Europe : Liberal Hell
Dear Friends
Europe is a good example of how America could look like if the leftwing liberals have their way.
The utter and complete lack of morals and the total destruction of family values are shockingly visible in todays Europe. The pictures below have been send to me by an American friend who currently has to stay in Germany. The “man” on the picture is a delivery driver for DPD (Deutscher Paket Dienst). This kind of behaviour is accepted in todays Europe.
Do you want America to end up like this?
Below some stastistics from the website Web.de:
-Percentage of European children suffering in or from gay marriages: 30
-Percentage of European marriages being divoced as a result of leather or rubber fetishes: 25
-Percentage of Europeans wearing rubber or leather underwear: 29
-Percentage of Europeans that had sex with the same gender: 47
Please don’t let this happen to America! She is just too valuable! Become active. Stop the leftwingers!
Yours,
Shelley The Republican
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http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/2006/04/europe-liberal-hell.html
I like the way you just make things up as you go along. Very ‘creative’.
Everything I write is 100% correct and can be verified.
And just where on Web.de did you find those statistics?
BTW, I think you broke the counters on the main page the last time you changed your template. The comment counters, at least, don’t seem to be updating any more. They’re stuck on the numbers they had when you changed.
Sorry, I don’t remember exactly where I found it. Look for yourself it must be there somewhere.
Thanks for letting me know that there is a problem with the counters. Are you sure you are using the website: http://www.ShelleyTheRepublican.com rather than http://shelley-the-republican.blogspot.com ? Because the blogspot website will not be updated, I switched over and used the domain (windows hosted of course ;-).
Have a nice day you hopeless leftwing creature!
God bless you,
Shelley
i really want to know how you can prove it…
i live in europe , i’m birth in europe , and i never see such a think
you should care more about wath you are saying , because in saying thinks like that , it’s give a bad picture if ALL americans in all others part of the world , and it’s that make the people you try to fight to have piece of arguyng with you…
thaty nearly give them a “reason” to fight you…
Thanks for your comment, but what’s right is right, what’s true is true. Europe is a filthy Godless place!
God bless America!
have you even come to europe by yourself?
have you just the fox news version of all european events.
i’ve never come to america , i wanted too because however people could say here too about your country , that you say about mine (even if your not just talking about france) i know thatt i shouldn’t believe all wath tv and some shadows sources cans show me.
deon’t think i reject all you say, i’m supporting goerge bush against french that just see the ironical reports of some journalist that try to show him like a stupid guy. i think if he’s president there’s a good reason. but you should try to make the same
don’t believe all german , and more , all europeans are crazy and wearing such thinks for working…. companies and people by themselves are proud of they own they don’t do that , just for jokes!
If Europe is Godless than Amen and Hallelujah! Damn religious fruitcakes imposing their so called “morals” on the rest of the planet.
Besides which the guy wearing the leather boots is doing NOBODY any harm at all. He may enjoy wearing them, and good luck to him.
Europe really is the place of freedom !
– People can work dressed as they want. No man should be forbidden to wear high-heels, no women should be forbidden to wear pants.
– Gay can marry! People who are in love and adult shoud have the right to marry.
– European married people use leather or rubber fetishes!? 25% of them? Cool! That’s better than playing with a gun if you ask me.
– And HALF of them had sex with the same gender!? Increadible! When you know so much people don’t even have sex at all!
I’m moving to europe now !
Oh wait….
all your figures were bogus…
…and I’m already there anyway :)
That really is the laziest, ill-informed and just backward thing I’ve seen in a long time. One set of photos tells you all you need to know about Europe does it? You are a good example of how Europe could be if ignorant Americans have their way. Praise be to Allan!
If only that great conservative Edgar J Hoover was alive today – he could tell that German postman that THOSE boots should never go with THAT jacket….
seriously Shelly, lay off the stupid cookies….
So much for free speech then – ignore anything that you don’t agree with right off the bat.
I think we’ve hit on just what’s wrong with your kind of American right here.
Have a nice day ;-)
Thankyou Shelley for this article, it truly is the funniest thing I have read all day.
Europe as an entire continent has a lower gun death rate than california.
Europe as an entire continent has a lower drug addict population than New York.
Europe is a place where a person can take a book out of the library and not have that information sent direct to the FBI.
Europe is a place where gay people can marry, if they want. Where black people don’t get longer prison sentences because of the colour of their skin.
Where voicing an opinion opposite to that of our elected leaders is seen as the most patriotic thing a person can do.
America is a place where gay people are tied to trees and beaten to death. where funerals of heroic soldiers, slain in battle, are picketed by christians, where The President can lie to the population and still be reelected.
If you actually stepped outside of your country you would see that the only people who think like you are laughed at by the rest of the world.
George Bush is your president. And for that there is no excuse.
Dude….you’re so like totally right about Europeans…they’re all so a bunch of cross-dressing fags.. They say that a picture is worth a 1000 words so you have incontrovertible proof…right? I mean what other evidence do you need?
BTW have you ever been to Europe?
Do you even have a passport?
Shelley, I love you. Morons like you will help bring Republcan USA to is knees all by itself. Bless you.
hahaha you’re just jealous cos he’s got better legs than you. Fat bitch.
America where you have the finest police money can buy.
And when will you stop trying to make up for being late for the last two world wars by starting the third one? realistically you don’t have a winning record do you….. 2 late entries only joingin when you saw which side was winning, 1 draw in Korea, I loss in Vietnam, Panama and grenada don’t count as all you were up against were a bunch of fuzzy wuzzies with spears and sharp mangoes.
America with the most corrupt and outdated electoral system, the same system they try and foist on other countries quietly going about their business.
Sadly i have to deal with Americans on a daily basis where i work. I was at best ambivalent towards them – now i see them as a right wing fascist army of occupation whose only ideas seem to be if we can’t convert them, kill them…. or just kill them as its a good game.
America two steps from being Nazi germany. America the country that is so dumb it doesn’t learn from other peoples mistakes….. the list is endless.
You may not like Europe but lets face it most of the world has a pretty dim view of the US. Essentially you are just a band of dimwitted, slack jawed work shy fops.
