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Oral Sex : Moral Decay

Article by: Lisa Goodman (another great member of the Goodman family)

*** Warning: Some of the images in this article might be offensive to you. ***

Dear Readers
Surely I don’t have to explain to you what Oral Sex is. Everybody knows it, right? But I bet that not everybody is aware of the high risks of unbridled oral “sexual pleasure”. This article attempts to accomplish just that.

In the early 90s the media began to show more and more sex and erotic. Music videos were hard to distinguish from actual porn videos, there was more and more sexual perversion to see on television and also the print media produced a huge load of disgusting material.
Thanks to liberal judges this scary trend was never stopped. In todays America 55% of teen between the age of 13 and 16 have had oral sex and 95% of teens and young adults between the age of 16 and 22 have had oral sex (33% even with the same sex – which can be explained with the unusually high rate of homosexuality due to immigrants from Europe).


Guilty as charged : The liberal media forced a change on America. The moral decay began.

The liberal government under Clinton stole America the remaining decency. This terrible “role model” had oral sex with Monika Lewinsky in the oval office (now often referred to as “oral office). Honest upstanding republican politicians thankfully have been able to restrict and impeach him. I hope America learned something from that terrible episode. Liberals are morally just not fit to lead the nation. As you can see on the map below, oral sex is only still illegal in a couple of good and God fearing states (marked yellow). All the rest of open prey for sexual deviants.


Liberal lifestyle choices: Destructive and Disgusting


The American battlefield : Invitation to sexual perversion.

The consequences of the destructive liberal politics are alarming rates of sexual transmitted deceases:

  • Aids: In some parts of the country: men: 22% / women: 17%
  • Herpes: In some parts of the country: men 11% / women 33%
  • Other sometimes deadly deceases: men 5% / women 11%


The Devil’s plan : “And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him!”

What is the solution to the problem? In one word: Abstinence! There is no way around it. Good Christian Teenagers have found a way to preserve their livelihood and wait with sex until marriage. It is your duty as a parent to urge every teen you know to follow their example.


Modern day role models : Nick and Lisa are waiting to consummate their passion in their wedding night. Until then abstinence preserves their health.

But what if you already made the mistake and had oral sex? The only way then is to to study the Holy Book and turn to God. Put you faith in Jesus! His mercy will lead you the way through this difficult time.


The ultimate Truth: The Bible holds all the wisdom you need.

Thank you for reading my article,
Lisa Goodman

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  1. Markb April 27th, 2006 8:22 PM

    Guess What. Your kind sicken me.

    Yes I agree that abstinence is preferred, but even during the victorian era, there were people who were not abstinent.

    Want proof that your distorted views are ruining our country? this month’s Glamour magazine has an expose how the right wingers *(and idiots that think bush is actually running our country) have destroyed our health care system

    See this link at wnyc.org http://www.wnyc.org/shows/lopate/episodes/2006/04/27
    and download this mp3 and listen to the damned experts.

    Signed : Someone who is MAD as hell and is NOT gonna take it..
    sigh.
    Where are you when we need you Paddy Chayefsky …(who?!) http://www.us.imdb.com/title/tt0074958/

    And by the way, you’ll note I’m not anonymous, and I actually welcome comments. AND I’m Not afraid to post UNMODERATED you dip.

    See my 2006 predictions here: http://markbnj.blogspot.com/2006/04/prognostication-2006-predictions.html

  2. Sgore April 27th, 2006 8:35 PM

    I’m Not entirely sure where you’re find your statistics. With such statistics the majority of the people at my school would have participated in the activities listed, yet none I know have.

  3. Oxis April 28th, 2006 12:06 AM

    Speaking of abstinence, here is a quite interesting article : governmental online abstinence programs.

  4. Anonymous April 28th, 2006 1:43 AM

    Today, I’m agree whith you…

  5. Anonymous April 28th, 2006 1:51 AM

    Actualy just not having “sex” is not a way to be sure to not have an unhealthy sexually transfearing sickness in your blood, everything from toiletseats to blood splatter can transfer many of the more horrible diceases, So nick might be in for a realy nasty suprise on his wedding day.

    Aiding this further, condoms is a great EUROPEAN invention that has been manufactured since 1657, but people in europe (that know what a condom are) have been using protection against sexuall illness since long beforce jesus even came along..

    My two cents.

    Linux user, nole sysop [at] mean.se

  6. Anonymous April 28th, 2006 2:06 AM

    Abstinence is the more agressive solution, but not the best. The young people and also have the right to enjoy practicing sex, and on of the most satisfactory forms of sex is the oral. It gives a big pleasure to the couple.

    And in relative to the illness, if you use preservatives, you won’t be contagied by some illness.

    Sex and all kind of sex, is one of the best things and natural things.

  7. Anonymous April 28th, 2006 2:42 AM

    Homosexuality is due to immigration from Europe? You homophobic twit.

    So which parts of Europe are gay then and how are they ensuring people have oral sex with members of their own sex?

    I can imagine you typing away on your computer thinking “I’ll just make this up, no one will notice”.

  8. Anonymous April 28th, 2006 3:04 AM

    Too bad, really, that these poor young and healthy people are going to marry, have sex, and loose their blessed livelyhood…

    I hope you realize that, as well as you’d like to eradicate all the homosexuals, atheists, socialists, liberals, non-abstinent people, European, and so on, you totally are a minority… so, guess what? You people are the deviants.

  9. Anonymous April 28th, 2006 3:13 AM

    Please be careful. You’re making it a little too obvious.

    I know it’s hard but keep going. You can do it.

  10. alphoenix April 28th, 2006 3:23 AM

    Sex is the best thing in the world. Oral, anal or “normal” are a way among other to have great sex ! And abstinence isn’t a good solution. They are preservatives. And, I’m from France, and I can assure you I love women and there is a lot of men in my case.

  11. Anonymous April 28th, 2006 3:26 AM

    Hey, isn’t the whole of the united states populated by European immigrants? (Because you yourselves always tend to forget that there were inhabitants before Columbus…) and gayness was extremely cultivated ion the East- and West coast. But anyhow, please give some arguments and facts with your rants, because this makes you a very sad and pityful woman. Why don’t you check your facts and see that there is a more direct link between strict sexual morale (no sex education on schools except the advice to stay abstinent) and venereal diseases and teen pregnancies? Here in Europe we do have a loose attitude about sexuality because it is a very humane thing and the only real prevention of kids producing kids is to educate them, enlightened that is, not by trying to use a god to educate them. take responsability yourselves.
    Frigid wasp

  12. Rick Kanyan April 28th, 2006 3:38 AM

    I agree once again Shelley!
    You are a true moral authority!
    We need more people like you.
    The whole sex hype is just sick. Teens must not have oral sex at all. Together we must work to stop this.
    Thanks again. You are a great Republican and right now I am very proud to be American!!!

  13. Ron April 28th, 2006 4:05 AM

    All white Americans are European immigrants, I can’t beleive you people are so very short-sighted and try to cover that up with the Holy Bible.

    Anyway, young children shouldn’t have sex anyway and the reason for this problem being so much bigger in the US than overhere in Europe is because of our liberal approach to sex and (more importantly) sex education.

  14. Robert April 28th, 2006 4:36 AM

    Hello.

