws enacted by Democrats. After this success, King was made president of the newly established Southern Christian Leadership Conference. King led the 1963 March on Washington where he delivered his most famous ?I Have a Dream? speech. King became a national hero as he promoted non-violent means to achieve civil rights reform. He was awarded the 1964 Noble Peace Prize for his efforts, and President Ronald Reagan made King?s birthday a national holiday
Does that sound like the life of a liberal? Not to me. Republican presidents supported King and helped his cause, just like the Republican party fights for all American freedom today. The democ-rats opposed King and voted for racist laws that hurt African-Americans. No wonder Martin Luther King was a life long Republican!
Yours in Christ,
Tristan J. Shuddery
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Briefly Patriotic – Democrats Exposed

The CIA confirms that Clinton didn’t care enough to kill bin Laden.? So, tell me again, why we should trust the Democ-rats?
Briefly Patriotic – Democrats Exposed
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STR Celebrity Interview: Share a cup of Jesus with Billy-Bob Neck
Friends,
Did God send his son to Jerusalem because the people of that fair city were the perfect people? Was the Lamb of God just the icing on an already perefect cake? I personally think not. We know that God allways gives us what we most need, and when God was deciding where to send his only son he looked for where the sinners were, and decided that was where Jesus Christ could do the most good.
William Robert Neck is one of the State of Massachusetts most influential Gospel Music DJ’s.
And so it is with our first celebrity interview: William Robert Neck is a remarkable man; A Pro-family activist and one of the influential radio evangelists and Gospel DJs in the whole of Massachusetts… Shelley and I we hope you enjoy this interview with the man who takes the Lord’s word into Satan’s home ground:
So BillyBob, please tell us about yourself. Where do you live, what Church do you attend and what first called you into the service of our Lord, Jesus Christ?
Well, I was born on Jekyll Island in Georgia, but we moved around an awful lot as a kid. Pretty much all over the south. I wound up in Boston, Massachusetts, Sodomy Central, a couple of years ago because that’s where God put me. As they say, if God tells you to go Dallas you don’t go to Atlanta!
I prefer to attend a Primitive Baptist Church but trying to find any church unscathed by the pernicious dust of Liberalism here, well, it’s like trying find cross in China ? they’re around but you gotta look real hard. As to why I became a bugle blower in God’s Army, all I can say is look around you ? everywhere you turn there’s people literally spitting on the one true Lord. What other choice do you have?
I walk up to someone on the street in Boston and I ask them ?Have you accepted Jesus Christ into your life?? and they look at me and say, and I’m not kidding, ?Jesus who?? This is what happens when you ban God from society, when you can’t celebrate Jesus’ birth in your classroom because it’s gonna make some Jewish kid cry or some towelhead get mad and blow something up.
You know the answer as well as I do, Tristan ? I’m not sure I even was called. I do it because I love Jesus so much and with such profoundness that I cannot rest until everybody in this world feels the same way I do. And we finally got a President that feels as we do.
I understand that like STR.com, you have to deal with a great deal of harassment from an angry liberal minority. What gives you the strengh to keep on telling the truth?
I gotta be honest with ya and say that there are some days when I feel like if I have to listen to one more filthy, deceitful, child-molesting liberal go on and on about how speaking the Truth is hateful I’m just gonna burst. That’s when I pull out my ace in the hole – this here’s a picture of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ crucified on the cross. But the thing is that if you tilt it just a little bit if looks like the blood is gushing out of him. See that? Looking at this puts everything in perspective for me.
It’s like I tell the girls I council at our life center – Jesus died on the cross for our sins so, by comparison you really shouldn’t be complaining about giving birth to your daddy’s child. But, I tell ya, the other thing that keeps me going is the thought that one day some sodomite’s gonna ram into the back of my Humvee andI ain’t gonna be there because the Rapture has started! That always brings a smile to my lips!
Other than Jesus, who’s your inspiration?
Ain’t that enough! (Laughs) I’m just funnin’ ya! I gotta say that my Mom and Dad did an awful good job bringing me up to follow in the path of God. Lemme tell ya, they sure as heck didn’t care nothin’ about being my ?friend? the way these parents today do. Step outta line in my family and that belt would be off my dad’s jeans and across your back quicker than you could say ?Jack Robinson?.
I know that Proverbs 23:13 says ?Do not withhold discipline from a child; if you punish him with the rod, he will not die? but I felt like I came pretty close sometimes! (Laughs) I don’t think that I would have become the man that I am today if they hadn’t beaten the sin outta me. I practice the same discipline in my home, only you gotta use a quarter inch diameter rubber hose ‘cuz otherwise it leaves marks. And G. Gordon Liddy.