And i bet you don’t have the guts to post this in its entirety
I congratulate you on having the bravery to finally expose Europeans for the Godless heathens that they are. You are too kind to them, however. There are more, even more damming facts that you have not posted. For example,
34% of all Europeans have eaten all or part of a close relative.
59% of Europeans are in direct personal contact with Satan.
79% of Europeans have never watched Fox News. (Imagine!)
59% of Europeans hate all Americans and carry explosives on their person at all times ready to detonate should they come into contact with an American citizen.
These are facts, and can be verified.
You are doing vital work here Shelley – keep it up.
lol….
yes we are bad people… we have even three legs then you know , we speak some strange languages…
really we all do tis sort of thing we all have clich??Ǭ© the one of the others..
we should be carefull
So, all your figures come from that well known bastion of accurate, unbiased reporting, the internet!! Well done for rooting out the truth that those Goddamned Liberals have been hiding from all good God-fearing Americans. Hold on, its all made-up isn’t it? Have you ever been to Europe? Could you even find it on a map? Have you ever left your home town? No? In that case how the hell do you know what its like here?
While we may not be all gay crack smokers who regularly kill babies while trying on rubber underwear, we do manage to have relatively tolerant secular nations without the need for reactionary Christian fundamentalism invading our politics or trying to tell the rest of us how to live. I’m sure a lot of Americans (about 50% by any chance?) wish they could say the same. But this isn’t for you, you’re too blinkered to ever change, this is for anyone who may believe the likes of you and Fox news. Keep on with the Guns, God and Government now!
Yes this is quite shocking, only germans can work in that kind of clothes, absolutely no fashion sense and working in high heels, and those colors just dont match.
One homosexual male in europe and you american’s think we are all sheep shaggin hell raising animals? hehe.. how wrong.. you americans say such things because thats your selfs… lol I mean u elected god damned lucifer him self to be ur president, And well as some americans may object living in europe. well the uk as i do there are plenty of things that are wrong.. like levels of unemployment… but wait.. thats higher in the usa ain’t it? and gang related crimes? hell u american’s being all “gangsta” and stuff u feel it right to carry a gloch 17 in your pocket.. where as here we are relotivly tollerant of each others stupidity… and just get on with out lives in stead of killing/maiming and torturing people who said “no”
Oh and as a side note… i have been to america.. and as nice as it was i couldn’t live there just far to over bearing on your rights as a human being… and i have been to many parts of mainland europe and it’s very pleasant. nice people nice contry side… and hardly a police siren in ear shot.
That’s shocking! Lifting in those heels? That has got to be a major breach of Health and Safety regulations.
Its OK see, because they’re steel-toe capped stilettos. Very efficient, Ja?
And you’re right he shouldn’t be lifting his heels with those ankles.
Europeans eh? With their CRAZY sense of humour!
BTW isn’t your server run on Linux? TTFN.
Oh dear, what an extremely narrow minded view of Europeans. I don’t think that you have ever ventured further than to the end of your street. I suggest you stick to subjects you know more about, instead of bad mouthing Europe.
P.S, I’ve been to America and it ain’t that great.
In keeping with the statistics;
24% of Europeans have touched a gerbil in its “bathing suit area”.
72% of Europeans have had sex with a homeless person and filmed it.
41% of Europeans have had sex with their dead grandparents.
98% of Europeans think that America is a lovely country spoilt only by moronic half-wit Republicans.
shelley you are so right, i had the miss fortune to go to paris and it was fall of men wearing womens shoes i swear to god!
I wanted to write a reply to this post. But why argue?
Against the power of this kind of stupidity, even the gods themself must give up!
Instead I think I will go get myself a nice cup of coffee… unflavored.
Have a nice day and good luck with this… should I call it “holy war” on Europe.
God bless… oh what the hell I don’t believe in god anyway.
Shelley,
Web.de ist alles auf Deutsch, so how would you be able to find, or understand, anything on it.
It looks like it’s a german version of Yahoo or Earthlink, so probably wouldn’t be a primary source for statistics, anyway.
Yeah, I’d been using the old url. So now I see there’s a whole new set of laughs.
BTW, to all the Euros bashing the U.S. for guns, if you compare violent death rates, we’re about average. Guns are irrelevant, in that sense. OTOH, other violent crime rates are usually a lot lower here, especially in comparison to the UK (I haven’t looked at the UN figures on other Euro countries lately). Gun control causes violent crime. ;-0
I have find other figures :
- 86% of european children have been conceived from an intercourse
- 100% of european have already touched the sex of their mum with their ears
- 153% of european don’t believe that Jesus Christ is american
I say we should kill all european, just because they live in Europe, that’s the WORST CRIME EVER !
The only country in Europe where freedoms are restricted is Italy. of course Burlesconi was a bush lapdog, but he has been given the boot (or should that be stilletto) in the last election. thank christ.
Anyway, your blog is funny in a landoverbaptist kinda way keep it up.
I wish to apologise to all Americans for being a humanist liberal. I would hate to think that my values would cause so much upset to a certain type of person in the USA. I made a mistake thinking that by caring deeply for humanity I could make a difference to the world, I can see that I have presumed too much. Why would a rational soul like yourself wish to be loved by scum such as myself. I won’t do it any more. I promise to ignore your comments, your venom and your apparent lack of education.
As I live in England I will concentrate my efforts on convincing my government and anyone else who will listen that we need to sever all links with America as they don’t like us as we are part of Europe. By the way, I don’t wear short skirts, but if my legs were half as good as his I would. Have a nice day, Missing you already…..
LMAO. I have difficulty judging if this is a comedy site or not. Anyhow, I’m adding it to the comedy section of my Marxist (Firefox) browser’s bookmark :-)
Keep it up, it’s good fun!
Your pictures are evidence of a common benefit fraud in the UK (United Kingdom). Claiming government handouts as one sex and working illegally as another is a popular way of avoiding the attentions of benefit fraud investigators so don’t worry yourself about it, it’s nothing deviant. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I did some work as a pantomime dame for a local disabled children’s charity (yes, some were ethnics from just outside the European Union). Will I go to hell for dressing as a lady, claiming a bit on the side or both? Will god find it in his heart to cut me some slack because it was for charity after all. Or will that fall on deaf ears because the children we’re all godless Pseudo-Europeans anyway… The corset was very difficult to get on and may be considered a form of bondage if that helps.