    I would like to point out that parental oppression of a kids sexual impulses without an education on sex can lead to issues down the road. I personaly belive that a person will be much more likely to abstain from or to have safe sex when properly educated, rather than having a bible thrown at them. Also, our gay and lesbian brethren are excellent people, and all the anti-gay religious material comes from the old testament. If you really wamt to take the bible literaly, then perhaps we should have slaves and women should not be allowed to talk. Fortunately, we have moved past those days, and can now enjoy a fairly equal society. Freedom is one of our greatest ideals, everyone should be able to enjoy it.

  15. Anonymous April 28th, 2006 5:31 AM

    Amen!

    I would like to point out that abstinence must not only be practiced until marriage. You, Americans, the inhabitants of the most important country in the world, must give example… don’t have sex ever. And don’t use evil assisted reproduction procedures. In some decades time, you will all die (for natural causes or because you kill each other -what a good invention the NRA) and no newborn Americans will keep threatening world peace.

    Now speaking seriously: you should have sex more often… then you would calm down and stop saying such stupidities. I sincerely hope not all Americans are like you.

  16. Gralgrathor April 28th, 2006 6:43 AM

    I just have *got* to ask this;

    Is this site for real? I mean, it says on the front page that you’ve been doing this for almost half a year: seems a bit long for a practical joke. Which leads me to believe that the articles on this websites and some of the comments might portray *actual* opinions, by *actual* people.

    Can this be?

  17. Diego A Puertas F April 28th, 2006 8:08 AM

    Oral sex rules!

  18. Anonymous April 28th, 2006 9:25 AM

    Seriously, I am really disturbed. I am a strong Christian, conservative morality, and student minister. What I read here, is utterly disturbing. Yes abstinence is the way, but your methods, your constant attacks on “liberals”, not sharing the love of Christ, but hate and hatelanguage, it’s just not biblical. I spend years trying to get people to look past the stereotypical worldview of Christians, to find the realism underneath, then I stumble on this site, and I see the very thing I’m working against in full view. do you realize how many people you turn AWAY from God each day with this kind of writing and attitude? I’d really prefer to speak with you on this personally. You can email me at Jesuspunk@iname.com.

    A Concerned Christian.
    .tim.

  19. Anonymous April 28th, 2006 10:21 AM

    I agree liberal media is distroying Americas youth. Liberals in this country have wrought some of the greatest horrors on this nation like giving Indians land, abolishing slavery, and allowing women to vote! I am so surprised that in my area teen pregnancy has dropped so much over the last couple of years… but then again that is becuase most teens in my area now only have Oral Sex and are saving thier virtues for marriage.

  20. saf509 April 28th, 2006 11:16 AM

    Thanks for another entertaining and ‘good’information and facts article. It makes me smile.

  21. Anonymous April 28th, 2006 12:23 PM

    There is another way to prevent those illness, it’s called hygiene.

  22. Anonymous April 28th, 2006 12:33 PM

    Euh… This Nick on the photo looks pretty gay to me. Poor Lisa!

  23. Anonymous April 28th, 2006 2:40 PM

    I’d like to apologize on behalf of all liberals. We invented sex and clearly should never have let conservatives in on it.

    God should probably destroy the planet. The embodied entities all have procreative drives and there’s nothing to be done about it.

  24. Anonymous April 28th, 2006 3:49 PM

    You know, I might believe the whole abstinence only program being a good idea if the bible belt didn’t have the highest teen pregnancy rate of the entire county.

    “If God had meant for humans to think we would have been given brains.”

  25. Anonymous April 28th, 2006 4:40 PM

    PLEASE SHELLEY, GET REAL.

    I ALSO STAND FOR SEX AFTER MARRIAGE, BUT HELL!
    SORRY IF I SOUND A LITTLE RASIST, BUT THERE SEEMS TO BE NO OTHER WAY TO EXPLAIN IT TO THIS ARROGANT WOMAN.

    YOU ARE WHITE.
    WHITE PEOPLE ORIGINALLY CAME FROM EUROPE.
    THE FIRST WHITE IMMIGRANTS CAME FROM COUNTRIES LIKE LIBERAL ENGLAND, FRANCE, SPAIN, MAFIA ITALY, FACIST GERMANY.. ECT.

    YOU LIVE IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

    BEFORE YOUR FOREFATHERS LANDED ON THE COAST OF YOUR GLORIOUS COUNTY, THERE LIVED OTHE INHABITANTS ON YOUR SOIL.
    THEY WHERE CALLED NATIVE AMERICANS.
    AFTER YOU LANDED THERE AND KILLED MOST OF THEM HEARTLESSLY, YOU BROUGHT IN SLAVES FROM AFRICA.
    TODAY THEY ARE KNOWN AS AFRICAN AMERICANS, HENCE THE AFRICAN HERITAGE.

    YOU ARE NEITHER OF THESE ETHNIC GROUPS.
    YOU ARE A WHITE AMERICAN.
    THUS EUROPEAN BLOOD FLOWS THROUGH YOUR VEINS.

    THE SAME GAY, LESBIAN, PERVERT BLOOD FOUND IN YOUR IMAGE OF EUROPE.

    I CONSIDER IT A INSULT IF YOU CARELESSLY MOCK MY HERITAGE. I AM PROUD OF MY EUROPEAN HERITAGE.
    EUROPE IS A WONDERFUL CONTINENT (,YES IT IS A CONTINENT, NOT A COUNTRY) FILLED WITH A COLLECTION OF THE MOST DIVERSE AND GRAND CULTURES TO EXIST ON OUR PLANET.

    I AM A SOUTH AFRICAN, MY FOREFATHERS WHERE ALSO IMIGRANTS.(JUST LIKE YOURS).

    PLEASE STOP INSULTING AND MOCKING EUROPE, BECAUSE YOU ARE INSULTING ME TOO.
    AND I DON’T LIKE IT.

    EWALD.

    PS:AMERICA IS NOT THE ONLY SUPERPOWER ON THIS PLANET.
    EVEN IF YOU DO LIKE TO THINK SO.

  26. Trevor April 28th, 2006 6:55 PM

    Markb, you are going to take Glamour magazine as truth? Are you kidding? Sex is their agenda, of course they are against the abstinence idea. They fooled you.

  27. Igor April 28th, 2006 7:52 PM

    God might say the other way but the nature would surely like to say that you should not procreate. Abstinence is the best thing for you believe me. Either that or Darwin Award — you certainly earned one.

  28. Tim April 28th, 2006 11:05 PM

    Oral sex is mentioned in the Bible?

  29. Anonymous April 29th, 2006 2:39 AM

    Dear Shelley here’s a short question.
    What is worse ? having oral sex with an intern and then denying it or fighting Irak because of weapons of mass destruction that were never foud ?
    Best regards
    (by the way i’m half french half german so you can have a run with your european bashing)

  30. JD April 29th, 2006 3:49 PM

    Actually, the Republican/Bush supported “abstain until marriage” teachings and all that asbtainment teaching caused the rise in oral and anal sex among teens. Odd that, right?

  31. Anonymous April 29th, 2006 5:01 PM

    What does Europe have in common with homosexuality? I’m from Europe and have never ever seen a homosexual pair.

  32. Carla April 29th, 2006 6:07 PM

    Oh, goodness . . after reading all the vitriolic comments here, I’ve almost lost track of what was actually being talked about.

