2005 / 2006 Democratic Bloopers
In stark contrast to the excellent year we republicans have enjoyed, we have watched in amusement as the democratic party just self-destructed before our eyes. For your please, I present some of the more embarrassing moments from the party that hates America:
Colbert at the white-house:
Following rapturous applause for our President’s performance alongside an impersonator, Stephen Colbert’s performance bombed. The outraged audience were profoundly relieved when the whole thing was over. It’s worth a download if you want to see just how out of touch the democratic sense of humor is!
Al Gore’s Unfortunate (Inconvenient) Movie:
Tom Cruise can breathe a sigh of relief that his MI3 is nowhere near the box-office stinker that Gore’s arkward polemic managed to achieve. This movie was universally debunked and decried as junk science long before it was ever released. In years to come, this film will be remembered as one of the grossest distortions of science since nazi propaganda.
Abramoff & The Dems:
Democrats were quick to condemn the former lobbyist Jack Abramoff, however when the President revealed that Democrats had benefited from his donations in equal quantities, their protests soon ended. It turns out that as usual, the dems could dish it out, but couldn’t take it! Once again, the Democrats were revealed as a disorganized rabble in retreat.
Plamegate:
Eager to score yet another point against our wartime President, the democrats revealed their willingness to compromise national security. Once again, their shrill message fell flat before discerning Americans. This debacle revealed the democrats at their partisan worst; their agent of chaos Fitzgerald openly admits that he will do anything within his power to bring down the officials of a democratically elected government.
Murtha vs the Marines:
Ultra-left wing lunatic John Murtha drove a wedge between himself and the mainstream of American public opinion with his scandalous attack on our fighting men in Iraq. Murtha is obviously unfamiliar with the facts of war (typical democrat politician), and feels no disloyalty in jeopardizing our troops mission in Iraq because of the alleged actions of a rogue minority. When will he learn that the patriotic way to support our troops is to support their mission?
George Clooney:
Why do dems have to politicize everything? Mr Clooney presented a clumsy pair of movies, designed to undermine the morale of our troops in Iraq, plus a scandalous revisionist re-telling of this history of the cold war. As with Gore’s project, most Americans chose to avoid these boring movies.
Jesse Jackson at Coretta Scott-King’s Funeral:
If you needed more proof that Democrats love to politicize every occasion, no matter how sacred for their own benefit, look no further than the funeral of the civil rights activist Coretta Scott King. I am sure she would have disliked the angry democratic rhetoric at an occasion which would have been better spent reviewing the great achievements a Republican government has made for freedom and human rights. Still, this proves that the dems do not know the meaning of the word “inappropriate”!
Cindy Sheehan’s assault on our troops:
There is nobody (possibly with the exception of Michael Moore) who hates America more than Mrs Sheehan. Her son was proud martyr for American, Republican values. He willingly gave his life to help liberate the people of Iraq. Americans soon grew tired of Mrs Sheehan when she built a fake memorial, intended specifically to mock the sacrifice made by our brave troops.
So, can you think of any of the Democrat’s most embarrassing moments that we missed? I am sure there must be hundreds!
God Bless America, and the Presidency.
Tristan
(Picture sources:
1: comedycentral.com / 3: comicon.com / 4: cbsnews.com / 5: luckydawgnews.com / 6: bullz-eye.com / 7: mensnewsdaily.com / 8: commondreams.org)
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Great collection of pics ! Thanks, now I can print them out and rip them all to pieces at will, a great tool for releasing those sullen feelings. Oh, and Wanted posters too, their crimes against the American World so neatly displayed.. Just a little bit of editing and they’ll be perfect ! Would make a good target practice too.
Sheehan`s son died proudly for republican values?
Please prove that!
Which politician was caught looking at Kiddie porn? I honestly dont know. But it doesnt matter, in any batch of apples you will find a couple rotten ones.
Also, in regaurd to the 9/11 attack pilots:
What state did most of them get their training?
(florida?)
Didnt one get arrested for trying to do the same EXACT thing up north?
(yes)
Why?
(Because of the crooked policies and the massive influx of foreigners that havent learned our language)
Almost anywhere else in the country (pre 9/11) a group of arabs would have stood out. But no, down here they were able to hide…
But lemme guess, thats the Democrats fault? (Jeb bush is what?)
Shelly you must really have no life. These good ole boy, redneck tactics you use to divide people are rediculous.. Are you even human.. Are do you have a ganglion for a brain… You know what maybe you are a humanoid.. programmed to think such things. Either way someone needs to perform an exerocism on u immediately because the church you go to must be infested with demons… Though shall not judge..Love your neighbor as if thy love thyself.. obviously the bible you read is not one i have seen. You are just a judgemental bigit who probably has a clan robe in your closet.. You must not have a job and live on welfare or something.. Because who has idle time to write such things.. Looser
Tristan i believe u and Shelly are a product of incest… That is the only way such redneck stupidity can be explained…
“Her son was proud martyr for American, Republican values. He willingly gave his life to help liberate the oil of Iraq”
I fixed your typo, no need to thank me.
This is the funniest pro-liberal satire blog I’ve ever seen. You really had me going there for a second.
Oh, I guess this isn’t satire… you strictly control your commenters through moderation, which is what tight-assed “Christians” do. Sorry for my mistake.
Americans usualy avoid their best movies!(the ones that wins oscars)
I guess Syriana was to much for you.
Trie x-man or spy kids, they are more adjusted for your intellect.
Die soon
EU
Maybe you should pull out a history book. Democrats where the ones who fought for civil rights. Pot= Bad for your brain.
a dead is a dead… As was saying Georges Brassens (a,now deceased, french singer) “diying for ideas, agree but a slow death…” (“mourir pour des id??Ǭ©es d’accord mais de mort lente”)
“Car ??¢‚Ǩ¬† forcer l’allure il arrive parfois qu’on meure pour des id??Ǭ©es n’ayant plus court le lendemain” => “because going to fast it may happen that we would die for ideas no more corrects the day after”.
some of your youngs soldier should hear this.
You’re obviously the most representative person of what kind of stupid people we may encounter during our lives. The same that are saying “i’m not watching porno but i love to see movies with men firing each others with guns”.
Humanists were very “bad” american if i believe your blog… Hope one day you’ll change your mind and understand we are more correct than you by saying a war is a mistake.
Stupid republicans. You attack what you don’t understand. It’s pitiful.
I can’t wait to read this blog after November when the Democrats win both the house and senate. While Americans, British, Australians and other nationalities die in Iraq, our president is debating gay marriage. How disconnected is that. This whole thing is a smokescreen to divert our attention from the greed, corruption, and godlessness that has become the republican party and their war folly. History will record George Bush as the most inept, worst blight on the presidency of these United States. I pray to God it is not too late to turn this country and the Republican party around.
Tell them Bubba…..
if you knew anything about recent opinion polls in america you would learn that the republicans have actually lost a HUGE amount of support this year. and talking about politicising everything, didnt you write an article about how that crazy bible basher who had an argument with a news reporter was a great person, after she protested at someones funeral!!!!!!! how utterly disrespectfull and shameless could she be?!?!?!?!?!?
and also. i think someones mother would know more about thier opinions than you.