1 Million Clicks : Millions More To Come
Dear Friends,
Thank you very much for making my little web site such a success. My friend Tristan and I are proudly serving thousands of visitors from all around the U.S.A.
This proud web site is clearly one of God’s favorites, too! We receive many reports from people miraculously sent to this website instead of their initial target web site. Reports like these:
Dear Shelley,I was just about to visit an adult website. Before I even had finished typing in the URL the in my Internet Explorer suddenly appeared your web site! This never happened before and I can’t explain how this happened other than God directed me to ShelleyTheRepublican.com
I started reading and I saw the light. Your sober insight brought me back to the path of light.
I cancelled my adult website subscription and from now on I only surf on good Christian web sites like yours. Thank you Shelley from the bottom of my heart.
Caren K.
Cleveland, OH
Thanks Caren, with God’s help you will sin no more. We are glad to have been instrumental in bringing you back to Jesus. Heart-warming stories like this make us glad we started this project!
We would like to use the opportunity and announce a special event on STR: The visitor who makes the one millionth click will receive a special gift from us. All you have to do is visiting the website and observing the click counter on the bottom of the page.
If you send us a screenshot of the counter showing “1,000,000″, with your name, gender and age, Tristan and I will come together and pray for you one full hour. If you live near Iowa City, you are welcome to join us in person. You can also send us a picture of yourself and we will add it to the announcement of the winner.
And while I’m talking about this website, we have two favors to ask of you. First of all, make sure you sign up for our “Map of Patriots”, and also take a moment to subscribe to our “Free Speech Zone” – the links for both are at the top of the page. The Free Speech zone is the best place to submit your suggestions for articles and prayers. It’s also a great place for us conservatives to hang out.
Good luck and God bless,
Shelley
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AND WE GOT A WINNER!
CONGRATULATIONS TO RICK AND RUTH FROM OSHKOSH, WI!
Hey Shelley,
I am Rick , 29, father of 6 living near Oshkosh, WI. My buddy Josh showed me your website and I find it really awesome. F*cking liberal dipsh*ts! Reveal them damn liberals for what they are – nothing more than dirt on my boots!
Please I want you and Tristan to pray for me and my wife, Ruth. She’s in the hospital at the moment. She tripped and hit her head. To be honest we had a fight. After she lost her job in the meat packing plant nearby our marriage is more difficult than ever. Sometimes I hit her, ok, but it’s her fault most of the times. She’s just pushing my buttons. I mean I love her and all but sometimes she is a real bitch. I wish she would show me more respect you know. What’s wrong with a woman bringing her guy a beer? I mean I work about 65 hours a week to feed her and the kids and she just stays at home getting fatter and fatter, doing nothing and then when I get home refuses to get me a bud? I mean I am the man in this house and bringing me a beer really is not too much to ask for, isn’t it? Darn, forget it.
Anyway, can you please pray for her so that she gets better soon? She has to be home real soon as our trailer looks like a mess and I can’t afford to go to the diner anymore to get something to eat. We need the money she gets in her part time job in the car wash, because I can’t pay the babysitter anymore so they have to stay at home all day on their own. I got a couple of complaints from the neighbors because they’re crying and shouting really loud. Damn kids. That’s another thing it was her idea to have them, so she could stay home and not work, but now way, she have to bring some money home as long as she lives in my house.
Here’s a photo of her so that you see who you’re praying for:
By the way, that’s me:
Oh yeah, and before I forget, this is the screenshot of the counter:
Thanks Shelley and Tristan, you are both real Americans and I will pray for your, too.
Rick
Rick,
first of all, thank you very much for your email and the pictures. Tristan and I have just ended our 1 hour of praying for you and your family. We both feel that the Lord will take especially good care of you and your family!
Now a few words of criticism: Your family life is our course nobody’s business but your own, but I don’t think that it is right to hit your wife, no matter what she did, but I think deep down inside you know that, am I right? Also: You can’t leave your kids alone at home. This is much to dangerous, not only could they set the trailer on fire, think about what kind of people are running around! Not everybody is as good of a Christian as we are! Imagine some liberal bum comes to the trailer to get you to vote for the DNC, my God. And Rick, please don’t use this kind of language. I don’t like censorship, but I had to star-out some of your words…
Now, let me tell you exactly what we prayed for:
- 15 minutes: For health and a long life for you and your family!
- 15 minutes: That your wife will show you the proper respect and accepts her role as wife and mother!