    Oh, yeah, they’re calling us stupid again. Free speech is something they’ll fight for with they’re last breath until it’s one of us expressing what we believe to be true. If we attacked a homosexual or a mexican/american with the anything like the vitriol I hear above, we’d be called unchristian.

    Once upon a time, oral sex seemed like a compromise that would make a guy happy without making me pregnant. It was a crutch. I’m not very good with people, but I knew one thing that would always make a guy happy. My willingness to do that destroyed my ability to relate to men in healthy ways, like talking to them about how I feel and who I am and things I’d like to talk about if I had the courage. Sex is so easy. It’s too easy. Yeah, it feels pretty good, or at least it did once. Now, though, years upon years upon years alone . . . they don’t feel so good. I wish I’d learned things in the right order the first time, so I didn’t have to go back and have to learn, with the help of my secular psychologist, how to force myself to relate to a man, without just taking the shortcuts I learned to take as a teenager, like quick sex.

  33. HM2 Viking April 29th, 2006 10:50 PM

    Where to start…..Oral Sex is not going to be the ruination of America. I ead your post and I think it is full of hatred towards anyone of color; not born in America; or anyone who is not a white protestant christian. I sincerely hope that one day you will find it i your heart to love all your neighbors as yourself.

  34. Shelley April 30th, 2006 4:02 AM

    Friends
    I just received this comment:

    hi shelley,
    u should try:
    oral sex
    anal sex
    getting pissed or anything else thats fun you should not be surprised if you are unsatiesfied, when you are not even trying to live.

    This is what we are dealing with! This is what liberals are! They don’t have any morals. They are truly disgusting to the core.
    I am shocked.

    Shelley

  35. Anonymous April 30th, 2006 9:36 AM

    >33% even with the same sex – what can be explained with the ununsual high rate of homosexuality due to immigrants from Europe

    lol @ blaming europeans for people in america being homosexual… not that theres anything wrong with it ;)

    >As you can see on the map below, oral sex is only still illegal in a couple of good and God fearing states

    Is it really illegal in some places of the world? Crazy!

    It seems you (and a few other people on this site) seem to have a problem accepting people for who they are – if they aren’t affecting you personally, why should you care? I’m sure they find you just as annoying as you find them… you can’t force your morals and beliefs onto somebody just because you think they are correct…

  36. Black Sharne April 30th, 2006 5:15 PM

    Hahaha! You’re absolutely incredible^^

    You comfort all the cliches that us, disgusting european, have about you, american.

    This is fucking hilarious in a way.

    In other way, regarding that America is one of the most powerful nation of the world, I’m getting seriously anxious.

    I hope the “rest of the world” will remain safe from all that wrongness.

    You’re frightening. Intolerant, homophobic, rascist and narrow-minded, full of hatred… That’s what you are. Blind.

    It makes me sad & sick.

  37. Anonymous April 30th, 2006 5:34 PM

    Shelly,

    Does that mean that when I give my husband oral sex that I am commiting a sin?

  38. Atama April 30th, 2006 5:34 PM

    I admire your courage to go against quite a large number of minds. In what you say, there is at least some truth : Not having sex, oral or whatever it may be, helps prevent diseases.

    However, I’d like to draw your attention on the fact that the figures you gave in this article may be misunderstood or alleged null by anyone sound.

    Because they could say you deliberately put in the figures of the worst parts of the country, say, an area crowded with strangers, or even a single hotel.
    Also those figures do not make clear the link with oral sex. Well, at least AIDS is not likely to be tranmitted during oral sex. And I am sad you do not discriminate sexual Herpes from the bening form.

    thank you for your effort. It is sad it is lost for so many souls.

    Atama
    PS : I cannot quite grasp if yourself are a democrat trying to be funny on the 2nd degree. Nonetheless.
    PPS: Pardon my spelling, after all, english is no mothertongue to me.

  39. Anonymous April 30th, 2006 11:02 PM

    “Yes I agree that abstinence is preferred, but even during the victorian era, there were people who were not abstinent.”

    This is true… there were people who were not abstinent all throughout history… I assume that if that was not the case the Bible would not contain so many condemnations of sexual sin.

    However, just because we desire something doesn’t mean we should indulge. We condemn smoking and drug use because, while they feel good, they cause great harm to the body. Is it not just as personal a decision to smoke or use drugs as it is to have sex with whoever, wherever, and whenever we want? One may argue, “that is different… second hand smoke, crime associated with drugs, etc”. Is it? What about the person who gets HIV because the American Red Cross messed up in testing the blood for a transfusion? What about the person who gets an STD from an unfaithful spouse? Leave the diseases aside, what about the children of a marriage broken by unfaithfulness? Is that still a decision that doesn’t affect anyone else? Why is it that it’s ok to condemn drug use but not encourage abstinence? Perhaps we should say, “we can’t stop kids from smoking… let’s hand out extra filtered cigarettes and promote ’safe smoking’”.

  40. Shelley May 1st, 2006 1:13 AM

    Anonymous said…
    Shelly,

    Does that mean that when I give my husband oral sex that I am commiting a sin?

    Sunday, April 30, 2006 5:34:35 PM

    In one word: YES. Don’t do it, it’s disgusting.

    Shelley

  41. Anonymous May 1st, 2006 4:11 AM

    HI, I am not american but I think it is a shame that in america people can’t do what they want in their sexual life. You can be a good personn and love some deviant art a erotism. And as you love to say God will forgive you in is big generosity…

  42. Anonymous May 1st, 2006 5:01 AM

    What’s your matter with sex?
    If God didn’t want us to have good times, he would’ve made us like plants, I mean Budding reproduction.
    And I don’t speak of your homophobics commentaries… Time to evolve… Is that the ideas of the older democracy in the world?

  43. Anonymous May 1st, 2006 6:39 AM

    Bless. If your right, I’m doomed to hell. I really feel sorry for you Shelley and your oppressive friends.
    I practise safe sex since I was 16. I’m English and I enjoy it. I’ve never had any STDs. Condoms block 99% of STDs.

    How dare you expect people to do as you say? I do not care if you have an opinion. That is fine. But to start bossing people around to do as you say?
    You strike me as a socially retarded egotistical maniac, and I hope nobody follows your example.

    Did you know George Bush practises Oral Sex?
    Did you know Oral Sex is the safest form of sex?
    What is alarming is that despite the numerous people like me who keep trying to correct you, you carry on. Blissfully unaware of your ignorance.

    Homosexual Immigrants from Europe? You ARE technically a European Homo Sapien.
    I am English. In fact, I live in the Gay Capital of the World in England, Brighton.
    I’d love to have you over here. Perhaps you might be sick.

  44. Anonymous May 1st, 2006 6:44 AM

    Did you know that the author of that book appears on that Australian owned Fox network? How shall we make them pay, corrupting the American moral standards with foreign values?

  45. Valentine May 1st, 2006 10:41 AM

    Homosexuality is due to immigration from Europe? You homophobic twit.

