Liberals: Unprepared
Ask a Democrat what the world’s biggest problems are. He will most likely mention “peak-oil” or “global-warming; two preposterous scare-scenarios. These liberal myths have been largely debunked by reputable scholars, nevertheless most liberals consume themselves, dreaming up impossible solutions to these improbable problems.
Peak Oil: Liberal geologists think that the world is going to run out of Oil in a matter of years. The Bible tells us that God would never let this happen.
Overburdened by their elitist notions, liberals are so obsessed by these imaginary dangers, that they forget about the real threats that face our nation.
We all know that part of being a Republican is preparedness. Republicans expect and prepare for next terrorist attack, the next natural disaster or worse. Thanks to the Democrat’s idleness, we are forced to bear the world’s real problems on our shoulders:
What could be worse than Terrorism or natural disasters? I am talking about the biggest danger of all, and the one which will almost certainly be coming very soon: The Tribulation.
If you are not familiar with this term, I suggest you reach for your Bible (liberals who do not posses a Bible can find God’s book on the Internet ) and consult it’s final chapter, Revelations.
This book describes in clear, literal and unambiguous terms exactly how the world will end. It tells us how sinful behavior will bring about the end of the world, long before any of the liberal nightmare scenarios can occur.
Anybody who pays even the slightest attention to the news will have noticed that the signs of rapture are clearly visible: We are at war with an satanic foe; Our enemies are building nuclear weapons and our culture is succumbing to the sickness of a debauched liberal media.
According to many governmental advisors, these are all trustworthy indicators that the world’s end will come soon. If you need proof that the end is near, you can use this site which carefully observes those signs and plots how close we are to the end-times just like a stock-index.
Are any of your loved ones unsaved? They may be left behind if you are called to heaven when the Rapture begins. The Bible tells us that before the Tribulation, many Christians will be called directly to heaven.
Not all Christians will ascend, but the bible assures us that God will claim the most pious and blameless amongst us. There is a very high probability that key members of the Republican administration may be enraptured, leaving our government weakened at a time of national crisis.
Fortunately, we Republicans have prepared for this. Under this administration, FEMA have been given an additional duty of ensuring national Rapture preparedness. Before I retired, as a state employee, one of my duties was ensuring preparing our IT infrastructure and procedures for the coming Tribulations. You can be sure that G. W. Bush is making America Rapture-Ready.
As with most things in life, responsibility for any problem must be shared between government and citizens. Did you know that your actions, and those of your friends and neighbors might bring about the Rapture?
Furthermore, if you are not amongst the lucky few who can observe the Tribulations from the safety of heaven, you had better be prepared:
- Make sure that your Church and congregation are Rapture-ready. Read Revelations and ensure that you know the signs of the coming Tribulation.
- Check the rapture-ready index every day. This will give you the opportunity to stock-up in the advance of the major disasters that will almost certainly come.
- Donate as much as you can spare to charities that help prepare for the Rapture. View Pat Robertson’s web-site for some excellent suggestions;. Remember, you will not need money in Heaven, or once the Tribulations are over.
- Do not tolerate sinful behavior amongst others. Remember, that the cause of the Tribulations and all suffering is human sin. Support organizations which lobby your congressmen and senators for greater punishments of sinners.
- Finally, remember that it is our duty to convert others to Christianity. If you know of an Atheist, confront him. If necessary, visit his home and explain to them how their Atheism might be harming this country.
Thanks and God Bless,
Tristan
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“Before I retired, as a state employee, one
of my duties was ensuring preparing our IT infrastructure and procedures for the coming Tribulations. ”
Oh, so that’s where you got your superb IT knowledge from! Woehahahahaha….
This is all just too much, too much!
Day by day you guys hit new levels of retardness! Damn they should give this blog price!
best wishes and see you guys in heaven!
