The strange evolution of “Evolution”
When I look back through human history, it seems just bizarre what people used to believe:
If you had asked a Greek philosopher what all matter was made of, he would most probably tell you about the four alleging elements: Earth, Water, Air and Fire.
The alchemist’s preposterous theories have been disproved
Suppose you had a stomach pain and went to a doctor sometime during the European renaissance, he might have diagnosed it as an “over-flux of black bile”, and prescribed a course of leeches and “cupping”.
Another obsolete scientific belief, thank God!
And if you were to ask a Victorian naturalist to account for the diversity of species on a chain of islands, he might have invoked an equally preposterous pseudo-scientific theory called “Darwinian Evolution”.
This ape should be put-down!
The only difference between Evolution and the other two is that while alchemy has vanished and medicine has moved on, many so-called scientists are still stuck in a Victorian mindset. It’s astonishing how many scientists are unaware, that just like the other two theories, Darwinian Evolution has also been proved false.
Firstly, let me explain what Evolution actually means: Long ago when the British explorer Charles Darwin was marooned on the Galapagos Islands, he began observing the diversity of the island’s sea-turtles. He proposed that this diversity was due to something he called, “Natural Selection”, specifically idea that nature randomly selects which animals will survive and which will die.
Later Darwin concluded that if sea-turtles could subtly change their shape and coloring, then people might have evolved from chimpanzees, and those chimps might have evolved from bacteria. Darwin imagined a ladder of life, with the bacteria at the very bottom and man at the top. He proposed a force called evolution that causes creatures to want to get better. Unfortunately for Darwin, he was never able to prove his theories in a laboratory. For example, a famous experiment to observe the effect of evolution on fruit-flies produced flies with no wings; According to Darwin’s predictions the flies would have got better, and not worse. Darwin attempted other evolution experiments using everything from bacteria to peas. He had no luck.
Darwin died a sad, dejected man. His theories were largely rejected even by the liberal age in which he lived. Before he died he renounced all of his theories and converted back to Christianity. His final wishes were that his “Theory of Evolution” would die with him.
Unfortunately for us, that final wish was not honored. News had spread about Darwin’s wild notions, bringing them to the attention of Thomas Huxley, one of Victorian Britain’s most outrageous atheists. Because of his ferocious obsession with Darwin’s theories, he became known as “Darwin’s Bulldog”.
The scheming Huxley embellished Darwin’s theories. He added the notion of “abiogenesis”, the theory that the original bacteria-like life-forms from which all creatures supposedly grew, themselves came from nothing. This new theory was the missing link he required to complete his atheistic world-view. From then on the theory became popular amongst the English “Chattering classes”.
What of evolution today? The theory that started of as an observation about turtles has grown out of all proportions. Atheists love evolution because they think it helps them disprove the Bible. That’s why geologists invented something called “Carbon Dating” and astronomers proposed the absurd “Big Bang Theory”. None of these theories individually pass a skeptical examination, but woven together they form a tapestry of lies designed to appeal to a liberal mindset.
Let me introduce the downfall of Evolution: It’s got the catchy name of Intelligent Design. I.D. Starts with the undeniable observation that the earth is so perfectly adapted to the needs of every creature that lives on it, it must have been designed. Look at how a banana fits into your hand. See how beautiful flowers and birds are. Who could deny that we live on a perfect Earth?
The chance that this situation might have occurred by chance (as Darwin suggested) is as astronomically small as every human being on the planet winning the State Lottery at once. So logically there must be a designer. All we have to do to debunk evolution is look for co-incidences that are too improbably to have come about by random natural selection.
That would be enough to blow Darwin’s 200 year old theory out of the water, but we have plenty more evidence. If you ever want to make a Darwinist cry, I suggest you say these two words to him: “Specified Complexity”
This may sound like obscure scientific jargon; You might think it was just another theory designed to confuse and deflect from the truth. Actually, Specified Complexity is proven fact, and was discovered by the mathematician, philosopher and Christian: William Dembski.
I am afraid I don’t have time to explain his theory, but you can find an excellent explanation at the Discovery Institute, which was my main research source for this article.
I hope you found this short science lesson interesting; I certainly enjoyed researching it. Next week I hope to present another article about the exciting science of Intelligent Design, and some of the revolutionary scientists who are bringing it out of the lab and into Churches and family homes.
If you are able to confront a Darwinist, this is what I suggest:
- First of all, explain that their beliefs contradict the Bible, and by holding those opinions they are rejecting God and going to hell.
- Remind them that Evolution has never been proven in a laboratory; and is backed up by similarly absurd and unprovable theories like the “Big Bang”.
- Explain that Evolution is still called a “Theory”, even by scientists, on the other hand, Jesus told us that the Bible is “Truth”.
- Finally, offer to pray with them, and if they refuse, please remember them in your prayers. I have always held the belief that miracles come through prayer, and no miracle is greater than that of a soul returning to Christ.
God bless you,
Tristan
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Right right right… and if you ask yourself, why this world is just the only one that was designed, just think of what the bible said. The whole univers, or what most people think the universe is, has just one function.. to keep their non-believing minds in trouble. Its a Test! an Illumination, only if u believ, although you are watching something else, you are a real believer.. in itself this is another fact for the truth of ID
If God created humans, ?who created God?.
I agree with you, Tristan.
Only a really highly ignorant person could possibly claim that ‘it just happened’ the way it is.
Nothing just ‘happens’ this way.
Imagine you would drop a stack of playing cards on the floor… the cards would lie there without any order or meaning.
Do you think you could possibly drop the playing cards and they cards would just fall the exact right way to built a cardhouse? There is no way on earth this would happen.
The human organism is much more complicated. How could anybody possibly think that the human body and mind just evolved by accident?!
That is stupid!
No.no.. God created the human on the 6th day of the week!
Yours,
Shelleyf
You’re not only totaly ignorant when it comes to computers and OSes,
you are totaly ignorant about everything.
Visiting this blog is simply disturbing.
Maybe gods parents created god? In the similar way that our parents create us??
Could it be possible that gods parents had wild unbridled passionate sex?? Maybe they were germans and liked porn??
When god created us, did he use a godly version of lego or mekano?? Or did he just open the packet and mix in 1/2 pint of milk and two eggs and bake in a moderately hot oven??
Question: What ever “god” makes is perfect, yes?? If thats so, did god make the universe??
If god did make the universe, he must also have created time. If he created time, why th e hell did he not make it exact, rather than having a leap year every four years?? Surely thats just bad maths!!
Only a very ignorant person would believe that the bible contains the only thruth. Furthermore, you state that jesus himself said that “The bible is truth”. As far as i remember, jesus was put down a long time before the new testament was written…
Entertaining website, though
Hey Tristan, I just betted 100? you couldn’t explain what Carbono Dating is…And my bet partner happens to be an overzealous Christian just like you and would be enormously dissapointed if you didn’t explain it. Needless to say, he will spend his money in charity if he wins!!! :D
To look at something like what I call the helecoptor leaf, you know. the seed/leaf that falls to the ground in a spinning manner, just like the blade of a helicoptor, and not understand just how intelligent that is, is just dumb. or how about the missile, it’s shaped just a penis, so when you bomb another country, its just like your F****** them. Just like what you do to a woman when you have sex before marrige.
