Comments on: US Citizenship for Jesus Christ : Sign the Petition http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2006/05/20/us-citizenship-for-jesus-christ-sign-the-petition.aspx?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=us-citizenship-for-jesus-christ-sign-the-petition Join is in our new chat forum! Sun, 05 Feb 2012 22:23:38 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= By: jeff http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2006/05/20/us-citizenship-for-jesus-christ-sign-the-petition.aspx/comment-page-3#comment-99324816 jeff Sat, 30 Jul 2011 01:08:39 +0000 http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/2006/05/09/us-citizenship-for-jesus-christ-sign-the-petition/#comment-99324816 guy on cross verifiable fraud READ old TESTIMATE. guy on cross verifiable fraud READ old TESTIMATE.

]]> By: Sara Carter http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2006/05/20/us-citizenship-for-jesus-christ-sign-the-petition.aspx/comment-page-3#comment-99153507 Sara Carter Wed, 16 Apr 2008 21:00:26 +0000 http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/2006/05/09/us-citizenship-for-jesus-christ-sign-the-petition/#comment-99153507 and shelley you stupid bitch america is not gods country you idiot. go back to school you fuckin idiot. people this is what happens when bitches like shelley are home schooled. and shelley you stupid bitch america is not gods country you idiot. go back to school you fuckin idiot.

people this is what happens when bitches like shelley are home schooled.

]]> By: Sara Carter http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2006/05/20/us-citizenship-for-jesus-christ-sign-the-petition.aspx/comment-page-3#comment-99153506 Sara Carter Wed, 16 Apr 2008 20:54:33 +0000 http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/2006/05/09/us-citizenship-for-jesus-christ-sign-the-petition/#comment-99153506 amen to that jesus g amen to that jesus g

]]> By: Jesus G http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2006/05/20/us-citizenship-for-jesus-christ-sign-the-petition.aspx/comment-page-3#comment-99153494 Jesus G Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:59:15 +0000 http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/2006/05/09/us-citizenship-for-jesus-christ-sign-the-petition/#comment-99153494 Jesus was an Arab guy! He was brown, and this is one of the most stupid site, I've visited. Jesus was an Arab guy! He was brown, and this is one of the most stupid site, I’ve visited.

]]> By: Rebekah Joy http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2006/05/20/us-citizenship-for-jesus-christ-sign-the-petition.aspx/comment-page-3#comment-39268 Rebekah Joy Thu, 01 Feb 2007 02:24:07 +0000 http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/2006/05/09/us-citizenship-for-jesus-christ-sign-the-petition/#comment-39268 You are nuts! Don't you know that Jesus Christ has absolutely no need to obtain U.S. citizenship????!!!! He is Jesus Christ!!!! He is coming back whether the Muslims, Atheist, Buddhists, etc. like it or not! "Every knee will bow ... and every tongue will confess that Jesus Christ is Lord". (Philippians 2:10-11). There will be no ifs, ands or buts about it! Some will be bowing out of joyful hearts while others will be unwilling to do so. But, absolutely no one is able to behold the glory of the Lord! But, it certainly will be revealed on this glorious day! It is clearly addressed through the passage I had just posted to you. Thank you oh so much for taking the time to read my post!!!!! :-) I TRULY appreciate you for allowing me to voice my opinion on this subject. As you have read my post, I hope my reason for not "signing the petition", (so to speak) was made clear to you. Be blessed richly! You are nuts! Don’t you know that Jesus Christ has absolutely no need to obtain U.S. citizenship????!!!! He is Jesus Christ!!!! He is coming back whether the Muslims, Atheist, Buddhists, etc. like it or not! “Every knee will bow … and every tongue will confess that Jesus Christ is Lord”. (Philippians 2:10-11). There will be no ifs, ands or buts about it! Some will be bowing out of joyful hearts while others will be unwilling to do so. But, absolutely no one is able to behold the glory of the Lord! But, it certainly will be revealed on this glorious day! It is clearly addressed through the passage I had just posted to you. Thank you oh so much for taking the time to read my post!!!!! :-) I TRULY appreciate you for allowing me to voice my opinion on this subject. As you have read my post, I hope my reason for not “signing the petition”, (so to speak) was made clear to you. Be blessed richly!

