Al Gore : His liberal lies exposed
Friends, Liberals have a funny notion of paradise: For starters they would take away our trucks and SUVs, and force us all to get around with a horse and buggy.
Next they would forbid the use of oil for anything other than their herbal scented aromatherapy products.
… and finally they would ban the use of air conditioning, because they hate global cooling as much as global warming.
Are you thinking what I am thinking? Yep, a liberal paradise just plain stinks!
The modern liberal is pitiable fool whose head is filled with nonsense and junk science. And the biggest fool of all is the man who claims to have invented Internet and has recently published the mother-load of junk entitled “An Inconvenient Truth”.
While his boss was received fellatio in the oval office, Al Gore was busy inventing internet pornography. Thanks to him, every open-source browser is now equipped with a “.xxx doman”, a means to deliver uncensored pornography to liberal teens. Can we really trust his views on the environment?
The irony of this book, is that it contains no truth, and the only inconvenience you may suffer is the puzzle of how to dispose of it without your friends noticing you have unwisely invested in the ramblings of a mad-man. It would be a kindness merely to burn this book, a right we Americans still have (unless the liberals have made even this harmless act illegal).
The heart of Gore’s book is the theory that earth will warm up because of something called “The Greenhouse Effect”, which postulates that carbon-dioxide will cause the earth to warm up. He goes on to explain, that a greenhouse is kept warm because it is full of carbon-dioxide, and if the amount of the chemical in the atmosphere increases then the earth will warm up… just like a greenhouse!
The excellent web-site “Junk Science“, gives this perplexing garbage a thorough debunking. It only remains for us to wonder, what kind of mind would dream up such an outlandish theory. It’s possible that the slight warming we have noticed in recent years is an entirely natural and harmless process; Why must liberals like Al Gore see the bad in everything?
I personally suspect that Mr Gore is suffering from depression, perhaps caused by guilt related to his failure as a vice president. He should perhaps learn to enjoy some of the warmth he so bitterly despises. Perhaps he should spend some time in a real greenhouse. He might even enjoy the fruits of American farmers, as increased sunlight will mean more productive fields and better produce.
Al’s latest book is bound to be a flop, because it is filled with preposterous and unsubstantiated theories from beginning to end. It has been wildly debunked by leading environmental scientists.
Kind Regards,
Tristan
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People like you are the reason everybody else in the world hates Americans.
Tristan, can you help me? I am using the open source browser “FireFox” and I just cannot find that darned “.xxx domain”. Maybe that’s because the internet overseeing organization ICANN voted down the proposal for it’s creation. Internet doamins are created at the “top level” and Mr Gore has no influence on that. If it had been created the .xxx domain would have been equally available to Microsoft Internet Explorer users as open source. That’s why they sell net filters (Net Nanny, etc.) Checking your facts before writing will greatly help your credibility, which is currently lacking.
You don’t even ‘believe’ in the Greenhouse Effect. You don’t ‘believe’ in Carbon-dating, not in evolution and who knows what else. You simply reject science.
But where would you be without science? Without your TV, computer or telephone. Without all those medications that have been invented. ( If diseases are curses from your God, then why are we able to cure the diseased? Are we gods? ).
Well I’m going to study the human cell and especially the human DNA. I will use all that information to try to cure diseases as cancer and aids. I’m sure you’ll deny the existance of DNA etc, but thank God I know better.
Also, if I may suggest a book to you. You should read ‘The Bernini Mystery’ ( I believe in the US it’s called ‘Angels and Demons’. ). Atleast the first hundred pages. It tells you something about anti-matter and the big bang theory. The book is fiction, but everything the say about anti-matter is true.
“The greenhouse Effect” is not a theory, it is a fact. It’s the earth’s “greenhouse effect” that makes life on this planet, as we know it, possible.
The greenhouse effect and global warming (a fact as well) are different from each other.
http://www.ems.psu.edu/~fraser/Bad/BadGreenhouse.html
Very funny!
Unfortunately, the US economy will crash once there will be no more oil, as all your transportation system is based on it. No “communist” public transportation system, only planes, cars and some rare trains using oil.