    As a side note, where is your motherland??? HERE!!!! England, read it you mindless drone, ENGLAND!!! and the british empire.

    so its our fault is it??? spare a rational thought for a minute, as a human being. (oh, hold on, your a hardcore christian god worshipping sheep, i forgot, your incapeable of your own thoughts. sorry) best see your holy book for that then.

    your entire site is purely another tool in which you try to control people, making everyone think the same, be the same, act the same. Have you ever thought for one minute that people have a RIGHT to live there lives as they please (shit, sorry again, your incapable of your own thoughts, sorry)

    I think its about time people like you started to grow up… stop trying to be the power hungry control freak and let the world and its people live there own lives!!!

    ps. You wanna know who is the worst warmonger and Terrorist in the world. Your president Bush Jnr. and why the shit we followed him ill never know.

    and while im here, you put all your faith in the biggest reason for war. more people have been killed in the name of god, than any other reason (probably, including natural death)

    the world will be a much more peacefull, quiet and much more enjoyable place to live, without your type here. and i will bet, you dont have the guts to publish this… lets see shall we???

  46. Anonymous May 1st, 2006 10:47 AM

    Shelly,

    You do know that if you don’t do such acts to your husband that he WILL find a willing women who will do them for him.

    Don’t cry when he leaves you beacuse of your lack of oral skills.

  47. disapointed May 1st, 2006 11:25 AM

    i’m sorry to have to told you that but you are an idiot.

    i’ve been travelling in 12 country around the world and get the habit to discuss with a lot of people who were thinking different of me (wih is my way of beeing rich).

    but when i see the globality of your blog sometime it make me laugh (too stupid with poor arguments) and sometime it make me frightened.

    your way of thinking is just like extremists (just like muslims extremists if you want).

    hope you’ll change and learn to think by yourself (maybe you’re just too young).
    hope you’ll learn to listen to your desire and your feelings to avoid pain in your heart.

    a french traveller and it manager

  48. Anonymous May 1st, 2006 1:08 PM

    Awh dear, Shelley, I think we’ve found out why the US is so short-tempered and warlike all the time:

    Its your menfolk: they’re horny and frustrated.

    Here in the paradise that is Europe we have the luxury of knowing that after a hard day’s slog and labour doing pointless work for American-owned companies, we can come home in the evenings to our loving wives and get a good and proper shagging, complete with a healthy dose of oral sex to warm things up. If they’re not up for it, the mistress almost certainly is, and if not her, then the small-ads in the back of the paper will turn something up.

    It’s surprising how much more relaxed and unwarlike a nation’s people are if their men and women are rogered thoroughly and well on a regular basis.

    No nation that has a fair and free policy on sex has ever had a civil war, nor felt the need to go to war without coercion.

    If you would only open your mind you would see it not as something disgusting, but as a service for all humanity, a way to improve the lives and moods of so many people, all over the world. Oral sex truly is the path to world peace.

    ::England::

  49. sickened May 1st, 2006 1:54 PM

    Shelley, I read your blog and realise that it is people who are as blind as you are who are causing the moral decay of society and promoting hate and violence against anyone who is different from them, debasing Christianity to where if Christ were to return today, he would be ashamed, and state “This was NOT my message.” Yes, Jesus would be ashamed of YOU and your ilk, Shelley.

    I’d also like to know why STD rates and teen pregnancy rates are highest in school districts that teach abstinence only sex-eduacation. You perpetuate your blindness and pass it on to children. Children who are having other children because they haven’t been taught about protection, and it’s very obvious they are NOT abstaining! Please, teach your children about birth control, because we do not need people like you to further pollute the gene pool.

  50. Some dragon May 1st, 2006 3:22 PM

    “…what can be explained with the ununsual high rate of homosexuality due to immigrants from Europe…”

    Maybe you forgot, maybe ask some indians for explaination, you, including shelley, are f*ckin’ all immigrants from Europe.

  51. Fred May 2nd, 2006 12:39 AM

    JUST DO IT AND USE CONDOMS WITH CLEAN PEOPLE !

    Life is TOO short to be stupidly wasted in such errors … Do abstinence if you don’t like sex but DO NOT try to impose this …
    Better love my friend than married a mind-controlled christian. Wedding is just a COVER, nothing else. only LOVE is true ! And i know NO GODS that had PROVE the littlest way they love.

    “…what can be explained with the ununsual high rate of homosexuality due to immigrants from Europe…”

    weren’t Village People american ?
    Isn’t San Francisco the WORLD HOMO capital ?
    Aren’t you just kidding ? i hope you are …

  52. Fred May 2nd, 2006 12:41 AM

    In fact, living in an hermeticaly closed box with bread, water, crucifix and a bible should prevent from ALL KIND of diseases !!! Just try it, for at least 3 to 5 years … Please…

  53. Anonymous May 2nd, 2006 9:59 AM

    Lisa, Your insane! Run to your god. That is always the answer!

  54. Anonymous May 2nd, 2006 12:25 PM

    Oral sex rulez! Who lied to you guys? You should try it first. Than talk about it. If you are all a bunch of lobotomized old ladyes, let the rest of the world live in happiness. Oral sex is a part of happiness. I remain anonymous `cause I`m too lazy to sing in. Your`s, the yucky free open minded european.

  55. Doctor Le Bon May 2nd, 2006 1:39 PM

    Urgent message from Europe: my personal advice as qualified doctor is to have oral sex as soon as possible, as much as possible. It is sooooooo good for your health! Remember! This is the doctor’s advice.

  56. Anonymous May 5th, 2006 6:31 AM

    All sex is sin!
    God didn’t make man and woman to mess around!

  57. Anonymous May 5th, 2006 6:50 AM

    i feel sorry for your husband, shelly.

  58. Anonymous May 5th, 2006 6:51 AM

    besides, jesus was married to a prostitute (read some books shelly, real ones, not just the bible) so its a fair bet that he wasn’t a stranger to dirty sex.

  59. Anonymous May 5th, 2006 3:58 PM

    Actually, Mary Magdalene (sp?) was very likely anything but a prostitute. The evidence is weak, at best. There is some evidence, for example, that she was a widow. However, preservation of historical records that are 2,000 years old are chancy at best. We’ll likely never know the truth (in this world, anyway).

    Don’t mind Shelley, though. The poor woman clearly as a very weak grip on reality. :)

    Hey, Shelley: My wife thanked me profusely for my performance the night before last. She says that I have the most talented mouth she’s ever known. Of course, it helps that the woman is multi-orgasmic and is so easy to warm up. My personal record was giving her 22 orgasms in one day; 11, 8, and 3 in three separate sessions. It does give me a record to shoot for! Or lick for? :lol:

    Signed: A dyed in the wool born again Christian conservative who hasn’t forgotten the Golden Rule. (Too bad Shelley and people like her have)

  60. Anonymous May 5th, 2006 5:02 PM

    Absolutely hysterical – I haven’t laughed so much in a long time. Thank you. You make the Landover Baptist crowd look like amateurs.

  61. Barbara May 6th, 2006 1:51 AM

    @A dyed in the wool born again Christian conservative who hasn’t forgotten the Golden Rule

    But you know that your wife probally faked all of them?

  62. Peter May 9th, 2006 8:24 AM

    please read the Bible, Shelley:

    Song of Solomon

    >>Chapter 2
    3: As the apple tree among the trees of the wood, so is my beloved among the sons. I sat down under his shadow with great delight, and his fruit was sweet to my taste.
    Chapter 5
    4: My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him.
    5: I rose up to open to my beloved; and my hands dropped with myrrh, and my fingers with sweet smelling myrrh, upon the handles of the lock.

