Guns: God controls the bullets, so what’s the big problem?
Like most all good American Christians, I?m sick of hearing all this Liberal bleating about the so-called dangers of guns. When did guns ever hurt anybody? Never! Unless of course you?re talking about the enemies of America and God, in which case I have two things to say.
Point one: They deserved to die.
Point two: Being shot probably even helped them by preventing them from being able to sin and anger Our Lord God even further.
Godless Liberals like to talk about accidental deaths caused by guns too, in which case I ask them: “Are you denying God?” I ask this, because if they are trying to maintain that people can be killed accidentally by flying bullets, they are denying the omnipotent power of Our Lord who decides all things. And that?s not just nonsense, it?s blasphemy! (See you in hell blasphemers! On second thoughts, no I won?t because I worship God and will go to heaven. I?ll send you a postcard though, just in case your eyes haven’t been torn out!)
The Lord, Our God. Please stop denying Him, renegade Liberals!
The liberal media also likes to drone on about our good Vice-President Dick Cheney shooting his friend on a hunting trip, as if this sad accident is somehow funny (look at how much they?ve written about it on their godless lie-library wikipedia, for instance.) But I say that this incident just goes to prove my point. If God had wanted Dick Cheney’s buddy Harry Whittington to die, he would have died. Instead he made a full recovery and was even decent enough to apologise to Mr Cheney for all the trouble that he had caused.
His statement read: “My family and I are deeply sorry for everything Vice President Cheney and his family have had to deal with?” What a true American patriot!
The leftwing media also had something of a field day when good American patriot Charles Martin shot a 15-year-old neighbor outside his house (see this CBS article for details.) Liberals claim that this boy was innocent, but as the report clearly states, he was trespassing on Martin?s property, and what?s more Martin felt threatened by the boy. He even told the 911 operator whom he called after shooting the boy (twice): “I’m being harassed by him and his parents for five years and today I just blew it up.” See?
Charles Martin?s lawn. You?d be angry too if you?d made a lawn this nice and some kid started tramping across it.
What if that boy had been a terrorist or a Muslim? Would the liberals still be whining about his “unnecessary” death then? I think not.
Of course, I?m not suggesting that Charles Martin didn?t do anything wrong. Far from it. He was a crazy fool! He should have lived in Texas instead of Ohio. There, thanks to the good sense of local Republican legislators, it?s perfectly legal to shoot liberals that trespass on your property. They?ve even included a sensible add-on to the law, which states that the miscreant has to expire on site. If they get away you?re in big trouble, so you gotta make sure you go over and shoot them in the face. How sensible! No wonder liberals hate Texas so much: they know that they?re mincemeat there.
Finally, I have to finish by mentioning yet another insane attempt by the liberal enemies of America to lower gun sales, and so destroy one of our nation?s biggest industries. They are lobbying for legislation through that will make it necessary to put metal detectors on school gates and to confiscate all guns from children as they pass into school. This is a disaster! Depriving children of the right to bare arms is just a license for bullying. As my co-patriot Shelley said to me just the other day: “we need more guns and should even give small guns out to children! That sure would stop the bullies picking on smaller kids!!”
Thank you Shelley! At usual, those liberals have got it all the wrong way round.
May God Bless You All,
Sam Johnston
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hahahahaa that i already liked. pouring oil into the fire!
I love this blog. Thanks very much!
Do you suggest, Sam, that US soldiers who get shot in Irak deserve it? No, of course. No US soldiers deserves to die. Saying that even one US soldier deserve to die is playing the liberal game. Would you suggest that those massacre charges in Irak are true? Of course not. I beliebe that our lord sometimes lets things happen to test our faith, to test our ability to protect our children and to help us to make the difference between god people and bad people. Like the US soldier has to protect himself in Irak, we hav to protect our children by keeping them as far as possible from weapons as long as they’re too young to be responsible for what they do.
Do you suggest that small kids should kill bullies in each school of the US?
How could we make the difference between a good republican child who wants to protect himself and an evil liberal kid who pretends to be a good american but who hatefully wants to slaughter his classmates? We can’t. That’s why only adults should be allowed to carry weapons at school.
But wait, aren’t there some some liberal teachers? Throwing them away from our kids would be a good thing as they should never teach anything nor even talk to our kids. But we can’t throw them away. It’s still illegal. At least, whe can only make sure that they can’t bring guns next to our kids.
