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Dear Readers:

Freedom of Speech is one of the core values of in this great land of ours. Everybody has a say, within some very strictly defined limits.

Below you’ll find one of the many hateful emails we at STR receive every day. Just go ahead and read how wrong and stupid they are.

Kind regards,
Shelley N. Goodman

From: xxxxxxx@gmail.com
Subject: A Concerned Viewer
Date: June 27, 2009 5:46:07 AM GMT+02:00
To: shelley@shelleytherepublican.com

Warning: What follows is, yes, criticizing your site, so if you can’t handle criticism, please, read the last paragraph. If anything, I would want you to read that.

From the moment I clicked on the link to your site from Uncyclopedia’s page on ‘Conservatives’ I felt an unholy shiver trickle down my spine. I knew I had gone in over my head. When that page loaded the conserva-rays being emitted from my computer caused all the nature in my house to die. I had to rush my cat to the hospital due to severe internal hemorrhaging. The doctors said the only people on earth causing such a blight to nature was Bush, or perhaps McCain, but it appears there’s a rival for their conservative-ness. I’m pretty sure all my goldfish are dead. The Origin of Species crinkled and burned on my book shelf, only leaving a blackened husk. Even the Bible got singed, which boggled me even more.

I, luckily, don’t lean incredibly towards Conservatism or Liberalism very much, so I got by even if reading your site gave me an intense headache.

The level of brainwashed propaganda on that site would make Josef Stalin cringe. A was wracked with hearty guffows reading the options for your current poll, What is Barack HUSSEIN Obama’s hidden agenda? I find also find your lack of real evidence against Obama has lead you to criticzing his name, instead of anything solid. The same goes for the ‘Democ-rats’. Clicking “God’s Hitlist’, finally did the Bible in, it burst into flames throwing burning shreds everywhere. Had it still been intact it would have done that very same thing yet again when I clicked on ‘Problems’.

I don’t know if your ‘pastor’ is real or if he’s just made-up by you people to brain-wash some more hapless individuals, but regardless you might want to hire a new guy cause he ain’t a man of god, that’s for sure.

“I personally have no problem with you, but unfortunately you are going to Hell. It’s not me who says that – it’s God.”

I like how this man poses as a herald of God, by constantly saying that you’re going to Hell without showing the shred of compassion or diginity God would have. It pains me that a person like myself is more holy than this ‘holy’ man.

I also find it funny how this ‘pastor’ constantly whores your site, exclaiming to donate to your site, and yelling at people ‘Vote Republican!’, even more convincing me this man is just a figment of your narrow mind. God would be very ashamed of you.

But here, I’ll humor you. I want a real, good reason why, for example, gay marriage shouldn’t be allowed or gays at all for that matter. My gay and lesbian brothers and sisters (Metaphorically of course, though my sister is bi) do no harm to this world. They spread happiness and optimism everywhere they go and are viciously attacked by people such as yourself, so I ask you, Why are are they ‘evil”? Please try as hard as you can not to bring God into this, exhaust all arguments you have before taking the religious note.

- Marcus

I have said this so many times I sound like a broken record – if Jesus had had a firearm in the Garden of Gethsemane things mighta turned out a whole lot different.  Them Jews wouldn’t have had such an easy time getting our Lord and Savior on the cross and Judas woulda wound up with two in the back of the head with his brains on the sand just like he deserved.

Wayne LaPierre prolly said it so many times he sound like a broken record, too – “the guys with the guns make the laws.”  America was founded on guns.  We shook off the yolk of tyranny from the pasty-faced, weak chinned, lime-eating, tea drinking, pinky-raising, butt sex-having English with the help of God and and the good ol’ musket.

So, y’all tell me – what’s the problem with Pastor Ken Pagano putting the two together?  It’s like peanut butter and jelly or towelheads and waterboarding – they just naturally go together.

Pastor Ken has it just about right – if the folks inside the Satanic church that Tiller the Baby Killer got righteously dispatched in had been armed, maybe he wouldn’t have gotten shot.  Maybe them folks woulda shot Scott Roeder first.  But lie-beral defeato-crats would rather blame somebody else than take responsibility for themselves.

If your church ain’t got this set up for this Sunday, then go ahead and bring your gun anyway.  You never know when Barack HUSSEIN Obama is gonna launch the first wave of attacks on good, decent Christian people!

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com

First off, let me state that I am a bottom-line kind of man and www.shelleytherepublican.com is a bottom line kind of website.  We truly believe that God will judge those who sin against him whether with members of their own sex, members of the opposite they are not married to, children, dogs, cats, farmyard animals, tables or equipment used to resurface roads.  The Lord made our bodies temples that one and only one person may insert the key into to unlock the glorious mystery of procreation.  That is the bottom-line, an immutable truth and something that will never, ever change.

