America’s Enemies : Democ-Rats
No doubt, liberals are out to destroy America. They undermine the credibility by constantly complaining and whining. America is winning the war on terror but liberal democ-rats say we are losing. Americas economy is stronger than ever but liberal democ-rat are claiming it is worse than ever. On 9/11 America was attacked by Iraqi terrorists but liberal democ-rats claim it was a US-government inside job. America is the leading moral authority in the world and every other country is looking up to America when it comes to human rights and justice but liberal democ-rats claim the opposite.
I for one am sick and tired to hear those whiny, spoiled, drug soaked liberals all the time. Liberals are traitors that want to destroy America! Good American patriots have to act now. I demand that the justice department comes up with charges against liberals that constantly undermine the moral of the proud American society.
Below you’ll find a simple list of suspicious activities/characteristics:
-Member of Anti-American hate groups like Greenpeace, Peta, Amnesty International, Communist Party USA, 9/11 Truth, World Can’t Wait or the Quakers
-Listener or subscriber to Air America Radio
-DNC activist
-Ties to Mosques or other sleeper cell like organizations
-All other suspicious persons
If you spot any of the above characteristics in your family or your circle of friends, please inform your local authorities. If they are unwilling or ?unable? to act, demand that they keep your suspicions in their files. Further you must watch those suspicious persons for more clues and if necessary, act on your own and confront the America hater. I promise you that one day the conditions are such that the FBI is thankful for all the information they can get that can lead to the arrest of a democ-rat.
As I already suggested, we need conversion camps for liberals. We must show they how their behavior hurts and damages the fabrics of society. If they are converted to normal patriotic American behavior we can release them again but if they are not convertible we must keep them under arrest or execute them. For some, capital punishment will be the only way to change their minds.
Friends, this must seem cruel to most of you, but believe me, it is necessary. We must act now. We must destroy all opposition. This is what God wants us to do. Don’t rely on our great leader, George W. Bush, to do all the work. He is a great and strong Christian man, but he needs all the help he can get from his strong Republican base and by God, we’re gonna give it to him!
And to all you liberals that read this website, let me say this: We will get you. We will get every last one of you because we fight with God and yours is the punishment.
God bless America,
Shelley Goodman
(Pictures: 1. AP.org / 2. Whitehouse.gov)
Coming up next: Gay conversion concluded. The final solution. Stay tuned.
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I’ve finally figured out why the people playing dumb here use democ-rats instead of democrats : the later is three syllabs long, too much for the supposed brains of the avatars they are impersonating.
Otherwise, good article. Funny and stuff, please go on. And the monkey’s picture is excellent.
How about importing America lovers (like me) from Europe and use the old world as a conversion camp?
How about you bring back the UnAmerican Activites Commission? or is that now the Department Of Homeland Security?
That is a great idea. We have to do that!
There were no Iraqis involved on 9-11. They were mostly Saudis (you know them the “friends” of the Bush family?)and a few from the UAE. Anyone who disagrees with you or president Bush is apparently a Liberal. You better make conversion camps big enough to house most of America and the military.
Yeah, brainwashing camps! They seem to exist already, Shelley and her fellow weirdos are proof of that. There was already some form of government in history that wanted to “convert” people by imprisoning, torturing and killing them. I think it was called fascism. They too claimed to fullfill God’s will. Now isn’t that a coincidence? ^_^
Guantanamo concentration camp ist just the beginning!
Having stumbled upon your website some weeks ago, I now find myself returning again and again, trying to decipher whether or not it is a brilliant piece of satire. Coming from England, I am unsure as to whether Republicans like this truly exist ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¨ I had always thought that they were the scaremongering brainchild of some good old-fashioned American bashing. Amnesty International is an American hate group? Visiting a mosque is a sleeper cell like activity? Priceless.
Please, put me out of my misery. I need to know whether you are a hate spouting racist or one of the great online comics of your generation.
Yours sincerely,
A bleeding Heart, Bush-Bashing, British Liberal
Umm…so, now hang on…are you calling a “Mosque” a “Sleeper cell”?? did I read that correctly? well then, if you see a “Church” or “Cult like organization” then make sure to call the ATF and the FBI (After all, all churches are for cults right?)…. GO READ A FRIKKIN BOOK you guys are so STUPID its hard to beleive….it boggles the mind. Although I am POSITIVE this site is just like some sort of a joke, but OMFG…. get a FRIKKIN CLUE you meth smokin, redneck, trailer trash (No offense to those who live in trailers)
Hey Shelley, I’m glad you did some of your history homework. Quite unnecessary using one of ‘em old Hitler phrases and ideas to show us, though. Final solution… Even a satirist like you should be able to use a more proper term.