Who could deny that we live on a perfect Earth?
Well, you for one. You denounce anything east of New York.
ah yes, telling someone they’re stupid is the best proof of your argument.
Science is based upon empyrical evidence (evidence gained through the sences) and experements which can be repeated. Divne Creation relies upon an ASSUMPTION that “God did it”. THERE’S NO PROOF!!
you’re just as washed up as you claim Darwin was!
Darwin NEVER renounced evelution, that is a lie by the church
eveolution does not say man comes from monkeys
and all the cool stuff that looks like is was made with a purpose
well all that took millions and millions of years to come to be
there have been billions of types of fruit over millions of years
the one’s that man liked and found easy to work with were the ones that lived and made it to this day.
Hi Tristan,
In order to complete your article, i demand that you mention another ‘intelligent design’ theory: The Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster (http://www.venganza.org/). They have a far more sensible explanation for the advent of life on earth than this god-mumbo-jumbo
One of the best tricks of GOD was to create the earth 6′000 years ago and then dig thousands of bones of some strange creatures which never exist. Just to make believe some unteachable gay european scientists that earth has an age of milliards (sorry in US it’s billions) of years.
Thanks to the creationists to make earth a much better and younger place!!!
and what about glasses, when god made atom and eve there was no such thing, but thousands of years later when man invented glasses, guess what, we already had a perfect way to hold them on, and make them look attractive, was that just luck, or was that supreme planning ???
I dont know why I am bothering as you have your beliefs and I respect you for them.
The problem is that there is no REAL evidence of ID. Not one single piece of evidence put forward by the ID supporters has stood up to closer inspections by independant investigation.
There are thousands and thousands and thousands of Lab tests, computer simulated models, physical evidence of the existance of evolution. This process continues constantly and can be seen in organisms such as microscopic worms who has lifespans of hours or sometime days that they are constantly evolving.
I’m not going to say anything which will change your views as your faith is obviously very strong and you should be applauded for it but the fact remains there simply isn’t evidence of ID.
Can I suggest you research your articles thoroughly as there are gapping holes in your article.
For instance, darwin didn’t convert to christianity on his deathbed. That was a lie spread by christian groups and has been denied by his own family. In fact he wrote of his fears that may happen in the event of his death as the same lies had been spread following his fathers death.
the use of leeches has made a comeback in conventional medicine in recent years so maybe they knew something we didn’t ?
putting a coherent argument together will go a long way towards convincing non believers of ID that maybe there is something to it. You argument seems to be directed towards the christian base who already believe in creation. You need to be convincing those who dont.
I hope you dont take offensive in anything I have said? You have your belief however wrong they may seem to me and I have my own.
Correct me if I am mistaken but god loves all his children and forgives their sins just as jesus forgave the sins of man by dying on the cross did he not?
Only God has the right to judge whether man is worthy to enter the kingdom of heaven not you, pat robinson or George Bush!
Yes this earth is perfect, all the bugs that bite us, all the virus’s that kill us, all made by god so they say. He sure has a good sense of humor. All those jewish children that died in gas chambers while praying to god. I bet they believe, and even understand, ah yes, god answers all prayers, but sometimes the answer is no. What about intelligent design, what about the virus’s mentioned above, some kill their host, thus killing themselves, others have been found to make their host stronger then it was. And some virus’s they say, are getting smarter, or if nothing else, changing in ways that make them amune to our drugs. I guess that by using drugs to cure everything, man has taught these virus’s to adapt to them, EVEOLUTION
Well, may I say, you dug yourself into a hole, no one can ever rescue you, Tristan. If God created us, then all of the species would be known. The fact is that we are still discovering new species each day and they could be evolved from a bird, we never seen. Also Darwin, found finches that were basically the same but beaks were changed to adapt to their enviroment. Also the church has never renouced evolution. Goodbye, you ignorant person, find your facts next time
Spending so much time and energy to show to the entire world your ignorance and stupidity is mind buggling. Making fun of things is one thing, but your lack respect is disgusting.
Hi this is Steve The republican.
I’d just like to say nice site, I’m a taoist myself,
Before you call me a atheist, let me explain, Taoist believe that the entity that created the earth has never spoken to us, or published a book about it, in any faith or language. So we don’t call him god, or anything else, because he has never told us his name. The first book of the TAO, written thousands of years ago, just says, When we got here, the heavens and the earth were already here, the entity that made them, being older then us and language both, has no name. Names were made by man, after he came, and after he created language. So all I can say is that it would seem like maybe something created all this, but then again, to believe that something “HAD TO” create all this only leads having to believe that, that something would have had to be created also.
Or in other words, if the design shown in nature is proof of planning and intelligence
Then the designer himself would have to be proof of even a higher designer.
And that would put us in the same loop that sciance put us into with the big bang.
, or “everything” must be inside “something”,,, So whats the difference. Where is the finale container ???
This website is a breath of fresh air. I wasted my youth as a scientist on the so called theory of evolution. I watched in vain as we broke the wings of dozens of newly born birds and then threw them out of trees. Eventually, we hoped, they would evolve some other mechanism of flight… little flatulence driven jet engines, or even simple parachutes.
It didn’t work and my scientific career was over. Then I turned to God! Hallelujah.
Since the theory of evolution can’t be proven true in a lab, could you please prove the theory of Intelligent Design in a Lab.
Excellent Tristan!
Very funny story, but please give your writing more space next time (hard to read with the text all in a big block like that).
I like your humor, you and Shelley make a nice duo!
Have a nice day.
Tristant, go back to school and you will learn that Darwin wasn’t alone to think of this theory.
At the same time of Charles Darwin, Alfred Russel Wallace develop the same approach/theroy of the evolution and sometimes later they work together.
You will also learn that he didn’t died as a fool (or whatever you said) but as the great scientist WE all know…
All this rubbish on this blog is nonsense, but I can’t resist commenting it. It’s like smoking. I know, besides it’s dangerous, it is worthwhile, but I keep smoking anyway.
I am religious on some level. I respect christian people, but I respect also jews and muslims. I espect atheists too. But in mycountry, when someone starts to speak about his/hers religion, other people stay quiet merely embarrased. Well, that’s not the point in mys comment, so I’ll leave that.
What I have always been wondering is that the Bible has a lot of rubbish. I don’t mean I wouldn’t believe it, only that I believe the general message of it. There must be a natral explanation of the flood at Noh’s time (I don’t know what it is called in english). It could have been some sort of a climate disaster or something. But it doesn’t matter. The point is, that only a small part of all population of all species survived.
I also believe, that it might have been true that Moses was walking throught the Red Sea with dry feet. Strange things happen. It might have been an earthquake. Anyway, Moses was a great man.
Few days ago I read in paper, that every now and then it gets pretty cold in Palstine, and lakes can actually freeze then. So that it is no wonder that Jesus could walk on water. He was walking on ice. Might have frozen his black toes.
So.
If someone says that God created world, it is all right. I belive it. God dood it. Great. Let’s be happy that he did. He used this wonderful mechanism, evolution, to create different species. I can’t understand wht is so difficult in this?
he did it in six days… come on. It is not important. The important thing is that he did it.