Then continue to use your trucks and big SUVs and I will continue to pray Shell’s God to beg him that the oil’s price continues to climb.
yeah global warming is a fact and not a theory.
Words fail me.
Oh no, hang on, here come a few…
You are a complete and utter moron.
Unless of course you are being satirical…
Oh God, I’m so confused – help me!
*sighs* you remind me of a soccer mom sometimes…
First of all, the SUV’s and trucks are making the worst case scenario of global warming the major issue.. Tax detucation on SUVS? isnt that just the stupided thing youve heard? maybe its because i live in australia and we have common sense. But lets face it.. Horse and cart.. with what some of the people can afford these days… would be just classy.
Now im no guru on the internet though i do run my own server on a linux based machine to hold my Novel writing to show the world.. but i digress. I do beleive the idea for .XXX was infact canned and dropped in all respects.
“The irony of this book, is that it contains no truth, and the only inconvenience” – There is no such thing as actual truth, there are only degrees of this. I found this book quite an interesting read, and not being an -American- I didnt burn the book.
“The heart of Gore’s book is the theory that earth will warm up because of something called ?The Greenhouse Effect?, which postulates that carbon-dioxide will cause the earth to warm up. He goes on to explain, that a greenhouse is kept warm because it is full of carbon-dioxide, and if the amount of the chemical in the atmosphere increases then the earth will warm up… just like a greenhouse!”
- So am i to assume that what all the scientists are infact telling us is complete utter bollocks?… Australian scientists have said it, CSIRO has said it Numerous other Countries have said it… what proof do you have to give that it isnt? Junk science is a website made by someone that i have yet to find the credentials of… if you CAN provide them.. Do so.
It actually is true that we will be running out of the planet’s natural resources. And in Texas, in the summer, if you don’t have air conditioning, you’re risking your life. For many summers I watch the news daily and been informed of yet another death because it’s too damn hot. And the funniest thing I ever saw was a sticker that said “gas prices suck!” on the back of a Ford Excursion. Well of course they suck, the vehicle gets 12 mpg so your visits to the gas station are going to be be fairly frequent.
And the greenhouse effect is very real, do your research.
Junk science is a website made by someone that i have yet to find the credentials of… if you CAN provide them.. Do so.
A typical liberal argument; Rather than oppose the message you shoot the messenger! It hardly matters who has written the site. JunkScience.com contains clearly written and well argued debunkings of outrageous liberal junk-science.
It matters who wrote the site. If they are unqualified to make remarks on a subject then there opinion is void. And for those above, the big bang, greenhouse effect et al. are theories. They cannot be proven true, not because they are not true, they well may be true, however science is at best only able to support a theory or disprove it. They may be true, and we can all believe in them all we want, but they can never be shown to be true, this is the basis of science. This is why I prefer mathematics, things can be proven.
Junk science is a website made by someone that i have yet to find the credentials of… if you CAN provide them.. Do so.
A typical liberal argument; Rather than oppose the message you shoot the messenger! It hardly matters who has written the site. JunkScience.com contains clearly written and well argued debunkings of outrageous liberal junk-science.
Wow.. as an australian i find this offensive… i support the LIBERAL PARTY ;)and i beleive they are in power at this present moment
Praise the Lord and GW’s burning Bush!
I’ve seen the light! I’ve been reading your blog for a few weeks now and last night the Spirit of the Lord entered me and gave me to understand your message. I am eternally grateful. No longer do I suffer the demon inspired apoplectic attacks I previously endured on reading your Good News. I have been saved! Thank you Shelley and Tristan..
BTW: I am also Australian and wish that you could get GW to prevail upon his sheriff down here to change the name of his party. I’m just appalled that our conservative leader should head the “Liberal Party”. That great party is anything but! How about “The USWay Party” or maybe “The Southern Republican Party”?
Why would you reject Science when it has done so much for you ? Please, talk as accordingly with your life style ! If you don’t blair science go live in a cave somewhere near your beloved *true americans* rednecks ! You are christianists and should be attacked for this ! Anti-aborption bombers ARE terrorists the SAME WAY ussama is.