  63. potto June 16th, 2006 11:06 AM

    pepole are gonna have sex whatever you say so you might as well teach them how to do it safely and teach them why it can be unsafe rather than ignoring it and hoping they wont do it. if you sex education in your schools people would know how to not get dieases. (and you also might know that you cant get aids from oral sex. do some research before writing rubbish)

  64. Joep Meloen July 23rd, 2006 4:19 PM

    Wow, Lisa, what an article. You see things straight as an arrow. From now on I will refuse my wife to have ral contact with my William. And I will refuse to spoil my saliva on her womanhood.
    I wish I never read http://www.sexuality.org/l/incoming/ghaos.html

    It must have been the work of the devil. Thanks for waking me up. I hope you don’t blame me for my European ancestors.

  65. maisa haidar August 6th, 2006 6:44 AM

    though oral sex doesn’t have the health hazards as anal sex nor the same “spiritual” threat, it seems to be the first loop of a catenation of “displaced sexual acts” ,including for example breast-fucking and coming on another partner…i think that sex is a good thing provided there is no promisuity of partners nor of sexual acts.sex is not simply about humping ,it’s about the spiritual and psychological union with someone you love.humanity including myself are sadly still heterosexuals and not monogomous because our spiritual knowledge is more forlorn than we think.i relate sexual promiscuity of the act & partners with a defficit in our collective consciousness stock of higher values : as compassion, wisedom, knowledge of nature…i believe that the promiscuous sexual positions in which the women is writhed into uncomfortable stances, which she actually gruesomely savours so that she can feel submissive, are the first herald of sexual ignorance leading to all sorts of sexual perversions whether on the individual immediate level or on the collective protracted one.keeping in mind that sexuality is the natural extension to one’s social identity,with societies contributing and spawning a world of disquietude & turmoil as ours, then we won’t be at all shocked… i am not perfect & i will never be, but i think being healthy on the sexual level contributes to the “health stock” of the world. i think having a healthy sexuality is an outcome of having wisedom, and wisedom is only embodied when individually & assiduously sought…so good luck to all

  66. Ryley January 9th, 2007 11:45 AM

    Just where do you get off telling private citizens what they should be allowed to do in their own home? It’s half-baked left overs from the Victorian era like you that will destroy this nation quicker than anything else. This country was not founded on the principles of forcing everyone to bow to your narrow moral view, despite your own delusions that it was.

    I consider myself a Republican, but you Shelley are NO Republican. Being a Republican was never about hammering your religion down the throats of people who want nothing to do with it. Being a Republican was never about invading peoples homes and dictating their sex lives to them, as you most obviously would love to do. It’s you and you’re kind that have nearly destroyed the party of Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, and Ronald Reagan. You’ve turned it into the party of religous zealots. Turned it into a joke, a vile caracature of Victorian prudery. And in doing so you’ve turned America back over the Democrats. Not that it much matters… you’ve turned the GOP into a party of Christian Socialists. You’ve actually managed to make the Democrats a preferable choice, because you’ve turned the GOP into almost the same party, only with this religous authoritarian streak. Shame on you and your ilk.

  67. This is funny! January 9th, 2007 12:21 PM

    “produced a huge load of disgusting material.”

    Thats oral sex for ya!

  68. Ryan January 17th, 2007 3:23 PM

    oral sex is illegal in some states? what the fuck. fuck you, if i wanna eat some pussy, i fucking will and you’ll get the hell over it. stay out of my life and dosn’t worry about me, and i won’t have any reason to take a baseball bat to your head. grow the fuck up, sex is life, we’re all animals. sex is natural, spread the seed, keep the human race going. it’s written in our dna, so get over it.

  69. anonymous March 3rd, 2007 6:27 PM

    MORAL?? you people (republicans) can’t talk about moral with a president like yours. If people wanna suck their dicks/pussys each other is their problem. WHAT NOW? AIDS is “god punishment” to gays and adulterers? go back to XV century with those ideas!

    ps: see my user-agent: I’M USING LINUX, I’M A COMUNIST

    see you in “hell”

  70. anonymous April 3rd, 2007 8:12 PM

    I am now, and always have been a republican. All I can say to Shelly is, next time you have a thought, let it go. This could be the most idiotic rant I have ever stumbled across. I can’t stand the fact that the christians have hijacked my political party. I believe that a true republican believes that people need to take care of themselves and that no one else is responsible for your actions. I guess that since I enjoy sex very much, have done it with numerous partners and have practiced oral, anal and vaginal sex, I must be a liberal. What the hell does one have to do with the other? If you don’t like oral sex, don’t do it. But don’t sit there and call me names because I am having more fun than you. I think your biggest problem is “God”. First, there isn’t one. I hate to break your heart, but the Earth is more than 6,000 years old. And unless Adam and Eve were cavemen, I really doubt they were the first humans. I know you have to attack everything that goes against religion because your faith is so fragile that the mere mention of carbon dating can destroy it. You are not a conservative. A true conservative wants to keep the government out of peoples?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ lives, not all up in it. There is supposed to be a separation of church and state. So keep your church out of my state. I don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t care what you do in the privacy of your own home, so stay the hell out of mine. I hope you do not have children because it saddens me to think that you are brainwashing a helpless child into thinking like you. I won?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t even get started on your thoughts of homosexuality, other than if you are afraid of them, then you are one. Deal with it. And liberals are not ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?immoral people?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?. They just have a different viewpoint. If anything is going to destroy this country, it is closed minded jerks like you.

  71. dshizzle April 8th, 2007 9:01 PM

    I’m a Police Officer in the state of Kansas and I would like to tell you that it is not illegal to have or receive oral sex in this state or Missouri and as I have been told by our dispatcher it is not illegal in any states or territories of the United States of America.

  72. [...] might remember my daughter Lisa from her previous article about oral sex and other perversions. Like all members of the Goodman family, she is a great writer and modern thinker. Needless to say [...]

  73. UMAKEMESICK April 18th, 2007 8:42 PM

    Was ist den das. Amerikaner wie die da mussen erschossen werden.

    Dats right, wtf is with the Homosexuals come from Europe thing,
    Nick and Lisa can go f*** themselves, look like freaking homos

    You people make this country look naive, backward and ugly
    your worse then the Mormons, your worse than the Amish, and your worse than the Puritans, both of the former i have great respect for.

    Go open your eyes, SEX IS NEEDED. WTF is this with abstinence as a prevention of SDD’s millions of things could spread those nasty little things

    So why don’t you go get an education before you write more crap like this.

  74. hahah April 18th, 2007 8:47 PM

    booohooo run to god

    oh wait

    he’d actually have to exist
    oooops

  75. Odinsman April 24th, 2007 9:04 PM

    it is a good thing christianity is a dying monster. such ignorance has plagued women since the church gained power. because of such stupidity, it is only relatively recently that western society rediscovered that women had orgasms.it is true that teens should abstain from sex. it is also true that all people should be more careful.it is absolute b.s. that oral sex between a consenting man and woman is evil or somehow destructive of society.

    are you aware that prostitutes report that most men who use their services want oral sex that their wives don’t provide? maybe if those men were more sexually satisfied they would not stray. perhaps you should encourage wives to practice oral sex.both men and women would be happier.

    if more people had satisfying sexual relationships with their spouses, we might have less war and murder. it amazes me that you people can hate the muslims so much. you are two peas in a pod.

  76. Odinsman April 24th, 2007 9:26 PM

    one other thing, i’m not a liberal, but i’m also not an idiot. one thing i am, though, i am glad i’m not going out with or married to you.what a pathetic sex life your spouse will have.you really are missing out .you’ve been way too brainwashed. if oral sex is the worst evil you can rally against, you should watch the news.

