Middle-East Crisis? No, Middle-East Opportunity
Why are liberals so down on America and our allies? If you pay any attention to the moonbat ultra-left wing media you will often hear them refer to something called the “Middle-East Crisis”, yet another example of how liberals distort our language in order to embed their godless ideology into our culture. We Republicans think that it should be called “The Middle-East Opportunity”, because there is nothing remotely crisis like about following God’s plan.
A typical scene from downtown Baghdad. Does this look like a civil war to you?
These liberal distortions fit into a clear long-established and clear pattern. For example how many times have we heard the minor insurgency in Iraq described as a “Civil War”. As usual, the liberals are using preposterous exaggerations about what is merely a series of unrelated local troubles. What remains of the “Iraqi Insurgency” is all but defeated – a corrupt shell no longer able to pose a threat to America and our allies.
Liberals do not want you to know that Iraq has been transformed into a nation of peace and liberty. They do not tell you that the streets of Baghdad are no more dangerous than Los Angeles or Philadephia. They do not tell you that Iraquis are overwhelmingly grateful to America for bringing them peace and prosperity, and that Iraquis areincreasing converting to Christianity in gratitude. That is because liberals don’t want America to spread peace and democracy around the Middle-East.
Our brave soldiers have earned the grattiude of the arab world. They risk their life to defend Iraq
Liberals say that the war in Iraq has cost a great deal of money, and yet they forget to tell us how the liberation of Iraq will enrich Americans. In gratitude for freeing Iraq from the tyrant Saddam Hussein, the Iraqui people have offered America valuable oil concessions. Thanks to our new Iraqui allies, gas prices will soon be back to 1970s prices. This is the kind of decisive solution that could never have happened under a Cut’n'Run liberal government.
If only liberal lies were limited to Iraq: if you ask a liberal what is happening in Afghanistan, they would tell you that it is a corrupt failed state, largely controlled by warlords, still run according to a punitive Islamic law. Once again, these liberal perspectives do not match up with reality:
A typical everyday scene in Kabul. Thanks to America, women have the freedom to wear what they want, and Christianity is flourishing.
Afghanistan, like Iraq has a democratically elected government and a western-style constitution. Women and children are free to wear western-style dress, and loud festive music abounds in the shaded Apricot groves of Kabul. America has routed Mullah Omar’s evil regime and in it’s place we have established a peaceful tranquility.
Young terrorists waving the Lebanise flag. This flag features a machine gun – a symbol that every single Lebanise person has dedicated themselves to evil. That is why Israel must defend itself.
So why is it that liberals keep yacking about Iraq and Afghanstan? These wars have been won, and our next opportunity is to sort out the rogue nations of Syria, Iran and Lebanon. These nations are the new worldwide hot-spots of terrorism. It seems perfectly rational that we must fight them over there to prevent any possibility of terrorist action in America.
We Republicans know that the biggest opportunity we have is to put a final end to the problem of terrorism. It seems perfectly logical to us that if we finally show Muslim countries who’s boss, show them that it is utterly hopeless to oppose America, then we can eliminate the driving forces behind terrorism. That is why it is important that we put on an awesome display of might in the face of those evil nations.
But what do liberals say to this? More often than not, they take a pro-terrorist position. They contradict our President and criticize our soldier’s mission. Their words provide aid and comfort to terrorists – something that most Americans would call treason. How come they aren’t willing to support the good guys?
Thanks to the action in the holy-lands, American business is booming and we have never been closer to the date of the Rapture – the time when we Christians will be swept up into heaven. Sure it can be tough doing God’s work but Jesus told us to expect a struggle. Remember, when we are punishing infidels we are doing so in his glorious name.
Yours in Christ,
Tristan
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Photo 1: a typical scene from downtown Baghdad?
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Photo 3: a typical everyday scene in Kabul?
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This site tells me that Americans must be the most stupid people on earth. Thank god my family did not emigrate to the US like many other europeans.
All hail the Bushtator. He’s saving us all from the demon-spawn of Democracy, err, Democrats! Thank God for his Bushship!
Iraq is freer then ever before! There is now true liberty and peace for the Iraqi people! I agree, we should keep all the killing “over there” where it belongs! Those damned ragheads are a bane to the human race! They’ve no more right to live then the Democrats!
Taking up space they are… bags of water, using up valuable resources that should be presevered for the Great Country of America!
We are the good guys! Our guns and bombs and holy mission from God prove it! We’re winning the war, aren’t we? Aren’t we not the greatest country on earth easily shown by the subjection of all other heathen lands?
Taking on Iran, Syria and whoever else needs a good ass kicking is a damned good idea! Let’s draft the useless scum in America and turn them into the world’s greatest fighting machine! Let’s make them realize that democracy isn’t free but can only be found at the end of a gun barrel! Let’s demonstrate to the world once and for all that what America wants, it gets!
Who cares what the liberals think? They’re trash, communist traitors that refuse to get on board! Coulter was right, forcibly convert them to our great God and Savior’s only true religion and kill all the rest! We are the greatest country on earth! We can save the planet and the people if we make them submit to our will and superiority!
We can bring peace to world by bringing war! And only then can the great day of the Lord occur when Jesus comes back to save us all! Hallalujah! God is Good!
We indeed are a blessed nation to be among the chosen to be saved from the demon spawn of Democrats and liberals and unbelieving heathen! Praise be to the Lord on High! The Great God of War and Justice, whom will be the only hope for peace on earth!
