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		<title>By: Moralic Aethiest</title>
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		<dc:creator>Moralic Aethiest</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Nov 2010 20:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>5 ways to kill an Aethiest:
1.Take the holy bible and club them to death.
2.Put cyanide on a cross and give it to them.
3.Mix there food with Jesus&#039;s blood and they will become drunk and die.
4.Fill their Darwin crap with cocaine and get them aressted for drug use.
5.My favourite!: Stab them with a church candle stick!</description>
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1.Take the holy bible and club them to death.<br />
2.Put cyanide on a cross and give it to them.<br />
3.Mix there food with Jesus&#8217;s blood and they will become drunk and die.<br />
4.Fill their Darwin crap with cocaine and get them aressted for drug use.<br />
5.My favourite!: Stab them with a church candle stick!</p>
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		<title>By: Whatever</title>
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		<dc:creator>Whatever</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 05:52:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>see this is why everyone hates us please stop making us christians look like rough self righteous ignorant jerks. I&#039;ll tell you everything that was wrong with this crap on a list below:1. Pray at least twice a day. Don’t forget to include the soldiers and our President!

I bet you don&#039;t pray for obama because repussies are whiny but I agree with that ok but not sure if I will do this I don&#039;t like to ritualize but i pray when i get a chance. Jesus will protect them no matter what.

2. Consume. Buy gas as much as you need, buy presents for our kids and friends for christmas. This may sound strange to you but it’s actually quite important. We need to keep our economy going. Therefore: Buy as much as you need and can!

Wow this has to be some sort of jerk and I&#039;ll buy as much I can afford because I&#039;m impoverished but of course you repussies are such holy rollers but care little to nothing about the poor or the sick or anyone whose defenseless and can&#039;t benefit you.I know what its like to sacrafice and improvise something most of you spoiled greedy prejudice repussies know nothing about.

3. Buy American cars. Why wants the stupid japanese mini-cars anyway, right? So go out and buy and drive your SUV or Pickup!

Foreign cars are better I care about safety over some false sense of patriotism. you have proved what I said about the bigotry/ racist thing with repussies you people are close minded and ignorant is baffeling.

4. Don’t criticize the government, because that would weaken our position in the War on Terror!

I will if its not doing the right thing!! Its my perogative and its called freedom of speech a constitutional right.Communist like feedback will not help improve the gov. ahhhhh you people are brain dead man.


5. Have kids! Don’t ever abort kids, raise them as strong and decent Americans!

I&#039;m pro-choice and sometimes abortion is fine like in the case of rape,incest,to save the mom,if the kids mentally challeged,or sickly. I mean its pretty selfish to force the kid to live a life where they are meaningless waste of space. I would def. abort the baby before letting it live a poor quality life on this Earthly crap shoot. You medalling trouble maker mind your own business.

6. Don’t tolerate liberalism. Engage in discussion, have arguments, stick with your opinion until the fight is won. Don’t ever back down. Don’t take sh*t from anybody! Make your opinions known every chance you get! Bumper stickers, t-shirt, signatures….

Wow you are so insensitive and offensive and just intolerant its amazing lol def. living up to the antipathetic views of many repussies.

7. Vote! Vote for God, liberty and justice for all! Vote republican!


What aload of crap you from dictator facist. What a lame attempt to sway the misguided that whole party represents everything God despises self righteous traditions mixed with judgemental bigotry shame on you. Not to mention you guys don&#039;t care about the poor I guess you selective readers only read some of the bible.


8. Put up a flag! Show your patriotism.


Wow what a clechaeu u know just 4 this i won&#039;t put up a flag how do you like me now? you don&#039;t have to have some flag to symbolize your allegiance ahhh!

9. Open up a website! For example just like this one. Currently the liberals are dominating the internet. But not much longer.

Nope theres plenty of you control freak pseudo christians roaming the internet trolling away. this is just repulsive.