  77. Archie April 28th, 2007 1:04 PM

    Oral Sex? I thought that just meant you talked about it instead of performing it.

  78. Shelley May 3rd, 2007 2:53 PM

    let’s just all agree that oral sex is disgusting and sinful. end of story!

  79. odinsman May 3rd, 2007 7:15 PM

    it’s definately not disgusting. it’s truly an loving act of giving when a woman does it to a man and an exciting and pleasurable act of giving when a man does it for a woman. if you’ve not tried it don’t knock it. if your husband had good technique and did it for you , you’d be a happier less militant person.the hatred that chrisatianity has for sex is just an extension of the hatred that the bible, like other similar middle eastern religions, shows for women. personally i love women and i love oral sex!

  80. Jesus christ June 9th, 2007 4:23 AM

    I think this is complete bull. not all liberals paint them selves as cheetahs and suck each other off. Liberals just think people have a right to there own lifestyle and its none of our business. i am liberal and i don’t think that weird habits are a good idea but thats none of my business and yes i’ve had oral sex and it hasn’t really done anything to me. whats wrong with it anyways? and another fact. teenagers should be able to engage in whatever sexual activity they want because you cant learn until you’ve been there. my mom always use to scold me and i didn’t learn shit. but when i just went out and did it i learned, for example when i was little i learned not to stick a penny in a light socket. And today i have built up my own morals based on that. like for one example just because i am mostly liberal dose’nt mean i support abortion or religious gay marriage. i think gays may get legally married but as a Christian i’ve went up and down the bible and i don’t think its right for gays to get married in a church

  81. Madhava James June 23rd, 2007 6:47 PM

    Uhf Unf oh yeah suck that cock oh yeah lick my balls uh uh mmmmmmhhhhhhhhhmmmmffff ahh… now kiss me deep let me taste my cum while I finger your asshole mmmf ummm mmmhhh

    …oh excuse me wrong window.

  82. Sex is sin December 8th, 2007 10:16 AM

    Oral sex is fucking sick thing, as is sex itself. All who practice sex are deviants, freaks and abominations. All of you sick fucktards who mock christianity and Lisa Goodman, are going to Hell! When you go to Hell, i’ll laugh at you! I’ll mock you when you scream in eternal torment you fucktards! Kill yourself you sexual deviants!

    Larry : fuck you you fucking fucktard. Asshole.

  83. Sex is sin December 8th, 2007 10:20 AM

    Lisa Goodman, you’re right. You’re good person. Please continue your good work.

    And one more thing: All homosexuals should be put in the Auschwitz!

  84. Sex is sin December 8th, 2007 10:27 AM

    Shelley, you rock. Sex is sin. All sex lovers should be killed. Don’t give a shit about these disgusting, open minded whoresons who infests this site. Sex should be illegal. ALL ses should be banned. As a matter of fact, 99 per cent of the world population should be wiped out, as there’re so many sexual perverts in here.

    I’m close minded person, and i love it. If i could, i would kill all open minded individuals, as it is they who pollute this world.

    Death to sex! Death to happiness! Death to sexual freedom! Death all things which makes you happy and free!

  85. Mechael December 12th, 2007 2:29 AM

    Moderation in all things, prohibition in none. You can’t force people to do or live how you want them to. Lead by example.

    I believe thou… this kind of talk diverts attention from the real important issue. This article is more about religious lifestyle promotion than really tackling the problems of society.

    But, for the record. I despise homosexuals… If anything be bisexual, because being exclusively gay goes against human nature, and seems more of a disorder.

  86. The Thinker January 6th, 2008 5:00 AM

    I just wanted to say, I have been sexually active since the age of 13, I have had sexual activities of various sorts with the opposite sex! Never have I caught an infection, never impregnated anybody except my wife! Sex is a wounderful God given act of procreation. A woman is sexually ready at the age she starts menustrating so in some cases this could be as young as 11 or 12. It is moral issues that put an age on sex in the cultures we live in. I am now a practicing Christian and believe that fornication would and should be looked down on but if you are in a long term (2+ years) relationship it is not wrong to consumate that relationship with sexual activities.

  87. angie January 11th, 2008 4:29 PM

    go fuck yourselves…. orally

  88. anonymous January 14th, 2008 12:15 AM

    how can you sleep at night saying such things? people like you are the reason america gets such a bad rep across the globe. take your ultra conservative ideals and get out. furthermore, assuming and increase is cuased by an increase in european immigrants is fucking ridiculous. you sicken me and any decent people who are unfortunate enough to read this.

    now, just to piss you and your kind off:
    i love looking up porn and masturbating. goddam does that feel good.
    you know whats even better? having pre marital sex with my girl friend. oh yeah. there is nothing better.
    oh did i not already mention im only 18 too? yeah, well im 18. life is good..

    all who agree with this woman should be ashamed of themselves.

  89. Daire Lynch February 6th, 2008 4:04 PM

    You are seriously retarded. I have no doubt you will just brush off my comments, many people with low IQ’s such as yourself are impossible to argue with. But I can’t read

    “which can be explained with the unusually high rate of homosexuality due to immigrants from Europe”

    and remain silent.

    Americans are Europeans. You came from Europe. You are probably white, white people do not come from North America. Unless you are a Native American Indian you are an Immigrant. I myself am European and only since coming here have I seen the extremes of gay culture and religious retardation. All the most flamboyant gays I have ever seen have been born and raised American.

    How you are capable of using a computer with such an obvious mental deficiency? It really is astounding.

  90. Flannery February 6th, 2008 4:49 PM

    “This is what we are dealing with! This is what liberals are! They don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t have any morals.”

    Liberals don’t have any morals? Why? Because we oppose the war in Iraq? Because we place more importance on unjust war than on what people do in their own bedrooms? Do you think God wants you to kill people? Would a father ever want one of his children to kill the other?

    I have morals, I have very strong morals, and “surprise surprise!” I don’t need to use religion as a crutch for mine. You only have morals because you want to get into Heaven and because you’re afraid. I have morals because I genuinely want to help people and I have a clear sense of what’s right and wrong without having to blindly follow a silly, contradictory book.

    There is a bumper sticker out there that says “Jesus helped the poor, Republicans help themselves.” So very true. Do you help the poor? Do you help anyone? Do you follow and practice Jesus’ love? No. You are quick to condemn people who are different than you for their flaws, but you turn a blind eye to your fellow “Christians” who do horrible things every day.

    Don’t fool yourself into thinking you are a good person for one second. You are racist, closed-minded, and ignorant. You have a bloated sense of self importance when in actuality, you are quite worthless.

    I feel sure that if there is a Heaven or a Hell, there are many people who engage in oral sex, and who also promote love and peace and unity, who will be first in line for Heaven, and there will be many people like you queueing up to burn.

  91. Cassie. February 6th, 2008 11:43 PM

    your daughters are probably out sucking a guy off right now, shelley.

  92. Concerned Citizen February 7th, 2008 1:36 AM

    Hey there, I thought I might point out some things I found strange about your article.