It is GOD’S truth.  When He sat down 6000 years ago to “let there be light” the light was light.  It wasn’t half-darkness.  It wasn’t the “politically correct” light of a so-called “energy saving” bulb.  It wasn’t the smoky, florescent light of a club where homosexuals urinate on each other and insert small woodland creatures into their rectums.  It was the pure, crisp, clean illuminating light of GOD.  The bottom-line is that God’s truth and light are immutable.

So-called “green” light bulbs such as this one
are used by the left to not only perpetuate the
myth of “global warming” but to train Americans
into forgetting what an actual light bulb looks like.
From there it’s a short hop to Socialism.

Steadfast and true, like the Old Man Of The Mountain in the state of New Hampshire, God’s Laws do not change.  They are not subject to redaction or erasure, as Barack HUSSIEN Obama’s birth certificate has been “erased”.  God’s Laws are not lost, as was his bill in the Chicago Senate to make pedophilia legal was reportedly “lost”.  God’s Laws do not involve the ritual killing of chickens and goats, as Barack HUSSIEN Obama’s voodoo religion does and some sects of Islam reportedly do.

No.  They are the same laws today as they were 6000 years ago when He created the world we now live in and everything in that world that we see from the plants and the water to the monkeys and apes that we did not descend from.  I wonder how many n0n-believers ever stopped to think about how a monkey could cross the Atlantic Ocean to “evolve” into Americans?  When looked at in this light, what’s called the “fact” of Darwinian Evoloution looks even more like some figment of a 19th century brain wracked with opium to blunt the shame of sodomy.

While opium dens served as “stations” on the
Underground Railroad of white slavery, they
also became breeding grounds for dangerous
secular ideas such as “evolution” and “women’s
rights”.

Allow me to cut to the bottom-line – Humans are not animals, never have been animals and, apart from a large majority of the Liberal Democrat Socialist Party, do not behave like animals.  God endowed us not only with “inalienable rights” and the “pursuit of life, liberty and happiness” but with a moral compass set to point Heaven-ward.  The compass in each of us depends, as compasses do, on the magnetic field to keep it straight and true.  Satan, though, has his own electro-magnet powered by sin.  With every pre-born killed, its power grows.  With every act of fellatio, irregardless of the sex pairing, its power grows.  With every member of the Liberal Democrat Socialist Party elected to public office, its power grows.  And when Satan flicks the switch on his electro-magnet, it sends a burst of pure wickedness that disrupts our moral compasses and each burst weakens it slightly making it harder to find Heaven.

The bottom-line is this: Bill Clinton’s egregious abuse of the public trust in his affair with a Jewess caused irreparable harm to magnetic force field of America’s morality.  His complicity in the attacks on 9/11, the destruction of our auto industry, the collapse of our financial institutions, as well as literally hundreds of crisis’s left America’s compasses drained and gasping for God.  Thus, it is no small wonder that Mark Sanford strayed into the arms of a Mexican prostitute.  We do not condone his behavior, but, as Jesus would, we forgive him, taking comfort that William Jefferson Clinton will burn in Hell for willing and malicious attempt to lead all Americans down the smoldering path of sin, sodomy and secularism.

The Clinton administration spent many years
and millions of taxpayer dollars to suppress this
photo taken by “Vlad” as Clinton addressed an
unspecified coven meeting in San Fransisco
in 1993.  Afterward, all participants were
required to have sex with his wife while he
watched.

We pray for Gov. Sanford, his wife and four boys that they will turn away from Satan’s force field and seek God’s true and immutable light.

Newton Wilcox
Board of Directors
www.shelleytherepublican.com

This young man wrote probably one of the best anti-baby killing songs I’ve ever heard!  You can bet that I’m gonna be teaching it to my kids just as soon as they get back from home school!

God is Love!
BBN

If Iran blows itself up with an atom bomb then we get all our oil back!  I say we do our best to make that happen.

And if you ain’t seen Citizens United For Democracy and learned everything there then you ain’t an American and yer fooling yerself that you are!