10. Write down and remember all of the above!

I rather vommit it up or crap it out thanks bye.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>see this is why everyone hates us please stop making us christians look like rough self righteous ignorant jerks. I&#8217;ll tell you everything that was wrong with this crap on a list below:1. Pray at least twice a day. Don’t forget to include the soldiers and our President!</p>
<p>I bet you don&#8217;t pray for obama because repussies are whiny but I agree with that ok but not sure if I will do this I don&#8217;t like to ritualize but i pray when i get a chance. Jesus will protect them no matter what.</p>
<p>2. Consume. Buy gas as much as you need, buy presents for our kids and friends for christmas. This may sound strange to you but it’s actually quite important. We need to keep our economy going. Therefore: Buy as much as you need and can!</p>
<p>Wow this has to be some sort of jerk and I&#8217;ll buy as much I can afford because I&#8217;m impoverished but of course you repussies are such holy rollers but care little to nothing about the poor or the sick or anyone whose defenseless and can&#8217;t benefit you.I know what its like to sacrafice and improvise something most of you spoiled greedy prejudice repussies know nothing about.</p>
<p>3. Buy American cars. Why wants the stupid japanese mini-cars anyway, right? So go out and buy and drive your SUV or Pickup!</p>
<p>Foreign cars are better I care about safety over some false sense of patriotism. you have proved what I said about the bigotry/ racist thing with repussies you people are close minded and ignorant is baffeling.</p>
<p>4. Don’t criticize the government, because that would weaken our position in the War on Terror!</p>
<p>I will if its not doing the right thing!! Its my perogative and its called freedom of speech a constitutional right.Communist like feedback will not help improve the gov. ahhhhh you people are brain dead man.</p>
<p>5. Have kids! Don’t ever abort kids, raise them as strong and decent Americans!</p>
<p>I&#8217;m pro-choice and sometimes abortion is fine like in the case of rape,incest,to save the mom,if the kids mentally challeged,or sickly. I mean its pretty selfish to force the kid to live a life where they are meaningless waste of space. I would def. abort the baby before letting it live a poor quality life on this Earthly crap shoot. You medalling trouble maker mind your own business.</p>
<p>6. Don’t tolerate liberalism. Engage in discussion, have arguments, stick with your opinion until the fight is won. Don’t ever back down. Don’t take sh*t from anybody! Make your opinions known every chance you get! Bumper stickers, t-shirt, signatures….</p>
<p>Wow you are so insensitive and offensive and just intolerant its amazing lol def. living up to the antipathetic views of many repussies.</p>
<p>7. Vote! Vote for God, liberty and justice for all! Vote republican!</p>
<p>What aload of crap you from dictator facist. What a lame attempt to sway the misguided that whole party represents everything God despises self righteous traditions mixed with judgemental bigotry shame on you. Not to mention you guys don&#8217;t care about the poor I guess you selective readers only read some of the bible.</p>
<p>8. Put up a flag! Show your patriotism.</p>
<p>Wow what a clechaeu u know just 4 this i won&#8217;t put up a flag how do you like me now? you don&#8217;t have to have some flag to symbolize your allegiance ahhh!</p>
<p>9. Open up a website! For example just like this one. Currently the liberals are dominating the internet. But not much longer.</p>
<p>Nope theres plenty of you control freak pseudo christians roaming the internet trolling away. this is just repulsive.</p>
<p>10. Write down and remember all of the above!</p>
<p>I rather vommit it up or crap it out thanks bye.</p>
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		<title>By: Adolf Hitler</title>
		<link>http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2005/12/03/10-ways-to-be-a-good-american.aspx/comment-page-1#comment-99312772</link>
		<dc:creator>Adolf Hitler</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 23:58:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ shelley 
you are the most fucked up mental retard that ever walked the planet. you deserve to be raped by some homosexual liberals or &quot;lie-brals&quot;. you should shut this site down immediatly or learn to spell. it feels like im argueing with a kindergartner who doesnt have the faintest fucking idea what their talking about and constantly brings up points that make no sense, are false, and go against what they say they believe in. so shelley, heres a big fat FUCK YOU UP THE ASS GO BACK TO SMOKING YOUR GOD DAMN METH AND COME BACK WHEN YOU FINISH KINDERGARTEN.
and on that happy note, go to hell.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ shelley<br />
you are the most fucked up mental retard that ever walked the planet. you deserve to be raped by some homosexual liberals or &#8220;lie-brals&#8221;. you should shut this site down immediatly or learn to spell. it feels like im argueing with a kindergartner who doesnt have the faintest fucking idea what their talking about and constantly brings up points that make no sense, are false, and go against what they say they believe in. so shelley, heres a big fat FUCK YOU UP THE ASS GO BACK TO SMOKING YOUR GOD DAMN METH AND COME BACK WHEN YOU FINISH KINDERGARTEN.<br />
and on that happy note, go to hell.</p>
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		<title>By: fig00r</title>
		<link>http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2005/12/03/10-ways-to-be-a-good-american.aspx/comment-page-1#comment-12112</link>
		<dc:creator>fig00r</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2006 06:56:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;You libbies make me sick; you expect the world to sit around and sing kumbaya and make love not war when that?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s not simply the case. &quot;