To conclude, I’m convinced that making a no gun zone out of our schools is not a bad thing. Of course, you will argue about gun control and the true american right to carry a gun but like counter terrism, protecting our children is a war. We can accept to disclose our lives to the government to help him find out terrorists. We can also accept not to carry guns in schools to prevent our kids from being killed or loosing an arm or a leg or getting paralized…
hehe, Tell me where can I get my own sniper rifle so I can blow all those rednecks who dare to trespass my fence.
I will be glad to pour their brains over the street.
FUN FOR ALL!!!
PD: I hope some day your kid shoot himself with your gun. Then all the world would laught at you, like that Simson kid, Nelson.
Samuel & Shelley,
I said an extra prayer for you both in gratitude today. God has seemingly appointed the both of you in a veritable crusade against the effete liberals who plague your country like a terminal cancer. I too have to contend with the euro-liberals in my country and I have great pleasure in informing you that they would implode in a drug-addled fit of rage were they to read the biblical truths contained within your article.
It is with sadness that I tell you that in my country it is illegal for a man to bear arms. The liberals ravage the populace with their social-democratic policies, invariably at the expense of Johnny Taxpayer, and our country is awash with illegal immigrants. It is madness for our country to prevent us from keeping the weapons which would be the obvious solution to this melee.
As things are, I am reduced to beating back the coloureds with a bible in the one hand and a piece of 2×4 in the other. I can tread the streets of my once fair country with stepping on a Eurasian or Mesopotomian, truly I pray for all who shouldn’t be here that they are cast back unto their countries of origin to face the punishments they usually deserve.
Your leaders are wise and just, I intend to emigrate to your fair nation for naturilisation.
Sincerely,
Enraged, of England
you’re right shelley
Guns have been designed to kill
God said : “thou shall not kill” (Exodus 20:13; Deuteronomy 5:17)
When Marines are killed, we must be happy, because remember that ‘God controls the bullets, so what?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s the big problem?’.
When marines are kiled, it’s because they are just stupids communist muslim, so we have to pray god to make more bad marine to be killed.
Hey, you know what? We should do what the Iranians do. Teach kids about guns by using them as human shields and mine-field clearers. God obvisily wanted those poor late kids to be forced to walk into the mines, and be paralazed or killed. That’s just so him.
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“Godless Liberals like to talk about accidental deaths caused by guns too, in which case I ask them: ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Are you denying God???? I ask this, because if they are trying to maintain that people can be killed accidentally by flying bullets, they are denying the omnipotent power of Our Lord who decides all things.”
R U kidding??
well… I suggest you take a gun and shoot directly in your mouth
and let’s see what would happen
Guns don’t kill, people do! Do you want to get rid of people now???
If you take away our guns only the criminal will have guns and who is gonna defend us?
The anti-gun people make me sick! You will never get my gun! Never! My kids have guns, too and we go to the shooting range at least once a week!
God want’s us to defend ourselves with guns!
God bless America,
Shelley
Bless you Shelley,
Those patriots who aren’t as well trained in using weaponary to save lives as you and your children may be interested in this website:
http://gunssavelives.com/
Meanwhile, I was in such a hurry to get my thoughts on guns down that I didn’t have chance to include an interesting side issue: dealing with America’s enemies.
My co-patriots Barbara and Shelley have informed me that in Georgia, it’s legal to shoot someone if you “feel threatened”. Now as a Christian Republican who loves America and wants to help save Freedom and Our Way Of Life, I feel threatened by Liberals every day. Pretty soon I may have to take me to Georgia to have me some target practice!
Anyway, I thought the Freedom Zone might be a good place to compile a databank of other places in America where God is on our side and our right to carry and use weapons to save our way of life.
So everyone, visit the Freedom Zone now (there’s a button on the right of the page). i’ve started a gun thread there. Let’s compile a list for all patriots of where and how liberals can best be dispensed with! All it takes is a few good men…
God Bless You All,
Sam
Here’s the Free Speech zone link:
http://groups.google.com/group/u-s-a?lnk=oa
Samuel,
I regret to inform you that God in his providence has not enlightened me as to location of the Freedom Zone button.
I earnestly seek to register my desire to bear arms in compliance with God’s wishes. I used Internet Explorer – the one true portal to the Internet, but I could not find it. Might one of you venture to shine the light of enlightnment upon me, so that I might once more join your flock?
OK, I’ve been convinced. God controls the bullets. Naturally, Cod controls the warheads too.
So, what’s the fuss about Iranian nuclear capability?
