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I’m real sorry for putting this up late. The lie-berals over at WMFO apparent thought this show was too truthful and went and messed up the place that you get the thing from. Too bad for them that a lot of former godless Linux users find the strength and hope of Jesus Christ and was able to get the show anyway! Guess y’all lost again, SATAN!

Anyway, the “president” wants to let homos fight like girls in the military, which I guess makes sense if ya wanna lose the glorious War on Terror but like a retired military man told me, “ya can’t protect the front AND protect the rear.”

I also talk about the travesty of convicting Scott Roeder in 37mins and the good common sense of Phyllis Schlafly talking about how women can’t be oppressed cuz they live longer than men. Why don’t lie-beral THINK??

God is Love!
BBN

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Dear Friends – as most of you know ShelleyPAC has been fighting for years to stop the Obamunist Campaign Finance Reform zealots from destroying the US political system. We believe, and rightly so, that we need to give American businesses the chance they need to succeed in the new global economy. And that’s why we are absolutely thrilled to announce that the “Supreme Court [in a landmark 5-4] ruling” finally came to it’s senses Thursday and agreed to “allow corporations to spend unlimited amounts of money to elect and defeat candidates“. Jesus is walking, yes He is, he is walkin’ all over the sniveling liberals thugs and teaching them all a lesson with His righteous Supreme Court decision!

Angels Overlooking the Supreme Court’s Shoulders: It’s about time the right thing got done: with America’s new free market ethos, all the problems of the world will be fixed and a new era of prosperity and freedom will be ushered in.

Liberals are crying into their granola, even though the facts are that healthy corporations mean a healthy American democracy. One left-wing lawmaker even went so far as to whine “it was the worst Supreme Court decision since the Dred Scott case justifying slavery.” What an idiot: slavery was no-questions-asked bang-on the smartest idea America ever had. Needless to say terrorist-sympathizer Greg Palast monotoned the “Supreme Court decision in Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission, the Court ruled that corporations should be treated the same as “natural persons”, i.e. humans.” He then went on to snivel that we can “kiss that small-donor revolution goodbye” that helped elect populist gangsters like Obama because new donations from “persons” such as “CNOOC, the China National Offshore Oil Corporation“, “GoldmanSachs” and even the “Bin Laden Corporation” will drown them out. Whatever, cry more homo, it makes sense China be able to fund the right candidate since Obama already sold the US to them anyways, and if the Bin Laden Corporation wants some much-needed reform to the rules and regulations in the airline industry that sounds perfectly reasonable to me. It is the work of God Himself that the court made this ruling.

"And I looked at just one corporation, Exxon Mobil, which is the biggest corporation in America. In 2008, they posted profits of $85 billion. And so, if they decided to spend, say, a modest ten percent of their profits in one year, $8.5 billion, that would be three times more than the Obama campaign, the McCain campaign and every candidate for House and Senate in the country spent in 2008. That’s one corporation. So think about the Fortune 500. They’re threatening a fundamental change in the character of American political democracy."

Translation: 'waaaah-wah!' Cry more liberals, the Obamunists wanted 'change' well guess what... they're gonna get it! But not whiney Homosexual Agenda change, real change: buying and selling elected officials votes legally and openly on the common market. Maybe the NYSE will create a special credit-default-transfer over-the-counter reverse-debenture-convertible named after this. Jesus spent His life and died on the cross so that the free market could be protected, only a communist or a muslim would be stupid enough not to know this.

Maybe with this God-fearing decision citizens will finally get what they've been demanding for years: the chance to put their vote up for auction on eBay and Craigslist. As Christians we need to defend this Supreme Court decision with every ounce of strength we have: it's hands-down, no-questions-asked one of the greatest defining moments in American history. Many of America's Fortune 500 have profit in excess of many large countries: imagine all that money just raining down on the economy, finally a real job stimulus, no thanks to the Democrats as usual the market has to step in to fix everything. Take that Obama!

No Vote Slave = Happy Slave - Who says slavery is a bad thing: the common negro has proven to be either too stupid or lazy to make decisions without help, ditto for the fat-cat lazy US worker. Good riddance to Homobama and his pathetic "Pay-Pal revolution". It's about time the Courts stepped-up and shutdown this populist mess once and for all.

Libtards need to understand the facts: this is a Victory for the true free open marketplace. It is a victory for America which is no-questions-asked the greatest hard-currency capitalist Democracy known to mankind in the history of the world. And with the 'common sense' logic that these Judges have shown, businesses have finally been given the tools they need to succeed on a global level, while terrorists and 'troofers' and Iraq war vets and other thugs and malefactors finally get beaten-down and taught a lesson. This victory is even greater than the Vietnam and Iraq wars combined. It is God's Will this has happened, and at long last we can start to prepare for the Rapture knowing that Jesus the Warrior's forces are properly positioned and ready for the Final Countdown against the muslim-communist armies of Satan.