Just prooves what a narrow minded ignorant bible thumping person u are. You remind me of the ignorant muslims that swear by the Qoran and just dont want to believe anything else. Youre no different. Get a real education instead of reading the bible everyday. Sad!
Yack yack yack yack..wow man. These republicans are actually really all dumb pigheaded anti liberal wackos. No wonder the avg IQ of a republican is much lower than a democrat and no wonder the democrats control the economy of this country – look at the richer blue states as opposed to the poorer redneck states. (even tho we sadly have a republican govt). And they call themselves Capitalist. Its a proven fact that the economy under a democratic govt has always been better than a republican. Look what Clinton did. He got the country out of the dumps after Sr Bush totally screwed it up. And this has happened under Kennedy too. Wow..these guys really talk thru their hats.
Didn’t you hear? The rapture happened last week.
No wonder the Republicans have left the future in deep shit. If God does exist, he’s one sick lunatic and doesn’t deserve to be called God.
Great one again Tristan. You show them! Now id better ready myself for the Rapture and select which of my hate mongering, intolerant and narrow minded christian neighbourgs’ house i’ll pick when they finally gone to Heaven. Would be a shame to let those to rot now, wouldnt it?
The world being in the state it is in, is our own failure. We can’t just mess things up and then ask God to forgive us, it doesn’t work that way. If civilisation really has succumbed to debauchery and sinful people have taken over, then we only have ourselves to blame. We can’t just go and leave the mess for what it is. Especially us christians who are superior human beings have to take responsibility and accept punishment. If God is just, he will send us all to hell for failing to overcome evil, and rightly so. Every true christian will bow his head and await God’s judgement. We can only find comfort in the fact that we tried our best. I can only hope that my punishment will mean I will be bummed for eternity because I am a closet arse bandit.
\”Peak Oil: Liberal geologists think that the world is going to run out of Oil in a matter of years. The Bible tells us that God would never let this happen.\”
Hey! I never say that!
Quote: “This book describes in clear, literal and unambiguous terms exactly how the world will end.”
In that case, we shouldn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t be afraid. There is no historical recording of a divine entity chaining a seven- headed dragon and throwing it to the abyss in all mankind History. So, in the doubtful case it would happen tomorrow, we still would have one thousand years of peace before the Big Mess happens. Bad luck for you, Christians ;)
Peak Oil: Liberal geologists think that the world is going to run out of Oil in a matter of years. The Bible tells us that God would never let this happen.
That actually proves what I already thought. Your blog is just a hoax, because nobody could be so stupid to believe something like that.
On the other hand, if you really believe that, you should be admitted into a lunatic asylum.
“Liberal geologists think that the world is going to run out of Oil in a matter of years. The Bible tells us that God would never let this happen.”
This is the best comment I’ve read this year :)
Hi Tristan,
why oil ? when you buy oil (and burn it) you’re giving money to middle east (Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, … so, arab people) or venezuela (marxist) or even Europe (North Sea). Money il flowing out of USA.
Think about it now… running, for example, on fuel cell (hydrogen). USA could produce the energy he need and stop wasting money. Money, jobs, … for USA citizens !!!
In the process you also will produce less pollution ! as a side effect, not the main reason.
oh my (nonexistend) god! you people are looking forward to something that is so obviously a psychological mechanism from hundreds of years ago!
that rapture site! how does it index those items? if it’s with info gathered from those echelon projects i could understand but come on! the big suck from heaven is allready been foretold numerously, why are you so sure now? ’cause you’ve got a big ol’ index now?? jesus,,, all that time sticking your nose in that illtranslated faerytalebook of yours could ‘ve been spend on deeds that actually matter! don’t you know?! the world’s resources in forests, ice caps, minerals, gasses, petrol, species and so on are being raped and you are seriously talking about converting people ’cause they would otherwise not be sucked up to heaven??
and you even say:”Peak Oil: Liberal geologists think that the world is going to run out of Oil in a matter of years. The Bible tells us that God would never let this happen.”???
what is “god” going to do, pee oil from heaven so we could rape this planet a little more? has he put magical oilsources in the ground that’ll never run out of it?
oh (wo)man! i could go on and on about how stupid you people are.
what went wrong in your childhood,,,
Shame your chat room is haunted by a robot !! it took me some time to realise !! please come and chat guys ! I feel lonely there with a robot !