We are much better off than people 200- 5000 years ago. We know quite a lot more than those days. So we are able to understand, that things written in Bible are not to be taken punctually.
Further more, if we stopped whine about secondary matters, we might consentrate us on real message of christian religion, and stop judging people who don’t share our opinions or manners. Or even our faith. We could understand that people are vlauable as they are.
Sigh….
You keep spitting on science, but try to live without it.
Come on shelley and tristan, go live naked in the woods and see how long you survive.
Think before posting.
Fortunately, all american people don’t have the same beliefs as you.
Have a nice day, shelley the so called re-puke-blican.
Excellent. One thing you failed to mention is that evolution is only one letter away from “EVILution”.
That is proof in itself that all Darwinists are satan-worshipping atheists.
The bible was originally written in a language called Hebrew. In that language all letters and words have numerical values associated with them. The members of the family are all associated with a number sequence that we call Fibonacci Numbers(these numbers were rediscovered in 1202AD by a man named Fibonacci). click for more information about fibonacci numbers. The people who developed this language were very smart people who were observers of nature I have no doubt in my mind that the book that they wrote contains the truth. However reading the book in English or Latin will only give you part of the truth obscuring the true depth of the truth. As you have in many of your posts.
As far as we are stretching anecdotal evidence today to prove or disprove a thing. Do your feelings on evolution extend to genetics and DNA? Can samples of my flesh give you details about who I am? Do the physical characteristics of my parents have anything to do with my physical characteristics? Why does RAID stop working on roaches in apartment buildings? Why did such a perfect god make Cain kill Abil?Was Cain jealous of Abil or did Cain sacrifice his brother, that which was most dear to him? Why did God who did such a good job of creating the world destroy so much of his beautifull creation with the flood? Then later when the decendants of the survivors repopulated the earth god went on destroying his beautifull creations again in Sodom and Gomorrah. In such a perfect world created by such a perfect being Would god have had to destroy the things he created? Would those pillars of salt realy be there looking back at the destruction?
It is my firm belief that the Lord created Jesus to liberate humanity from the evil clutches of organized religion and and the charlitans of governments and mafias.
Kind of hard to go to Hell when you don’t belive in it. I win!
Evolution may be a theory, but the bible is no more than a fairy tale.
Pray for my soul. LOL
What are the odds of random chance producing intelligent life? Small.
How many stars are there? Roughly a billion billion. (10^18)
What is the odds of intelligent life recording that intelligent life doesn’t exist? 0.
What is the odds in any recording of intelligent life that intelligent life exists? 1, because otherwise it wouldn’t be recorded.
Some fairly simple logic there as to why the idea that random chance isn’t enough is completely off. 15 billion years and a billion billion solar systems, even the massively unlikely becomes a near certainty.
Now, evolution is still called a theory. Why? Because show me someone who believe they know the truth for certain, and I’ll show you someone who is deranged. It is a fallacy for any human to believe they know anything beyond their own existance for definate. For that matter, the theory of relativity is still called a theory, and that has been shown very conclusively.
Science never says its theories are definately right, because that would be a foolish and arrogent thing to do. Science merely comes up with the most rational explaination based on empirical data.
“Who could deny that we live on a perfect Earth?”
This is a very stupid statement to make. Between volcanoes, earthquakes, tidal waves, and a very vicious selection of animals constantly on the edge of survival against each other – how can you say this world is perfect?
Tell that to those killed in natural disasters; tell that to those who starve as the rains fail yet again; tell that to those dying of disease.
This world is a very imperfect world. We just do our best to get by.
Ignorance is believing in a fairy tale (you call it bible). But let’s not get carried away. The bible has it’s moral lesson and use, but it is just not proven facts.
Evolution is not that the best survives, And nature does not choose randomly who will survive. It’s about adopting to the surrounding enviroment.(for you simple minded: A US marine would not live long in a desert uniform in alaska.. ) For example a penguin around the equator is small, and on the north pole large. Cause volume grows cubically while surface is only 2nd power. So the northern penguin has greater volume/surface ratio, that is good since it will not freeze. This does not matter on a tropical climate. Look at foxes arctic fox has small ears dense fur.. the desert fox has large ears, short hur. On continental climate it is about a middle size ear, fur.. Non is better then the other, they just adopt to different habitat. Probably the fruit flies lost their wings in the laboratory since walking is more efficient, and they had no enemies and no big area to cover. The didn’t became better, just adopted.
Shelly, just how long have you had Cranial Rectumitis? Darwin DID NOT SAY THAT APES EVOLVED FROM FREAKING CHIMPS! What he said was that Chimps and humans had a common ancestor, but chimps took one evolutionary path, and humans took another. I’d like a source on Thomas Huxley adding abiogenesis to the theory of evolution, I have heard no such account, seeing as abiogenesis was disproven by Louis Pasture. Also I’d like a source on your claim that he told people to kill off Darwinism after converting to Christianity on his deathbed, I heard he was a devout Christian all his life, but maybe I shouldn’t try dropping too many fact bombs on your head, since your head might explode from the sheer amount of truth.
Since you have spread an incorrect version of Darwin’s theory, let me correct you.
Darwin’s Theory:
-A species is a population of organisms that interbreeds and has fertile offspring.
-Living organisms have descended with modifications from species that lived before them.
-Natural selection explains how this evolution has happened:
-More organisms are produced than can survive because of limited resources.
-Organisms struggle for the necessities of life; there is competition for resources.
-Individuals within a population vary in their traits; some of these traits are heritable — passed on to offspring.
-Some variants are better adapted to survive and reproduce under local conditions than others.
-Better-adapted individuals (the “fit enough”) are more likely to survive and reproduce, thereby passing on copies of their genes to the next generation.
-Species whose individuals are best adapted survive; others become extinct.
That is practically copied and pasted out of my Biology Textbook, and I’m in highschool. If you are going to criticise a theory, at least get the theory right. (p -_-)p
If you notice, nothing was said about RANDOM SELECTION, merely those best adapted being those who survive because they are less likely to DIE BEFORE THEY REPRODUCE.
Now, ID proponents love poking holes in evolution theory because it is still rather foggy as to how life began. Scientists have determined that it is possible to create amino acids (required for proteins, which are required for life) with gasses and conditions found on primitive earth. However, due to an inability to keep the experiment going for a few billion years, the scientists were unable to prove the amino acids would eventually become protiens through the same conditions. But through a wealth of experiments (see a highschool Biology textbook for further basic reference) scientists are pretty sure that life began after about a billion or so years after the world flashed into existance (the how of that is also still in question as well) when simple single celled organisms came into existance through chance. Again, nothing complicated, it’s not like complex organisms appear overnight, these are the organisms you can’t see, like the ones that make your breath smell bad in the morning. After a billion or so more years, we see more complex (ie more than one celled) organisms, capable of non asexual reproduction (presumably due to mutations caused by raditation and other abiotic factors). After sexual reproduction was possible, the cat was out of the bag an evolution could begin. The result of a few million more years of evolution is the variety of life we see today. But this can never be proven. But you know what else can never be proven? The Bible. The Bible is a collection of stories that can’t even be proven true. I dare you to try and prove the stories true without using the Bible. Bring it on, you’ve got nothing without your precious life ruining book that I may point out was written a couple thousand years ago, and has been mistranslated numerous times. But if we could prove the Bible, you know what would prove it? Science. Not BS science like ID, that’s not science, as it says that it proves without any doubt that it is correct and everything else is wrong, which contradicts scientific theory which states that nothing is ever 100% provable, ever. Hence, not science, and thus, nothing but wacko creationsists, whose theory of abiogenesis was disproven by LOUIS-FREAKING-PASTURE.