Hey, isn&#039;t that a line from GTA:Vice City?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;You libbies make me sick; you expect the world to sit around and sing kumbaya and make love not war when that?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s not simply the case. &#8221;</p>
<p>Hey, isn&#8217;t that a line from GTA:Vice City?</p>
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		<title>By: DINO</title>
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		<dc:creator>DINO</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Aug 2006 22:16:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>God how I love how you heathens don&#039;t believe in anything but wish rape and death on poor Shelley, in addition to eternal damnation, so I hope you&#039;ll appreciate the irony in that. She&#039;s correct in some areas, and wrong in others. I&#039;m just as certain that many of you who lament Africa&#039;s plight don&#039;t even donate to ameliorate the suffering. Here&#039;s the problem with Africa: the lack of honest governing authorities. Rather than continuing to blame colonial powers for Africa&#039;s problems, many should look to their governments like Zimbabwe&#039;s Mugabe for the runaway inflation and endless suffering of their economies. You libbies make me sick; you expect the world to sit around and sing kumbaya and make love not war when that&#039;s not simply the case.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>God how I love how you heathens don&#8217;t believe in anything but wish rape and death on poor Shelley, in addition to eternal damnation, so I hope you&#8217;ll appreciate the irony in that. She&#8217;s correct in some areas, and wrong in others. I&#8217;m just as certain that many of you who lament Africa&#8217;s plight don&#8217;t even donate to ameliorate the suffering. Here&#8217;s the problem with Africa: the lack of honest governing authorities. Rather than continuing to blame colonial powers for Africa&#8217;s problems, many should look to their governments like Zimbabwe&#8217;s Mugabe for the runaway inflation and endless suffering of their economies. You libbies make me sick; you expect the world to sit around and sing kumbaya and make love not war when that&#8217;s not simply the case.</p>
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		<title>By: office_tramp</title>
		<link>http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2005/12/03/10-ways-to-be-a-good-american.aspx/comment-page-1#comment-9484</link>
		<dc:creator>office_tramp</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Aug 2006 22:34:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>We could always just feed Shelly to the Africans. Being a {fat}American I&#039;m sure they&#039;ll be plenty to go round!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We could always just feed Shelly to the Africans. Being a {fat}American I&#8217;m sure they&#8217;ll be plenty to go round!</p>
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		<title>By: True Christian</title>
		<link>http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2005/12/03/10-ways-to-be-a-good-american.aspx/comment-page-1#comment-9483</link>
		<dc:creator>True Christian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Aug 2006 21:31:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ shelley

WE CAN NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THE SUFFERING ON THE PLANET!
If you feed Africans they will have children and you have to feed the children, they will have more children and you have to feed them all. IT HAS TO STOP SOMEWHERE!.
There are limits to our capability. And we are better cruel to a now small number of people than to a very large number of people in 50 years, my God.

I suggest to only give food to africans that have been sterilized. That is the only logical way to approach it. 

This sounds JUST LIKE HITLER.... Oh GOD... S HELL ey....Are you Hitler Reborn?

