Rush Limbaugh : True American Hero
Dear Friends
If somebody ever deserved the title: “True American Hero” it’s Rush Limbaugh! This great man has dedicated his life to bring the latest news and best possible conservative views to a large group of radio listeners. In fact he is since many years the number 1 radio talk show personality in America. The Rush Limbaugh Show reaches up to 20 million listeners a week on over 800 radio stations all over the country.
He is wildly entertaining with a sharp analytical mind and just an allround nice man. A hell of a guy so to speak. You just can’t help but like him instantly.
And yes, you guessed it, a man like this has of course also many liberal enemies. They claim that he would be lying and that he is a “drug junky” and they even used his own words to create a hateful mean song about him and claim he sang it! Listen to this: Rush Limbaugh’s I’m a Nazi. The liberals hate him so much because he exposes the liberal plot, the liberal lies and hatefulness.
Last week Rush was arrested on some “dug abuse charges”. I am sure all this is just some ultra leftwing conspiracy, because a guy like Rush would never take drugs! People who know him say the same. Why would he take drugs, my God? If somebody is taking drugs it’s those filthy liberals, I tell you what!
People, I urge you to pray for this Godly man and please listen to his show whenever you can.
Just in case you don’t know Rush Limbaugh, here are some of his famous quotes (you’ll see he has an amazing sense of humor):
-On homosexuality: “When a gay person turns his back on you, it’s anything but an insult – it’s an invitation. The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit.
-On the homeless: “One of the things I want to do before I die is conduct the Homeless Olympics. The 10-meter Shopping Cart Relay, the Dumpster Dig, and the Hop, Skip and Trip.
-On NAFTA: “If we are going to start rewarding no skills and stupid people–I’m serious, let the unskilled jobs, let the kinds of jobs that take absolutely no knowledge whatsoever to do–let stupid and unskilled Mexicans do that work.”
-On Native Americans: “There are more American Indians alive today than there were when Columbus arrived or at any other time in history. Does this sound like a record of Genocide?”
-On feminism: “Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream. Women were doing quite well in this country before feminism came along.”
-On “feminazis”: “Militant feminists are pro-choice because it’s their ultimate avenue of power over men… It is their attempt to impose their will on the rest of society, particularly on men.”
-On corporate layoffs: “Why is it that whenever a corporation fires workers, it’s never speculated that the workers might have deserved it?”
-On Kurt Cobain: “Kurt Cobain was, ladies and gentleman, was a worthless shred of human debris.”
-Speculating as to how a Mexican won the New York marathon: “An immigration agent chased him for the last 10 miles.”
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It is apparent that he would be – sooner or later – the victim of a conspiracy to discredit him. I suppose the influence he was starting to acquire in his crusade for truth and freedom and the major contributions he was making towards waking the country from the liberal slumber scared the enemy within. After all, much of the supposedly independent judicial and executive branches have by now been undermined in order to further the demise of our great and proud nation. The american people should rise up in anger over this newest evidence of the commie conspiracy, but the disableing grip the liberal media has over the country succesfully attempted to silence one of the last crusaders for God, Fatherland and George W. Bush.
Shelley, please keep up your work for truth and liberty. Another voice silenced is another step down the road to the subhuman life of the rest of the world.
hah! I’m opposed to everything this site says, but I gotta admit, that one limbaugh quote is hilarious.
“Speculating as to how a Mexican won the New York marathon: ‘An
immigration agent chased him for the last 10 miles.’”
And my favorite Rush Limbaugh quote: “I need to tell you today that part of what you have heard and read is correct. I am addicted to prescription pain medication.”
So even he admited he was on drugs, why can’t you get it through your thick skull that he was?
Also, why did you decide to post the most disrespectful quotes? Trashing on homeless people? Real classy. Trashing on a mexican legally in the country to run the marathon? Again, a real class act. Lying about the Native American population? He must be a real good person. Intolerant of homosexuals? You know what they say, gay bashing is usually jsut a cover up for your own latent homosexuality. Rush Limbaugh gay? Could be. After all, he was a drug addict.
