Comments on: Christian Surfers : 2 Passions combined

By: immobilier

immobilier — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 01:28:09 +0000

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By: Mohammed Al Asayet (a.k.a. the henchman)

Mohammed Al Asayet (a.k.a. the henchman) — Sat, 09 Dec 2006 23:27:23 +0000

SHELLEY IS NOT WHO YOU MIGHT THINK SHE IS!!!
THIS IS HER REAL STORY!!!
To whom it may concern,
the following story should not be read by people with a bad heart condition or who are infuriated by statements opposing their own beliefs.
It was a hot summer’s day and the sun was shining on my collection of rare extinct butterflies which were lying on the roof of my bunker in the great desert of some arabian nation to dry when a woman recognizable by her beautiful black burka approached my habitat.
The vision of her in the distance was still blurred by the uprising heat of the blazing sand but I could already see the indication of an attractive female body lurking beneath the pieces of cloth hanging down over her someow abstract silhouette. I have always been a man who is turned on by strange body measurements and proportions.
As she advanced towards my palace of sand I got ready for the impact of sudden liveliness I expected to strike my unsatisfied libido which had in the past few days gotten so desperate that it urged me to abuse various animals of the desert and made them drink my juices which again they greeted with great pleasure. Since then those creatures, be it snake or vulture, in need of liquid refreshments have come to me happily paying the due to get their ration of precious ressources. As my love pump grew to be increasingly exhausted by the harsh tasks it had to perform on those typically unnatural entry holes, the thought of being able to bond with a being of my own kind became more and more diserable.
As I dwelled on my perverted arab mind I was abruptly taken back into the world commonly referred to as “reality” by a divine shrieking voice apparently belonging to the amorphous lump of flesh covered by its black garment. “Hello handsome! I’ve been riding my owner’s camel aimlessly through this vast life-threatening land to flee the ice-cold grip of his tyrant hands. Would you be so kind… , could you make me to a piece of your belongings and let me honour your rugged manliness? My specialty at my previous master’s domain has been the ancient practice of wild unleashed oriental orgies including various animals of the desert. I am known for not having all to many contagious deseases and I would love to worship the essence of your joy stick.”
I was stunned! This was possibly the best day in my life following the one on which I was so lucky as to have seen my mother pleasuring an albino donkey. I was nine years old on that day, my mother being just as many years older than me.
I was again pulled back into my desert being by the same shrieking voice, only this time its source had unraveled itself from its clothing.
“Call me Shelley the Republican!” were the words with which she thrust herself upon me and buried me deep into the sand. It was the shortest sexual experience I had ever gone through. My love jam was violently squeezed through before I even had the chance to ejaculate naturally. Shelley seemed to have been near dehydration, judging by her desperate attempt to reach my juices boiling on her stomach in the heat of the sun. Shelley and I have since lived under the law of desert perversion happily ever after in a sand bunker in some unprenouncable Arabina nation.
Greetings, Mohammed Al Asayet (a.k.a. the henchman)
P.S.: Greetings to the Muslim Brotherhood of Russia!
BAN MICROSOFT!

By: SecondLieutenant

SecondLieutenant — Tue, 12 Sep 2006 06:58:55 +0000

the third picture is a PVC pipe taped with duct tape!!!! i know because i was in the infantry. This site is filled of twisted truth.. anyway the fact that even the word ‘bible’ does appear even once in the bible and the whole ideology is made by St paul. But ure too stupid to understand anyway.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 22 Aug 2006 04:25:27 +0000

violent and intollerant like the little boy that beats his girlfriend over politics

By: True Christian

True Christian — Sun, 13 Aug 2006 10:13:25 +0000

Well isn?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•t that just typical…. S Hell ey… You haven?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•t got the guts or the IQ to answer any of the critical posts in here, but just like an 8 year old kid you comment on HIS NAME???

You don?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•t belive in Jesus either,…. All your fanatic lies in here is making Jesus weep…. So Shame on you for all your blasphemy…

By: Shelley

Shelley — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 12:26:50 +0000

Ahkmed? What kind of name is that? Are you an arab? You hate Jesus, so what are you complaining about?
Shame on you!
God bless America,
Shelley

By: Ahkmed

Ahkmed — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 11:27:35 +0000

I demand you censor this article immediately. Your image of a “Christian Surfer” is offensive, gratuitous, and vulgar. God fearing people do not appear in such states of undress.

By: potto

potto — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 18:29:07 +0000

JESUS WAS A JEW!!!! if you read the bible you will find it tells you that. and if you read the quoran (muslim holy book) you will find they belive in jesus too (fool) and all the major rules are basically the same(most major religions are the same they just have different names for god) and if you want violent religions do you know anything about christian history? the spanish inquisition?, the crusades? ring any bells???? even the nazi party were christians! if you think islam is violent because of jihaad i thnik if you read the bible carefull there is such a thing as ‘just war’ in it.

By: Saye

Saye — Fri, 09 Jun 2006 16:50:37 +0000

And funny again shelly.Ehm and by the way i think alah is written with two l ( like this). Not the only mistake in your articles. But I dont mind about that mistakes i mind about u and the things that u say.

By: rational

rational — Fri, 09 Jun 2006 04:19:42 +0000

this site is pure evil.
you (shelley) are satan.
i seriously think we should
disregard freedom of speach
for cases like this. you
should not be allowed to
write this. it is anti-
social, plain wrong and
quite psychotic.

please stop – for the sake of humanity

By: LivingFree

LivingFree — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 17:42:46 +0000

Shelley, I don’t care about your stupid point of view, but I need to tell you the true about you: You are a really big mother focker son of a bitch.

By: tom

tom — Tue, 06 Jun 2006 15:37:47 +0000

Doood, Jesus better watch out!!!! That gnarly wave is about to smear his ass all over the shallow reef!!!1!1!

By: GreYcell

GreYcell — Tue, 06 Jun 2006 11:31:28 +0000

wow im begining to like christianity
did you see the ass on that christian babe.