PS: IF you Feed Shelley and her minions, they will have children, and a Diabolical Army of small Anticrists will take over our precious world, killing and enslaving all GOD has created

May GOD save you from the Demon that posseses you.... I pray for those you have infected with your sinfull devil talk... I really do... Begone Beelzebub... In the name of GOD THE ALLMIGHY...BE GONE...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ shelley</p>
<p>WE CAN NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THE SUFFERING ON THE PLANET!<br />
If you feed Africans they will have children and you have to feed the children, they will have more children and you have to feed them all. IT HAS TO STOP SOMEWHERE!.<br />
There are limits to our capability. And we are better cruel to a now small number of people than to a very large number of people in 50 years, my God.</p>
<p>I suggest to only give food to africans that have been sterilized. That is the only logical way to approach it. </p>
<p>This sounds JUST LIKE HITLER&#8230;. Oh GOD&#8230; S HELL ey&#8230;.Are you Hitler Reborn?</p>
<p>PS: IF you Feed Shelley and her minions, they will have children, and a Diabolical Army of small Anticrists will take over our precious world, killing and enslaving all GOD has created</p>
<p>May GOD save you from the Demon that posseses you&#8230;. I pray for those you have infected with your sinfull devil talk&#8230; I really do&#8230; Begone Beelzebub&#8230; In the name of GOD THE ALLMIGHY&#8230;BE GONE&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Anon</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jun 2006 04:57:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It saddens me to know that our poor troops, going through a living hell in a place far from home, are fighting for inconcievable fascist bigots like you, shelley.

I&#039;m also an atheist, which doesn&#039;t make me too happy that I can&#039;t be a good american without worshipping a mythical diety. If there is a hell, I hope to see you being raped and ripped apart by demons, over and over. And if I do see that come the day when I am wrong, I&#039;ll spend eternity laughing at your unbelievably rightwing eco-fascist dumbass.

Say hi to a gun barrel, shelley.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It saddens me to know that our poor troops, going through a living hell in a place far from home, are fighting for inconcievable fascist bigots like you, shelley.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m also an atheist, which doesn&#8217;t make me too happy that I can&#8217;t be a good american without worshipping a mythical diety. If there is a hell, I hope to see you being raped and ripped apart by demons, over and over. And if I do see that come the day when I am wrong, I&#8217;ll spend eternity laughing at your unbelievably rightwing eco-fascist dumbass.</p>
<p>Say hi to a gun barrel, shelley.</p>
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		<title>By: potto</title>
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		<dc:creator>potto</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jun 2006 18:08:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>1. Pray at least twice a day. Don?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥t forget to include the soldiers and our President!

do you think god appreciates you quit openly ddisobeying the first commandment (thou shalt not kill) and do you thin he really wants you to ASK HIM FOR HELP?!?!?!? have you even read the bible?

2. Consume. Buy gas as much as you need, buy presents for our kids and friends for christmas. This may sound strange to you but it?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s actually quite important. We need to keep our economy going. Therefore: Buy as much as you need and can!
do you know what pollution is? did you also know that america creates 25% of all the worlds pollution? you may not think the rest of the world matters but when acid rain is killing trees so there isnt enough oxygen, and killing crops so there isnt any food, will you reconsider?!?!?
3. Buy American cars. Who wants the stupid japanese mini-cars anyway, right? So go out and buy and drive your SUV or Pickup!
again, do you know how much pollution SUV&#039;s cause??
4. Don?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥t criticize the government, because that would weaken our position in the War on Terror!
terrorists are people who dont want anyone to disagree with their views, right? by saying not to disagree you are by definition a terrorist! (you absolute fool)
5. Have kids! Don?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥t ever abort kids, raise them as strong and decent Americans! 
Fine. but... when you said that the rest of the world doent matter, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING?!?! do you realise that most of your food and clothes are made in other countries? when you have worked in a sweatshop for 18 hours a day earning about 2 pence a year, then i will listen if you say other countries (the rich ones you are making clothes for) dont matter.
6. Don?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥t tolerate liberalism. Engage in discussion, have arguments, stick with your opinion until the fight is won. Don?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥t ever back down. Don?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥t take sh*t from anybody! Make your opinions known every chance you get! Bumper stickers, t-shirt, signatures?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?Ç¬?.
Surely not wanting any other political parties is fascism. (or communism)
7. Vote! Vote for God, liberty and justice for all! Vote republican!
again fascism. how come facism is ok when its you saying it but not anyone else?
8. Put up a flag! Show your patriotism.
flags again made in sweatshops IN THOSE DIRTY AFRICAN COUNTRIES YOU HATE SO MUCH! if you think they are so bad whyare you supporting their economy so damn much
9. Open up a website! For example just like this one. Currently the liberals are dominating the internet. But not much longer.
once again FACISM!