God is Love!
BBN

Merciful Creator

Many is the time when we, Your humble flock,  have looked at the Middle East and asked You why
Why did You allow Satan to create camel jockeys?
Why did You give them our oil?
Why don’t Your remove the scales from their eyes and the towels from their heads and show them that Jesus truly is Lord?
We could not understand
We took back our will from You
Our faith was weak and we questioned You
But now, with the events of the past few days
Your will has become clear
And Your perfect wisdom shines on the whole world
For we now know that Iran will drop its nuclear bomb on itself
Destroying the whole country and everyone in it and, with luck all Islamic countries around it
Leaving only Israel, perfect and waiting for the return of Jesus

Amen

Newton Wilcox
STR Board of Directors

There is no doubt on anybody’s mind that pornography is terribly harmful to society. It’s degrading and demeaning and young men and women participating in the production of pornography are plagued with aids, hepatitis and will end up in Hell rather sooner than later. Not only producing but also consuming porn will make your life and the lives of others around you a living Hell. If we can learn anything from the past we should start listening to the few voices of reason.

Internet pornography is the new crack cocaine, leading to addiction, misogyny, pedophilia, boob jobs and erectile dysfunction, according to clinicians and researchers testifying before a Senate committee Thursday.

“Pornography really does, unlike other addictions, biologically cause direct release of the most perfect addictive substance,” Satinover said. “That is, it causes masturbation, which causes release of the naturally occurring opioids. It does what heroin can’t do, in effect.” Wired

If you take the time to check back in the past of the most notorious killers in history, in the past of Henry Lee Lucas, Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy and Theodore Robert Bundy you will find that they all have one single thing in common: Their addition of all kinds of porn. The porn industry has blood in their hands. We can not allow them to continue.

Do something. Today!

Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman

I spent the first part going over why James Von Brunn is a LEFT WING extremist and not a right wing one like them homo-islamo-fascist lie-berals would have you believe.  Then I played one of the best defenses of non-homo marriage I ever heard from Minister Leroy Swailes.  The man in a inspiration!

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com

Are you getting the most from your prayer? Are your prayers being answered – if not you might be praying for the wrong thing. Are you praying the way that the Holy Bible tells you to pray? For example, when was the last time you prayed for the death of God’s enemies?

I’m sure some of you might find that a surprising thing to do? After all – doesnt the Bible command us to love everyobody? Of course not – Psalm 35 states clearly that God reqires us to call on him whenever we see sin and injustice. For example, we regularly pray for the death of Barrack Hussein Obama. You can too – it’s called Imprecatory Prayer.

Let me give you an example of just how awesome this gift of prayer is: Last month a member of my flock came to me in great distress. Her son’s new third-grade science teacher had been talking about the atheist biologist Richard Dawkings in his son’s class. He had even read from one of his books about why we should all wear selfish jeans. It was clear that this evil man was trying to turn all the kids against Jesus.

We formed a prayer circle and beseached God that if it was indeed HIS will that Mr. Jennings should be struck down then let it be so: LORD, we prayed, Let thine vengence smite him. We prayed that an angel of the lord would smother his life and send his spirit to hell where eternal damnation almost certainly awaited his sinful soul.

Less than two weeks later that teacher wound up in hospital with a broken arm and a few bruises, and a Christian substitute was called in to take his classes for the next six months. Now can you see how powerful this kind of prayer really can be! Wonderful things happen when you make Imprecatory Prayer in the name of Jesus.

So brothers and sisters: Which of God’s enemies’ death will you be praying for? Will it be our fake President? What about Hitlery Clinton? Perhaps drug users, or maybe even a militant homosexual such as The Atlantic’s Andrew Sullivan who criticised our Church’s simple faith? Please leave your prayer in a comment after this post – and if you feel like it join your fellow reader in prayer. Together lets pool our prayer-power to destroy God’s enemies!

Pastor Drake

There been a whole lotta people up in arms about Pastor Wiley Drake and the fact that he prays the prayers that God wants him to pray.  If you’re a Christian then you already know what it’s like to be down on your knees in front of an abortuary praying that the negress about to lynch her pre-born either repents or is struck dead in her when some butt-in-ski comes along and kicks you in the head.  We’re used to have heathen spit on us and abuse us.  But they can’t abuse our Love for the Lord who gives us the full armor of God so we may stand against the devil’s wiles.

If you’re a Christian, you prolly also had some homo protester sticking his wicked face into yours, screaming semen-scented profanities at you and whining about how “Jesuth lovesth EVerbody, even great big faggotsth like meeeeeee.”  Of course, if you try to tell ‘em that Jesus love only those who love him first they get all huffy, plug their ears and start singing Judy Garland songs.

Judy Garland is the patron saint of all homosexuals due, in
large part, to the drug inspired movie, The Wizard of Oz.  In it,
she befriends a number of freaks which many see as condoning
the Homosexual lifestyle.