Always Right,

Charles "Chuck" Roast

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Friends,

The reason we publish God’s Hitlist on ShelleyTheRepublican.com is because we want to help you with your Christian duty of imprecatory prayer. Any time you wish to pray for God’s judgement, simply visit this page for a handy list of the names of the people, organizations and immoral fashions which are currently most offensive to Jesus. When you pray, turn ask God to judge these sinners as he sees fit. When calamity eventually befalls these sinners, you will know that it was the power of your prayer which brought them to justice.

This week has been especially good for God’s hitlist. One of our priority targets is no more. Air America radio has declared bankruptcy. Our founder Shelley Goodman predicted this would happen. Nobody in their right mind wants to listen to 24 hours of stupid liberal talk all day. It was only a matter of time before God’s vengeance would smite these traitorous atheistic libtards.

“It is with the greatest regret, on behalf of our Board, that we must announce that Air America Media is ceasing its live programming operations as of this afternoon, and that the Company will file soon under Chapter 7 of the Bankruptcy Code to carry out an orderly winding-down of the business. The very difficult economic environment has had a significant impact on Air America’s business. This past year has seen a “perfect storm” in the media industry generally. National and local advertising revenues have fallen drastically, causing many media companies nationwide to fold or seek bankruptcy protection.”

Unfortunately, liberalism is like a plague: As we celebrated that God’s Holy light has purified the cess-pit which was once Air America we must accept the fact that Jesus has new enemies. These people operate a guerilla campaign just like Al-Queda. With sensible bloggers such as ourselves as their targets. One such blogger, an unmarried woman called Alice Sheppard (who blogs under the name @PenguinGalaxy) spent much of yesterday criticizing ShelleyTheRepublican.com.

Ms Sheppard claims to be a “secular” and “skeptical” astronomer, and yet this image taken from her PenguinGalaxy website clearly shows a penguin in a galaxy. How did it get to be there so many hundreds of thousands miles away from Earth? Ms Sheppard seems to be wholly ignorant of the the fact that this proves beyond all possible doubt that God created the Earth and the Universe approximately 6,000 years ago – exactly as stated in the Book of Genesis.

Alice, if you are reading this: It’s not to late to repent from your sinful behaviour. Renounce your sinful atheism, turn to Christ and he will forgive all. Until then if something happens – perhaps your dog is poisoned or a truck comes crashing into your living room – dont’ blame us: It’s just God’s way of telling you to wake up!

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There’s a lot of lie-berals on crack cocaine that think that Christians is full of hate and don’t do nothing positive.  Them people don’t deserve to live in the greatest country on Earth. Whether we’re praying for Haiti to reject Satan or stopping folks from having butt sex, Christians is always trying to help out. Now, I said before that I don’t know what Sarah Palin did to have a little retard child, but it shows the hopefulness of Christians that someone done started Pray4Trig.com, asking God to make that poor little mongoloid child whole so he don’t have to wear a football helmet when it ain’t football season. So I’m gonna ask for everybody, from pious teabagger to godless towelhead, to stop by that site and pray that Trig Palin stops being retarded.

Help Heal Trig Palin

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Friends,

Do you know somebody who is suffering from homosexuality? Leading psychologists such as James Dobson agree that homosexuality is a sick diseased perversion which must be cured. However until now ex-gay therapies have been expensive and hard to obtain. Despite our prayers and best lobbying efforts most insurance companies will not pay for treatment to cure homosexuality. That may all soon change thanks to the re-discovery of a 200 year old remedy: Homeopathy.

Hahnmann discovered that the more you dilute a substance the more potent it becomes. This simple, common-sense fact has been suppressed by mainstream science who simply do not want you to know that God has given us the power to heal ourselves!

Homoeopathy was discovered in 1796 by the physician Samuel Hahnmann: He was the first to notice that water has a “memory” allowing it to be subtly changed by substances even when greatly diluted. Hahnmann was first to postulate the “Law of similars” which showed that like can treat like. He proved that if sufficiently diluted coffee can actually cure insomnia. Now why is it that big-pharma has kept this medical wonder secret?

According to standard allopathic medicine AIDS is caused by the HIV Virus (above), however leading scientists dispute this highly controversial hypothesis: According to leading homoeopath Dana Ullman, both AIDS and homosexuality are caused by a bodily energy imbalance which can be corrected by homoeopathic treatment. According to the liberal media there is an epidemic of AIDS, so why are they not embracing every possible treatment? It’s an undisputed fact that Homoeopathy can cure AIDS.

Mainstream or “Allopathic” medicine such as vaccines or anti-biotics use high concentrations of dangerous substances and often cause side-effects which can be worse than the diseases they purport to treat. Homoeopathic remedies almost never cause any kind of side-effect and are safe for people of all ages. Thanks to the homeopathic treatment’s high water content they can actually provide much needed moisture. This has been proved to help maintain your body’s fluid balance.