]]> By: S http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2006/05/20/us-citizenship-for-jesus-christ-sign-the-petition.aspx/comment-page-3#comment-28688 S Mon, 01 Jan 2007 12:28:06 +0000 http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/2006/05/09/us-citizenship-for-jesus-christ-sign-the-petition/#comment-28688 Heh heh... Hysterical!!! This is the funniest thing I've read in a long, long time! Um...this is a joke...right? Please tell me this is a joke. Heh heh…

Hysterical!!! This is the funniest thing I’ve read in a long, long time!

Um…this is a joke…right?
Please tell me this is a joke.

]]> By: FAN OF KENNY HOTZ http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2006/05/20/us-citizenship-for-jesus-christ-sign-the-petition.aspx/comment-page-3#comment-21707 FAN OF KENNY HOTZ Tue, 28 Nov 2006 05:37:39 +0000 http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/2006/05/09/us-citizenship-for-jesus-christ-sign-the-petition/#comment-21707 first of all, BOOOOOOOO, what is your problem. If you believe this, you suck. If you don't and this is all a very elaborate joke, bravo, but I still do not like you because you said that Kenny Hotz from the Kenny VS. Spenny show is ungodly and a terrible person. Even if its a joke, you went too far, NOT FUNNY. KENNY IS THE MAN!!! first of all, BOOOOOOOO, what is your problem. If you believe this, you suck. If you don’t and this is all a very elaborate joke, bravo, but I still do not like you because you said that Kenny Hotz from the Kenny VS. Spenny show is ungodly and a terrible person. Even if its a joke, you went too far, NOT FUNNY. KENNY IS THE MAN!!!

]]> By: Max Littlemore http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2006/05/20/us-citizenship-for-jesus-christ-sign-the-petition.aspx/comment-page-3#comment-9580 Max Littlemore Tue, 15 Aug 2006 02:14:12 +0000 http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/2006/05/09/us-citizenship-for-jesus-christ-sign-the-petition/#comment-9580 I congratulate you on this wonderful thought, although I believe it is a little misguided. We all know Jesus will be born in the United States, to a wealthy southern oil family. He was Amercian the last time he walked the Earth and he will be again soon. If you look carefully into it, you will start to notice that the so called 'Holy Land' and the forged biblical history is a liberal conspiracy, much like New Zealand. I congratulate you on this wonderful thought, although I believe it is a little misguided.
We all know Jesus will be born in the United States, to a wealthy southern oil family. He was Amercian the last time he walked the Earth and he will be again soon.
If you look carefully into it, you will start to notice that the so called ‘Holy Land’ and the forged biblical history is a liberal conspiracy, much like New Zealand.

]]> By: Nodtveidt http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2006/05/20/us-citizenship-for-jesus-christ-sign-the-petition.aspx/comment-page-3#comment-8651 Nodtveidt Fri, 28 Jul 2006 02:38:05 +0000 http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/2006/05/09/us-citizenship-for-jesus-christ-sign-the-petition/#comment-8651 There is no way your site, this silly petition, nor YOU are real. No one on the planet can be so wholly detached from reality and still keep a straight face unless they were chronically delusional. It would be best to just come out and say that your site is a joke before some people actually start believing the nonsense you and your imaginary friends have written. If your site IS a joke, then I must say congratulations...you've written one of the funniest troll sites I've read in many years...ignorance, intolerance, hatred, and Bible-thumping, all with perfect execution that is only surpassed by someone who actually IS ignorant, intolerant, full of hatred, and a Bible-thumper. That Jesus with a gun picture rocks. Everyone knows Jesus is a badass. :) There is no way your site, this silly petition, nor YOU are real. No one on the planet can be so wholly detached from reality and still keep a straight face unless they were chronically delusional. It would be best to just come out and say that your site is a joke before some people actually start believing the nonsense you and your imaginary friends have written.