I am a -speechless- European.
I know so many wonderful American people, it’s always a shock when you have to confront that wonderful country’s dark underbelly… and here it is.
“Europe is a filthy Godless place?” What ever happened to “Judge not so that thou shalt not be judged?” And I thought even rightwing fascists like yourself accepted that God is omnipresent?
Those ridiculous statistics you quote; would you like to elaborate a little on what they’re supposed to mean?
Eg. Children ‘suffering’ in a gay family; what does that suffering entail please? Please elaborate. Are these homosexuals starving or force feeding their children, punishing their children too much or not enough? Simply the pain of being near a homosexual being? I’m sure you are a moral authority on child-raising; when you’ve sorted out the problems in the USA, where children are known to take an arsenal of weapons to school and kill their classmates/teachers, please give us details of where Europeans are going wrong.
I’m particular interested in knowing if children in gay families are suffering more or less than (for example) children to heterosexual parents (married in a church, of course) who beat them and sexually abuse them? Or children to loving heterosexual parents who live in poverty? Or orphaned children of Iraqi families started by your “great leader and president” George W Bush? I’m sure you agree that these children unfortunate enough to have gave parents don’t deserve such a fate; what should society do? Take those children away?
As for that photograph, ShelleytheRepublican, I don’t know what you wear to work but does it affect your ability as a professional to do your job? It’s not so long since women were treated as second class citizens in many democracies, and one of the arguments advanced by patriarchal men was that women’s attire was unsuitable to the workplace, a feeble argument to try and maintain sexist traditions. Frankly, who gives a flying fuck what someone wears? And since when does choice of clothing = moral corruption? Is it those heels that mark this man as a follower of Satan, or the skirt, or the colour coordination? Please tell me on what basis does your God judge?
Shelly the Republican… you’re entitled to say whatever you want, and so am I, and I say shame on you! You are an embarrassment to your country.
If you are a represenative of that God of yours, then he/she is a superficial, self-righteous, unforgiving, unaccepting, hate-filled and wrathful… and I’m glad that he’s (according to you) abandoned Europe and found his true home.
Think before you open your mouth… or, if you have nothing better to do but incite hatred in this already troubled world in which we all have to live, go one better and don’t open it at all.
If the US were more like Europe, we’d be in better shape: higher wages vis-a-vis the real cost of living, cleaner streets, more parks, less crime, fewer drug problems, less fat people, safer schools with higher test scores, more well-informed citizens, low cost of healthcare for seniors, etc. etc.
I can’t figure out whether this is serious. I’ve met some fairly cool Americans. I’d always assumed that the badly informed, ignorant, xenophobic idiot thing was just a stereotype. I guess I was wrong.
Dear Shelley.
I just want to clear out some things for you.
First claim: That Europe is a filthy Godless place. That is not true. Didnt you know about a person whos rank is ‘The Pope’? Do you know what that is? Good. Dont call europe a godless place.
If we want to be more clear on that, America is the only ‘godless place’ atmo in the whole world. It’s foundation is based on paganish religions and is filled with other occult images. How many time god or Jesus is mentioned in the constitution?
What are those crazy images in your bills and why dont you have a cross in your flag like handfull of european countries? Instead you have stars that are interpret as pagan or occult pentagrams (ooh, and your pentagon – why isnt it ‘the cross’).
Second: 30% suffering from gay marriages? There arent even so many gays – anywhere. I bet you have a bit more gay-caused childrensuffering over there.
About that leather and rubber fetish thingy – its mainly a german thing. And noone has ever divorced about such vague reason (there must be something other behind it – like cheating or something like that)
29% wear rubber or leather underwear? Can you imagine how they would feel wearing them? Not to mention how hot it would get while wearing them, they must be really uncomfortable. I bet that not even a 0.29% would like to wear those things – or even know where to buy some.
And the most interesting thing – on what drug are you on that you can state that 47% of all europeans are gay(or bi if you want to get technical)? The church bans such sodomic acts and rest of the religions dont look too fondly upon it – so the number isnt so big as you have hallucinated.
But once upon a time, in a place called Greece (the ancient version), the great society of philosophers and mathematicians and olympic athletes. They had this culture, about having sex amongst the males before marriage was a training that everyone did before the ‘big’ day. And it was normal and a natural thing – until the romans came and destroyed those ‘heathens’ and then adopted their culture, religion – with its strange marital training.
And why do you talk of America as a she? Didnt you know thats considered blasphemous?
-ZRX
p.s. That guy in the pictures prolly just lost some fool bet while drinking and now needs to pay up for it.
Hi,
I’m from europe, and I regularly bum animals. oh did I mention I love satan – I love him.
I went to Ohio once – a man wanted me to bum small boys and then kill muslims, but I just wanted to bum animals.
I thinkHitler was right, bumming animals and killin gJews are good. After all, god killed loads of Jews, so he must hate them.
Scheanfraud.
Mr Bradsteen
Erm… Shelley, sweetheart. Your founding fathers were Europeans. I don’t know how to break this to you but that’s European blood coursing through your corpulent, Big Mac-clogged veins and obviously not carrying enough oxygen to your Fox News-addled walnut of a brain.
And that language you’re mangling and abusing? That’s ENGLISH the mother tongue of ENGLAND. And before you say it, there’s no such thing as American English. It’s just you speaking English with a silly accent and spelling things poorly.
If only the Mayflower had sunk mid-voyage the world really would be a happier place. Sad, cruel but true. And we can all see how you feel about the truth.
Try leaving your backyard once in a while and developing a world view. Perhaps if you did you’d realise that Europe, and indeed the rest of the world are laughing their arses off at America.
BTW, a trip to Disneyland or Canada doesn’t count as foreign travel. Neither does a shock and awe bombing raid on Middle Eastern country.
Shelley, suck my European dick.