And anyone who speaks so poorly about Kurt Cobain should be taken out back and shot. But I’ll excuse it this time since Rush was probably on drugs at the time. Don’t say he wasn’t, he admitted it, remember?
Get a life Shelley! Wake up and smell the roses! He was caught using drugs. Comments are totally off the wall, why be that mean? Go find a certifed thearpist and work your issues out.
Rush Limbaugh is a great man!
He is very entertaining and he does not take everything soooo damn serious!
I like him a lot and I am glad you like him too, sister!
Hi from phoenix!!
Caren
“Last week Rush was arrested on some “dug abuse charges”. I am sure all this is just some ultra leftwing conspiracy, because a guy like Rush would never take drugs! People who know him say the same. Why would he take drugs, my God? If somebody is taking drugs it’s those filthy liberals, I tell you what!”
Youe joking right. How far from reality can you get? Liber conspiracy? I am a liberal. We have no power. We have no organization. I wish I could say “Yeah we are so powerful we can’t plant drugs into the blood stream of conservative talk show hosts.” I WISH we were that powerful.
So it seems that so much of your site and your opinions seem to be founded in your deep spiritual beliefs in Christianity. Having said that, why do you find the quotes of Rush so admirable when every single one was Racist, Sexist, demeaning to to poor or just plain ignorant.
The best thing I can say about your site is it seething pit of burning lies, running a liberal commie linux server.
AND YES, Rush Limbaugh abuses painkillers. I hope he gets locked up.
Hello Shelly, Ma’am
First off, before you delete this message, I’d like you to hear me out on something. I’m only 17 years old Miss Goodman. I was drawn to your site by your “liberal attack site” Digg.com over a few (very much false) comments made by Triston about Linux, which I’m using as I’m typing this email to you. I wasn’t expecting something that has pretty much changed my life in the course of ten minutes reading a blog.
Your blog, or filth as I like to call it, is a pollution of this country. You are narrow minded, ignorant, quick to defend your views with God and your Bible, and even swifter in making yourself seem uneducated and very much unamerican. It is people like you, if I may say, that are holding this country back. I can see that now, because I’ve seen the hate you put out towards anything different. I see now that Republicans, just like you miss, are just scared of the future and ignorant to anything outside their own views.
As for the Linux topic. . . well, let’s just say your “Microsoft Certified” Triston clearly, has no mind and should not be weilding a Microsoft Certificate in her defense. For one, my baby brother is now qualified to receive one of their Certificates. Linux is not “Russian”, I might add. In fact, if you weren’t too ignorant to use the internet, you could have easily found out that Linux is not a command line operating system, nor even from a communist country. No, miss Goodman, Linux was written here. . . in your beloved United States of America. Only one peice was written in Finland, which isn’t communist last I checked.
So, here’s how you changed my life. I hope I changed yours.
-Jeremiah (http://parix.wordpress.com)
This man lies constantly and he defended Bush’s slashing of free luches for kids in school by saying “aaa folks we can not have it both ways complaining about obesity with kids and then not want to cut their lunches.” The man is nothing but a Bush-bot. It wouldn’t matter if Bush were on TV eating babies he would say “this is brilliant folks.”
This blog makes even Rush cry.
Rush Limbaugh is misoginous, one-track-mind right extremist. Just look at what he said over the years to get a taste of the intolerance and the hate.
Jeremiah said…
Hello Shelly, Ma’am
First off, before you delete this message, I’d like you to hear me out on something. I’m only 17 years old Miss Goodman.
Sorry, but I am not a “Miss” anymore. Married and all that..So don’t get your hopes up.
Regards,
Shelley
Dear Shelley
Now my friends and I are on to you and your fabulous games! Come clean or we will do it for you?
