The Lebanese flag does not resemble a rifle any more than the USA one. The Lebanese flag is red and white with a green tre in the middle.

Just wanted to comment on this. Great article, by the way.

here is what they will say to you
you are not a chrtistian or a patriot you are an evil liberal who sais he is a chrisitian cos clearly according to the new edition of the bible the one bush wrote god tells everybody to be a republican, actually god himself is a republican, cos quite clearly god is rich right? so he must be on the GOP “grand oil party”.

GOD sais do not kil people, well shelley always explains this in one of 2 ways, first of also the new eidition of the bible to bw known as KBV “or king bush version” doesnt say that, apparently this was a type error in the first eidition which god later sent a refined version by fax where it doesnt say that.
number 2 who sais arabs and muslims are people in the first place. do you still belive in what the old bible said about everyone bieng human and that god loves all of us. you have to be like shelley to be a human.

in the end i would just like to apologize if i offended any real christian by my synical comments. i am a muslim and islam tells us that christianity is the closest to islam, and all muslims love jesus although they beleiver he is not the son of god but a great prophet, but that is a thelogical difference. my remarks are strictly a critisism of shelley not christianity.

First of all: As a christian, are you allowed to LIE… NOOO… and still you keep on manufacturing fake evidence on all kinds of stuff… You are too lazy do do propper research on most of the subjects.

And the biggest disrespect to God and Jesus, is without a doubt that you still support G.W. Bush… He?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s the REAL antichrist.

Does the bible not tell you NOT to kill? and still you are voting for a semi intelligent, War horny, blood infested criminal like G.W.B…

Wake up and start living in the real world…. You can?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t justifie war, violence, terror, Capitol punishment e.t.c.. If God want?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s to kill those who disrespect him, he will do it himself… Hurricanes, earthquakes, tornadoes….So WHY do you think the US of Antichrist has been plaqued with these things so often …. Because of you so called “Believers” Killing in the name of Jesus… You are Ekstreme fundametalists, NO BETTER THAN THE MUSLIM FUNDAMETALIST…. AND you are NOT doing the world any good.. Any GOD, accepting killings/executions of human lives, are either the kin of Satan or Satan himself…. Jesus loves ALL human beings, Christians, Muslims, Budist….. As long as they act HUMAN, and follow Christian values….

So those of you who support G.W.B have been misled by the devil, you are making the world less safe.

I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m a Christian,…. i have studdied other religions too and know that Islam is a peace loving religion too… As we all know there are those ekstremists who “claim” they kill in the name of God, and those who do that, and justifies this ( Muslims and Christians ), are a disgrace to GOD, to the human race, and everything else God the almighty has created

Will you still call them “unrelated local troubles” ?

btw this is the lebanon flag and I don’t see any machine gun featured. https://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/flags/le-lgflag.gif

to me, it seems something more like a Lebanon Cedar:
http://www.blueplanetbiomes.org/lebanon_cedar.htm

Every day I feel a bit down, I just have to come here and read our wonderful articles. Keep going ! Keep going ! Oh and I love the “young terrorists” part !

Yeah, THAT is the flag of Lebanon, or the Lebanese (please learn to spell). As you can see, there are no guns in their flag, jsut something else republicans seem to hate, a nice green tree. Not only does Lebanon hold Hezbollah, it also hold THE CHRISTIAN COALITION!!!!!! Do your research you ignorant prick. So you’re saying a country with a larger percent of christians than the US is a “rogue nation”? This is ridiculous.

P.S. This is a good parody, congrats my friend.