WOW, Shelly, you propagate some fantastic bullshit. I have seen this before somewhere…..final solution….hrmm, I can’t quite put a finger on it….could it have possibly been Nazi Germany, Shelly why dont you do us all a favor, invite some of your other hate spewing republican christian fanatics over for a hot plate of fecal matter, consume it, then expire.
The world would benefit greatly from that one event.
Your article is insulting to me!
you’re a freak!
‘America is the leading moral authority in the world and every other country is looking up to America when it comes to human rights and justice but liberal democ-rats claim the opposite.’ seeing as you have never left america how would you know what other countries think? i am british and i know that we don’t want to be like you. and if other countries want to be like you, why did france (and other countries) refuse to get involved in your war in iraq? and you claim america has the best human rights? and then suggest eliminating the other political parties and making america a dictatorship! camps to reform liberals? like hitlers concentration camps?
http://coolnewworker.blogspot.com/ IS a site i found that sticks toward you.
Here is a quote for you Shelly, you really need to read, research, attempt to think for yourself.
“Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official…”
~Theodore Roosevelt
“Good American patriots have to act now. I demand that the justice department comes up with charges against liberals that constantly undermine the moral of the proud American society.” ~Shelly the republi-can’t
Everybody’s worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there’s a really easy way: stop participating in it.
~Noam Chomsky
That includes you Shelly, you are a terrorist. You attempt to spread fear, and hate. Don’t think I am correct? here is the US governments official definition of terrorism
the unlawful use of — or threatened use of — force or violence against individuals or property to coerce or intimidate governments or societies, often to achieve political, religious, or ideological objectives.”
– U.S. Department of Defense publication (http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/target/etc/modern.html)
So with that in mind Shelly, you yourself are a terrorist, trying to intimidate society to achieve a political, or religious or ideological objective. Well your objective is to turn everyone into a shelly clone, something of a ultra right wing republican who deems chritianity as the only religion. I suggest you turn yourself into the FBI, and ask them to help you relieve America of one more terrorist.
This is the most stupid blog that i have read
I suggest a far more devious plan with no need for killing (they may be liberals but they are still Christians so a ‘night of the long knives’ is unnecessary).
I’ve noticed that namby pamby liberal Democ-Rats feel that tap water is far to good for them and will think nothing about shelling out several bucks for a small bottle of imported water (usually French which is suspect activity in itself). Why don’t we spike these water sources with Potassium-Bromide thus ensuring that liberal types can’t breed. As these ‘sub-humans’ from the east coast drink themselves into extinction America will be blessed with a ‘thousand year’ Republican presidency.
A great German philosopher once said “In an era when the earth is gradually being divided up among states, some of which embrace almost entire continents, we cannot speak of a world power in connection with a formation whose political mother country is limited to the absurd area of five hundred thousand square kilometers” – and I for one agree with him we need to depopulate the east so freedom loving Republicans are no longer driven into the harsh, tornado strewn environment of middle America and have all the ‘living room’ they deserve.
To accelerate this process we should set up breeding programs to ensure the racial superiority of the ‘master race’ i.e. Republicans and pay more child welfare to wives of Republican party members.
Promotion of ‘Positive Christianity’ along the lines suggested by Emile Burnouf, Houston Stewart Chamberlain, and Paul de Lagarde is also a step in the right direction but I have given you all enough food for thought for now.
Read the link in my name, it explains what a load of bullshit the 911 conspiracy is. Also, this article is a repetition of other articles posted on the site. Try harder to be original next time.
Shelley, you should run for president!!
Shelley 2008!!!!!
“We must act now. We must destroy all opposition. This is what God wants us to do.”
I once heard a guy saying (only in german) the same while watching a movie in the history lesson.
His Name: Adolf Hitler
George Bush is an imbecile. He’s educationally subnormal. He has made America the laughing stock of the world.
“To accelerate this process we should set up breeding programs to ensure the racial superiority of the ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?master race?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ i.e. Republicans and pay more child welfare to wives of Republican party members”.
This is exactely what Hitler planned….. Jesus… You Shelly Lovers are scary…. It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s obvious that you?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•ve all been corrupted by Satan… or S Hell Y…. Or is Shelly A diabolical slogan???
(S)atan (Hell) (Y)ea…
I rest my case
Here is a little something about Bush, your leader/Misleader…
You take a mortal man
And put him in control
watch him become a god
watch peoples heads a?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•roll….
Just like the Pied Pieper
led rats through the streets
you dance like the Marionettes
Swaying to the symphony….Of destruction
This has to be a joke…there is no way she could have missed the Hitler quote….
…Could she?