    First of all, you may not be aware, but you’re far less likely to contract HIV, the virus that causes AIDS, if you’re having oral sex. Saliva actually interferes with the virus and the virus has much more difficulty getting into the blood stream from within your mouth. So, you’re actually more likely to get HIV if you have intercourse, especially if you decide to avoid condoms. Also, herpes is transmitted by kissing or sharing eating/drinking utensils as well — that’s why 80% of American adults have herpes (also known as cold sores). Here’s a link for you to read from the Center for Disease Control:

    http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/resources/factsheets/transmission.htm

    Your rates of STIs are extremely skewed as well. Even if you found those statistics somewhere, it’s unethical to write “in some places” — what places are you talking about? Your church? Your home town? Also, the average rate of HIV cases was 13.7 per 100,000 people in 2005 (for all of the United States). That means that 0.0137% of Americans have HIV.

    http://www.avert.org/usastats.htm

    Also: “Other sometimes deadly deceases.” What is that supposed to mean? What diseases? The common cold? That’s just poor reporting.

    I’m not sure where you got your statistics about the current percentages of teens having oral sex, but I thought I’d provide you with some sourced statistics.

    According to a 2005 study by the National Center for Health Statistics, about 70% of 18 and 19 year olds have had oral sex. That’s not far off from what you’ve quoted. The same study found that about 11% of women have had some sort of same-sex experience, with a lower percentage for men. So clearly your quote about 33% of teen boys having sex with another man was way off base.

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/09/15/AR2005091500915.html

    Your statement concerning your over-estimated rate of same-sex oral sex being due to “the unusually high rate of homosexuality due to immigrants from Europe” appears to be blatant racism. Unless you have some excellent statistics to back that up, I would recommend re-writing that section of your article.

    I’d rather not get into the Bible and start questioning your logic, but do you realize that the Bible specifically says that you (a woman) shouldn’t be allowed to speak in Church? Are you sure that you want to support a religion that explicitly says you’re worth less than your husband?

    As in all the churches of God’s holy people, women are to remain quiet in the assemblies, since they have no permission to speak: theirs is a subordinate part.
    1 Corinthians 14:33

    During instruction, a woman should be quiet and respectful. I give no permission for a woman to teach or to have authority over a man. A woman ought to be quiet.
    1 Timothy 2:11-12

    I guess my biggest point here is that you’re really advocating interfering in other people’s lives. I mean, if you really believe in God, and you really think there’s a Hell for people to go to, what gives you any right to judge people now? Why not just let people have oral sex and let gay people be gay? They’ll go to Hell if you’re right. I think people would respect you and your beliefs much more if you didn’t give off the impression that you have the right to interfere with other people.

    Christians who want to be christian can be. Everyone else can do their own thing. Otherwise, you’re just supporting religious fundamentalism and theocracies — you’d be effectively be supporting a Christian version of the Taliban.

    Also, labeling everyone who disagrees with you as a “Liberal” is just sort of bizarre. It would be like me saying that anyone who disagreed with me was “Christian” by default, even people who say that women should not be allowed to speak in public or people who say being a father is harder than being a mother. It’s just stereotyping, the same way that McCarthy labeled people as “Communists” when they really weren’t.

    Anyway, thanks for reading my post. I hope you found it thoughtful. I was going to leave my email, but then I saw the sections on the left and got weirded out. “God’s hitlist?” That’s just creepy.

    -cc

    PS- Timothy McVeigh was responsible for the Oklahoma Federal Building bombing, the biggest act of terrorism before 9/11. He was a white Christian.

  93. Concerned Citizen February 7th, 2008 1:38 AM

    You moderate your comments? Based on the comments up above, that means you leave all the really silly offensive comments and the supportive ones, but remove the well-thought-out counter-arguments….

    I’m too stupid to be allowed to live.

  94. sara carter February 7th, 2008 5:57 AM

    lisa go to hell you skankoid virgin bitch.

  95. this sucks March 4th, 2008 8:08 PM

    Damn, I need to move to america I ain’t getting none where I am

  96. anonymous March 25th, 2008 9:54 PM

    Personally, I don’t think its that bad…

    Its quite obvious that its a losing battle their fighting. As long as they don’t force their beliefs on me, I really couldn’t care less. There is a reason such people are not in abundance in metropolitan cities- an overt exposure to information, culture, experience and knowledge. This is not an attack on their intelligence, but their perception.

    Not to mention that the majority of the Christian world (i.e. outside the USA) do not share their views. The World Council of Churches purposefully ignores their opinions simply because they are not in accordance with the christian agenda (things like world peace, poverty, hunger, and other stuff Jesus teaches). Atleast things are slowly changing, maybe in ten years they might join the rest of the world.

  97. rj April 21st, 2008 3:32 PM

    one problem that no one has pointed out yet…
    “Honest upstanding republican politicians..”

    what exactly is an honest politician?
    Especially the republicans, right now, are fighting to take away all of your rights. YOUR rights, right now! So that they can have more unchallenged power. THey continuously vote to raise their own pay. While our country’s economy is going to shit.
    They do only what will keep them in office. Get them more power, and more money.. Right now they are riding a wave of fear from 911 that is going to ruin America if it continues.

    if you want to have “christian” ideals, than get off of a political party website.

    My major problem with the blog is one.

    I agree with Tim, you are too hateful to claim that you are a christian. Your attittude is not that of Christ, who when confronting the adulteress did not stone her, but said he did not condemn her, “Go and sin no more.” Also, you cannot force christian beliefs on non christians, which most of this nation is. including the republicans! The best way to bring people to salvation is not condemning them, but to show God’s love to them. When they realize that God loves them and they decide to follow Jesus, then you can teach them (IN LOVE) that they are living in sin and it is God’s will for them to change.

    Two: Open your eyes to the truth of this nation! the republicans are just as bad as the democrats! and sexual immorality is no worse than greed, (including capitalism, materialism, apathy, etc) which thrives in this nation.

    Get down off of your soap box, you sound like a fool and you are pissing people off left and right. You may say that Jesus made people angry, but remember, Jesus is Righteous. You and I are NOT! we are no better than sexual immoral! which Jesus says, even just looking with desire is the same as adultery.
    we MUST be humble and loving. Or we are not going to reach anyone for the kingdom. We may not even be in the kingdom ourselves.

  98. conscientia May 5th, 2008 8:04 PM

    I agrees with (rj April 21st, 2008 3:32 pm)
    and about the politician thing…Power corrupts…period.
    I don’t think there is a single politician above county level that hasn’t had a hand in some dirty business at one point or another. The thing is to try and convince them to do the right thing…

    “People should not be afraid of their governments – their governments should be afraid of their people”

  99. Earl Sczartzynik July 4th, 2008 6:42 PM

    Shelley, I love everything you say. I love everything about you. Will you perform oral sex on me?

  100. emily July 27th, 2008 12:02 AM

    I recently turned 16, I have been born and raised in a Christian home where ideas and beliefs identical to yours have been forced on me. Unfortunately for my parents I am a free thinking person that has decided my way of life will not be fuelled by a biased hatred towards other people.
    Growing up in a Christian home has led me to live in an ignorant little bubble, even though I was not allowed to watch or listen to anything other than the Christian stations or television shows I still had my fare share of hookups starting at the age of 13. I believe that most teens will start experimenting physically with the opposite sex unless you lock us up in same sex schools which would probably cause us to experiment with the same sex or stick us in a cage. Nothing you could possibly do will stop us from wanting to perform the acts of physical pleasure.. As for oral sex the same rules apply you cant stop it by a law and obviously it wont be stopped in the future if 55% of the up and coming leaders of America enjoy doing it. I have given and received oral I do not have stds or other diseases and I find no need for sex because it is that amazing! I do not do drugs and I am not an alcoholic, does that mean I should be stopped from helping the poor and sick in America and other countries? What are you doing to help the world?
    Maybe it was someone elses fault you are so messed up but I think you should go see a counsler because your god obviously isn’t helping you.