Also, your “article” about Linux was massivly misinformed. It is popular because it is free, and hence you don’t have to pay a company who hasn’t had an orginal idea since the “start button” and has a security history worse than the tex mex border several hundred dollars a pop for something that is being given away for free. Fact is, you are more likely to get hacked using windows than using Linux, and using Windows you’re more like to crash too. And just because it came from Europe doesn’t mean it’s unsecure and they can hack in at will, no, that’s not the way it works. In the name of the Dark Elder Gods, take a computer science class. For the good of us all.
Also I might point out that American products are not necessarily Superior. Bullshit. Our cars are getting trounced by Japanese rivals, our tanks are getting trounced by roadside bombs built in IRAN, a THIRD WORLD COUNTRY. And Russia’s version of the Bradley is capable of taking out tanks at 4000 meters with 80% hit rate, while moving across a body of water, neither of which our main battle tank, the M1A1 Abrahams, can do. Not to mention our AR15 family or weapons and varients that jam whenever they are exposed to conditions that are even slightly abusive (there are some exceptions, but they are far and few between). The list just goes on and on and on…
If you are going to attempt to put ID forward as a legitimate scientific alternative to evolution, please, please, a) research what the theory (yes, a theory) of evolution really says so you can make coherent refutations, and b) try to give a stronger argument for your point of view than simply mocking scientists and atheists and evolution as “absurd”. Bear in mind, from a scientific perspective, the idea of a mystical omniscient being simply “poofing” everything into existence over the course of six days is just as “absurd.”
“Suppose you had a stomach pain and went to a doctor sometime during the European renaissance, he might have diagnosed it as an “over-flux of black bile”, and prescribed a course of leeches and “cupping”.”
Mainly because the church forbade experiments on cadavers. What you quote is actually from the dark ages. The renaissance saw the floweing of science and reason because of increasing secularisation and less interferance from the church. suggest you read your history a little more. James Burke is a good place to start
Well what should I say about this articel?
I don?t know where I should start to torn it in pieces. Have you read my comment on the last artical posted here? the lines about judging other people. Well I don?t think so.
You started with a greek philosoph and his theory well the cause that we didn?t belive his theory anymore is quit simple we have learned that it was wrong. I sure even the philosoph, if he would live today would say that he was wrong in the past. Well when you look at the history, you can see that everythink change, well you?re right in your opinion I?m wrong. But wait…
Let us make a little mind game: I love these thinks!
Okey here we go:
Theory1: God exist and everything in the bible is correct to the word. Why are there so many people who don?t belive it, and don?t say it is the devils fault. No that is impossiple cause is allmighty and all that. Don?t forget he has made everything in only 6 days. So a devil if something like that exist is his own creation. Why would he test us when he just have made us as he wished. I ask you why all these quastionable and the other religions and why so long. After the little accident in the paradise he could have make “woosh” and begin again. You see there is a problem with it, okey I don?t say that I know his plan, if there is one, but the one thing I know is that it is very paradocs.
Theory2: There is NO god. Well the question is how did it start. A really good question and I must say I don?t know. But didn?t matter because Darwin is the point of view here, everything else would go to far. So without a god who has make everything Darwins theory explain the nature pretty fine and I must say this example with the virus is really brilliant. you see Evolution is proofed.
I have read those two theories and I think you don?t like it. That?s okey because it?s just a mind game and I don?t want to be the reason you give up your belivings for.
But.. ah f**k I must do it.
Let us look on the holy book itself. It ws written by human beings. Persons like you and me good 2000 years in the past and they have written about the beginning of the world and the history up to the end of the writers themself. Well that?s all fine but it has holes in it some periods aren?t really mentiont, for example why are the people of Israel the slaves of egypt? I don?t know it, do you? Is it mentiont in the bible?
An other point is all the time is god interfering in some way for ca. 4000 years up to the end of the book but after that… You see what I mean why has he got mute why doesn?t he speak to us anymore or make a wonder in a attemp to make us belive more in him? And why does the bible stop with the death of the apostels?
I really hope that you have began to think of what you have written, only think and see that there are holes in your theory that are big enough for the moon.
For me it doesn?t interst me what you belive, the only thing that matters is that you must start to accept other opinions and think about them. If you would use your head more instet of your heart, and that I don?t mean just for you, I mean everyone on this planet, then we have a future.
pray to whoever you want for it
Only very ignorant people states Bible is the truth … 2000 years of christianism, 5000 of jews… 5 000 000 000 of evolution.
Your bible theory is called “intelligent design” and is, as well as Darwin’s, a THEORY
In order to show some people how stupid it is to say “THIS IS TRUTH AND THAT’S ALL” look at this : http://www.venganza.org/ (A Tribute to the Flying Spaghetti Monster) where the guy is sharing his own theory where god is a big spaghetti monster who helped us millenium ago… This is as stupid as the bible theory. If i’m saying i don’t trust in God, can bible be truth ? Nope. It can’t. Not for me, so it isn’t for *the whole world*, only for a minority.
I guess you’re with no doubt totally mind washed :(
Bible has never been proven too, find me the skeleton of adam and I’ll trust you.
Very strong convictions you have, yes…
what about the example of the moth? hell, i learned that in middle school… (i will let you find it on your own) Do you know how DNA works and replicates, translates and all of that? I took a course on all of that, i have a fairly decent grasp of the complexity of things including this “big bang” that you denounce. Read one of the more recent Scientific American, it shows a good explanation of the first 1×10^-20 ish second of the universe in a particle accelerator… Let alone, if god created all of this on the 6th day, and if the earth was made fairly recently (less than a billion years) then how come we can only see about 14 (point somethign) Lightyears out? because thats how long this universe has been here to send light to us… Read up on Genetics, if everything started with a DNA chain of about 30 or so pairs long, over time flaws from transcription and replication (and this is a proven fact, in the human genome there are hundreds of repeating sequences eg. AAAAAAAAAAA or AGAGAGAGAG)
But all of this is well and good, like i read on a poster once: Arguing on the internet is a lot like running in the Special olympics…
No matter who comes out on top, you’re still retarted
You will never change your mind, you will die thinking there is something more…
you will not be dissapointed, because you wont be anything…
but dead
Cheers!
If god did make the universe, he must also have created time. If he created time, why th e hell did he not make it exact, rather than having a leap year every four years?? Surely thats just bad maths!!
A year actually consists of 365.25 days, so humans decided that making a leap year every 4 years would be more sensible. Because .25 days equals to 1 whole day if multiplied by four, the leap year occurs every four years to make up for the missed time.