Also liberals are obese. Obesity is a sign of lazy decadence. Republicans are lithe becasue we hunt for our food – if fat people had their way we’d all eat junk food all day and cry tears of saturated fat because our oven chips weren’t ready on time.
“Percentage of Europeans that had sex with the same gender: 47″
Shelley, ignore the nye-sayers, your statistics are indeed accurate. I am European and I’m having sex with someone of the same gender even as I type this message.
Bottoms-up!
Those Godless, towel-head, commie europeans. Please, forgive my swearing but they are all satanic sperm swallowing bastards!
And, you know what I found out? I had to stop over in europe during a rendition flight back home and because I was under-cover the locals acted like I was one of the murdering mullahs and could only speak arabic. ALL the locals – police, army, ground crew, everyone can speak Gods language English! but as soon as the bastards hear a God-Loving American accent they all pretend they can’t understand a word of it and start making strange noises to eachother, they really hate us, I guess its borne out of jealousy that GOD choose US!
See, right there, he chose US (United States)!! what more proof does anyone need?
God Bless
Bob Pitcher
(US Navy, off the coast of Venezuala)
Shelley, you don’t work, do you? It says here you a housewife. Did you finish high school? were you ever bullied? Do you have to much time on your hands?
Stop picking on Shelley, she’s doing a great job of proving that not all americans are humourless ignorants.
It’s a joke, see?
What are you talking about?
This is no joke.. The future of America might be a joke to you, which makes you an enemy!
I am 100% serious! I love America, I love God and I love GWB!!!
Shelley
Yep, good one Shelley.
You can’t fool me, you crazy joker ;) And they say you Iowans are stupid?! No Way!!
im from europe. Im a christian and this is totaly insane! what are you trying to do? make the hole amerika hate europe? and what whould you get out of that? more hate in this big world of killing and hate?
The pictures have to be faked or set up.
For one thing, no one would be allowed to work without steel toe-capped boots, H&S which is across all of europe.
shelley said:
“Europe is a filthy Godless place!
God bless America!”
Well I guess then, that God is quite an asshole.
shelley said:
“I am 100% serious!” …Now that’s just hilarious.
“I love America, I love God” Ok. No problem with that.
“and I love GWB!!!” But that is just disgusting.
But, you amuse me. Please go on.
Stupiest site ever seen! Incest takes it’s toll, I guess…
Shelly, I see your star sign is ‘cancer’. Surely, as a good Christian, you don’t believe in astrology…?
Shelley, also, what’s this blue-and-red elephant thing for the photo? Discounting your local zoo – not to confuse you – elephants are found only in Africa and Asia.
As a good Christian, how can you emblazon something from one of those godless continents? Surely, things from Africa are good for slavery only and, as we all know, all Asians are terrorists.
I suggest to replace the image with something more American, perhaps, say, a beaver.
You just so full of yourself, arnt you? Perhaps we should stop paying your bills and see if you can survive? Oh well, atleast the rest of world knows better.
The sad thing is, ppl like you give me american mates a bad name.
Mr Bush, getting reports of another problem state…
Free thought and speech threatened by religious nutters?
Check.
Improperly executed elections?
Check.
I don’t suppose they have WMDs?
Check.
Right!
Missiles fuelling…
Missiles away…
Oh…
“The utter and complete lack of morals and the total destruction of family values are shockingly visible in todays Europe.”
This is not a problem. As the US has become more socially liberal the crime rates have dropped and social problems have decreased.
Europe’s problems lie within its economic policies – namely its “welfare” policies.
“The “man” on the picture is a delivery driver for DPD (Deutscher Paket Dienst).”
Again – the problem is not moral but economical – if the firms were to decide no one (neither men nor women) would dress up like that when working.
Your figures are wrong by the way. There’s no chance in hell that close to half of Europeans have had homosexual sex.
Shelly, you really are a sad individual! Firstly, coming from a christian – a real christian as oppose to yourself – the bible teaches you to love one another other yourself and not to judge others. Obviously you have no sin and can cast the first stone. Does god now you’re doing his job for him? And badly? You should be ashamed to even use his name against others.
By the way, I’m a Brit. And you A) need to check your facts and B) wind your neck in.
If there is a godless nation forming in this world, the USA is probably the closest to it.
I’m Portuguese and i have many relatives in america, including a female cousin born in america – a “half-breed” to Shelley understand – that has a high rank in the U.S. military.
Hate preachers, like this sample of a being called Shelley, make me wish that we, Portuguese people, never originated the discoveries in the first place and burned all the damn ships in the beach so that America would remain lost fisically, and not Espiritually like it is today.
P.S. Shelley, we did originated the discoveries and didn’t need no stilletos and leather … Surprised !!!
You mean that there will be less deathshootings in America when it will become more like Europe and go to hell?
There isn’t nearly as much shootings in any country in europe as it is in just one state in the Usa.
Just a terrific country you live in.
First of all, you Brits are practically Catholics, hardly what I’d call “real christains (sic)!” Secondly, us Americans *invented* winding our necks in so why don’t you go outside and practice what we taught you?
And to Farias, if you were HALF the American I am your country would have conquered Amercia instead of handing it over to the Dutch. And I’m not kidding! >:-(
On Judgement Day, God will give all those limp wristed Europeans EXACTLY what is coming to them. God bless.
“-Percentage of Europeans that had sex with the same gender: 47″
Only 47%? At least 80% of my friends regularly bum other men whilst wearing leather and rubber.
In fact, I’d go so far as to say probably the whole of Europe is at least bi.
HAHA. Christ, woman. You are utterly unreal, and I honestly hope you choke to death on your own bulls***, because you are completely full of it.
Get a grip. Work out that some people do things in a different way to other people. Who is being harmed as a result of one person choosing to wear rubber underwear? Fact: No-one, although some chafing might occurr. Who is being harmed as a result of your f***wit president deciding that it’d be a good idea to invade Iraq? Fact: Hundreds of people. Hundreds of people still are being harmed every day.
Which is more important? Oh, obviously the dude who wears leather underpants or the truck driver who decides that he feels more comfortable being himself and wearing a skirt and high boots.
