Ann Coulter : 100% pure American Gold
There are many good Americans out there, but once in a while somebody comes along, really making a difference. Somebody that is more valuable to society than anybody else, somebody that is needed by millions, somebody that does not fail to amaze every single day. The person I am talking about is: Ann Coulter. She is not only exceptionally beautiful on the outside but extremely beautiful on the inside. She fought tirelessly on the behalf of the American people and continues to do so. Ann Coulter is my personal favorite and I every time she comes to mind my pride to be an American instantly doubles! If everybody would just try to be a little bit more like her, America would be stronger, bigger and even more beautiful!
America at it’s best : Attractive on the outside, beautiful on the inside
I want you to see her genius for yourself. Please read those Quotes:
About Liberals: “Liberals hate America, they hate flag-wavers, they hate abortion opponents, they hate all religions except Islam, post 9/11. Even Islamic terrorists don’t hate America like liberals do. They don’t have the energy. If they had that much energy, they’d have indoor plumbing by now.”
About Muslims: “We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren’t punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That’s war. And this is war.”
About Domestic Terrorism: “My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times building.”
About Women’s Rights: “I think [women] should be armed but should not vote…women have no capacity to understand how money is earned. They have a lot of ideas on how to spend it…it’s always more money on education, more money on child care, more money on day care.”
About Canada: “Canadians better hope the United States does not roll over one night and crush them. They are lucky we allow them to exist on the same continent.”
About the Environment: “God said so: Go forth, be fruitful, multiply, and rape the planet–it’s yours. That’s our job: drilling, mining and stripping.”
Source: WikiQuote
As you can imagine, such a wonderful real American person has many enemies. Especially the leftwing hates her with a passion that shows their full ugly hateful potential.
Communist Party USA : No Ideas / No Ideals / Just pure Hate
But don’t worry my friends, Ann Coulter will not back down, will never give up. I suspect she will have a lot to say and we will hear a lot from her and that makes me happy! And maybe the ultimate dream comes true and this great lady becomes our first female president! In the meantime, please buy her book: “How to talk to a Liberal (if you must)“, it’s great reading and Lord knows it’s not easy to talk to a hateful liberal Democ-rat. Maybe this book will help you as much as it helped me.
Once again, thanks very much for reading.
Yours,
Shelley The Republican
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Enough with your pitiful lies. If I had tact like you, I would say Canada is a simply superior country in almost every way. Even though I am getting close to thinking that because of your completely idiotic blog posts, I don’t because I can actually respect people however misguided they might be.
You call liberals “haters”, when you are the haters. You hate any and everyone who oppose your ancient close-minded biblebelt and idiotic bullshit. As soon as someone openly opposes you, you label them as liars to deny the truth behind their words and to cloud yourselves in this pathetic american dream that has accomplished nothing but destroy lives, all over the world.
What you like to call values are simply your deep intolerant beliefs.
You call yourselves Christians but you are closer to Satan than you will ever be to your “Lord”. You people are intolerant, uneducated, misguided and foolish. You try to find simple solutions to complicated problems, and sorry to break your bubble, but it doesn’t work.
Your country may be strong now, but it won’t be like that eternally. One day the United States will trip over it’s own capitalist weight, and I hope to see that day, so I can finally know the world will be able to live in peace.
A lie, you say ? No. As we speak South America is reborn ! Great people like Hugo Chavez and Evo Morales are rising to bring their people out of American Made Theocratic corruption. They have stopped the cash pipelines out of their countries. They have decided to free themselves from your wrath. They have made the choice to keep the wealth into their country. They are only the first.
Just wait. America’s downfall comes.
cute for a transvestite.
One hell of an adam’s apple on Coulter.
This site presents an interesting conflict, regardless of whether it is satire. As I am not living within the US, I have never met such deep antagonism as seems to be present in your politics. See, where I comee from people tend to reason with each other if they stumble across a disagreement. It served us well all these years. But when I look at this blog, even if it was only an extremely elaborate hoax, I perceive a deep chasm in the US society. The fact that people like Ann Coulter could come to such notoriety is proof of their connection to mainstream society in my oppinion. Regardless of whether the Democratic or Republican party will govern your country, as long as your society is filled with ineptitude for the comprehension of relativism, you will be a pain in the ass for the rest of the world should you remain a superpower, and for those people living your country.