Just a question :
Even if oil is not a limited product , the price of the oil barrels is so higth that we should find anything else. So even if there is no risk for earth when human using oil , why can’t we find anything else not so rare or so expensive ( like you want ) ?
???Peak Oil: Liberal geologists think that the world is going to run out of Oil in a matter of years. The Bible tells us that God would never let this happen.???
Example. Think of the earth as a bottle and oil as cola. If you keep drinking cola from the bottle, will the bottle eventually be empty? Off course!! Same goes for the earth. Common sense Tristan.
In the meantime I’ll just keep on sinning so I hope your looking forward to the Rapture :)
Tristan, just try to talk with a psychiatrist, you are extremely sick and i am shure that your symptoms are aggravating post after post! I know that a mentally healed person, cant admit that thats the case. But i am responding to your post with hope, that any of your friends read it and then help you!
you still can consider suicide! But just if your pain doest go away!
Oh, i forgot, you can comit suicide, you are a christian!
Well then, just have a painfull life. i am shure that heaven doors will be wide open to you, god never allow more punishment to mentally retarded.
Is Rapture some kind of 2K year bug?
Who needs to feed and shelter the poor and underpriveledged if you can invest in rapture preparedness. We all know what a tremendous success FEMA has been.
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This does not make any sense, but forgive me I’m in Canada.
congratulations on the best article yet :o)
I was laughing from start to finish!
Peak Oil: Liberal geologists think that the world is going to run out of Oil in a matter of years. The Bible tells us that God would never let this happen.
could you point out exactly where in the bible it says that?
What could be worse than Terrorism or natural disasters? I am talking about the biggest danger of all, and the one which will almost certainly be coming very soon: The Tribulation.
Yeah bush prepared so well for katrina didn’t he
Fortunately, we Republicans have prepared for this. Under this administration, FEMA have been given an additional duty of ensuring national Rapture preparedness. Before I retired, as a state employee, one of my duties was ensuring preparing our IT infrastructure and procedures for the coming Tribulations. You can be sure that G. W. Bush is making America Rapture-Ready.
Oh no we’re done for if you’ve used windows!!!!
Check the rapture-ready index every day. This will give you the opportunity to stock-up in the advance of the major disasters that will almost certainly come.
strange looking at that site did you notice that the score has been going down since 2003 ????
i wonder if somebody wrote in the biblie 2000 years ago that now we wont run out of oil :P
What kind of drugs do you guys do?…i would REALLY like to know. nevertheless thanks for the HOURS of entertainment I get reading your blog… and oh yeah, please dont misuse my name, you know I don’t like you mere humans associating my name to stupidity.
-God
You’re article had a neat little phrase underneath a picture:
”Peak Oil: Liberal geologists think that the world is going to run out of Oil in a matter of years. The Bible tells us that God would never let this happen.”
Now, please do indicate me wich page/line says that the lord did say this. And please, if it turns out that its form the old testament when he said ”this oil will last you asl ong as you need” when it was feared that the menora would burn out form not enough oil. Let me clairify, hes tlaking aobut 8 days for a lamp. Not 600 years from 700million cars. Common now.
What ? These liberal geologists are saying that the Earth has a finite mass ? How stupid can they be ?
Let them to waste all the oil reserves on the World. Hopefully to us, the european goverments are preparing for the incoming shortage, investing in other ways of power as solar cells, hydrogen cells, eolic energy and so on.