You’re insane. Clinically so. I suggest either therapy, or perhaps assisted suicide, because it would appear you are too braindead to even manage that on your own.
Thanks.
Sweet lord, people. YHBT. YHL. HAND.
It’s refreshing to see that some people here in the states actually know how to use sarcasm.
Thank you, Shelley.
Wow. I have read most of this unbelievable nonsense for the pure entertainment quality. At this point, I have given up wanting to reply to Shelley’s comments because it seems like a waste of my time to tell someone so ignorant about how I feel. Shelley, you need to look up the difference between patriotism and nationalism. It’s a fine line, and trust me – you have crossed it a loooong time ago. As a citizen of both the US and Germany (btw, Europe is not a country and even if the US wanted to they couldn’t just invade it…) I am ashamed that a person like you exists.
Shelley, Jesus would be ashamed of you.
wow. it’s people like you that make me ashamed to be an american. Just because you dont agree with that one thing in those few pictures does NOT give you the right to go deriding all of Europe. i doubt you’ve ever even been there. And your statistics are no less than complete bullshit. i personally dont agree with a few things myself (gay marriage, etc.) but i would never go hating people because of something like that. to put it quite simply, you make me SICK. you’re the reason most people from other countries steriotype all americans to be unaccepting and fake. and if a majority of americans are like you, i can’t possibly disagree with them.
enough said.
I know why most americans try to trashtalk europe ;) and it all comes down to this picture.
http://zsombe.freeblog.hu/Files/euvsusa.jpg
(note that I made sure i did not use an american server)
Nole, sysop [at] mean.se
I am sorry Shelley, but you will burn in hell for going against what Jesus and the Bible teaches. I will be praying for you, I hope God will come to you and open your eyes.
Well I can say I’ve never read anything more stupid :) Where did u take your “facts”? From some ulta-conservative american brochure?
Oh btw. there are NO gay mariages in Europe first hand, it’s called “partnership” and it has nothing to do with marriage.
It’s neofaschos that make America more and more rigidous place to live. I’m glad I ve been born in Europe .
Vive la liberta,
Let’s face it guys-I also come from Europe. There is part of Europe that is “left-liberal” and there are people who are “right”(or “traditional liberals”). Most of Europeans are unfortunately “left-wings”(like 60-70%). Moreover-almost 90% of EU countries are “socialists”. So you also watch what you write down my friends! ;)
Frankly, I have not see man on high heels in Europe:) But here are facts:
-EU is socialistic
-In EU there are even regualtions that regulate the “proper length” of cucumbers
-In EU there are countries that two guys can get married-who gives a damn how we call it?
-EU is growing with “rapid” speed of 1-2% a year and there is 8-10% of unemployment
I am not a big fan of US either…but what is happening in EU now is making me sick. And they dare to call this kind of behaviour “freedom”! I can not even say a bad word on gays because “I could harm their feelings”(I can not criticise them!). But I can say bad words about church, religion, tradition etc and this is seen in EU as “very good”…
I wish all the best to those europeans who are still right wing and have courage to stand and fight with this insane left-wing madness that is kiliing everyone who has different point of view than Brussels(capital of “red thievs” as I call socialists)
if europe is what you say it is how come you and your leader depend on europeans (UK, Italy and France) to back you up in Iraq?
do you enjoy taking the piss out of your allies? becasue if you keep this bullshit up i assure you you will find youself surrounded by enemies
but im glad most Americans arent like you, most Americans are honest decent people, much like europeans
i hope your nation realises what your leadrer is doing to thier people and gets rid of egotistical biggot narrowminded people like you
pax Alba
Shelley I love your site. Keep up the good work!!
My stomach is aching from laughing so much. I don’t care what people say about Americans – if your country is full of people like yourself it must be the most entertaining place to live.
Oh, and thanks for the blessings and prayers!
Nice friends you have Shelley, taking pictures from a guy who they believe is gay. Isn’t that somewhat abnormal?
Point is, your religion tells you gays are wrong etc etc. I haven’t met anyone in real life here who actually is that religiouse (I know 2 or 3 religiouse people). Most of us don’t give a shit about God, it only gives trouble with other religions and when used as extreme as in the US, it makes life hell. You may believe, but keep your religion where it belongs, in the US, not in Europe. (no offence to the believers, you may all believe in whatever you want, as long as you let others out of it)
- Squig2510 (Daniel)
Instead of whining about Europe you proud patriotic Americans could start thinking about your own country for a moment. Your economy is collapsing, you are considered a joke in other countries and you are being invaded by mexicans and can’t do anything about it.
Here outside the US, all I hear on TV is how bad the american government is… heck the government even blew up its world trade center just to get an excuse to steal oil from other countries.
Shelley,
I am appalled at your website.You are giving your fellow United States Citizens a bad name.So what if the gentleman is wearing a skirt? So what if he is wearing heels? Is he harming you or yours, personally, in some manner not shown in the pictures? Is this “bad” man living in your house? No, I don’t think he is. Even if he lived next door to you, you do not have the right, God given or otherwise, to criticize him, or berate him for his lifestyle choices.(as long as he is living within the confines of the law IE: raping, killing or otherwise harming people) It is up to God (whether that be the Christian God, Allah, or the Great Spirit) to ultimately judge us all. Europeans, United States citizens,Mexicans, Canadians etc..
I implore you not to attack a single person based on a picture.In fact, I believe what you have done is a violation of our laws. (Slander and Libel come to mind)
What you have said and posted in your blog(s) isn’t helping The United States. It’s hurting us. We are the land of the free, and the home of the brave. We are the melting pot of the world.
We are the greatest democratic republic on the face of the earth. We are not a fascist country as you would lead others to believe or may even like us to be. I urge you to rethink your statements. Check your facts and attempt to clean your own backyard before cleaning the neighbors.*those in glass houses should not throw stones* I would also urge you to remove the pictures and all derogatory comments about the gentleman and Europeans. They are not the enemy to our country. You need not look so far for him. He is in the mirror looking back at you. ~Truth
Shelley said: “Europe is a filthy Godless place!”
However Europe has the Vatican City – an independent country that is the centre of the Catholic Church. Catholicism has over 1 Billion members, more than half of all Christians.