If your site IS a joke, then I must say congratulations…you’ve written one of the funniest troll sites I’ve read in many years…ignorance, intolerance, hatred, and Bible-thumping, all with perfect execution that is only surpassed by someone who actually IS ignorant, intolerant, full of hatred, and a Bible-thumper.

That Jesus with a gun picture rocks. Everyone knows Jesus is a badass. :)

]]> By: potto http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2006/05/20/us-citizenship-for-jesus-christ-sign-the-petition.aspx/comment-page-3#comment-8307 potto Sun, 23 Jul 2006 00:36:30 +0000 http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/2006/05/09/us-citizenship-for-jesus-christ-sign-the-petition/#comment-8307 you do know that jesus was a refugee his whole life dont you? you do know that jesus was a refugee his whole life dont you?

]]> By: Shelley http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2006/05/20/us-citizenship-for-jesus-christ-sign-the-petition.aspx/comment-page-3#comment-8111 Shelley Thu, 20 Jul 2006 12:30:31 +0000 http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/2006/05/09/us-citizenship-for-jesus-christ-sign-the-petition/#comment-8111 What are you talking about? What truth? Of course this website is serious! Shelley What are you talking about? What truth? Of course this website is serious!

Shelley

]]> By: A german Windows XP user http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2006/05/20/us-citizenship-for-jesus-christ-sign-the-petition.aspx/comment-page-3#comment-6879 A german Windows XP user Sun, 02 Jul 2006 12:13:05 +0000 http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/2006/05/09/us-citizenship-for-jesus-christ-sign-the-petition/#comment-6879 Just to participate in this funny satire: Maybe Jesus would really come to the USA first... because that\'s where he\'s got most work to do! XD (I really believed \"Shelley\" was serious until I found out the truth...) Just to participate in this funny satire:

Maybe Jesus would really come to the USA first… because that\’s where he\’s got most work to do!

XD

(I really believed \”Shelley\” was serious until I found out the truth…)

]]> By: Ed B http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2006/05/20/us-citizenship-for-jesus-christ-sign-the-petition.aspx/comment-page-3#comment-6790 Ed B Fri, 30 Jun 2006 14:15:44 +0000 http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/2006/05/09/us-citizenship-for-jesus-christ-sign-the-petition/#comment-6790 You are an idiot! USA was God's country just like Europe used to be. As you know Europe is very corrupt with gays, Liberals and Atheism. God had moved on to South America after Europe and He converted millions of South Americans from idol worshippers to Catholicism and they to became corrupted by the Masons. After He seen this happen He moved up to USA and of course all the hippies from the 60's and 70's started the downfall of Christianity now He has moved on to Asia and He will move on again and come down and judge everyone in a split second. 75% of the population will die, half going to Heaven and the other to Hell. So please stop this nonsense of God choosing USA first when you know that all people are equal in God?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s eyes. And this picture you have is from a very Liberal website but yet you have this comment on the top of your site ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?"If liberal democ-rats suspend their?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ??¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? so who do you support? You are an idiot! USA was God’s country just like Europe used to be. As you know Europe is very corrupt with gays, Liberals and Atheism. God had moved on to South America after Europe and He converted millions of South Americans from idol worshippers to Catholicism and they to became corrupted by the Masons. After He seen this happen He moved up to USA and of course all the hippies from the 60′s and 70′s started the downfall of Christianity now He has moved on to Asia and He will move on again and come down and judge everyone in a split second. 75% of the population will die, half going to Heaven and the other to Hell. So please stop this nonsense of God choosing USA first when you know that all people are equal in God?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s eyes. And this picture you have is from a very Liberal website but yet you have this comment on the top of your site ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?”If liberal democ-rats suspend their?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ??¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? so who do you support?

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