I hope you don’t need problems to understand that people are not the way you want them to be and, more important, don’t WANT to be like this. Respect others ! Respect differences ! Stop thinking the world is either black or white …
Yup, this blog is one of the most funny readings you can find in the Web. But, not only because of the repeated insults to our intelligences, but also thanks to all the people who, in their comments, try to convince of his/ her own point of view to our beloved webmasters. Seriously, boys (and girls), do you really think that one day, they?ll wake up in their beds, and they?ll say “My God! How wrong I?ve been during all these years of fanatic zeal! Liberals, homosexuals, scientists, and all that crew, also have the right to have their own opinion! How can I be so intolerant?” You can?t fix what it?s broken, pals. Let it be, like the Beatles would said.
Besides, the blog wouldn?t be so utterly funny if the webmasters start acting with common sense :)
“bad greenhouse effect explained to morons”
In a few lines, by Me.
Earth is warming. It is a fact, check your thermometer, then the archives of your local meteorologist, and you should constate it.
Therefore, a phenomenom occur, called “water dilatation”. It means that water takes more place when it’s warmer. Only a bit, actually.
Now takes this tiny, tiny little bit of augmentation, and mult?ply it by the HUGE quantity of water on earth (you know, about 2/3 of the globe is made of seas and oceans)
What will happen if it became warmer? yup, the water level will rise. Not a lot, you should expect a 5-meter level rise in the next century. No big deal?
Well, if this happen, in the next century the US of A will lose a state: Florida will be 95% flooded.
BTW: I am also Australian and wish that you could get GW to prevail upon his sheriff down here to change the name of his party. I’m just appalled that our conservative leader should head the “Liberal Party”. That great party is anything but! How about “The USWay Party” or maybe “The Southern Republican Party”?
- How about the ASIO Locks your ass up for treason Party?
How the hell can you call yourself australian and want Bush’s Tyranny to fuck up our country… No guns FOR THE WIN
Addendum:
Find, Going by your philosophy of not shooting the messenger. Green House Situation DOES exist, i am here by debunking the Junk Science website of all its ‘Debunking’ of its possible existence. You there for cannot say i am wrong because as you stated i am only delivering the message. I may only have a part Bachelor of multimedia (im giving my qualifications too) and a graduate of High school But this is what is actually happening.
Oh and i have no research to back it up, just hearsay and general hatred for this website and how Fubar it is
http://www.newscientist.com/channel/earth/climate-change
New Scientist… articles actually written by scientists, not demented politicos.
Take heed, the Earth is not actually flat and neither does the sun revolve around it. No doubt junkscience will be disputing this ‘liberal fact’ some time soon.
The Arctic is melting. Now if you stupid republicans don’t get what that means and don’t care, well you should. Every ecosystem will be messed up by this. Water levels will rise, hurricanes will multiply, tornadoes will strike much more often. And that’s only the start. You guys can’t think long-term. Just look ! You’re slowly destroying the planet ! And as soon as someone shows you proof, he’s a bad european homosexual liberal anti-christ. Morons.
New Scientist… articles actually written by scientists, not demented politicos.
Are you joking? New Scientist is an ultra-left wing junk-science paper. They believe in things like The Big Bang, Evolution and other wildy absurd junk-science concepts. Have you even read this paper?
Because evolution, big bang, … are theories contrasted and true. Are scientifical theories, that haven’t nothing to do with wizards on the sky, or similar things, or theories like the creationism, that haven’t anything of scientific, is just a stupid theory that comes from a book full of crap and fantasy.
One thing is true. The Bible is the oldest science fiction novel in the world. :D
New Scientist… articles actually written by scientists, not demented politicos.
Are you joking? New Scientist is an ultra-left wing junk-science paper. They believe in things like The Big Bang, Evolution and other wildy absurd junk-science concepts. Have you even read this paper?
but you have yet to proove they are qualified scientists…
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Here you go
http://www.csiro.au/csiro/search/CSIROau.html?query=global+warming&Go=Go&area=all
from ACTUAL scientists to proove that Global warming is not just a figment of out imaginations.
Hey Alex!
May peace be upon you brother!
Jesus loves you, but I’m not sure: How the hell can YOU call yourself australian when you spell “arse” “ass” ?? As any good australian knows, your behind is your ARSE. An ASS however, is the symbol of those evil Democ-rats, whom I’m beginning to believe you support. REPENT NOW!