One of the best things about your show is your great taste in music. People often tell me that Gospel and Country music are boring, but your show proves that they are anything but. Why is it that so few of these excellent artists get the recognition they deserve?
It breaks down into three reasons ? The Liberal Media, The Liberal Media and The Liberal Media. Plain and simple. They won’t play any song with the word ?God? in it unless it’s taking his name in vain. You can’t even sing Onward Christian Soldiers in at a grade school chorus concert let alone a heart-wrenching song like ?I Should Have Been Crucified?. Ever since the phonograph got invented liberals controlled the media and the first law they handed down was that if you couldn’t have sex to a song then they wouldn’t record it.
Billy Bob has agreed to be STR.com’s new special correspondant.
From the time the pilgrims landed to the invention of the phonograph, Americans sang nothing but hymns. That all changed in a big hurry. Now they got these Christian Rock bands, so called, but that’s just a bunch of hooey. They try to make it sound like praising Jesus Christ is hip and cool I got news for them ? it ain’t supposed to be hip and cool. You think the Christians that was thrown to the lions was wearing sunglasses? Heck, no! I don’t know if you’ve heard any of those songs but you can have sex to most of ‘em. I don’t allow it in my house. That jungle beat is like…well….if you leave your soul in Hell while you run to the store, it ain’t gonna be there went you come back.
Podcasters and bloggers often use their voice irresponsibly, for example by criticizing the Presidency at a time of war. What message would you give other fellow culture-warriors who might find their voice, and like you defend America’s traditional values?
I’d tell ‘em that all you need is Jesus and personal computer running the Windows operating system. Linux, as you well know, was created by the Russians to try steal the plans for our internet ‘cuz the one they got over don’t work too good. And, I think the number is that 95% of people who touch any part of a Macintosh turn homosexual within three years.
Outside of that, I’d tell ‘em to sit back, turn on the microphone and let Jesus use you as a vessel. I can’t tell you how important it is for us to get out there. Rev. Dobson deserves a lot of credit for the putting Focus on the Family on podcast. And I truly believe that podcasting saved an awful lot of Christians from falling the Satanic plot of The Da Vinci Code movie.
There were about twenty podcasts debunking that piece of crap (I’m sorry, I don’t usually swear) and reminding people that sometimes Satan comes in the form of Tom Hanks. You always have to be on your guard.
Billy Bob, thanks for taking the time to be with us. Can you tell me something about this episode of your wonderful show that we are featuring on STR.com today?
This one from is early September of this year when California was on the verge of legalizing murderous, gay cannibalism across the board. As it turns out, not all of the legislation got passed. He signed SB 1441 which says that if you write an anti-homosexual term paper in college then they can cut off your student loan. But he vetoed SB 1437 which was a school bill would have prevented teachers from condemning murderous gay cannibalism and, instead, refer to it as a ?lifestyle choice?.
Thanks, and I do hope we can invite you back soon!
God is love!
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Briefly Patriotic – Inspiration For The Inspired

The good and Godly people at STR have asked me to record some short motivational audio pieces that’ll lift your heart, your spirits and, who knows, maybe even give you a chuckle now and then!
We’re calling them Briefly Patriotic because they’re short and they’re gonna make you wanna take some Windex to the ribbons on the back of your car to make sure that your love for your Country shines like God’s Love for all to see.
This first one is about how Bill Clinton lied (no big surprise) on Fox News about how he’s not 100% responsible for 9/11.
God is Love!
Billy Bob
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Wal Mart: The real truth about this great store!
Wal Mart is great so why do Liberals always criticise it?
Liberals never cease to amaze me. It’s like they hate everything that makes America the best country on God’s earth, and for no reason that I can understand. I mean, take Wal Mart. What’s the big deal there?! To read the way absurd Liberal commentators who control our media and TV stations complain about it, you’d think Wal Mart were in league with Saddam Hussein or the Dark Lord Satan himself. It’s crazy! As far as I can work out, all they do is sell stuff at the low prices we Americans enjoy. Naturally, I’m too rich to shop there, but it must be just great for poor people?
Wait a minute! Aren’t Liberals supposed to love poor people and always want the best for them? Obviously not, because when a shop comes along that can give them 6 pints of milk for less than half a dollar, they just start moaning about it and telling us all we should go to “organic delis” and eat disgusting unpasteurised French cheese. Where’s the logic there?