- 15 minutes: That your children grow up to be honest, decent, God fearing Americans like you are!
- 15 minutes: For strength for you and your family, so that you all continue to follow the path of the honest and righteous so when you face the Lord your hearts are spotless and you minds are white.
May the Lord be with you and your family my friend,
Shelley
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all europeans are nazis….. all that god-stuff, which only proves the inability of taking care of his own life.
Americans: its so nice to hang out with you guys, have a beer and talk funny stuff – many of you really are cool, in general!
Americans: go on with your ignorance…you will have the bill soon…
Oh maaan. You can’t be serious !
“This proud web site is clearly one of God’s favorites, too!”
Sure it is : everybody knows avout God’s forgiveness towards human insanities like this blog loool !
if you really think, that god likes such a stupid website, which is totally intolerante udn full of prejudices, you ave to be very crazy! stop writting such rubbish!
One remark to Caren K, Cleveland.
If your IE redirected you to STR, you should switch to a web browser that doesn’t do such things.
Nevertheless, the whole mail seems like a joke to me. Shelley, perhaps you have just removed all the :DD and ROFLOLs from the bottom?
Good job maintainig this web page. A new LOL nearly every day. However, you should realise, that millions of visitors means millions of people thinking that the USA needs a reboot, at least.
I would like to think that this all is a joke, but at least it convinces me that I am still sane.
first of all, i doubt many of those million clicks was really from ‘god serving americans’. the majority just visits here because of the brilliant comedy.
and i’ll bet anything that ‘email’ form caren is fake. Otherwise you would be using a hijacker programm,l which is not quite legal.
If I win, could I strip naked and masturbate in my own feces while you pray?
That’d be sooooooo cooooool.
Haha! Most of the clicks came from europeans, who really enjoy your fucking stupid posts.
If I win, could I strip naked and masturbate in my own feces while you pray?
That’d be sooooooo cooooool.
I’ll follow !!!
You undoubtly need to be sexually satisfied, if i can help …………. forget it :p
Seriously, i visit this website once a day at least, wanting to see what are today’s nazi (even if NARE would be more appropriate : NAtional REpublicans) doing to make me laugh.
Your offer of free prayer is both generous and inspiring. Thanks!
Fuck me! First prize is an hour of you both praying with me?
Whats second prize? 2 Hours!!!
Fred said…
>Seriously, i visit this website once a day at least, wanting
>to see what are today’s nazi (even if NARE would be more appropriate :
>NAtional >REpublicans) doing to make me laugh.
Do you? I come here to jerk off!
this is so unreal I can’t even believe some people actually do believe what is beeing written on this website’s articles
Tremendous Comedy!!!!!
Greetingz from Germany!
Um, I’m confused. I was visiting this site (and link to you from my site) because I enjoyed having a good laugh at your expense.
Now I’m beginning to wonder if the joke’s on me. This is a joke site after all? Christ.
oh 1 million already passed congratulations shalley
“Before I even had finished typing in the URL the in my Internet Explorer suddenly appeared your web site!”
It’s just because your computer have a virus or a trojan
It’s not surprising if your using windows and the old and secureless IE…
I also come everyday to read the “disinformation of the day”
Dear Shelley,
Last Sunday, while I was visiting your website, I was struck by an intense pain in my abdomen. I went to the hospital, where I was told that I had severe appendicitis and I had to be operated immediately.
Obviously, God was punishing me for reading such misinformed self-righteous ramblings on his holy day.
Now, after leaving this comment, I will forever leave this site and only surf good websites such as those that endorse videogames and podcasts.
Sincerely,
Silvia V.
P.S.: Just in case someone thinks I’m being sarcastic, this is 100% true.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to greater danger. It works the same in any country.”
-Hermann Goering (1893 – 1946)
Commander-in-Chief of the Luftwaffe, President of the Reichstag, Prime Minister of Prussia and Hitler’s designated successor
The second in command of the Third Reich
“These [terrorist] attacks are not inevitable. They are, however, possible, and this very fact underscores the reason we cannot live under the threat of blackmail?The terrorist threat to America and the world will be diminished the moment that Saddam Hussein is disarmed.”
-George W Bush
It is amazing how much a country as a whole is affected by a small group of people in power telling everyone else that they are in danger. It seems like you, Shelly, and all of your other peons are a victim of this. Of course you will deny this, as you have countless times before. But you cannot discount the similarities in your leader Bush, and Hitler…
essay.theboywhocriediraq.com
I say your because i didnt vote for him, and quite frankly the only think that i can agree with him on is the Immigration subject…
PS.