DEAR SHELLEY & ANN.
We are now in the 21st century. In case u’ve havent stuck ur haed out of your big american asses lately, let me keep u up to date. First of all Liberals dont hate nay religions, they are open minded about all religions, including islam. Second islamic countries dont have indoor plumbing because they dont make enough money. If a big american oil company pays people 5? per hour to break their backs 13 hours a day, they wont have much energy or money to do much at all. Third, united states have tried carpet bombing recently, in afganistan, and no Osama to be found. Fourth christians have already tried to conquer and convert the middle east, it failed…miserably. Fith, if all owmen thought like you did, they would have guns for aobut 2 minutes because the boys in the senate would make a law against it in no time, and the women wouldnt want to touch politics cause its all iffy and gross. Sixth, god did say go forth and multiply but he NEVER EVER said rpae the planet. According to the bible he created it, it owuld be like telling osmeone to rape your daughter. Finally, lucky #7. Canada is a very big country full of forests. Good luck occupying it, let alone getting your tanks through the bush. Your armies will be stretched thin and it would be like Iraq situation except way way colder.
In conlusion, Ann, Shelley. I hate you boath and good luck. Or in republican terms: MAY GOD HAVE PITTY ON YOUR SOULS!!
peepants has got it straight. Coutler’s a total she-male. she’s crossing her legs in every photo to keep her enormous member from flopping out on camera. gross.
If she becomes President, I will make a note to shoot myself. And people wonder why I say I’m moving to Europe when I turn 18.
You say you hate liberals and The Democrats, but if Republicans had their way then only one view of the world would be valid. At least liberals allow people, like yourself and Ann Coulter, to have an expression and view that different from the one valid. Even it means that Democrats don’t agree with it. America is a democratic control, and such all religions, opionions and views are equally valid. Just thank whichever god you believe in that it is.
Oh, and thank you for the appropriate references, let’s hope you continue the trend.
Hey, Shelly:
Tiny little Minds dont have to manage evil big Bombs.
Can you tell that your Leader, GWB?
Thx a lot :)
After this i am convinced that you are a man.. helll you may even be bush himself….. hey shelly move out your trailer into a real house
I’m not surprised this stupid person is from US
About Women’s Rights: “I think [women] should be armed but should not vote…women have no capacity to understand how money is earned. They have a lot of ideas on how to spend it…it’s always more money on education, more money on child care, more money on day care.”
have you notice Shelley? no election for you? Your too stupid for that.
“more money in education”that’s the problem of united state : uneducated people like her, or you shelley…
About Muslims: “We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren’t punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That’s war. And this is war.”
Yes nobondy should have the LIBERTY to had another religion like christianism, liberty must be forbidden by the US
About the Environment: “God said so: Go forth, be fruitful, multiply, and rape the planet–it’s yours. That’s our job: drilling, mining and stripping.”
Yes, ‘god’ say : your only shit, so destroy this planet and yourself in the same time: that should amuse me…
Shelley, were would you stop to say stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupid things?
I’m Happy to don’t live in the US…
“Anonymous said…
If she becomes President, I will make a note to shoot myself. And people wonder why I say I’m moving to Europe when I turn 18.”
You’re more than welcome :). Come to Holland, You’ll love t.
Bone Partoll and PEepants have got it right!
She’s definentally a guy! just look at the last picture, give him a crew cut, and voila! You’ve got yourself a s-him!
Shelley, you’d better think twice about people you extol. Do you know what happens, if such people gain more publicity? Or another question, do you know how Hitler gained publicity? Are these Americans who support such people really so dumb to not see how dangerous such people are?
You’ve never had a war _in_ your country so you have no clue how real wars like WW2 occure.
About Liberals: “Liberals hate America, they hate flag-wavers, they hate abortion opponents, they hate all religions except Islam, post 9/11. Even Islamic terrorists don’t hate America like liberals do. They don’t have the energy. If they had that much energy, they’d have indoor plumbing by now.”
Is there actually a person who believes these sujective blather?
About Muslims: “We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity.