I therefore refute that Europe is “Godless”.
And by the way I am an Atheist, I just think your article was ludicrous – you said everything you wrote could be verified, but failed to when rj questioned your statistic (which are total BS by the way…).
Hey, just forget her. Instead of bashing the US we should support the people that live under that dictatorial regime.
God bless 99% of the Americans. Even the republicans, because most of them are brainwashed and don’t have a clue about what the Bush mafia is doing to their country.
Ahem. I would like the whole world to note that many citizens of the US, such as myself, are appalled by the idiocy expressed by one such as Shelley.
Sadly, I do think she believes this ridiculousness. The fact that there is not a shred of truth or logic in her beliefs doesn’t faze her.
I would say that I hope that all this drivel causes Americans to wake up and smell the stupidity, but given that Bush was re-elected in ’04, I have little hope for my country.
I think that many college kids feel as I do, so perhaps once we grow up things will change for the better. It’s our only hope.
Please, non-Americans, I ask you to realize that while the stereotype of the idiotic American is sometimes true, it isn’t always. Ignore the Shelleys of our country (or read them for a good laugh). Plenty of us over here loathe them as much as anyone else.
just hilarious!
I got these pictures through email some months ago showing clearly a woman and now I see them with a man:)
But even if he’s a man I dont see why is it bad. Its all about tolerance. I wouldnt do it for myself but then Jesus (and most other religion’s) top hit quote was “love each other” or sth:)
I just object the high heels..Its not that comfy I guess:S
Liberalism is an ideology, philosophy, and political tradition which holds liberty as the primary political value. Broadly speaking, liberalism seeks a society characterized by freedom of thought for individuals, limitations on power, especially of government and religion, the rule of law, the free exchange of ideas, a market economy that supports private enterprise, and a transparent system of government in which the rights of minorities are guaranteed.
From Wikipedia
Yea you are right, its a true discription of hell. . .
Yes, thank the Maker you’ve uncovered this cesspit of liberalism. God above knows that civilization will crumble into flames because some guy decides to wear a skirt.
Shelley.
My deepest regards for your site. I envy you for your creativity and keeping all that roleplay up and running. After reading some of your postings and comments I ran through all states of feelings between hate and happiness as there may be. After starting with the infamous Linux-article I thought you to be the probably most ignoring, narrow-minded liar (well, not really, as you seemed to truly believe in this) there could ever be. But after reading this article – especially those hilarious made-up “facts” from web.de – it became clear that it’s all a hoax. And thank God for that.
Please keep up the good work! This has got to be one of the most entertaining sites known to mankind.
Regards,
Erik
(Half-German, half-Russian – or maybe Nazi-Communist as you would put it ;-)
Thanks for your nice comment but … it is NOT a hoax.
Everything on this blog can be verified and is 100% true!
Shelley
you say : -Percentage of Europeans that had sex with the same gender: 47
Unbeliveable, do you think that near the half of the europeans people are gays ??????
where is the source ?
for you, every people who is not catholic and american is gay, terrorsit and anti-american
this is not the true ……………
Should I say I’m french? (and also, a Linux user; nobody’s perfect!) It is certainly supposed to be a filthy habit. Therefor, I must apologize for my being quite astonished while reading the posts (and I’m also suspicious: is it a bitter joke or the real thought of some so-called educated members of the human world?).
I’ve read the following message, in the thread: “Please, non-Americans, I ask you to realize that while the stereotype of the idiotic American is sometimes true, it isn’t always. Ignore the Shelleys of our country (or read them for a good laugh). Plenty of us over here loathe them as much as anyone else.”
Don’t be anxious. But for the time being, many europeans would prefer Woody Allen to GW Bush … to provide a great sense of humour and compassion.
“Everything on this blog can be verified and is 100% true!
Shelley”
Hmm, why dont you “verify” it by posting the source of your “facts” in the article?
And btw, 100% true? You said that the site was on a windows server when infact it was’nt… You sad something but did’nt bother to check first. I see that alot from you.
> What are you talking about?
> This is no joke.. The future of
> America might be a joke to you,
> which makes you an enemy!
> I am 100% serious! I love
> America, I love God and I love
> GWB!!!
> Shelley
But you’re not being very Christian. If you loved God, you would love your next. Because whatever you do to your next, you do to God (for a good explanation of how closely related these types of love are, read the latest Encyclical Letter by the Pope).
Now, your “next” doesn’t include your American neighbours living on the same street as you, it includes every man on Earth.
Do you love Saddam or BinLaden, or do you pray that God will forgive them their sins?
Probably not, as this is a very hard for most human beings.
But insulting so many people by posting anti-German propaganda is surely not a Christian act and i really hope (pray?) that you’ll either sort out your mind or that that your postings are fakes.
Having lived in Germany for almost 20 years now, I can assure you I’ve never seen, never known or never heard of people dressing like that. I don’t know a single gay person at all. If I do unknowingly, he was hiding it. But that’d mean it’s not generally accepted, wouldn’t it?
What you’re presenting here, does not reflect to Germany. It is not representative for Germany, and these “numbers” are definitely not statistically representative.
Lets look at that from a logical perspective. In logic, namely predicate logic, there are so-called quantifiers. An mirrored E and a bottom-up A. The E means “there exists”. The A means “for all”. You can use these quantifiers in fomulas such as
Ex.(IsABeer(x)), which would be “there exists at least one x which is a beer”, obviously true. E of x does not imply A of x, as:
Ax.(IsABeer(x)) would read “For all x can be said: x is a beer”. Would mean: “Everything is a beer”. Silly and obviously wrong.
Talking about gay people instead of beer now, and assuming that those pictures are no fakes, you’ve shown that there exists at least one person in Germany being like that. Now claiming that this would be true “for all” Germans, is logically incorrect. Book a university course in logic if you like to know more. These “statistics” are not true. They are not valid and they got nothing to to with modern German society. As some other famous American you probably only believe in those statistics you faked yourself, right?
That’s alright, Bush told some lies as well to lead the alliance of the willing into Iraq. Is this a common behaviour in the US? Cause the Americans I know are lovely people.