Anyone here reading this from anywhere outside the US:
Im sorry for the stereotypes portrayed by this poor example of an American… we are not all like her…
PPS. Common Shelly, click on my link…
I’m not sure if I should take you seriously and be very sad about it, or just get a good chuckle out of this. I almost think you’re serious, except for the crazy blog “Mike Goodman” has with the massive amounts of swearing that I just can’t seem to fit with Shelly’s extremely ignorant, “Christian right” persona.
(those two don’t HAVE to go together, but they certainly do here!)
wow. great yet horrific at the same time.
Um….I didn’t want to be the one to have to point this out, but God is clearly bipartisan. I mean, he’s a fuckin long haired hippie so he’s gotta support the democrats, but he also hates fags according to those nutty catholics, so he’s also republican. The way I figure it, J.C. should just announce that he’s starting his own party, hang one of those multi faceted disco balls above the Ark of the Covenant and pop that bitch open so the face melting rays fire clear across the Earth. When the smoke clears, all that will be left will be good God fearing, pot smokin closet homos that KNEEL BEFORE ZOD…er…GOD! Done and done.
Interesting. Some posts have been strangely dissapearing … Posts with comments that strongly disagreed with Shelley’s views … Act of God ? I don’t think so.
Wonderfull !! Sure, your friend Bill Gates created a trojan/virus/worm to change liberal/communist/adult website URL into your fantastic “shelleytherepublican.com”.
Unhappily, with my Firefox browser on a GNU/Linux OS, nothing happens and my browser lets me surf on my favorite liberal/communist/adult websites.
But I visit almost everyday your website, so relaxing, so … after a work’s day.
Be sure that you are on my top list of my favorite web sites.
I was just about to visit an adult website. Before I even had finished typing in the URL the in my Internet Explorer suddenly appeared your web site! This never happened before and I can’t explain how this happened other than God directed me to ShelleyTheRepublican.com
What a wonder. Something similar happed to me too! I was just about to find with my Mozilla Browser on my gentoo linux system websites about people whose inability to handle their lifes led to a fundamentalist dependance in medieval beliefs and suddendly I arrived at your website.
What a wonder! Maybe it was God’s will?
Hey!… Are you stupids?????…
Ah, well what have we here now. A proud, god-fearing republican. How quaint.
I’m not religious, in fact I’ve been told by a few that I’m downright evil. Here is what I’ve got to say to you Shelley. You, and people like you are a cancerous growth on this planet, and a blight that needs swift and objective removal. Do you honestly believe that your misguided, delusional attitude towards the liberal point of view makes you better than them? You’re ignorant Shelley, and I’m sure that scares you.
People who are afraid of life turn to god because they can’t find an answer for themselves. You obviously lack the mental faculties required to stand up on your own two feet, and seem unable to survive without leaning on higher power. Well now’s the time for truth. People out there Shelley, are better than you. They are smarter, faster, stronger and more independant than you. They are not reliant on “God” nor are they so precocious as to try and assault our sensibilities with the whimsical trash you so blatantly think deserves electronic representation here. There’s far too much to address here on your website to support what I’m saying, but any intelligent reader will know that already. You are a step back on the evolutionary ladder, and are at risk of slowing down our development as a species. That people read the treacherous filth you’ve posted here and find some sense of hope should be a cause for genuine alarm – Especially given that some of them are so poorly educated and disenfranchised that this grossly oversimplified view of what life is about is something that they’re going to take away and then spread like a disease to others.
I’m no liberal before you even concieve of starting on me, nor am I an American citizen. I am however, a person firmly of the belief that you are a maggot, attempting to glutton yourself on the fruit of humanity’s developments in the last 100 years or so in terms of ideology and culture, and that like any maggot there is a genuine requirement for you to be destroyed.
I genuinely hope that your death is as needless as those of the civilians in the war on terror you believe is so righteous.
Oh, and as a further note, you are a bonafide piece of liquidated excrement for not having the courage to approve this comment the first time I posted it.
Thanks Shelley and Tristan, you are both real Americans and I will pray for your, too.
Rick
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May the Lord be with you and your family my friend,
Shelley
It’s very interesting to see what happens in a country whose population didn’t take part in the Age of Enlightenment (17th, 18th century)
America was colonized before this time period, so the most people there stayed in their medieval point of view, especially the rural citizents while Europe adopted an other attitude.