And why, Tristan, would you decide to write those first paragraphs about alchemists beliefs about elements, and medieval medical diagnosises and treatment? It is completely irrelevant to the topic, which I do not feel a need to reply to.
for your information, the big bang theory was formulated by a belgian roman catholic priest (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georges_Lema%C3%AEtre)
The evolution applies to all. The author of this subject is the exception which confirms the rule. ^^
Now what I find funny is the fact that you bring up carbon dating, which can prove the date pretty close. Now there is absolutely nothing that any church or religion can carbon date to prove any such person or personas walked this earth. Now with that said we have watched evolution over and over there are many animals that still walk this earth that can prove evolution happens, it just happens over a time frame we can not comprehend. There is nothing to prove that any religion is true to there claims. The bible which ever you chose to read are all word of mouth, and word of mouth is the same as hear say, and hear say is more or less speculation. So until you can absolutely disclaim that evolution happens it is still possible. The bible on the other had is the same until it can be proven it may or may not have happened.
Intelligent Desing is false. My intelligence was so offended by your article that i didnt even bother reading the rest. 1st of all, Evolution is not ”a force that causes creatures to want to get better”. Evolution is creatures adapting to the changing enviroment. 2nd of all, natural selection is not random. Its simply that the creatures that are not well adapted enough to their enviroment die, because they cant adapt. Say if you would have a bald skinny dog living in siberia 6million years ago (yes that is before jesus, and no dinosaurs weren’t around)wich would’ve been near the equator (tropical climate). Now as the continents slowly moved siberia was heading north and was getting colder. So as millions of years pasted, the climate gradually got colder and the dog as a species would have gradually became fatter and hairier, because the ones that were to skinny and hadn ot enough fur wouldve died of the cold.
Now about the bacteria. In my CANADIAN high-school, we learned that the bases of life are through chemical reactions. The 1st bacteria would have been one big molicule that would make chemical reactions on its own and absorbing energy form those reactions. (like heat from a fire)
Finally, evolution is around us all the time. Their are reports of a woman in africa that may have a possible anti-body against AIDS. She has HIV in her blood but her system does not let it trigger into AIDS. THAT is evolution, THAT is someone adapting to her enviroment. THAT is why intelligent desing is false.
ps
sorry i had to dumb it down but seeing that shelley beleives I.D. is true i kinda had no choice
The greatest trick God ever pulled was convincing man that he existed.
you’re great. After reading both blogs on linux, I though nothing funnier could ever be written… and now that one on Darwin !!!
wow… I’ve bookmarket the blog, from now on, after dilbert.com, I’ll check your site. you should set up an rss feed.
thanks
All of this is rubbish.
If he exists, god must be fairly weak not to convince everybody.
Sure he’s just an employee who intends to please his boss.
Come on tristan, stop spitting on science and get out from the middle-ages.
Stop writting @!?*? and have fun: there’s no heaven up here.
God bless Darwin :)
You guys are masters of irony. Love the factual errors you’ve spread around in decent amounts in order to reveal the true nature of the text.
Btw: If I was an american, I would’ve voted republican. ;)
Tristan, don’t forget about intelligent falling (link here) the so called gravity theories where made by european, and jews, all of them liberals o comunist. The truth about the falling objects is on the link.
We must stop the scientists that gaves al that mathematical mumbo-jumbo and induces us to believe anything they like.
I, for instance, have proof that the number e withstands for evil, and that pi has a disguised message from the ancient satanic cults.
Keep the good work. Best regards from America.
Hi,
first of all: You two, Shelley and Tristan, rock. Never had so much fun in my life :-)
I actually won’t comment much on the entry, as nearly everything has been said. But I really think you should sometime soon post an article about why there are two creation-theories in the Bible… My idea is that the author wanted to show us how none of them is totally true, but that we have to make our own minds about it?
As for ID…
no, dont get me started, but i would recommend reading a book that i read, “The Science of Discworld III: Darwin’s Watch” by Terry Pratchett. (a bloody European)
He about sums everything up that was topic of this Blog and its Discussions and also adds some other nice scientific things. A very good read, and ID is also proven wrong.
Well, have a nice day and keep up the hilarious work.
This was a great satirical article, I laughed so much I had tears in my eyes.
If it was not a satirical article then the tears were of sadness.
Considering the fact that even the Vatican approves of darwin’s theory, why would anyone listen to this?
wow shelly i love you!
Intelligent design…yes, of course. The lady is indeed intelligent. She has, over millions of years, changed and adapted while maintaining her constant life cycles and renewability. Evolution was by her design, however you perceive it’s processes.
So let’s forget about some remote power designing the world. The architects are beneath our feet, in the air we breathe, the water we drink and from the sun above. Our gods do not require us to analyse their method, just that we respect their being and cause them no harm (which are are currently doing). If scientists wish to expound theory, then that is their right. You are right that Darwin only had a ‘theory’, I question your assertion that there is no proof, but at the same time there is actually no proof that the earth materialised in it’s present form in 7 days. And why can’t evolution be designed?
Respect the earth, the seas, rivers and lakes, the air and the sun in the present. As to it’s history, children should be taught all the ‘theories’ and should be allowed to make up their own minds.
Dear Shelley ….
i have alot of respect for the ways of thinking of you people but the way how you disrespect us by thinking of knowing everything and saying “well if you dont believe me then you dont believe in god and you will burn in hell” starts to irritate me , this post is finnaly about the existance of god if you believe in god then you cant believe in evolution, remind yourself there are alot of christian scientits who believe at the ID theorie because there are more clue’s about evolution then about god but since they want to believe in god they say “evolution is made by gods hand ..thats why the name ID intelligent design ,
and another thing if we didnt evolve why are there so many faults in the human body ever thought about that ??????
example at the end of out spine there is a little bone that reminds us of having a tail many years ago , now about a snake a snake has small bones they dont use anymore that reprensent there legs but evolutions didnt let them dissapear totaly yet because it takes more time ,, so snakes where first sort of lizards who slowely by slowely started to crawl threw the sand …
there is so much more proof that the evolution exists then god exists ,, god was created by men men wasn’t created by god
Greets arthur
PS sorry for the bad grammar im dutch
Actually, The Big Bang was theorized by a catholic priest. Father Georges-Henri Lemaitre was his name.
WIthout the early trials and diagnosis of medical treatment we would not be where we are today. Evolution is very evident even within the last 100 years. The changes that happen are slow. It does not take a intelligent person to realize that. You beleive a lot of bull shit.
that artice was so funny i nearly cried. god man you need to stop it with the jokes before you kill someone.
people have probably said all these things but he it goes anyway:
There is no evidence that Darwin denounced his theories before death. This is most likely a myth put about by anti-evolutionists.
Even if he did though it doesn’t prove anything, it doesn’t make his theories any less valid. or did you not know that other people were working on the same principles at the sma etime as Darwin? He came out withe best explanation of the process and beat them to it, but other people also were coming to evolutionary conclusions.
Also in this blpg you have shown your ignorance of the theory of evolution by stating that Darwin’s theory required that the flies got “better”.
The theory of evolution says no such thing. The theory of evolution states that things adapt to situations or don’t survive. This does not mean they get “better” ti means they change. Like if you were a sea creature who made the gradual transition onto land you would get “worse” at breathing under water(although it depends on whether you commute into the water or not for work and the like) but you would change to breathe on land.