Back to topic.
I know one German lesbian though, but when talkin about lesbians i just want to refer to certain types of movies/pictures, in whose sector America has the biggest industry in the world.
As long as for every parentless child there are roughly 10 couples (heterosexual!) not being able to have children, homosexual couples don’t get any. I know this from two people working in that area.
Web.de is a German type of yahoo, providing free mail, news etc. It’s site seems to be completely German, it’s news are known to be serious. Statistics like those at issue would shock rather than “just” surprise me. I’d like to kindly ask you where, but especially HOW on earth you could get these statistics out of that page.
One more word about being gay…
Children in schools being called “gay” is one of the most often occuring forms of oral bullying. In fact, “gay” has become as flexible in German language as the f-word in English language.
“Petrol’s gettin’ more expansive? How gay’s that man?”
I myself don’t like gay people in general, because I think it’s utterly wrong by nature and by all good sense of mind. But gay people scream for tolerance. Alright, I will tolerate them as long as they tolerate that I will always see them as people doing something very wrong. Cause it’s there freedom to be like that.
I learned that the USA is the only state not being build based on a nationality (which was mainly English, French, German, Spanish etc. back then), but on a dream. The dream of freedom.
So where is your freedom when it comes to sexuality? Other peoples’ bed-life is not your business, neither that of your state.
That’s freedom. That’s Europe. That’s not America :p
Er…
I’m french (from Europe), I’m 32 yers old. I love travel in the world when I can buy one.
I have done my studies in Great Britain.
And…
In my entire life, I haven’t seen one man like that in the street !!!
I know some gay peoples, they live like everyone. What is the difference ? Oh, they fuck the same sex ? Hum… Is there a very large problem ? Shelley, if you want to help people, try to help people by give work to workless, give water in the waterless land, do research for a new free energetic source, etc…
The truth is out there, shelley…
Shelley, you are republican liar and demagogue.
You even don’t know what is liberalism. You should learn anything about other side and THEN you can deprecate it.
You couple situation in Europe with liberalism. But I guarantee you that situation in States is same or even further worse.
Shelley,
The stupidity of your blog is an insult to our country… you must be one of those cheese eating surrender monkey trying to make fun of us.
I have read a lot of your articles Shelley…..
But it strikes me that you have a totaly sick and twisted mind.
You are the biggest discrace for the USA after GW Bush.
Shame on you!
You are abusing the Freedom-of-speech in the USA, you should be arrested for doing that.
Greetings from Belgium (but you won’t even know what it is)
As in my opinion a wise man once said (and i believe he should get a pullizer!) “I’m not saying there must be a law against stupidity, I’m just saying: let’s take the safety labels of everything and let the problem solve it self!”
btw I use UBUNTU and Firefox…. (linux based!) hate me for it. !!!!
you are an ignorant, bigoted fuckwit. With citizens like you, along with your grubby oil-grabbing warmonger of a president and daddies cronies, it is no wonder that the rest of the world think America is full of morons and a place full of hatred.
And you wonder why you are hated and loathed; go figure!
you are an ignorant bigoted fuckwit and a disgrace to the United States of America
Shelley…
It’s people like you that make me utterly embarrassed to be an American.
I have a few suggestions for you….
1. Quit pretending that you are some kind of correspondent from Fox News and learn how to back-up your statements with hard facts and references. It’s easy to throw up some numbers and lie through statistics. Anyone can do it..
For example, did you know that 98.9% of the people reading this thread on your site think you are a moron. It’s a fact. Look it up.
2. Take a break from the keyboard commando’s and step outside into the real world once in a while. The fresh air will do you good. I know it’s a dangerous world out there so be careful. You know you just might run into someone that doesn’t conform to your twisted vision of America. Oh yes…. They’re out there.
3. Now… I know this is never going to happen, but I feel like wasting a little more time at work, so I’ll throw this out there anyway. If you get really, really brave and you happen to make it outside your front door, you might actually think about going to Europe once and see for yourself. I’ve been there many times to many different countries and I never cease to be amazed at how kind and graceously europeans treat Americans. (Although fools like you will probably ruin that for the rest of us).
4. If all else fails and you just can’t handle the liberization of America (it’s coming sweetie, I promise you)…. well, I hear that Marshall Applewhite and his Heaven’s Gate gang are in their spaceship right now and they are heading back this way for Rapture II. Just take a drink of his kool-aid and wait. He’ll be here any minute now…
Lorry driver? You stupid cow, he is a police-officer! You should know it from the pink jacket!
Right to the point, Belgian poster :
Two-Thirds of young Americans are geographically inept
About your blog Shelley, your ignorance and crappy way of thinking is typical of what we, “old” Europeans like so much to laugh at. But in your case it’s properly staggering!
I’m afraid you’d never get it, so just keep on and let’s laugh! I just feel sorry for normal people in the US.
Greetings from _somewhere else than USA_
Wow!
I am just too flabbergasted to even make an intelligent comment regarding such utter fabrications.
To you Europeans who’ve taken the time to respond here. Please do not judge all of us (US Citizens) by the words of one crackpot loony! The VAST majority of us are more liberal than not but our electoral college gives the small, ignorant populations in the Red-States far too much power.
Even given that major flaw in our political system, people like Shelly are very, very rare but also VERY, VERY vocal.
I love Europe and it’s people as do many of my countrymen. Loonies like Shelly excepted, of course.
Shelly – you WILL burn in hell!
What’s wrong with all you people – it’s clearly a joke. Or is this some sort of cunning double bluff and the outraged-of-dicksplatt-ohio comments are all meant to be ironic. Damn, humour is so complicated these days. Anyway, I’m a wet, liberal, godless European and don’t feel in the least bit offended. And it is a well known fact that Germans and Austrians have always been a little too keen on leather clothing.
Stupid fascist…
Stop making up statistics, it is not big and it is not clever!
Oh my god! I’ve never seen such a pile of shite in all my life. Don’t be suprised if people track you down and hunt you for sport Shelley, it’s going to happen.
You have no right to say what you said, I think you should apologize, before I join the mob to come and find you.