Wal Mart. Where Jesus would shop. If he was poor.

Liberals want us to eat cheese like this. With mould in it. Rather than safely irradiated Wal Mart product. Are they crazy? Yes.
What’s more, Wal Mart creates jobs for poor people too. In fact, at a rough guess I’d say that more than 90% of the Wal Mart workforce are poor. But are the Liberal Elite grateful for the fact that these people are being given useful employment and kept away from the streets? Oh no! They just moan and whine about Wal Mart staff having to work supposedly long hours and not being allowed to join a union (Note to Liberals! Not everyone in the USA is a raving Communist! We don’t want Unions. They are bad for workers and bad for America. Was Jesus in a union? No!)

Jesus Christ did many things. But he did not join a union. So why are Liberals so mad about them?
Liberals are also always going on about how great immigration is too. Yet when Wal Mart takes advantage of this to get even cheaper labor (and therefore ever better value for its customers!), Liberals are in uproar.
Liberals also like to bang on about how much they love foreigners and everything that is un-American. Woe betide that Wal Mart has some goods manufactured abroad, however! You’d think they’d just bombed Pearl Harbor judging by the screams of fag rage from the left leaning media pundits about Wal Mart’s factories abroad (inspired by someone called Naomi Klein, who is a Canadian. Need I say more?).
So what’s the real reason Liberals hate Wal Mart? Well, it’s because they hate America. Wal Mart is good for America and therefore in the twisted Godless religion of leftist ultra-liberals, a bad thing.
As usual, these Liberal wingnuts are wrong. WalMart is just great for our economy! It made more than $11.2billion net income in 2006! And what’s more, they’re always sure to donate to the Republican Party, therefore helping the US economy yet further and helping us defeat the Muslims in the Crusade against terror? And that’s the last thing Liberals want!

“The High Price of Low-Cost”: An anti-business abuse of 1st Ammendment rights from the wingnut liberals. Fortunately this DVD’s hateful message will reach few Americans because it is not on sale in Wal Mart.
That’s why I urge STR.com’s Christian readers to shop at Wal Mart today – and always – if you want to keep Republicanism staying strong, to keep our economy going the same way, to ensure America remains Christian and to help us kill more Muslims every day!
Thank you God for sending us your one and only son Lord Jesus,
Sam Johnston
P.S.
(Here’s another interesting statistic taken from Liberal Lie Library Wikipedia: “In the 2004 US Presidential election 76% of voters who shopped at Wal-Mart once a week voted for George W. Bush while only 23% voted for John Kerry. By contrast 80% of voters who never shopped there voted for Kerry with 18% voting for Bush.” The Liberal conspiracy against Wal-Mart is really being put into context now!)
Images: Cheese: http://www.frencheese.co.uk/, DVD Cover: Some wingnut movie-director, All others liberal lie library Wikipedia.
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The top 5 of the worst threats to the Homeland (Sep 2007)
1. ISLAMOFASCISM: Taliban/Al Qaeda/Islam:

The pope just recently said it bluntly: The old muslim Mohamed started terrorism on earth by spreading his hate through the sword. All muslims hate the homeland, hate the Leader and hate all Americans. They want to kill us, the best thing is to kill them first! Everybody threatening America will pay a serious price! BRING’EM ON! (picture: cnn.com)
2. The Devil (and his advocates like Marilyn Manson (Devil in my Lunchbox) and Billy Talent (Devil at a Midnight Mass))