It is quite obvious to me that American troops in Iraq are killed by demonic, or “muslim” bullets. Satan has great powers in Iraq. After all that was where Sodoma and Gomorrah used to be. And we know that God smothed those fiends. That is why we have to bring the fear of God to that dessert they call a country.
Hello there, I have a few comments:
-If God is above all and controls the bullets, like you say … why do we even bother to have a justice system? I mean, give arms to everyone, let them shoot as they want, only the chosen by God will survive… we would be right back to the Middle Ages, except we would have different weapons
-In the USA, KIDS bear ARMS in SCHOOL? what for? to protect themselves from bad grades?
I cant agree more, leave the bullet control to our lord Jesus Christ (the rizzen), and leave the guns to those who can talk to him.
You mean that if go to a school and start to shoot randomly only sinners and people that god want to die will be killed?
Thanks, starting this day I am gonna work for God.
Why do you use googlegroups? Everybody knows that google is a satanic site full of america hating liberals!
CHarles Johnson is an idiot and people who is nothing more than a murder and people who support this dimwit are idiots also.
Well this gun control thing is way out of hand. Guns dont kill people. People kill people. If its not a gun then its a knife, or a pen.
And i have to agree with texas, if i find someone on my property, i will shoot to kill… but i dont think it has much to do with party affiliation…
I think everyone should have a gun on them at ALL times. (when sleeping they should have it by their side or under the pillow, loaded) how many people do you think would rob a bank if they know each and every customer is packin a gun?
In florida, if you feel threatened by someone you can shoot them. Its called the “shoot first law”
I like that law.
But i hate hippies
and there is no god
Good day
“Point one: They deserved to die.”
I stop reading your post in point one.
I guess you are a true american christian.
Maybe you have some new american version of the bible, that does not surprise me, because you americans think that you are above all things, even Christ, like we all can see in that sentence!
Can you please post your new upgraded bible, it seems to you that the original one had a few imperfections!
I would like to read it.
Maybe some day the whole world(World=USA, in your point of view) recognizes you as a new prophet!
Saint Sam Johnston! Who knows?!
Bless you for speaking the truth. It would be nice if children were given at the very least a .22 this would even help protect them from child predators too. If you knew a child had a gun what are the odds you would try to kidnap them, or preform some kind of molestation act on them…
Shelley the Republican for President!!
Hahahahahhah. What a huge spoof this site is.
dont worry guys, the us will be bankrupted soon and unable to threaten anyone ever again.
guess there must be a god after all eh?
blah blah blah blah, your post was the worst waste of my time ever, not even worth commenting
?Ǭ¨?Ǭ©Bullets don’t kill people, Christians do.
Ronald Freeman
I totally agree with your opposition to anti-gun laws. I also agree with the people’s right to shoot people who trespass and harass them. That’s why, at teh nect given opportunity, I Ronald Freeman, will do my name justice and shoot the American President.
Isnt it strictly forbidden for a ultra-right-wing christian religious fundamentalist as yourself, to show a picture of god on your website. read the 10 commandments.
Dear anon,
No, I don’t think so.
You’re kidding! Charles Martin?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s lawn looks like crap.
Dear A Gardener,
Is your name ironic? (See! We American patriots understand irony!). I rarely bother to reply to comments containing such dirty language as yours, but I really feel that I should point out that people have been shot for less than what you say, and that I should tell you that if you’re ever in texas, you better watch your mouth boy.
dear sam johnson,
2nd commandment:
Thy shall not make a sculpted image or any likeness of what is in the heavens above
Dear anon:
“Then King David went in and sat before the LORD and he said:
“Who am I, Oh Lord God? And what is my house that you have brought me thus far?”
I Chronicles 17: 16
Think on, anon.
Good old Christians. They love you, but say something wrong and they’re gonna shoot your ass ! Cause God agrees with them right ?
Hmm … So Kennedy died cause God wanted so ? And Lennon too ?
No.
Dear Max,
Absolutely. I’m glad you’ve understood that much. I’m hoping to write about liberal hell soon – and you can be sure that’s where Kennedy and Lennon are, frying away.
Remember: guns don’t kill people, dangerous minorities do
Max, God works in mysterious ways. It is not for us to understand. He was either calling them home, preventing some evil that would come later, or maybe He was just sick of their vile sinning.
Those are mere guesses because only God can know and understand. But do notice that neither Lennon nor Kennedy were good conservative Republican Christians.
Perhaps that is your answer. Thus endeth the lesson.