This has nothing to do with getting “better”
Other than that you can look it up for yourself.
n.b. whoever said about the glasses being perfect for our ears is a moron. WE designed glasses to work with what we had available. If we had tentacles there then we would have designed something to fit them. Sometimes I wonder about people….
The rumour of Charles Darwin renouncing his theories is unproven and should not be spread around without some sort of substantiation. There is nothing on his Wikipedia page to substantiate this either.
It is twits like you who have rendered me unable to use the word “Republican” in association with my stance. You religious right-wing nut-jobs are giving the party a terribly bad name.
Tristan, Thank the Lord there someone like you who is brave enough to stand up to these so called scientists and there crazy ‘theories’. They tried to teach me this crap at school, now i think i’m gonna go to hell. Not many people know it but before Charlton Heston became head of the NRA he was an actor in movies. He made documentary called ‘Planet of the Apes’ which showed us what’s gonna happen if you believe this evil-ution stuff – our great nation in ruins and all Americans slaves to super-ape Nazis.
“Tristan, Thank the Lord there someone like you who is brave enough to stand up to these so called scientists and there crazy ‘theories’. They tried to teach me this crap at school, now i think i’m gonna go to hell”
Thanks for your kind words! Make sure you register yourself on our patriotic frappr map. The link is at the top of the page.
Tristan
rofl, pls say this site is just a joke.
If you guys are serious you really have a big problem.
Tristan..
BTW, Leeches are still used today for their medicinal purposes.
Using leeches brings the blood back in circulation, which is a good thing, really.
Leeches play their role in many operations.
..and, Carbon dating is not a theory but a method.
In most cases theories cannot be proven, but if it is a method it has already been proven..
Your most loyal (Insert occupation here).
Ewald.
Yes, you are right. Science is bad. We should throw all technology away and go back to the Middleage.
P.S. Darwin rules!!!
man is to animal as sonnet is to alphabet. if man writes the sonnet then god creates man. QED. Dembski is a genius.
thank you tristan.
Im really having great time reading this blog. I visit it every day and it has already proven as an endless source of fun and amusement.Keep up the good work. Oh by the way: spekaing of things people used to believe in past… How about believing that Earth was flat and has sun going around it in circles? Or beliefe that there was only one continent and atlantic ocean was ednded by rimfall?
Well as I said – please keep up your work. I would espacialy like to know more about European moral decay and president G.W. Bush. And please tell us more about this LINUX threat as well
Tristan! Shelley! Stop these catholics! Stop the Pope! They say that creationism and Intellegent Design are paganism! Please spread it! How dares the Pope to contradict our leader G.W.Brush ?
You know why God rested on the seventh day? Because Mrs. God have him a blowjob!
This blog is an endless source of laughter and astonishment. We are actually around a dozen near a computer screen every day during our lunch break laughing our asses off … Keep up the good work.
dear tristan,
thank you so much for this enlighting article. it didn’t enlight me, as i saw the truth already a while back, but it might finally help to convince other people to see the reality as it is and not how the darwinists are trying to force us to see it.
i used to be a scientist. i used to be a follower of darwin. i used to believe in it. but i was wrong. it took me a while to realize, to accept, that what i believe is wrong, but now, as i’ve “come clean” with myself i feel a lot better.
i think i first saw that there was something wrong when i read the genesis. i realized that actually it told evolution like the darwinists did. it starts off with the “big bang”, goes on with god creating water and land, plants and animals, and humans. the genesis has the same chronological order as the darwin theory about evolution has. that everything started with a big bang and on earth everything sprung from water.
so there it occured to me, that darwins theory is just a big rip-off of the genesis, only with more details.
darwin took his ideas from the bible, he stole it, which concludes that it is not his idea, but it’s in the bible, so there must be a creator behind all this. just darwin didn’t let a word slip about that detail. he simply dismissed it in his theory.
beside that, it just can’t accidentally had happend. nature just can’t happen by accident. everyone who studied genetics for a bit will have to agree with me, that genetic encoding and everything that goes with it, is so incredible complex and just unbelievable overwhelming in it’s genious arrangment, that it just cannot have developed by accident. there has to be a big plan behind it. there must be someone who created it.
big scientists, like the royal astronomer of queen elisabeth, martin rees, start uttering the ideas that we might life in a sort of matrix. that we are created. and who else should be the creator other then god?!
that, at last, convinced me that darwins concept is finally breaking apart.
it is all in the bible. the truth is there and i’m glad i’ve finally realized it.
i’ve skipped my studies and turned away from these false believes, but turned towards the truth. my life is so much richer now to know i’ve finally found my way. the right way. and i pray for other scientists, to turn as they are nothing more the lost souls, caught in an evil web of wrong believes.
god bless you,
charles
Please Please, never stop this blog, I can barely breath I’m laughing so hard, This whole thing about Linux and evolution is great. And this Tristan guy, it is unreal, only a great, great, comedian could ever come up with a character that is so stupid. This is better then the daily show on cable.
Hey Shelley,
As a fellow republican, I’m very interested in your view of the late scientist Richard Feynman. It’d be great if you write an article about him.
Fellow Republican
Hello Tristan,
It seems that you have no choice but to believe in the ID theory.
If the evolution theory is right, you are not adapted to this world and you are going to disappear.
If God created everything, he created intelligence too and didn’t give it to everybody, but you can continue to have a quite life in your hole in Iowa.
Just a little bit of provocation, sorry
Please, take some distance and read some other comments, some would be very educating for you!
Swissy
Ok, I’ve never posted any sort of message on any website before , but I really feel that I should in this case.
It’s clear that this is a subject everyone’s very passionate about and rightly so.
I’m just going to tell you what I think very simply from my office in London:
1. Think about the number of religions – you can’t all be right.
2. Christianity is a good thing in principal – it gives those who follow the Bible a guide for life, which often instructs to live an honest existence. This is no more than what other people call “common sense” though.
3. I went to a Church of England school and attended church regularly when I was younger and, to be honest, I was a pretty nervous little kid. The threat of “going to hell” for not believing was incentive enough for me at that age. I’m now old enough to have made my own mind up, though, and have decided that I don’t believe in any God whatsoever.
4. I won’t lie and pretend that I know loads about theories of evolution, but what I do know about Darwinism makes sense to me. In the same way Christians think it’s plausible a God made the Earth in 7 days, I think it’s plausible that we began as primates. That “EVIL-ution” comment someone made was hilarious too. Murder is evil. Rape is evil. Damning someone to fire and brimstone for not sharing your beliefs is ridiculous. If that was the case, everyone that didn’t think Super Mario Kart on the SNES is the best game of all time would be cast to eternal damnation. And rightly so.
5. It’d be great if there was a God, really it would, if he came down I’d hold my hands up, say “fair play” and give him a high 5. I just don’t see the point in throwing my life away, missing out on a great time to guarantee an afterlife in a heaven that can’t be proven to exist. What I do know is that I’m here now and this is the only thing that’s guaranteed.
# First of all, explain that their beliefs contradict the Bible, and by holding those opinions they are rejecting God and going to hell.
If one doesnt belive in a book that was writen thousands of years ago why would they belive in this?
Were is this “hell”?