Satanists want to kill your pet and drink its blood right from the vein, they want to kill you and rape your daughter. Satanists need to be dealt with in the hardest manner possible. May I suggest texas style? (picture: deathandhell.com)
3. Gays/Lesbians and their plan to destroy the Homeland
Gays want to destroy the homeland you know and love. They came in through the “backdoor” and they want to stay but they can’t. The Lord know I do whatever I can to save their souls. The gay conversion of Tommy is almost done by the way. I will write about it soon. Gays in general need to stop their disgusting anal sex pleasures and turn to God! (picture: teenboysmag.com)
4. Liberals

Give a liberal the choice of preserving the civil liberties of a terrorist killer or saving innocent American lifes and he will ALWAYS choose to protect the “rights” of the terrorist. This disgusting oral sex fetishist Clinton had Osama Bin Laden cornered in 1999 and let him go, you make me sick Clinton! Burn in hell! (picture: time.blogs.com)
5. Europeans:

I just recently received this email from the STR europe correspondent, Johan Svensson:
In Denmark is it legal to have sex with animals… You might not believe it but i read an article about whore houses in denmark that prostitutes the animal on there farm. Thay have customers from all over Europe. The article was not in English http://expressen.se/index.jsp?a=683240 and it dont refer to the website of the farm offering this service. But you might want to cast som light on this and help save the animals.
/Johan
(Thanks Johan, you prove that there a still living decent humans in Europe)
How sick can you get? Animal whorehouses? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, EUROPE? It’s not only that they prostitute poor animals, they also abuse their children, they sexually abuse their school children, they wear rubber underpants, piss on themselves. Male teachers wear high heels to school, they have vending machines with worn underware, on ebay.de (the germ-an site) they are selling unwashed socks and old shoes, packed in plastik bags to preserve the stink. Look at the erotic movie above, I count a total of 33 indecencies!
Europe is suffocating in a wave of perversions. They are going to hell, all Euro-(trash)-peans except a couple of good ones like my friend Johan.
Get active my friends.
Problems don’t solve themselves. Let me repeat the famous words of our former Leader Ronald Reagan: “Activism begins with you my friends, TAG, you’re it!”
God bless the America! The Lord is with us, my friends!
Shelley The Republican
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America’s Forces: Fighting for Freedom in Iraq
PFC Michael Rob here. I’m the new STR.com Iraq correspondent, so I guess I’d better tell you something about myself.
I enlisted in the marines in 2002 when I heard I was going to see some action and I’ve never regretted it for a moment. I’m with Kilo Company – the toughest rifle company in the 1st marines.
I’m not a bragging man, so please believe me when I say the only thing more dangerous than Kilo Company is a bomber full of Tactical Nukes, I guess that’s why they call us “The Kilotonners”. The president wasnt ready to drop “Big Boy” on the Iraqi terrorists yet, so that’s how I came to find myself fighting for America on this hellish sand-dune of a sh**-hole they call Haditha, Iraq.

I love America and the Marine Corps, but most of all I love the Kilotonners, we freaking rule. They also call us “The Special K-ers”, but I have no idea why we got that name, kinda funny isnt it?
Let me tell you that life as a Marine isn’t easy – it’s hard work just staying alive, because terrorists are everywhere. The first thing you learn in Marine training is to look out for your buddies, and that means always watching out for suspicious signs:
Pretty much everything that happens on the streets of Haditha are suspicious, so that’s why we shoot first and ask questions later. Pretty soon those terrorists will learn not to throw stones at our humvees or shout anti-American protests. One day they will learn to enjoy this new Freedom America has given them.
But don’t let me put you off, life in the Marine Corps is just great. It may be tough but I’ve never been with a better bunch of people. Every day I remind myself that we work hard to keep America safe from terrorists… but heck, it’s not all work. America’s forces sure do have a great sense of humor, so today I want to tell you about some of the coolest pranks and jokes I’ve seen since we’ve been fighting against Saddam and Osama.