if every other country is so wrong how come everyone i know i so much cleverer than you? (im english by the way)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1. Pray at least twice a day. Don?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥t forget to include the soldiers and our President!</p>
<p>do you think god appreciates you quit openly ddisobeying the first commandment (thou shalt not kill) and do you thin he really wants you to ASK HIM FOR HELP?!?!?!? have you even read the bible?</p>
<p>2. Consume. Buy gas as much as you need, buy presents for our kids and friends for christmas. This may sound strange to you but it?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s actually quite important. We need to keep our economy going. Therefore: Buy as much as you need and can!<br />
do you know what pollution is? did you also know that america creates 25% of all the worlds pollution? you may not think the rest of the world matters but when acid rain is killing trees so there isnt enough oxygen, and killing crops so there isnt any food, will you reconsider?!?!?<br />
3. Buy American cars. Who wants the stupid japanese mini-cars anyway, right? So go out and buy and drive your SUV or Pickup!<br />
again, do you know how much pollution SUV&#8217;s cause??<br />
4. Don?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥t criticize the government, because that would weaken our position in the War on Terror!<br />
terrorists are people who dont want anyone to disagree with their views, right? by saying not to disagree you are by definition a terrorist! (you absolute fool)<br />
5. Have kids! Don?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥t ever abort kids, raise them as strong and decent Americans!<br />
Fine. but&#8230; when you said that the rest of the world doent matter, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING?!?! do you realise that most of your food and clothes are made in other countries? when you have worked in a sweatshop for 18 hours a day earning about 2 pence a year, then i will listen if you say other countries (the rich ones you are making clothes for) dont matter.<br />
6. Don?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥t tolerate liberalism. Engage in discussion, have arguments, stick with your opinion until the fight is won. Don?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥t ever back down. Don?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥t take sh*t from anybody! Make your opinions known every chance you get! Bumper stickers, t-shirt, signatures?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?Ç¬?.<br />
Surely not wanting any other political parties is fascism. (or communism)<br />
7. Vote! Vote for God, liberty and justice for all! Vote republican!<br />
again fascism. how come facism is ok when its you saying it but not anyone else?<br />
8. Put up a flag! Show your patriotism.<br />
flags again made in sweatshops IN THOSE DIRTY AFRICAN COUNTRIES YOU HATE SO MUCH! if you think they are so bad whyare you supporting their economy so damn much<br />
9. Open up a website! For example just like this one. Currently the liberals are dominating the internet. But not much longer.<br />
once again FACISM!</p>
<p>if every other country is so wrong how come everyone i know i so much cleverer than you? (im english by the way)</p>
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		<title>By: George W. Bush</title>
		<link>http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2005/12/03/10-ways-to-be-a-good-american.aspx/comment-page-1#comment-5398</link>
		<dc:creator>George W. Bush</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jun 2006 14:26:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dear Shelley,
as you might know I am not a big reader. Most long text bore me to death. Allthemore I really appreciate your webiste ShelleyTheRepublican.com. Thanks for all the great entertainment, news and wisdom. You know what: Me and my staff often get great ideas from your website, so you can say that your web site is more or less involved in our policy making. Of course, I am the decider, but I rely on good people like you with their hearts and minds on the right spot.
Keep up the great work Shelley.
Yours,
George W. Bush, Commander in Chief.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear Shelley,<br />
as you might know I am not a big reader. Most long text bore me to death. Allthemore I really appreciate your webiste ShelleyTheRepublican.com. Thanks for all the great entertainment, news and wisdom. You know what: Me and my staff often get great ideas from your website, so you can say that your web site is more or less involved in our policy making. Of course, I am the decider, but I rely on good people like you with their hearts and minds on the right spot.<br />
Keep up the great work Shelley.<br />
Yours,<br />
George W. Bush, Commander in Chief.</p>
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		<title>By: pellgarlic</title>
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		<dc:creator>pellgarlic</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 May 2006 14:11:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>how anyone can take this stuff seriously is beyond me - this site is hilarious! 