  101. kirby sludds October 2nd, 2008 9:06 AM

    my view on this is, believe wot u wanna believe and ill have my opinion on it but dnt be trying to shove ur views down other ppls throats and using the internet to do it.I lost my virginity at 15 and I dont regret it, I have never had an STD in my life and that isnt because of abstinence or being boring or fearing gods wrath its coz ive been safe and used my brain.theres something called protection, if teens dnt use it then thats their problem, theyre to blame, not anyone else and especially not parents.it has nothing to do with god or being a good christian or wotever, its about using what information you have and the knowledge you have and using your head and keeping yourdelf safe.this article had annoyed me so much, get a life and stop preaching…….it wont get you anywhere coz most ppl dont wanna hear it!!

  102. HAHA October 10th, 2008 3:31 AM

    This is obviously satire. Come on guys, don’t take it seriously, there are a lot of give aways. If this isn’t satire then there is a disparity between the level of writing and the level of effectiveness in arguing for the point. If you read this as satirical where the author is actually trying to ridicule the points he makes then it makes sense.

  103. mike October 21st, 2008 1:13 AM

    You’ve lost your everloving mind.
    Nobody with half a brain will believe 1/4th of what you’re delusional mind can come up with.
    Do yourself a favor and seek psychiatric help – if that doesn’t work, try getting laid.

  104. mike October 21st, 2008 1:15 AM

    correction “your”

  105. hobo December 31st, 2008 5:26 AM

    Put your faith in my cock you god fearing idiots.

  106. Bill January 12th, 2009 8:50 PM

    The “lord jesus crist” as you may call him i call him the servant of god (the corct name he himself laid out!) was not born of a maried couple they had no use for such trobles espcaly as he laid out the christian church (this means by your reconing he is already damed to satan origanly the falen angel)(i reliy on fact not fiction and folow not the teachings of church but am kinde on earth live a good life as jesus intended!(”the kingdom of hevan shall be on earth as it is in death”))(he was a teacher not a saint(a very goood teacher thogh))sex outside marige canot be forbiden by god without contradicting that he is all seing knowing but most of all !ALL LOVING!
    he would be uunable to send anyone to damnation what ever they do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!out of marige sex!sex!oral!anal! indead being all loving is wrath is NON EXISTANT HE IS A PASAVIST HE WANTS PEOPLE WHO HAVE SEX TO LOVE EACHOTHER!! MARIGE OR NON HE DOST WANT THINGS LIKE PROSTITUTION THATS WHY MARIGE WAS INVENTED. HE DOSNT WANT YOU TO OUTCAST OR STOP PEOPLE HAVING SEX AS LOONG AS THEY TO ARE ALL LOVING TO EACHOTHER. IF YOU LOVE ONE ANOTHER YOU ARE FREE UNDER GODS TERMS TO HAVE SEX AND CHILDREN!!!
    GOD IS GOOD GOD IS GOOD LITRALY GOD IS SHORT FOR GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD BE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD FOLLOW GOD MEANS FOLLOW WHAT IS GOOD!

  107. Joe January 31st, 2009 7:37 AM

    America makes me feel sick!
    The perversion you fight agaist came out of education measures like this. Poor people

  108. wow June 6th, 2009 3:39 AM

    woman, you’re a fucking psycho…

  109. barrt June 19th, 2009 10:04 PM

    Wow… Simply wow. The author of this article has never had the “pleasure” of pure pleasure. There is nothing wrong with oral sex with the right person (meaning those in long term relationships and marriage). This article seemed bent on convincing others that it is a “sin.” Hate to tell you this, but it is too easy to label your natural desires as sin simply because you have the desire to try it. So go on, give it a shot. You cannot talk down to something you have never tried, and you might find you like it. BTW, bisexuality and homosexuality are part of the human condition, yet are marked as sins. MANY species also exhibit bi- and homosexuality, and they do not have the same hangups we do about it. Just look at dogs or bonobo monkeys, or even dolphins. Are they sinners?

  110. casey hurley June 20th, 2009 4:16 AM

    Hahaha! OMG! there is soo much wrong here i don’t even know where to start!
    With all the shit going on in the world right now, you really care about people sucking dick?! haha
    Seriously, get over yourself and acknowledge that humans are animals too! We have physical needs and desires, we want food, shelter, and sex… It’s natural.
    Oh, but what do i know? i’m just a crazy sex fiend teenager that has been brainwashed by liberal media, right?
    Actually, that’s wrong. I’ve grown up in a conservative home, listening to Rush Limbaugh and Bill O’Reilly every day.
    But unlike some people in this world *ahem* i can think for myself and make my own decisions.
    However, my decisions are my own, and i don’t feel the need to shove my beliefs down other people’s throats like a huge cock and blow a load of conservative christian bullshit all over their face! haha
    What does it matter to you if others are homosexual or like oral sex? What is the big difference between vaginal sex and anal or oral? It really doesn’t matter! Why do you care about this so much?!

  111. casey hurley June 20th, 2009 4:28 AM

    Hahaha! OMG! there is soo much wrong here i don’t even know where to start!
    First off, i’m going to reprimand you for all the ignorant racism, made up “facts”, and horrible sterotyping… Also, you had quite a few typos for a “proffesional” blog. Just sayin’.
    I just can’t believe that with all the shit going on in the world right now, you really care about people sucking dick?! haha
    Seriously, get over yourself and acknowledge that humans are animals too! We have physical needs and desires; we want food, shelter, and sex… It’s natural.
    Oh, but what do i know? i’m just a crazy sex fiend teenager that has been brainwashed by liberal media, right?
    Actually, that’s wrong. I’ve grown up in a conservative home, listening to Rush Limbaugh and Bill O’Reilly every day.
    But unlike some people in this world, *ahem* i can think for myself and make my own decisions.
    However, my decisions are my own, and i don’t feel the need to shove my beliefs down other people’s throats like a huge cock and blow a load of conservative christian bullshit all over their face! haha
    What does it matter to you if others are homosexual or like oral sex? What is the big difference between vaginal sex and anal or oral anyways? It really doesn’t matter! Why do you care about this so much?! It has absolutely no effect on your life…
    Unless someone were to force a cock into your mouth, then others’ preferences of sexual activites or sexual orientation is really none of your business!
    You sit here and act like a victim, griping about how the liberal media is forcing stuff upon us, but they’re not! Yes, it’s there if you want it, but if not, turn off your tv, don’t buy the magazine, and don’t watch those movies. It’s completely ridiculous to say that people shouldn’t have consentual sex the way they want.

    But maybe you’re right… So how about you keep campaigning this, and you and all your stupid brainless followers can practice abstinence and die virgins, and then the rest of the world can go on without the worry of you guys procreating!
    It’s prefect! Just don’t ever have sex!
    It’s all bad and sinful and you will burn in hell for all of eternity if you ever have sex, think about sex, touch yourself, or even look at yourself naked!

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