When we get out of the Marine’s, we want Hummer’s just like this. What a cool thing to write on the humvee – Marine’s have the coolest sense of humor.
When I saw what the guys had written on our Humvee I just cracked up. I’d just love to see the look on those towelhead faces when we open fire on their terrorist asses. I would be laughing even more if the photo showed that soldier pulling the trigger and blowing some evil islamofascist towelhead terrorist brains to pieces.
I would just love to see those rounds fired into a mosque when those towelheads do their islamic shit, or wherever the terrorists hang out these days. There would be, like, blood everywhere and the gun would be going Ba-Da-Ba-Da-Ba-da and they would be shouting “Ullah, Ullah” or whatever the heck it is they always say and it would be freaking hilarious. See what I mean, we marines have the best sense of humor.
Nobody beats America’s forces when it comes to practical jokes. One of my girlfriends in 372nd Military Police Company has to look after all the terrorists we capture. She used to work in a Freedom Camp called Abu Grahib. The crazy thing about the towelheads is that wherever they go they freak-out unless they are allowed to keep their book called “Koran”, which is some kind of terrorist manual I think.
There was one real wise guy in that camp called Abu-Grahib who was always making trouble, so one day my girlfriend went in and took his koran and threw it in a toilet and then took a stinking dump on it. The terrorist freaked out and shouted all that crazy Ullah shit, and it was freaking hilarious. All the MPs were totally freaking out over how funny it was and took loads of pictures of this guy going crazy, hitting himself.
The next week some wingnut liberal newspaper called “Newsweek” did a story on it like she had done something bad or something. They said it was a form of “torture”, and at the time I was really pissed because it was a totally BS accusation. But she had the last laugh: It turns out that the koran in the toilet belonged to a totally different prisoner who had recently died, and that the terrorist’s book was completely unharmed. She handed it back to him two days later totally clean! She’d done the old “switcheroo”, and everybody was TOTALLY PUNK’D!

My GF told the terrorists to make out like fags while I took pictures. Freaking hilarious. Once we showed the terrorists the pictures, they saw the funny side too!

Another awesome stunt captured on camera… totally punk’d!
The craziest thing is that the towelheads sometimes share our sense of humor – in one of the coolest pranks my girlfriend did she told the terrorists that they had to take of all their clothes and make out like fags or she would set attack dogs on them. The cool thing was, we got the prisoners to do loads of faggy sh** before we told them theat there wernt actually any dogs in the prison that day.
We were just yanking their chains. Everybody saw the funny side, even the terrorists. One of them couldn’t stop laughing and laughing for weeks, and keeps laughing as he paces around his tiny cell. It’s just like they say, laughter is the best medicene, and America is the king of Jokers.
Anyway, thats our life. It’s tough but we have a good time. I just want to say two more things before I sign off.
First of all, Tristan made a mistake when he posted my last last letter. One of his pictures did show a British soldier. Not many of you know that we got limeys here in Iraq. They dont have good equipment and they are not very tough, so we mainly get them doing easy jobs like guarding sh** while we go kill the terrorists.
The thing you got right was your comments about liberal media. Heres a story my sarge told me: the other day a marine called PFC Pyle comitted suicide. When they investigated the case, it turns out he had been reading whacked out pro-terrorist liberal sites like “Huffington Post” or “Mike Molloy”, and he was starting to talk crazy sh** about Bush and Cheney being war-criminals and us not doing a good job. Anyway, one morning we found him dead – he’d killed himself with his own rifle… so I figure that those liberals are responsible for a Marine’s death.
So that’s all I gotta say for now. Thanks for all your prayers and donations. I will write you again soon! Next week I’m going to tell you about how important faith in God is to a serving Marine.
PFC Michael Rob,
US MARINES
Haditha,
Al-Abnar Province
Iraq
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The Role of Women in the American Society or why Feminazis hate America
Women are an integral part of the American family values agenda. What is more important than to care and nourish the little ones and also keep the household in order? What practicable alternative is there other than let women care for the children, cook and protect the family structure? Let the man care for the children? We all know that this is leads to 55% of homosexuality among the suffering children. Or maybe let the children stay home alone and let them become prey for liberal child abusers?

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What the feminazis have to understand is that most women like to stay home and care the the household. Only because they are unable to feel love and compassion for the family they want to force their destructive behavior on others. Most feminazis are lesbians anyway and will never know the pleasure of family life and will never know the Heavenly Kingdom. Their future holds Fire and brimstone.