About the “famous statement” ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥Peak Oil: Liberal geologists think that the world is going to run out of Oil in a matter of years. The Bible tells us that God would never let this happen
Could you tell me why did your fuel tank gets empty every week? ask God about refilling it, because in about 50 years there will be no oil for it :D
And until them, the oil prices will get higher and higher… because or your oil wars and holy wars against the terror.
Accept that, The CIA trained Osama Bin Laden to fight the Russians in Afghanistan, and when your government let their country to root in poverty… he gets angered, and who not???
Look at you! How do you feel about the Pearl Harbour attack? (which in fact was not a sneak attack, but instead a failure of your OWN communications. The Japs warned the US embassy 2 hours earlier.)
As a matter I do remember stating clearly that you *will* run out of oil:
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Matthew 5:14-16:
“Then the kingdom of heaven shall be compared to ten maidens who took their lamps and went to meet the bridegroom. Five of them were foolish, and five were wise. For when the foolish took their lamps, they took no oil with them; but the wise took flasks of oil with their lamps. As the bridegroom was delayed, they all slumbered and slept.”
“But at midnight there was a cry, ‘Behold, the bridegroom! Come out to meet him.’”
“Then all those maidens rose and trimmed their lamps. And the foolish said to the wise, ‘Give us some of your oil, for our lamps are going out.’”
“But the wise replied, ‘Perhaps there will not be enough for us and for you; go rather to the dealers and buy for yourselves.’”
“And while they went to buy, the bridegroom came, and those who were ready went in with him to the marriage feast; and the door was shut.”
“Afterward the other maidens came also, saying, ‘Lord, lord, open to us.’”
“But he replied, ‘Truly, I say to you, I do not know you.’”
“Watch therefore, for you know neither the day nor the hour.” (Matthew 25:1-13 RSV)
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Shelley the rapture is never mentioned in the bible. If the Apocallypse happens it will happen for everyone. Have a nice day.
As everody knows, we can see in the bible at G.W.Bush 1:1-2,
“And then He told us: “Let it be oil forever!”, as soon the evil liberals stated it was running out.”
You know, being a scientist I find your blog a very comic site.
I do hope God has internet to laugh when reading the all the bullshit you write.
PS: I also like the way your sister “fired” a teacher just because he was teaching the truth. I would like my teachers to teach me some lies and bullshits so I could pass the exams with higher grides! You know, being in a physics major is not as easy as knowning the truth held in the bible…I do learn how to prove what I state about the creation of earth and the existence of the universe, also to explain the fourth dimension called time…but I guess your God made an easier world for you to live in…
We always have the whale oil to fall back on… id say start to practice hunting whales now so we can be ready when the time comes. God (jesus) gave us these neat packages of highly refined oil just swimming around the oceans, ready to go. If we dont use them, it is an insult.
R2K
Keep up the good work, Shelley!
hey people, look what a professor has to say about the use of his research by the CEI!
https://cf.iats.missouri.edu/news/NewsBureauSingleNews.cfm?newsid=9842
so, how about that?
Maybe you should spend a little less time reading fantasy, aka, the bible and a little more time learning the truth. It’s good to know that there really are clueless Americans who have Internet capabilities.
Is there a new Bible discovery that just hit the world?
Body: Dear Paul, I highly question your youtube videos. The idea that people getting on planes one early morning on 9/11, had any connection to the fiery furnice in the book of Daniel is questionable. The fiery furnace that these three young hebrews faced in Babylon was about faith. You connect George Bush to freeing Iraq as having to do with eagle’s wings. Prove that from the Bible or I will remove you at once by exposing you a false teacher. Prove that Babylon was to be freed by eagle’s wings, or I will expose you to every one here.
Where are these Bible verses found? Jerry
Sorry, you are confused and I hope I can porovide some answers for you. If you have not taken any Bible courses concerning type and shadow prophecy, it is hard to grasp what this means. For example, Adam was commanded to perform sacrifices for which purpose he did not understand within his own time period.