Have a nice day indeed.
Unacceptable!
He should wear a saftey helmet!
I hope you’re wrong with the percentages, but unluckly it’s just a matter of time: Families and work will be distructed in Europe for the europeans : only arabs will survive in Europe, time will confirm this! Same way time has demonstrated that ” communism is a way to nowhere “.
If you want a proff of this please ask North Koreans or those commies who killed russian queen Anastasia, now they are dead too but theirs granddaughters now are selling their bodies for 20/30$in the middle of the roads ) … ( An European that loves America )
Rubbergirl
Do you mean to tell me that you found Angelina Jolie in Mr & Mrs Smith “ugly/weird” in a short rubber dress, or for that matter Milla Jovovich in a red leather corset a bad thing???Sheesh!!!!
Shelley please, do not listen to all those nay-sayers and keep the good work. You trully are my hero for bringing me a good and hearty laugh so often with your very personnal view of the world (US Vs God Forsaken non US).
Either you are a master of irony, for which i applaud you, or a very sick person but either way you so much fun that it doesnt matter in the end.
A sinful, godless european… Oh and a french one with that which makes it worse in your book i guess :)
I (an English Linux using student!!!) would love to see you verify these facts as you claim to be able to.
Where do you get your facts from? Because it looks like you pull them straight out of your arse(yes thats how you spell the word ass in real english! And color is spelt colour! And English originated in England, not America, hence the name!
You seem to be very patriotic and thats not a bad thing, however you also seem to be a racist who makes up statistics.
Prove me wrong!
Speaking for Europe it should be interesting to tell us if you know where your roots are from. Either you’re a native American which in most cases means an extinct tribe of people or your ancestors were born to Europe or Asia.
Hi Selley,
you are really amazing. All your posts here are nonsense but since I’me european I’m going to answer to this one.
I would only remind you that you all americans are coming from Europe. Your granfather probably was coming from England, Spain or Greece maybe. But maybe you don’t know these things…that’s an old story.
Last but not lest since you keep on talking about God I remind you that he was borne in middle-east (that house on the terrorists…brrr) and his main church is in Italy (do you know pizza, mafia, the boot-shaped country in Europe)?
Regards,
Hoz
P.S.
You do not even have your own language, since you speak english :-)
I just have to praise you for your imagination.
You have just confirmed what many Europeans think of Americans, as naive and “stupid” people that put their faith in one of the worst leaders ever.
I would reccomend that you come to Europe and see for yourself. And for your information, “Europe” is not a country, it is several countries that happens to be placed on the same continent. Not all of these countries have what you describes as “liberal” governments either.
Shelley, will you marry me?
a (french) fan
shelly you must by very stupid with your comments,by the way your stupidity reached far more than you expected,ex:romaina,bulgaria,hungary,and all the continent.And guess what your a vip to all of us beaucause you are funny(stupid)you are now a joke and specialy even the kids laugh when they hear about the crapness you say.I can wait that my boy is growing up to tell the story about you(guess i use Linux{slackware}and he will be a nazi)like american’s way of steeling oil and killing people,by the way i am a Cristian you stupid idiot.
Peace to you,and europe is beautiful i live in belgium and i can tell you that,and by the way i speak 4 language just beaucause are beautiful(pardon my bad english)you are stupid,very stupid,and hope you will live long so i can tell my kids about the stupidity of the americans.
This bolg of your is quite funny,never laugh so well in years.redneck
Ummm, just would like to know from which sanatorium you have escaped ? And how the hell they still haven’t got you back ?
I’m really sad with the post… I’m positivly sure that you have never been out of united states… I’m Portuguese and I’ve visit so many cities and been in contact with so many different cultures… I’ve been to asia, south america, many countries in europe… european people ar so much open minded than you! You know how many countries don’t like or desagree on your ‘dearest’ president?? did u know, before he was president of the USA, he had business with bin laden? Everyone knows it except the americans!! In portugal, we are tired of thinking how did he win the presidency of USA. And you talk about statistics… and what’s the statistics on violency, murderes, kidnapping, poverty, fatness, bad nutrition, ignorant people, and so on… in your country? and what about your country history? At least my country has history for thousands of years before crist. Shame on you…
Shelly thats me in the photos, and I am ashamed. Ashamed to be German, ashamed people think I am a pervert but most of all I am god dammed ashamed of that pink jacket, like it is so Kylie 1987, what was I thinking, please citizens of the US send me over one of your “christian” trailer trash table cloth excuse of a smock that I am so sure you and you hillbilly brother loving, minus IQ Darwin leftovers call a dress.
“98% of Europeans think that America is a lovely country spoilt only by moronic half-wit Republicans.”
Exactly!
Man I love this site,,,,, 500000% of shelly is a fat bigmac loving bitch, 233.13% of Americans have had sex with shelly. Shelly’s husband doesn’t know what to have sex with at night. Big fat shelly or her bigmac. 100% of people that say other people are godless are stupid.
EVERYONE, we need to stop the stupid people on this planet, we have to stop them from procreating before we all end up with a shelly in the family. Why is it that the lazy stupid Americans are the ones who put up a website where they spread lies and hate in the name of god
You mean people quit picking on shelly. I’m sure that there are lazy, fat, stupid, people in every country. I say let the man from the country where a retarded person has never been born throw the first stone at shelly. It’s easy to understand the world when your IQ is over 100. but for those people in the world who were born with IQs less then 100, the world can be a very hard to understand place. She is only trying to share and be part of this world, just like the rest of us. She can’t help it if she was born with a IQ of 57. Please, when you read these words of hers, remember that she is a poor fat stupid retarded slob. And she was most likely born that way, and can’t help it.
Hey Shelly, where is that brainless, dickless father of yours that thinks Linux is evil. I really miss his rants about shit he dont even understand. Its much better then this crap about who lives where and dresses how.
man this guy in the office brings up your page like once a week, then sends the page to everyone here like your some kind of joke or somethin. I hope everyone here doesn’t submit comments to you. This is all so stupid. If you want to do comedy just go on the roard and tell jokes like everyone else.
Let the poor guy alone, he looks cute ^^