there is NO WAY this is serious, i refuse to believe it. it&#039;s just one big hoax, it&#039;s too extreme to be real. 

the comments appended to the articles on this site are anachronistic - the people who make this site are having a laugh.

they amuse themselves that people actually respond to their ridiculous assertions and allegations. it is obviously said in jest (albeit a very extreme form of jest, designed to provoke and enrage those who take it seriously).

i can&#039;t accept that anyone is really that screwed up ... it MUST be a joke. i believe the word i&#039;m looking for is &quot;satire&quot;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>how anyone can take this stuff seriously is beyond me &#8211; this site is hilarious! </p>
<p>there is NO WAY this is serious, i refuse to believe it. it&#8217;s just one big hoax, it&#8217;s too extreme to be real. </p>
<p>the comments appended to the articles on this site are anachronistic &#8211; the people who make this site are having a laugh.</p>
<p>they amuse themselves that people actually respond to their ridiculous assertions and allegations. it is obviously said in jest (albeit a very extreme form of jest, designed to provoke and enrage those who take it seriously).</p>
<p>i can&#8217;t accept that anyone is really that screwed up &#8230; it MUST be a joke. i believe the word i&#8217;m looking for is &#8220;satire&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>By: Steve</title>
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		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 May 2006 03:24:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics, even if you win you&#039;re still retarded.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics, even if you win you&#8217;re still retarded.</p>
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		<title>By: Right on Shelly!!!</title>
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		<dc:creator>Right on Shelly!!!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 May 2006 16:46:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey, forget what everyone else has been saying about your ideas.  You&#039;re on the right track.  

I admire your ability to speak your mind... regardless of what rational people might think.  I admire your thinly veiled racist views (just wondering... racism, is that fad back in style or something?!).  Also, considering i&#039;m originally from Africa and I&#039;m gay, should I just go ahead and sterilize myself?  How exactly should I do that?  Some sort of modified coat hanger device... dunno, I really haven&#039;t put the kind of thought into this as you obviously have.

And about this war on terror... or better yet, the war on drugs, how&#039;s that one going?  My country has also declared war... war on insolence.  (Yeah, I know, I know, it&#039;s silly to have a war on a concept, but if the US Government can do it, so can mine!)  Anyway, our mandate is much the same as yours... which is to exterminate anyone who doesn&#039;t think, look and act exactly like us.  Yeah!  Screw everyone else, i&#039;m a true patriot!

Ok.  You got me, I don&#039;t really admire you.  Nice website though...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey, forget what everyone else has been saying about your ideas.  You&#8217;re on the right track.  </p>
<p>I admire your ability to speak your mind&#8230; regardless of what rational people might think.  I admire your thinly veiled racist views (just wondering&#8230; racism, is that fad back in style or something?!).  Also, considering i&#8217;m originally from Africa and I&#8217;m gay, should I just go ahead and sterilize myself?  How exactly should I do that?  Some sort of modified coat hanger device&#8230; dunno, I really haven&#8217;t put the kind of thought into this as you obviously have.</p>
<p>And about this war on terror&#8230; or better yet, the war on drugs, how&#8217;s that one going?  My country has also declared war&#8230; war on insolence.  (Yeah, I know, I know, it&#8217;s silly to have a war on a concept, but if the US Government can do it, so can mine!)  Anyway, our mandate is much the same as yours&#8230; which is to exterminate anyone who doesn&#8217;t think, look and act exactly like us.  Yeah!  Screw everyone else, i&#8217;m a true patriot!</p>
<p>Ok.  You got me, I don&#8217;t really admire you.  Nice website though&#8230;</p>
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