Abraham was likewise commanded to perform sacrifices useing a lamb. He did not understand this commandment either.. God suddenly commanded Abraham to sacrifice his only son in place of a lamb. Later we realize that these events had much less meaning for the people of Abrahams day, and actually represented a type or model for Christs sacrifice to come in the far future.
In otherwords, true prophecies only are fulfilled when an earlier type has been exemplified as a significant twin prophecy before hand. You ask for proof? One cannot prove it by facts.
We cannot prove that Abrahams command to sacrifice his only son, directly foreshadowed the Father in heaven allowing the sacrifice of Jesus!
But, this teaching is understood by all Bible scholars. Was it an exact parallel???? Not really, becuse Abrahams son did not to have to go through with the sacrifice, and Jesus did.. So you have some variations within twin prophecy. Daniels the prophets famous prophecies begin with the very same type and shadow twin patterns, just as earlier prophecies continue to model.
What happened occured within Babylon and king Nebuchadnezzar was literally being set in place through God, for a latter day understanding given for our time, and not just for Daniels own time period. This Godly message was revealed by king Nebuchadnezzars dreams. The dreams reflected the kings own life story. Daniel told the king about this important matter directly from the Bible. God told Daniel to “seal the words of the book” until the last days.
Why?? To be later understood for our latter days, when knowlege is increased.. “Daniel 12:11.” The king wanted his kingdom to endure forever, and was very concerned about the future of Babylons continuence. God answered the king directly through Daniel the prophet who interpreted the kings dreams. “But there is a God who maketh known to the king what shall be in the latter days.” “Daniel 2:28.” The king was to have “plural dreams” and not just one dream, revealing the future of his people.”Daniel 2:1.
The mystery of the dream was that Babylon and the king were essentually the same thing in prophetic meaning. The “head of gold” was not only Babylon, but represented the king himself sinominously. The dream was about the kings life story having meaning in the far future. Babylon also represented the 7 times of the gentiles. The dreams and the kings life were about the future of his people, or, future gentiles who would be born after Babylon and live in the latter days. That prophecy would become Iraq today, because Babylon still sits next to Baghdad directly in the exact spot even today.. Daniel stated that the actual reason he had come to Babylon was to “make known what should happen to thy people in the latter days.”"Daniel 10:14.
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So the three Hebrews being forced into the firery furnace was a type for a future latter day prophecy, just as Abrahams life story was not exclusive just for his time alone.
Daniel stated that the true meaning of the book of Daniel, would later become “unsealed at the time of the end.” But, not until something significant happens in the last days would we see all of the prophecies completed.
“Daniel 12:8″
These are twin prophecies and must be matched up for today, or have no true meaning. You stated that the people waking up on 9/11 had no idea that they would headed for the fiery furnace. I am sure Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego had no idea upon that morning that they were heading for a firery furnace either.
9/11 exemplifies amazing examples of faith in God. It took a greater faith in God for the Americans flying aboard flight 93 to overthrow the terrorists and sacrifice their own lives by driving the plan directly into the flames of death. After 9/11 we soon witnessed the greatest national quest for faith that we had ever seen in American history. Churches were literally filled past their capacity.
What was the connection with the three Hebrews in Babylon with the American eagle’s wings today? These men were willing to die for their religious freedom in Christ. A direct parallel to the reason America actually exists today. The American revolution was about peoples willingness to die for religious freedom, by resisting a king, who tried to force religion through politics.. It was a freedom to worship Christ and following the only true God! Not following a state religion dictated by a king. Babylon was the symbol of a Lion, and so was England. Gentiles today grew eagle’s wings after being transformed into a new creature from a the symbol of the lion of England.
The American revolution itself was all about religious freedom. The key point is that men trust in a power greater than themself. They must be willing to die for religious freedom like Shadrach, Meshach, and Abendego who face the flames of death.