Now now… i bet you are
1. probably a guy (but i could be wrong)
2. a university student
3. At a prestigious university like NYU or Berkley
4. a dirty liberal
As a fellow dirty liberal, I commend your ridiculously hillarious and sharp sense of humor and wit. I hope you come clean and dont make me try to substantiate my allegations
Lots of Laughs,
JT
PS i wasn’t sure at first… but the second linux article convinced me. really, you were trying too hard, and that made it kind of obvious that it is all just very witty satire
Some of my friends and I are having a little discussion on whether or not you’re for real.
We all seem to agree upon your statements being hilarious and way over the top. And because of that, some of us think this whole site is one big parody. Some others (including me) however think you’re dead-serious.
So, the question I’d like to ask you is simple: are you for real?
If I’m wrong about the nature of this blog, then there’s only one conclusion possible: you’re absolutely brilliant..!
walter, thanks for your comment. and: YES. I am serious. There is nothing to joke about when America’s future is threatened!
God bless you.
Shelley
Good Christians don’t discriminate.
-John
All weeds will grow back if you leave the soil alone long enough.
Great blog. I can’t stop reading it.
this is sick… you should be put under anesthestetics
*COUGH* FASCIST…
Please note I’m british, and I’m a network technitian using Linux and Mac OS, becuase my experiance shows they are far superiour to windows. You posted examples are customized versions that make them look pretty poor tbh.
I was tempted to rant at you, but I thought ‘umm…. no.’
I was thinking of taking the micky, but I thought ‘umm…. no.’
I considered writing a joke about hacking your website as you read this etc… but I thought ‘umm…. no.’
So instead I’ll hit you with what to me seems like the most damaging statement I can think of:
You are the american dream- which has long since become an alternative name for American Idiot.
You are the reason why all the intellegent americans wish they were born in another country.
America is not the center of the universe, it’s just got more nukes than everyone else.
America is the playground bully.
Shelley:
I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥d like to take this opportunity to say how delighted I am that your blog has got back on track with this latest column. Your recent musings on Linux v Windows have been interesting enough, and have certainly succeeded in attracting attention to your site, but the time has come to return to your core message.
You need to remember that any discussion with computer nerds is going to be a losing battle, however right you may be, as you have to split your time between your work here, as well as family, friends and other outside interests. The computer community on the other hand are unencumbered by such social niceties and can spend inordinate amounts of time arguing the toss over the most trivial matters. These are obsessive, godless people, who would only take interest in the second coming of our Lord and saviour if he did so in the form of seven-from-nine.
I shall read the thoughts of Rush with interest. Keep up the good work.
K-S
My blood boils when I read this. What a lame defence you had on Jeremiah. He is so right and the only think you can say is “I’m married so don’t call me Ma’am”? Why don’t you react on what cole had to say about your drug using friend? Yes I am a european, and yes I use linux and ooh I’m living in finland (for the moment, i’m belgian) and it’s not communist at all, they have a female president and most of all YES you are even dumber then I thought you where!
“1. probably a guy (but i could be wrong)
2. a university student
3. At a prestigious university like NYU or Berkley
4. a dirty liberal”
None of this is true. If you want the “satire” you liberal types so deeply crave there are any number of fake or “troll” sites whose sole purpose is to mock the values on which our Nation has been built.
I wont mention their names, because they are not funny; I am sure you liberals who pride yourself on your knowledge of Google will be able to find them. Once you find them, please stay there!
Tristan
Volrath said…
My blood boils when I read this. What a lame defence you had on Jeremiah. He is so right and the only think you can say is “I’m married so don’t call me Ma’am”? ….
Thursday, May 04, 2006 5:17:02 AM
Well, you are wrong there. He called me “Miss” and that is wrong. He also called me “Ma’am” and that is correct so I did not mention it.
Any questions?
Shelley
The comments about this site make me despair about the intelligence/sanity of most of the internet users in the US and Europe too.