# Remind them that Evolution has never been proven in a laboratory; and is backed up by similarly absurd and unprovable theories like the “Big Bang”.
How can you prove something like these in short lab periods. you can assume things from the information you have available.
like the fact of expansion in the universe
the fact that progression from one animal to another can be easily seen.
# Explain that Evolution is still called a “Theory”, even by scientists, on the other hand, Jesus told us that the Bible is “Truth”.
The bible was writen 200 years after jesus was alive so he never said that
You want proof that Earth isn’t perfect! I’ll give you one: “You exist!!” That does the trick!
Jesus actually lived and got married to Mary Magadelene and had biological descendents who are now living in France! I read it in a book and its obviously true! Disprove that!
Also, this is how it all actually happened:
In the beginning there was the void. And the void was called Ginnungagap. What does Ginnungagap mean? Yawning gap, beginning gap, gap with magical potential, mighty gap; these are a few of the educated guesses. Along with the void existed Niflheim the land of fog and ice in the north and Muspelheim the land of fire in the south. There seems to be a bit of confusion as to whether or not these existed after Ginnungagap or along side of it from the beginning.
In Niflheim was a spring called Hvergelmir from which the Elivagar (eleven rivers – Svol, Gunnthra, Fiorm, Fimbulthul, Slidr, Hrid, Sylg, Ylg, Vid, Leiptr, and Gioll) flowed. The Elivargar froze layer upon layer until it filled in the northerly portion of the gap. Concurrently the southern portion was being filled by sparks and molten material from Muspelheim.
The mix of fire and ice caused part of the Elivagar to melt forming the figures Ymir the primeval giant and the cow Audhumla. The cow’s milk was Ymir’s food. While Ymir slept his under arm sweat begat two frost giants, one male one female, while his two legs begat another male.
While Ymir was busy procreating Audhumla was busy eating. Her nourishment came from licking the salty ice. Her incessant licking formed the god Buri. He had a son named Bor who was the father of Odin, Vili, and Ve.
For some reason the sons of Bor decided to kill poor Ymir. His blood caused a flood which killed all of the frost giants except for two, Bergelmir and his wife, who escaped the deluge in their boat.
Odin, Vili, and Ve put Ymir’s corpse into the middle of ginnungagap and created the earth and sky from it. They also created the stars, sun, and moon from sparks coming out of Muspelheim.
Finally, the brothers happened upon two logs lying on the beach and created the first two humans Ask [Ash] and Embla [vine?] from them.
As a cellbiologist and evolution expert I can give you some facts and maybe you can try to overrule them ok?
how about you proove the creationists theory in a lab.
and why call it intelligent design, its just a fancy term for creationism, the theory that god created the world.
how do you know the bible is the truth? because it’s a book? how do you know jesus told that? do you believe everything written in the bible? you know it also says in the bible that it is ok to sell your daughter into slavery and that a man is not to go near a woman who is on her period. how about enforcing these two
Thank you Tristan, for giving me a very good laugh.
I will now return to studying for my final exam in evolution. Wish me luck:)
Very funny.
So, the idea that some big guy created the world by magic makes more scientific sense than natural selection? Natural selection has been observed to happen in nature, and humans have been artificially helping the process for centuries, breeding animals- and indeed plants- that display the most desirable characteristics. One case of it naturally happening, within a human lifetime, rather than over hundreds or thousands of years, was during the industrial revolution. A certain species of butterfly (or maybe it was a moth) had light coloured wings in order to camoflague them against the pale tree bark they nested on. Ones with darker wings- the mutated ones- were much easier to see, and therefore eat. When the industrial revolution started, smoke coated the trees, turning many trunks black. Suddenly, the white ones stuck out like a sore thumb, and the dark ones were more likely to survive. So, over a few years- maybe decades- the species became mostly black wings. Then, when the smoke levels fell, and the accumulated soot began to vanish, the roles were reversed yet again.
I’m still not sure if this is a massive parody site or not :) Trying to work it out is interesting, so either way, I’d like to thank “shelleytherepublican” for a good laugh (whether it’s intended or not).
Kepp up the good work!
Well done! your site is genius. you should have your own TV comedy show, it would be great!
“Explain that Evolution is still called a “Theory”, even by scientists, on the other hand, Jesus told us that the Bible is “Truth”.”
- That’s nonsense! The Bible – at least most parts of it – was written after Jesus’ death. There is no way he could tell us that it’s “Truth”.
holy crap!
it is no wonder the rest of the world is laughing at us-
Surely you must know that
The Bible was written by a man/men, on paper made by man, with ink created by man, with a stylus crafted by man and from the ravings of man. At no point did a “god” come out of the heavens and delivery it or sit at a table and write it. It is all the made up ideas or dribbling ravings of men.
If taken literally it is full of sex, incest, blood death and violence. the number of people the “chosen of god” slaughter in this rag are greatly in excess of the population of the world of that time let alone the region.
I do not believe in myths and this story is no different from any other myth from the pixies and elves of Europe to the yeti and sasquatch. No evidence, no realism and no reproducability.
And for the record you can prove evolution in a lab with it possible to attain speciation within three generations under the right conditions. And it was bloody finches he observed nAot turtles you illiterate, uneducated ignorant cock.
Don’t get fooled and hai The True Creator: The Flying Spaghetti Monster!
http://www.venganza.org/
It is a sad world we live in today.
There are so many different religions in this world all beleiving they follow the “true” path, and this gives them position above other non-beleivers.
They beleive this so strongly that they feel they have to fight for “the cause”.
Unfortunately, between religion and politics lies the root of the majority of this worlds problems.
We could all do with following the true word of almost any religion, and respect our fellow “man”, but there seems to be a desire within each religion to wipe out anything outside.
This seems to come, not from moderate people but fanatics. Islam has taken the forefront in the news on this lately, with gun wielding fanatics a daily occurence on the news.
These are not the only ones! One other place where guns are accepted as daily life does spring to mind, USA. It contains as much mis-information and religious fanaticism as any middle eastern country but is just accepted as being right.
When will religious people stop forcing the views/beliefs on others and just start living the way their holy book tells them to?
It is presented, not as a set of options, but a complete guide.Not to pick and choose which bits you like and which you don’t, as most if not all seem to do. Start practicing what you preach and accept the failings of others. None of us is perfect, and beleiving in a deity is not going to make you a better person, that can only be acheived by other means.
I am in no way religious, but am willing to accept others for what they are or want to be. I do not need to “sin” just because i do not beleive there is a “god” and will help my fellow man whenever i can.
Maybe you could use this site for more construcive purposes as in its current form it must be going against many teachings from even your own bible, let alone those of other religions.
first of all: you forget to mention the fifth element “ether”.
and about the rest: darwinian-mendelian theories are what they are: theories. no scientist will ever claim to have facts other then in the subjective ways.
allow me to give an example for you to try to imagine evolution:
birds, only with wings they’re able to fly. those wings were not allways wings as in “bodyparts to fly with”, they gradually became wings likely out of other usages for the proto-wings like inducing fear by oversizing.
i just want to ask you, try to comply with what is strange to you.
it makes you a richer person instead of the poor, bible citating mongol you are now
LOL, I thought that first picture was when they made US Dollars and there was the Devil hiding for the three guys.