If I would use Ann Coulter’s methods of argumentation, I would reply with:
Americans are just dumb bestial terrorists with no brains who invade foreign countries, naturally “in the name of God”.
I’m sure, these argumentation don’t fit on the most Americans, but would such “arguments” not upset you as American?
So please think twice about such right wing extremist people who only argue in this way to grab someones attention with such empty and total wrong statements.
We weren’t punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That’s war. And this is war.”
So Hitler was the enemy, but Ann uses the same methods of villainizing people like the Nazis did, before the 2nd world war began.
How stupid is this person actually?
You forgot to add:
“My libertarian friends are probably getting a little upset now but I think that’s because they never appreciate the benefits of local fascism.” – MSNBC February 8, 1997
And by the way, how can you use wikiquote.com, which is obviously related to evil linux-using wikipedia???
please deport her
I find it funny… that people who support the Coalition (Liberal) Government Of Australia doesnt find this offensive.. HELLO ONE OF AMERICAS CLOSEST ALLIES IS RUN BY THE LIBERAL PARTY
This site has to have it’s lies, it’s stupidity exposed …
Ann Coulter is literally a disgrace to women.
Ann Coulter: Probably the most ignorant bitch the world has ever known.
Right after shelley the republican that is.
About Liberals: “Liberals hate America, they hate flag-wavers, they hate abortion opponents, they hate all religions except Islam, post 9/11. Even Islamic terrorists don’t hate America like liberals do. They don’t have the energy. If they had that much energy, they’d have indoor plumbing by now.”
- So now the Australia hates america… wow… Australians government IS liberal… thats just to funny
About Muslims: “We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren’t punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That’s war. And this is war.”
- Well last i read the bible says NOT to Force Christianity onto others.. but rather Inform them…
About Domestic Terrorism: “My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times buildin.”
- I cant comment, ive never read the new york times
About Women’s Rights: “I think [women] should be armed but should not vote…women have no capacity to understand how money is earned. They have a lot of ideas on how to spend it…it’s always more money on education, more money on child care, more money on day care.”
- This is the most closed minded thing ive read in this article… if women should not be allowed to vote they should not be allowed to voice their opinion at all so there for ann is a Hypocrit, its all or nothing.
About Canada: “Canadians better hope the United States does not roll over one night and crush them. They are lucky we allow them to exist on the same continent.”
- Yeah.. well id think that the Commonwealth would be Pretty pissed off if that happened… and seeings as how some of americas Allies ARE PART of the commonwealth, such Australia, England and the likes, i doubt that will be happening, and isnt bush a tyrant enough as he is?.
About the Environment: “God said so: Go forth, be fruitful, multiply, and rape the planet–it’s yours. That’s our job: drilling, mining and stripping.”
- I challenge this woman to tell me WHERE in the bible that God says to Abuse the planet… last i checked he also said that we were supposed to be its ‘caretakers’.
Are Republicans that stupid, that they need a BOOK, which explains to them how to talk to Liberals?? :-D
Aren’t you able to bring forward your stupid propaganda on your OWN?!?
They probably couldn’t read that book by themselves.
Actually upon reading said book, i get the Impression that it was solely aimed to be Satirical. But that is only from a Australian point of view because i dont follow the twisted Political ways of America. I think its like the davinci code as well… taken out of context and thought of as being something that is ‘Real’
there is nothing better than watching all the libs pissing themselves in utter fear while holding hands and praying that the terrorist only kill someone else’s children and not theirs…some promissing to kill their own children to save their own miserable lives!
Even Islamic terrorists don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t hate America like liberals do. They don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t have the energy. If they had that much energy, they?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥d have indoor plumbing by now.???
id like to remind miss coulter that the muslim world had sanitation healthcare and were civilised while us europeans (yes they are your ancestors) were still shitting in caves.
?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?I think [women] should be armed but should not vote?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?women have no capacity to understand how money is earned. They have a lot of ideas on how to spend it?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?it?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s always more money on education, more money on child care, more money on day care.??? does miss coulter realise that without good education the children will grow up being dim and ignorant, this may be fine at the minute but when you have someone completely uneducated running your country, because no children are being taught anything good, you will be sorry. (what happened to condi rice anyway, shes a woman isnt she?)