Before you get too worked up about the site, sit back, have a splif and read it all again.
You’re website is great! Shelly, have you read ‘Mother Night’ by the filty liberal write Kurt Vonnegut? The hero of that book is Howard Campbell. You reminded me of him very much. During WW2 Campbell is American playwright in Germany who agrees to secretly work for the CIA and become a Nazi propagandist so he can secretly spy for the Allies instead. In his job for teh Nazi’s he is forced to produce propaganda but he exaggerates it to the extreme figuring it is so ludicrous that no one will take them seriously. He is mistaken. He was a hero though, too bad he commits suicide. Please, please don’t do that!
Dear Shelley.
You say things are anti-american and Rush Limbaugh is a hero?
You must then agree with his view that people who want to live life to it’s full extent, like gay’s and lesbians should live somewhere else then in the good ole US of A.
You say Linux is bad and it’s a communism invention and uses by terrorist.
I only hope one day you meet your match, an Icelander that goes by the name of Jon Frimann (http://www.jonfr.com).
He is the opposite of you and well, I’ll bet everything that you would lose a debate with him.
About you I can only hope that someone in you family finds it in his/her heart to commit you to a hospital since your views are not only anti-human, but you seem to think that the US are the middle of the world.
I just hope you take your pills and stop this insanity before you are completly thought of as a total idiot.
Tristan wrote:
“troll” sites whose sole purpose is to mock the values on which our Nation has been built.
However mocking the entire europe with false statements is somehow ok?
And homophobic articles with propoganda are suitable? acknowledge that nobody makes the dicision on what sex they are attracted to. It’s nothing less than rasism, and no different than harrasing people by the color of their skin.
You may find it easy to critize everybody else, but it’s not fun when the finger is pointing at you, is it? You guys are such untolerant minipulating sociopaths.
love from norway ;-)
great site! judging by the amount of whining liberals moaning about it, i think your points hit home. we need more people like you in this filthy liberal britain i live in.
Excellent Blog, Shelly! Here’s to Rush and the hopes that he will have many more years on the radio! Your views on Rush and Linux are top-notch, and I will keep reading.
Racism, European and Non-American bashing, self-declared possessor of good morals and values. Well, nothing new from America. And you’re only 28 !!! I just feel pity for you.
You pretend you can speak neither French nor English. Well, try !! Other people learn English. There’s nothing wrong or ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?liberal?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? to learn another language: it’s just an evidence of open-mindedness and tolerance, a thing you don’t seem to have.
Poor Shelley, you’re ridiculous. Nothing is worse than those who want to make others’ happiness against the latters’ consent. Nothing is more absurd than people claiming to know what God’s will is. Is He talking to you ? How lucky you are !!
Have you ever thought about the fact that your behaviour, your certainties and comptent are why so many people on Earth can just not stand America ?
Thankfully, generous and tolerant people still represent the majority of the USA. Let’s hope it lasts.
A French that loves America
Shelley said…
Well, you are wrong there. He called me “Miss” and that is wrong. He also called me “Ma’am” and that is correct so I did not mention it.
Any questions?
Shelley
Still you haven’t answered my question…
Before you start calling someone a godly man I’d ask you to apply one of the first tests.
“Ye shall know them by their fruits.” “A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.” Matthew 7:16,18
So then how do we judge a person by their fruits?
“To the law and to the testimony: if they speak not according to this word, it is because there is no light in them.” Isaiah 8:20
Let us go to the law then and see what that has to say.
“Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth:
Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;
And showing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.
Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord they God in vain; for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.
Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days thou shalt labour, and do all thy work: But the seventh day is the sabbath of the Lord thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates: For in six days the Lord made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the Lord blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it.
Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the Lord thy God giveth thee.
Thou shalt not kill.
Thou shalt not commit adultery.
Thou shalt not steal.
Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s wife, nor hiss manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor an thing that is thy neighbour’s.” Exodus 20:3-17
So then does Mr. Limbaugh go according to the law? Let us check the first commandment.