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You all probably know that democ-rats want to destroy the American way of Life but I think it is not clear to everybody on how many levels they attack the homeland. Their agenda also includes to weaken the structure of the American family in order to release more perversion and drugs upon the American society. They don’t like to see happy families, all they want is lonely children from broken homes, abortions and domestic disturbance.

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I also don’t believe that women belong in politics. My big idol Ann Coulter once said: ?I want all women to carry guns but I don’t want them to vote!?. These are very wise words. Women are not made for the dirty games in politics. Let the men deal with it.
So, if you want to be a good American woman, you should do what I, Shelley Goodman, do. Raise your children to be good and proud Americans and let the husband go out and earn the big bucks.
God bless you,
Shelley The Republican
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Rosie O’Donnell: WE MUST TAKE ACTION!
The Christian Republican response to her recent insane outbursts: Compassion. Love. Understanding. Reason. Faith. Mercy. And balanced judgement.
Prepare yourself for a shock! This is what leading evil ultra-liberal feminazi Rosie O’Donnell has been allowed to say on American network TV less than one week ago!!!:
“Radical Christianity is just as threatening as radical Islam in a country like America where we have separation of church and state…”
She had been saying that America was attacked “not by a nation.” She continued:
“And as a result of the attack and the killing of 3,000 innocent people, we invaded two countries and killed innocent people.”
Co-host Joy Behar on ABC’s communist propaganda show “The View” (herself a liberal wingnut) was even shocked by her words and protested that Christians are not trying to impose mass murder on America. “This group (radical Muslims) is threatening to kill us.”
Replied O’Donnell: “No, but we are bombing innocent people in other countries. True or false?”
What?! I don’t even know where to start with this! It just gets me so mad.
The message from ABC is clear! Bashing innocent Christians is acceptable, even comparing them with murderers who kill in the name of Allah. We need to take Action!
That’s why we’ve set up an STR action alert demanding that this b**ch pay!

This is Rosie O’Donnell. Do you really want someone this ugly on a TV that Christians may watch? If someone doesn’t shut her up soon she’ll be comparing Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ to that towel-head carpet salesman Mohum-mad.
We want you to tell ABC that O’Donnell’s comments deserve an apology and a reprimand.
1. Send an email to ABC asking for an apology and a severe reprimand, and at least a beating.
2. Forward this to your friends and family, and ask them to send an email to ABC.
3. We also call on a soldier of God to bring judgement on O Donnell and her kin. He will know who he is because he will hear the calling and feel the righteous anger in his breast against this hate-sepaker O’Donnell. Perhaps it’s you?! Do you know that she and all who know her are a plague on this earth and an affront to God and need to be terminated with extreme prejudice? Well, do your work!
We need to hang the hussy from the highest rafters (together with everyone that supports her, Michael Moore and Al Gore) in order to set an example to anyone else that might be trying to undermine American freedom by comparing we soldiers of Christ to the Islamo-fascist murderers! (Note to bleeding-heart Liberals, it isn’t murder if it God wants you to do it. It’s justice! And isn’t justice what you’re always saying you want?!)
Before I sign off and you go and get the necessary weapons, I want you to bear in mind one more thing. Now, I’m no homophobe and I know that God loves every living creature (until they disappoint him by breaking the rules in his Great Book, the Bible, of course). Nor do I want to cast aspersions on Rosie O Donnell’s disgusting, degraded and immoral private life, nor her filthy personal philosophy for which she’s already ensured herself a place in hell. I don’t want this to influence Christian readers in any way. However, I think I should let you know that this woman is a lesbian sin machine and deserves to have her sinning hands cut off!

Lesbians. If every woman was a lesbian like O’Donnell the human race would become extinct and everything you love and hold dear would be destroyed. Is this what you want? It’s what Liberals want. That’s why we need a holy war!
God, thank You for Your mercies!
Colonel Dr. Sam Johnston
(An armed and ready officer in the Christian defence organisation, which we shall call only, The Unit)
P.S. For a full analysis of the term ‘feminazi’ please read tomorrow’s article by our own Shelley Goodman. Keep it here on STR.com! Why not bypass all the Liberal Lie Media and mark us as your US friendly homepage!
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