You, Shelley, and this Rick who hits his wife are the best examples for this retarded population group. It’s not an offense but a historic fact.
Maybe people like you both should finally affiliate to the 21st century.
Lets go for 2 million!
R2K
LOL Nice praying:
That your wife will show you the proper respect and accepts her role as wife and mother!
Ha ha ha, now that is EXACTLY the problem these days. Women not showing enough respect, and not doing enough washing. You guys ROCK ha ha ha.
This site is becoming a legend!
Norway out
This web site is visited mostly because of its stupidity. Since there have been more than one million visitors, it has to be REALLY STUPID.
Rick,
You look like a little child of only 5 years old! I’m liberal german nazi gay communist linux user and i’m really not affraid by close minded people like you!
I just would give you 5 dollars to buy a brain.
So Shelley Keep up the good work in order to show how stupid are american people
I truely do hate you, you should write an article on me, i Speed, i dont believe in a god, i have used linux, i love violent video games, i like porn, i have had sex (and im not married GASH!), and i LOVE ALCOHOL!, i listen to metal music and Slipknot (hint: Listen to the song Heretics Anthem its great) i yell at old people, im part german (and are you of 100% native american? if not shut your mouth about europeans, they are great) so with all due respect, write an article on me… because all the other things you write about are complete nonsense. and im not going to get into liberal/conservitive bullshit here, in order for this country to thrive we need to get rid of all of that. Oh, and what is to say that i dont just start a web page completely breaking down each one of your articles and tell you how much bs it is?
common reply to this, or do you not care?
Europeans, Negating all the spelling errors i probably made on this: not all americans are like her, in fact shes one of like 5 ive met in my life. complete scum in my opinion
“you shouldn’t beat your wife” blablabla …
BUT F*CK !!! Who’s this stupid phalocrat whose thinking “i can hit her because i work to feed her” ? Talk to police, this is an OBLIGATION. You HAVE TO do it. if I had to pray it would be that he , one day, would understand what he did to her.
I’m gonna talk to police about this blog, you guys went to far with this.
I understood when you said “europeans are gay”, “german are nazis” or others “frenchs are cowards” or “christ is the best cowboy”: you’re simply ignorant… But … Saying *that is not good to do this boo boo” when the guy WROTE he hits his wife *sometimes* that is TOO MUCH without calling the police is CRIMINAL. Think about her, think about his son: what’s next in this *nice republican family* ? Fucking the boy and having a bud’ (c)(r)(tm) ?
be serious please and call the police before i do this.
hey!
i am surprised of your courage to publish a picture of yourself here. aren’t you afraid that someone could come around and kick your ugly little pathetic and ignorant ass and do even worse (for me it would be better) things to you?!?!?
i hope you can go to “heaven” soon!!!
Shelley, who are you to question him, by your own blogging, you support Ann Cuntier who has outright said that women are too stupid to participate in politics. Well, this is politics, and you are by your own admission too stupid to participate, which I would guess is why you never reply to anyone’s comments. Stop the blog, keep your mouth shut and make me a pie woman. That is your place according to you after all. And you should pray for your husband to treat you properly, after all, how can he let a bitch like you speak in public, shouldnt he have beat you for leaving the kitchen and not popping babies out like a machine?
You have two choices, back up what you say and tehn follow through on it or just shut the ____ up.
Thank you.
And rememebr, you believe in free speech so you have to allow this.
I will join and thank you as well for this hilarious site. Thought I had seen it all, but you take the cake. Onward christian soldiers!!
Well she asked for it mate, and now the lazy so and so is looking for free prayers aswell?. Also is she European – her gender looks a bit “mixed-up”, I’d have a word about it to her when she is out of hospital and finished all her jobs.
YAY! Shelley’s shot herself in her conservative left foot, or one of them anyway, while it wasn’t in her mouth!
SHELLEY YOU FOOL you are an accessory to crime if you do NOT report this inbred redneck Rick to the police!
YOU ARE NOW A CRIMINAL SHELLEY!
Much as many people would like to, not even you deserve to be hit Shelley!
I am not a criminal. It’s not my business what others do in their marriage!!!
See another dumb republican redneck whose a wife beater and a definate gun owner. Some values u fools have got there.
“Y’all all be good lil’ rednecks ‘n go get em libs now. Its Gods duty didnt y’all know? Kill em if y’all have to in the name of Freedom!! yeee haaa!”
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You seriously need to get a life haha