The best tricks of GOD:
THE FIRST TRICK:creating mankind
creating eve from a rib of adam…both had sex and later 2 children ..kain and abel
THE JOKE: eve get the same gentic material like adam has had..so she is his sister—>incest
kain and abel where brothers..kain beats abel to death–>one child
THE SECOND JOKE:who creates manind?
eve with kain?—->incest again
adam with eve?—->they had only 2 children
eve with animals?—>wouldnt think about that
adam with animals?–>wouldnt think about that too
THE SECOND TRICK:the tidal-flood
noah builds his arch and takes his family and one pair of every kind of animal with his
THE FIRST JOKE:weight of an elephant:2 metric tons–>2 elephants: 4tonns
wight of an lion:200 kilogramm (ca.400 pounds) 2 lions :800 pounds
all big cats like tigers, gerpards, lions, lynx,pumas, ca. 4 tonns
pigs, horses, bears, cows, bisons,monkeys,giraffes, the billion kinds of insects, bakterias, viruses,birds (i dont think they fly for months during the flood)
and so on…
all in all more than over 1 billion metric tonns..
THE FIRST JOKE:
noah could build an arch with the length of minimum 1 mile..only with wood?
super-tankers in our time gets a maximum lenght from a half mile..
he gots enough food vor all the animals? regognize that ne different kind of animals eats different
kind of food! so noah had to travel around the world for get the different food (for example china: eucalyptus for the pandas)
he must cool the food for the long time they travel..but with what? they hadnt a freezer!
THE SECOND JOKE:
all the couples of the animals had to make the different spezies ..
but the sex beetwenn the family, they childs ,the grand-childs and so on should make a whole spezies?—>incest beetween animals?
you know wat i mean?
THE THIRD TRICK:genesis
god creates day and night..
THE FIRST JOKE:
why are days and nights at the poles longer?
i think that god creates days and nights in a periodic time…but the time of days and nights changes..the become longer and even shorter
that are only some exampels for counter the bible…
its just a book who should guide you trough your live..but u didnt take this with a pinch of salt^^
greetz from Potsdam (close to Berlin), Germany..
The Bad Atheistic Guy^^
This whole “Intelligent Design” is total bullshit.
“Ohhhhh, everything is so beautiful and perfect..it must have been designed by god!”
You wouldn’t think so if you had lived about 3000 ago.
Because in these times live was hard, and living a perfect live was far harder than today.
Today you have your fancy house, which keeps you warm and dry, you just go to the supermarket and buy some food if you’re hungry.
But in the past people sufferd from cold and died in winter. Many children died short after birth or right in their mothers womb. And when you get into a thunderstorm you have only your clothes and , with a bit luck, a little hut which might stand the storm a while.
Live was not perfect, it was bloody hard! But the humans managed to change their lives, to make things easier.
And thats what I call Evolution!
YES, you sir are stupid in fact darwin never stated that people evolved from any form of monkeys but that humans and chimps shared similar ancestors.
You are stupid or what?, I thought that the people in EEUU wasn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t so fool, you are not a good example for EEUU. I hope this way of thinking disappear soon.
Spain.
I’ve alway noticed that people who don’t believe in evolution tend not to look, very evolved. Has anyone else noticed this?
Normally I wouldnt comment on this type of thing but I just needed to mention one thing.
“Actually, Specified Complexity is proven fact, and was discovered by the mathematician, philosopher and Christian: William Dembski.
I am afraid I don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t have time to explain his theory, but you can find an excellent explanation at the Discovery Institute, which was my main research source for this article.”
These are your exact words. Copied and pasted straight from your article so dont accuse me of twisting anything around. ANYWAY.
In all versions, definitions of the word:
THEORY =/= FACT.
And incase you failed Highschool Algebra =/= means DOES NOT EQUAL.
You disproved your whole arguement right there.
Aydoo~
Darwinism is true, Bible is wrong.
I’d just like to add that there is absolutely no evidence whatsoever that Darwin converted to Christianity on his deathbed. What’s more, Darwin was never explicitly Christian; in fact, many members of his family were Freethinkers. Whilst it may be true that Darwin was initially convinced of God’s existence by the teleological argument of William Paley, he soon began to question those beliefs when on board the HMS Beagle.
As well as this, Darwin’s daughter Henrietta – present at the death of her father – has stated that he did not – repeat, did not – convert to Christianity on his deathbed. But of course, anyone questioning the truth of this website is wasting their time, as it’s clearly a hoax and a very, very funny lampooning of the American Christian Right. Isn’t it…?
it wasnt sea turtles, it was actually fiches that proved his theory. most of the finches looked the same when put together but there were small differences EG finches who lived in a grassy part of the island had small curved beaks to get grass seeds out of the plants, but finches who lived in a place with nut trees had broad beaks for cracking nuts etc. if you think about it its like breeding pedigree dogs (which i think is wrong btw) the breeders choose the dogs with, say, the longest noses and breed these two dogs. the puppies will then have longer noses. its like this in nature but it would be that the animals with the best characteristics would be more likely to survive to an age where they can have children, it takes longer but its the same kind of thing. it makes sense if you have a brain!
who says god didnt want evolution to happen anyway???? why is it so hard to belive he might have wanted things to change once in a while? what about the great flood? maybe after destroying th world once to try and change it he decided it was less hassle all round if the change happened gradually.
you guys are outrageous!!
Firstly, and it’s a subtle point- Darwin was observing BIRDS. This lack of attention to detail is a nice example of your gung-ho approach to knowledge.
Secondly, don’t come up with an important sounding name, then fail to explain it- it makes you look like a pretentious fool, trying to hide your ill-informed rantings behind a veil of authenticity
Thirdly, The way to change someone’s opinion is to relate to them, not tell them from the outset “if you don’t agree with me you’ll burn in hell forever” That makes you sound, to a rational mind, a bit, well, mad.
At the very leat, you sound like you are scaremongering. Let god decide, since you are already in his good books so much. Why waste your time with “godless” soulds like mine?
Just for people unfamiliar with the way Dembski uses the phrase “Specified complexity” :
1. There is no way to calculate the chances of natural Darwinian-style evolution evolving us: there is not enough information. If we evolved by D-evolution, then the chance is 1. If not, then we will forever be incapable of computing the chance – hence we cannot say it is impossible.
2. Dembski’s calculations show how a simple smooth function (such as y = x?) cannot gain information, he therefore concludes that there must be a designer to obtain CSI. However, natural selection has a branching mapping from one to many (replication) followed by pruning mapping of the many back down to a few (selection). These increasing and reductional mappings were not modeled by Dembski. In other words, Dembski’s calculations do not model birth and death. This basic flaw in his modeling renders all of Dembski’s subsequent calculations and reasoning in No Free Lunch irrelevant because his basic model does not reflect reality. Since the basis of No Free Lunch relies on this flawed argument, the entire thesis of the book collapses.
Well, enough for now; I have to fight the Islamic beliefs as well, you know.
Menda (93) EEUU sounds like a noise a god-damn monkey would make and we sure ain’t no god-damned monkies.
Evolution is a scientific FACT!!!
Christianism is a MITHOLOGY
Mithology? That is a good thing, right?