What I’m trying to get at here, is that heathen ain’t got no understanding of what it means to be a Christian let alone the first thing about praying.  So when  Pastor Wiley Drake says that he’s praying for the death of Barack Osama Homo bin Laden, they don’t get that he ain’t talking about killing the fake president – he’s asking GOD to kill the fake president because GOD told him to pray that prayer.

As to imprecatory prayer, Pastor Drake said it better than I could -

“This whole concept that we’re always to pray little, nice, soft, fluffy, prayers — that we’re not to pray imprecatory prayer — has been something that just, in all honesty, that Southern Baptists have lost, and we need to regain imprecatory prayer,” Drake said. “It is in the Bible, and we are proud to say as Southern Baptists that we believe the Book. You’ve got to believe the whole Book, brother, or you don’t believe any of it.”

Amen!

This is The Holy Bible.  It is the inerrant Word of God.
We pray to You, oh Lord, to burn out the eyes of the
unsaved who gaze in mockery on this, Your law.

The fact is that if God wants something, you’d be stupid not to pray for it.  If God wants a rainbow, then you pray for a rainbow.  If God wants to give you the money to detail your Humvee then you pray for the money to detail your Humvee. If God wants to kill an evil, genocidal maniac who assassinates the late-term pre-borns just so some 14 year old could go to a Jonas Brothers concert and get pregnant again, then that’s what you pray for.

It ain’t rocket science, folks.

How many sinful, wicked people did God send
to Hell in this picture?  Only He can really answer
that question, but it’s most likely more than one.

Y’all might wonder about why it’s called “imprecatory prayer”.  That’s cuz imprecation means “a prayer that a curse or calamity may fall on any one”.  Some folks say that it ain’t right to pray for a curse but those folks ain’t read the Bible and have sex in public restrooms.  There’s plenty of places in the Bible where folks offer up an imprecatory prayer because God wants them to.  King David did a heckuva job on Psalms 35!

Even though God wants us to use imprecatory prayer, we ain’t supposed to overdo it.  You can’t go around praying for God to destroy every single person in Homobama’s cabinet cuz 1) that’d be taxing on God’s patience and 2) it’d take a long time.  In that case, it’s probably better to do like Jesus and cast a wide net by asking God to destroy all the wicked people in Washington.

As we are made in His image, God’s time, like ours, is
too valuable to waste with needless and repetitive
prayers.  Remember: Think twice, pray once.

I wanna give Jay Horsely the last word.  He got a real good article on imprecatory prayer.  He points out that you can’t (and what Christian even could) pray

not with a vengeful and hateful heart, but rejoicing in the Lord. This type of prayer is not simply from a desire to harm others, but to have the Lord help stop their evil. When this happens, the joy that we have in the Lord is greatly refreshed.

We hope that we never need to pray for the Lord to punish evildoers who are harming us, but sometimes that is the only way to find relief. Righteous imprecatory prayer is the last hope of the patient, innocent, faithful saint.

Use of this type of prayer may not be a pleasant thought, but the grave sin of evil men spoils many things. Imprecatory prayer is one of the helps God extends to us in times of such need.

So use it wisely and don’t forget to cheerfully pray for God to destroy all the wicked people in Washington D. C.!

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com

Neal Horsely is one of the greatest Americans living today.  He don’t think about nothing else except saving pre-borns for the glory of God.

There’s a lot of lie-berals who want you to believe they’re singing  “protest songs” when really they’re just praising Satan or advancing the homosexual agenda.  Neal Horsely sings REAL protest songs that praise our Lord in only the way a card carrying member of the Army of God can do.

So y’all sit back and enjoy some GOOD music for a change that the whole family can sing on car rides to protest your local abortuary!  I’m gonna guarantee you that you won’t be able to forget “Ol’ Scott Roeder Down In Wichita” and your kids is gonna be running around the house yelling CRACK CRACK CRACK and praising God’s name!

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com

Note: Lou Pritchett, the writer of this letter, is a former vice president of Procter & Gamble whose career at that company spanned 36 years before his retirement in 1989, and he is the author of the 1995 business book, Stop Paddling & Start Rocking the Boat.

I took the liberty of teasing out some of the points he made.

AN OPEN LETTER TO PRESIDENT OBAMA

By Lou Pritchett

Dear President Obama:
This oughta be "President" Obama cuz he duped the public into voting for him, he’s a muslim and he ain’t born in America

You are the thirteenth President under whom I have lived and unlike any of the others, you truly scare me.
Truer words were never spoken!

You scare me because after months of exposure, I know nothing about you.
I don’t know one single thing about him except that he duped the public into voting for him, he’s a muslim and he ain’t born in America

You scare me because I do not know how you paid for your expensive Ivy League education and your upscale lifestyle and housing with no visible signs of support.
He probably paid for it selling crack cocaine, stealing TV sets and selling white women into slavery.