“Thou shalt have no other gods before me.” This means nothing is to be higher than the Lord, not sports, not computers, not your wife, not your job, nothing they are to all come after your Lord does in your life.
The second commandment perhaps don’t know if Mr. Limbaugh makes anything.
How about the third?
“Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain;” This can be referred to any irreverence of the Lords name for when it is spoken it should be with awe and humility, but else does Christ have to say on this? “Bet let your communication be, Yea, yea; Nay, nay: for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil.” Matthew 5:37
Any swearing is prohibited you should be clear with your answers and your words. No profanity or guile should come from your lips even the so called “mild” swear words are a sin.
“Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work: But the seventh day is the sabbath of the Lord thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates:” This not only means that Saturday the seventh day of the week is to be kept but that your family and your employees as long as they are under your roof are to not labour as well but are to keep the sabbath holy.
“Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the Lord thy God giveth thee.” This means to not only honour them but to love them, obey them, care for them in their old age.
“Thou shalt not kill.” That’s pretty straight foreward.
“Thou shalt not commit adultery.” To further consult the bounds of this commandment lookup Leviticus 18 please. Also to look for Christs comments, “That whosever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.” Matthew 5:28
Any sexual desires that are not right in the first place go under this category to even be thinking about is not only tempting yourself but not putting the sin immedately in check before it is commited.
“Thou shalt not steal.” This does not only apply to burglars but to salesmen who deal dishonestly with customers who then charge more than they aught to or get the money by some other fraudulent means which may or may not be legal.
“Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.” This means no lies period, any deception either direct or indirect, impilied or not impilied is sin. The truth must be kept and told at all times.
“Thou shalt not covet” Let us just stop with the first words there the rest is just a list of certain things, this is in reguard to all unholy wants such as that of money, power, sexual desire, or any other want without these wants most sin is not appealing but disgusting instead.
Now apply this to all you would like to call godly from now on and you should be fine. Now all have sinned and come short of the glory of God. I’m not saying there are not godly men that have sinned out there but when you persist in sin you are a slave to Satan and are not free in Christ. For which of these two is your master will show in your life, if Satan than you will show a hatred for the law by not obeying it, if Christ you will be humble, meek, repentant, and constantly seeking Christs likeness in yourself.
Being godly does not apply to which country you are from or who is your father for Christ was of the tribe of Judah, an Isrealite, Moses was one of the descendants of Levi. Luther was German, Nebuchadnezzer was a Bablyon but he recognized who the Most High was. So I don’t want to hear how just because you are a “partriot” that you are now godly, if anything far from it. America is one of the most diseased nations in that she lusts after the treasures of this world which “moth and rust doth corrupt”. And where young people disrespect their parents and earlier generations before them. Asia and Africa do not have these problems as far as I know. If anything they are far better than we americans with this disease of pleasure loving for it is most deadly and created by the adversary himself.
If you want America to be a great country pray it will yield itself to the Most High God in humility and repentance and that it will do nothing but the will of God. But this country is as the “seed among the thorns”. For our love of money, pleasure, and power choke the word of God every day in our lives.
What is wrong with you Shelly?
Shelley, you are my hero.
So much fun, so much joy reading this site.
This is sarcasm taken to new highs, keep up the good work!
Shelley,
I can tell from this you love jokes:
What is the difference between yoghurt and the USA?
Left for long enough yoghurt will form a culture!
Am I the only one who don’t find the quote about gay offensive? It’s just funny… this despite me being homosexual.
I don’t find the homeless quote that offensive either, but I guess they might, I haven’t been homeless.
“let stupid and unskilled Mexicans do that work.”
u ever noticed tha GWB is a mexican?
btw: Visit my Website and u will see how stupid we germans are exactly ;)
Well, mocking the homeless is the best Christian behaviour, it’s written in “Mein Kampf”…