King Nebuchadnezzar repented after great suffering, he grew eagles feathers which enable the eagle to fly in his dream. “Daniel 4:34.” He grew birds claws on his feet in this futuristic dream. This is the very means by which the eagle kills its prey and defends himself.
President Bush today controls not only the great eagle’s wings this christian nation, but also controls the deadly birds claws of the US military for defense. The dream of Nebuchadnezzar was futuristic, like unto Abrahams future model, not understood then. The king tried to control his people with politically powered eagle’s wings. Why the difference? Dictators try to use political force in place of Gods power to free and save people. The king was playing God over his own people.
God plucked his political wings and humbled him “Daniel 7:4.” Wings represent power, and there are two kinds of power upon the earth originating from both Satan and our God. The roots of the tree of life represent both good and evil. The ground was cursed after Adams sin. But the burning Bush sanctified the roots in the ground as Moses stood upon holy ground near the burning Bush. The curse of evil roots was removed from Adam in that holy spot. The ground could not bring forth weeds and evil thistles near the burning Bush. The same type was exemplified for Babylon. God commanded that the evil tree of Babylon be cut down. but, “leave the stump and the roots alive” for a future transformation. God was going to save gentiles as well as Jews!”Daniel 4.” The clue given by Daniel is something any elementery student could answer. What happens when you water a tree stump? It becomes a Bush. Today Iraq is being transformed by a George Bush of freedom.
By what power is this freedom coming to Iraqi people?
By eagle’s wings which represent our christian nation today, America. This is was the same model given for us back in Moses time. “For I have delivered you from the Egyptians upon eagle’s wings and have bought you unto myself.”Exodus 19:4.” Where did the command to deliver us upon eagle’s wings come from? The Bush. Today a modern Bush (type) is delivering the land of ancient Babylon from evil roots, and transforming it into a Bush of freedom. Our president represents the modern gentile christian nation today from that prophecy.
Were eagle’s wings not being plucked off when the planes hit the towers on 9/11?
Satan is fighting that christian nation with all of the forces of hell in order to get us out of Iraq.
Why? To stop the prophecy!
Satan has even fought to transform our nation into a ruthless Lion nature once again during this election. Trying to destroying the eagle’s wings and shame our military. Sarah Palin cries out to christians to pray for Gods will to become finished in Iraq, and those evil forces seek to destroy Sarah Palin as well. Tell me again that we are not living directly within these Bible prophecies today! Listen to Sarah Palins prophetic words on my sight on myspace.
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Nov 15, 2008 12:06 PM
I too have read the book and agree that this is more than just another christian book just coming out. I was amazed and am still amazed with the content and actual scripture supporting this Bible message. A very clear message concerning modern Iraq becoming free through a modern eagle, and also a Bush, exactly as Daniel writes. I do not think that this is by chance that America is the eagle, and Bush is the authority behind freeing Iraq. No wonder the evil forces are fighting to get America out of Iraq. They are trying to stop a prophecy in the Bible from happening. That means that Satan will also work very hard to prevent you from discovering this truth also. i was amazed to see the entire event of 9/11 in my Bible! How did all of that stay under the radar away and from christians for 7 years? But it did do so until now. Obama could be exposed as apposing Gods will in the Bible by this one book. Sarah Palin did request that we pray for Iraq to be revealed as Gods will. Many have prayed for this to happen. I believe God just answered millions of prayers through this book. But do christians have the faith to believe that God will answer them directly? We know Satan wants America out of the middle east, and will do anything to get us out of there. Perhaps, even elect Obama. THE FORCES OF EVIL PLAN TO DESTROY ISRAEL. OR, DID WE FORGET THAT? Perhaps God has more work to do before the end, and America being stationed in Iraq is holding off total destruction for a time. If that point is true everyone needs to get this information and follow Sarah Palins request to pray for Gods will in Iraq. The author understates the power of his book. I thought he was overstating it until I just read it. I could not put it down. Kat -Delete