You scare me because you did not spend the formative years of youth growing up in America and culturally you are not an American.
Formative years?!  He weren’t even born here!  I don’t know one decent person that knows how to speak muslim and it just trips off his tongue like he was born to it.  And where do you think he got all them ideas about socialized medicine?  Not from the United States of America!

You scare me because you have never run a company or met a payroll.
All he’s ever run from is the cops, I’ll betcha.  And all he ever met was seedy companions and mullahs.

You scare me because you have never had military experience, thus don’t understand it at its core.
Without knowing about the thrill of battle, y’all can’t really appreciate how great it feels to send other boys off into war so that they can truly become men.

You scare me because you lack humility and ‘class’, always blaming others.
He don’t take responsibility for destroying the economy, destroying the auto industry, making the world safe for terrorists, importing terrorists to the US or the fact that it takes me $70 to fill up my Humvee.  SHAME!

You scare me because for over half your life you have aligned yourself with radical extremists who hate America and you refuse to publicly denounce these radicals who wish to see America fail.
Commies and towelheads – those are his friends.  We Republicans want America to succeed and thrive.  We don’t never wish ill on this country and never will.

You scare me because you are a cheerleader for the ‘blame America’ crowd and deliver this message abroad.
America is always right.  To blame America for anything is to hate America and give comfort to them that hates us.  I don’t know what that’s so hard to understand.

You scare me because you want to change America to a European style country where the government sector dominates instead of the private sector.
That’s cuz he ain’t from here and he weren’t born here.  If he was, he woulda learned that the capitalist system is the only economic system endorsed by God.

You scare me because you want to replace our health care system with a government controlled one.
It’s called socialism, folks, and he wants to take over the health care system so that he can "mercy kill" anyone that stands in his way in his quest to take over the world.

You scare me because you prefer ‘wind mills’ to responsibly capitalizing on our own vast oil, coal and shale reserves.
"Alternate enery."  "Alternate lifestyle."  Don’t y’all even make the connecting between the two?!

You scare me because you want to kill the American capitalist goose that lays the golden egg which provides the highest standard of living in the world.
"We didn’t have running water where I grew up in Africa and I turned out just fine.  I didn’t have a TV or a car or any of the things that make living in America so great.  And you shouldn’t either."

You scare me because you have begun to use ‘extortion’ tactics against certain banks and corporations.
I gotta friend in the Promise Keepers that says he’s directing his voodoo power against the banks, too, to make fail even more.

You scare me because your own political party shrinks from challenging you on your wild and irresponsible spending proposals.
The spineless dumbo-crats pass every single penny that Obama wants them to without even thinking about the impact on the rest of the country.  They’re just pigs at the trough.  That’s why we need to take back Congress in 2010 to get back to fiscal responsibility.

You scare me because you will not openly listen to or even consider opposing points of view from intelligent people.
All great leaders, like President Bush, wanna hear the other side of the story so they can have all the facts when they ask God what course of action to take.  B. HUSSEIN Obama don’t believe in God because he knows that God would not agree with him.

You scare me because you falsely believe that you are both omnipotent and omniscient.
B. HUSSEIN Obama truly believes that he IS God.  For this he’s gonna go to Hell.

You scare me because the media gives you a free pass on everything you do.
The liberal Jewish media just rolls over like a bitch trying to get her belly scratched.  If the media had even bothered to check into his unknown background, they’d have found out that he’s a murderous, crack-addicted, muslim, commie voodoo priest who practices hypnotism AND he’s left handed to boot.  Betcha didn’t know any of that, didja?

You scare me because you demonize and want to silence the Limbaughs, Hannitys, O’Relllys and Becks who offer opposing, conservative points of view.
It’s only a matter of time before B. HUSSEIN Obama shuts down all of the news organizations he hates, like FoxNews and the Salem Radio Network.  Before long, you’re gonna see a little tiny picture of him in the top right of your TV during every show and if you don’t say "Heil Obama" when you turn it off, you’ll be arrest for hate speech.

You scare me because you prefer controlling over governing.
AND mind controlling, too.  I’m telling you right now, listen to his speeches if you have to but don’t watch them.  He WILL attempt to hypnotize you!

Finally, you scare me because if you serve a second term I will probably not feel safe in writing a similar letter in 8 years.
I don’t even think America will exist by the next election.  It’s gonna be the United States Of Obam-unists and all those who opposed them will be killed by a United Nations force made up of muslims.  We can only hope the Rapture comes first.

Lou Pritchett