We are on a holy mission to convert the wicked and to kill the rest! God approves of our work in His name! We are the one and only true nation on earth! We’ll even convert the unbelieving in Israel – they too will succumb to the will of God and America! Praise be to Lord Bush his high holiness!
Lol, you’re idiots :P
God rulez !!
USA ! USA ! USA !
http://the-lebanon.com/lebanon_country/flag/flag_of_lebanon_official_big.jpg
Yeah, THAT is the flag of Lebanon, or the Lebanese (please learn to spell). As you can see, there are no guns in their flag, jsut something else republicans seem to hate, a nice green tree. Not only does Lebanon hold Hezbollah, it also hold THE CHRISTIAN COALITION!!!!!! Do your research you ignorant prick. So you’re saying a country with a larger percent of christians than the US is a “rogue nation”? This is ridiculous.
P.S. This is a good parody, congrats my friend.
This site is a must-see.
Every day I feel a bit down, I just have to come here and read our wonderful articles. Keep going ! Keep going ! Oh and I love the “young terrorists” part !
Wow, Tristan you took my advice, but I think you went to LSD rather than cannabis, since that was one wild trip you laid down there. There was 0% reality involved in that litle diatribe. Ease up on the dosage there my friend.
BTW your first photo is a street in Instanbul, not baghdad
http://www.boingboing.net/2006/03/30/gop_hopefuls_photo_o.html
Hi Tristan,
what about if “unrelated troubles” will make bombs explode about every day in New York, Los Angeles, Boston, Chicago, …
Will you still call them “unrelated local troubles” ?
btw this is the lebanon flag and I don’t see any machine gun featured. https://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/flags/le-lgflag.gif
to me, it seems something more like a Lebanon Cedar:
http://www.blueplanetbiomes.org/lebanon_cedar.htm
It seems perfectly logical to us that if we finally show American colonists who?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s boss, show them that it is utterly hopeless to oppose His Majesty, then we can eliminate the driving forces behind so-called ‘independence’. That is why it is important that we put on an awesome display of might in the face of those evil people.
@Survival Acres: Very funny post! I think we see a new regular STR.com author here.
i didnt realise that tourists have been warned not to travel to los angeles and philadelphia.
Alas the photo of the lady in electric blue was taken at the Radisson Hotel, Galway in Ireland not Kabul. Easy mistake to make I expect…..
And this is supposed to be a christian website… This has nothing to do, or atleast very little to do with Christianity….
First of all: As a christian, are you allowed to LIE… NOOO… and still you keep on manufacturing fake evidence on all kinds of stuff… You are too lazy do do propper research on most of the subjects.
And the biggest disrespect to God and Jesus, is without a doubt that you still support G.W. Bush… He?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s the REAL antichrist.
Does the bible not tell you NOT to kill? and still you are voting for a semi intelligent, War horny, blood infested criminal like G.W.B…
Wake up and start living in the real world…. You can?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t justifie war, violence, terror, Capitol punishment e.t.c.. If God want?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s to kill those who disrespect him, he will do it himself… Hurricanes, earthquakes, tornadoes….So WHY do you think the US of Antichrist has been plaqued with these things so often …. Because of you so called “Believers” Killing in the name of Jesus… You are Ekstreme fundametalists, NO BETTER THAN THE MUSLIM FUNDAMETALIST…. AND you are NOT doing the world any good.. Any GOD, accepting killings/executions of human lives, are either the kin of Satan or Satan himself…. Jesus loves ALL human beings, Christians, Muslims, Budist….. As long as they act HUMAN, and follow Christian values….
So those of you who support G.W.B have been misled by the devil, you are making the world less safe.
I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m a Christian,…. i have studdied other religions too and know that Islam is a peace loving religion too… As we all know there are those ekstremists who “claim” they kill in the name of God, and those who do that, and justifies this ( Muslims and Christians ), are a disgrace to GOD, to the human race, and everything else God the almighty has created
hey true christian
save your self the headache and ignore those lying ignorant shelley tristian and thier like.
here is what they will say to you
you are not a chrtistian or a patriot you are an evil liberal who sais he is a chrisitian cos clearly according to the new edition of the bible the one bush wrote god tells everybody to be a republican, actually god himself is a republican, cos quite clearly god is rich right? so he must be on the GOP “grand oil party”.
GOD sais do not kil people, well shelley always explains this in one of 2 ways, first of also the new eidition of the bible to bw known as KBV “or king bush version” doesnt say that, apparently this was a type error in the first eidition which god later sent a refined version by fax where it doesnt say that.
number 2 who sais arabs and muslims are people in the first place. do you still belive in what the old bible said about everyone bieng human and that god loves all of us. you have to be like shelley to be a human.
in the end i would just like to apologize if i offended any real christian by my synical comments. i am a muslim and islam tells us that christianity is the closest to islam, and all muslims love jesus although they beleiver he is not the son of god but a great prophet, but that is a thelogical difference. my remarks are strictly a critisism of shelley not christianity.
Lebanon is in fact (despite a large moslem minority) a christian country. Hizbollah, however, is an Iranian guerrila-group.
The Lebanese flag does not resemble a rifle any more than the USA one. The Lebanese flag is red and white with a green tre in the middle.
Just wanted to comment on this. Great article, by the way.
@ Greycell… well spoken my friend :o)