Also: Excuse my naivete, but WTF does “No guns FOR THE WIN” mean?
im sayin ‘ass’ as not to confuse the simple minded americans
Here’s an inconvenient truth – Al Gore (and most of the above posters) is a nutbag.
This sarcastic blog aside, the greenhouse effect is what makes a greenhouse work. I’ve seen many of these in pictures from around the world, even America, so I’m guessing it’s widely accepted greenhouses are not a hoax.
It’s the glass that makes a greenhouse work, not carbon dioxide. Radiation (light etc.) enters the greenhouse, and a portion is converted to infrared light when it hits solid objects inside the greenhouse. This radiation won’t penetrate glass as easily so the net result is the greenhouse interior gets warmer.
This is scientifically proven. That means millions of experiments have shown it to be the case and not one has shown that glass doesn’t have this property. Now, greenhouses do in fact work, the question is by which mechanism. Science has given a solid explanation, demonstrated its usefulness millions of times (literally) and not once has glass been shown not to have this property.
So either the greenhouse effect is real or God is pulling the wool over our eyes by warming greenhouses throughout the world to make us think science is right (and why would he do that if science were wrong?). Given that God is supposedly able to do that, you can’t deny the possibility, but in science you search for useful explanations, not just “God did it”. The whole point of science is to try to understand the world – it’s a reduction of God to those things that are truly mystical and unexplainable – such as how the Big Bang could *start*. Nobody knows. And we never will, because it’s non-logical. So God did it.
Rejecting science is perfectly valid, but you don’t see all these soccer moms and the likes denying that microwaves, refridgerators and cars work. These are products of science, ie. mans search for understanding, not products of God.
Now, science showed (and again, through millions of experiments) that atmospheric air has the same reflective property as glass, although to a lesser extent. Then they showed that the level at which this property manifests can be correlated to (among other things) the concentration of CO2 in the air. They also proposed theories to explain WHY this is the case, but the point is that they’ve already shown that it IS the case.
To claim that the level of CO2 in the atmosphere doesn’t have anything to do with the atmosphere’s greenhouse effect is like saying electricity is a hoax. (Yet happily communicating that via a computer, the most complex and hard-to-fathom application of electricity science has yet to produce.)
The reason why there’s debate in the *scientific* community “over the greenhouse effect” is that it has not been shown to a satisfactory degree that the greenhouse effect will cause global warming.
Speculations go that the Earth’s average temperature does vary over time and has done so before man-made CO2 emissions. The current increase is smaller than the natural fluctuations recorded in the past 100 or so years, so that’s only “suggestive”, not “conclusive”.
Likewise, if global warming does occur, it will cause more water to vaporize, which will form more clouds, which will shield the surface from some radiation, so it might reach a consistent equilibrium with only a small degree of warming. It might also cause a feedback effect leading to much more radical extremes of temperature.
On the other hand, the system is incredibly complex, so predicting its behaviour is like predicting the weather – we have a pretty good idea, but on a large scale and in the long run, it’s really hard.
The point is that we’re not sure what will happen. Scientists are leaning towards global warming because it’s the most likely end result, given what we currently know, but nobody is 100% sure.
What bugs me personally is when non-scientists take that small uncertainty that still persists and turn it into an argument that global warming won’t happen. Because it *might* not, but it most likely will.
If it does, we will also most likely lose flat patches of land like Holland, many parts of America, etc. And general consensus is that this might happen very shortly.
The USA is a country that will go to a war on the basis of a suspected threat, but they will not make the slightest compromise in the face of an overwhelmingly probable threat to the world.
I don’t get it.
The liberal mind- group think non sense. Help the liberal mind-provide education on FACTS, not theory.
The liberal mind- Nevil Chamberline and JImmy Carter are leaders who hopefully the world will never see again. They cowardly watch dictators, thugs and mass murderers kill, steal and destroy. Then make excuses for them. Remember, the liberal mind feels it doen’t think. The liberal mind hopes and wishes reality were as they are, Unfortunately, facts, reason and reality always surface.
BITTER Jimmy Carter still has huge guilt. We all know why.