Nobody really understands what causes homosexuality. Standard medicine has yet to find a single agent responsible for turning people gay, however the majority of homoeopaths believe that it is caused by the syphilitic miasma or as a consequence of vaccine damage. Unfortunately since most mainstream doctors deny these causes even exist they have yet to invest in finding a cure. Clearly we need to look elsewhere for a solution to this grave problem:

According to Dana Ullman, America’s leading Homoeopath there is a 100% natural cure for homosexuality: Natrum Bromatum. This medical wonder can stop all homosexual urges after only one week of use. Dana has used Natrum Bromatum to cure more than ten homosexuals of their deadly perversion. Thanks to his innovative treatment these men are now living healthy and productive lives. Three of them are married with children. How many people has standard medicine cured? Not one I will bet.

America’s leading homoeopathic doctor Dana Ullman has personally cured his patients of diseases such as cancer which are untreatable by standard medicine. He faces harsh opposition from so-called sceptical groups such as the ignorant european Ten-Twentythree group. These people hate the fact that Dana is willing to think outside the box to cure people.

Homoeopathy is a safe and effective treatment, so why is it not available everywhere? As usual the cause of this problem is meddlesome liberals. As usual, those freedom-hating commies don’t want you to have the choice. They would much rather you spend all your money on the new obamascare program. Homeopathy represents a threat to their big-government tax and spend ways. They will stop at nothing, including lies and deception to prevent you from obtaining a homoeopathic treatment.

Shelley’s Special Offer: This month only we are giving an entire year’s supply of homoeopathic essence of Elm for only $59.99 + postage. This remedy was discovered by leading homoeopath Dr. Bach who observed that Elms are amongst natures most homosexual trees. Logically, heavily diluted essence of this plant can reduce homosexual urges. This remedy has been certified by leading homoeopathic doctors as being up to three times as effective as the leading ex-gay therapies. Furthermore, STR industries will fully refund your donation if you still retain any homosexual tendencies after a complete course of this highly effective remedy.

Jimmy Goddard

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God saw fit to get Scott Brown elected last night in Sodomy Central. I ain’t saying he’s perfect cuz no one except God and Jesus is, but I’d be lying if I said that I wouldn’t be proud to teabag with him any day of the week. The man drives a truck and it’s a known fact that socialists can only drive “hybrids” or they’re shipped off to Russia for re-education. With Brown as the 41st Senator, dumbo-crats might as well just close up shop on their grandma-killing, pre-born slaughtering, terrorist-loving, America-hating , Stalinist, socialist, fascist, communist, racist, homosexual agenda-loving, God-hating ways and go have butt sex with Fidel Castro like they all dream of. I hope Scott Brown drives his truck not only to the White House but through the White House, grinding up socialism under them big ol’ tires until America is safe again.

Scott Brown’s Des-truck-tion of Socialsm

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It’s about time that Christians woked up to the fact that the lie-beral defeat-crat media don’t care nothing about any kinda truth, especially the truth of God’s Love.  You only need to look at the earthquake in Haiti to see that. Pat Robertson spoke the truth about Haiti selling its soul to the devil to get free of the cheese eating surrender monkey French. Rather than send reporters to look for the contract signed in blood by Satan himself, they just laughed it off. I talked to one “reporter” that said it woulda been destroyed in the earthquake but what he didn’t think about is whatever paper it’s written on gotta be indestructible enough be able to withstand fire and all sorts things otherwise the Devil wouldn’t be able to keep no records of the souls he’s corrupted.  It’s just another example of the lame-stream media’s laziness when it comes to the really important issues.

The Laziness Of The Lame Stream Media

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Today was Martin Luther King Day and while I don’t quite get why he needs his own day it’s important that Christians get seen as caring about Negroes and homos. I got a real good call from Steve in England talking about his bookface group that’s well on it’s way to its goal of Destroy All Forms of Socialism: NO to Public Services, Abolish Government! This boy’s got a head fulla Jesus if I ever seen one! And I gotta call from another young Christian boy asking for advice on how to help his friend come to Jesus.

Pretty good day of saving souls!

God is Love!

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If you love Sarah Palin as much as we do then you will probably want to go pick up this month’s In Touch magazine. What could be a better advert for American family life than brave Sarah triumphing over the troubles in life such as her slut daughter and her little retard baby. America loves you Sarah.

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Jesus loves Ann Coulter.  Of all the AMERICAN women in the world only she, Sarah Palin and Shelley Goodman have the courage and insight to stand up to the lie-beral hate machine, which is more interested in pumping stinking lie-beral hate-juice into the loving mouth of GOD than with telling the truth.

Time Magazine’s finest cover shot.  Check out those legs!

This week I was watching the ONLY news channel in America – FOX NEWS – when something happened which made me so angry that I physically hurled the remote control to my new Pioneer plasma screen television out of the window of my fifth-floor apartment.

In an interesting aside, I found out later that it had gone straight through the back windshield of a red European sports car.  When I left my flat a couple of hours later, I saw that the window had smashed completely, but because of the way the car was made (no back seat), the remote control was still reachable.  For some reason the alarm hadn’t gone off, so I reached in to the back of the car and took it out.  When I tried it later that day it still worked!  The moral?  BUY AMERICAN!

The Japanese hate JESUS.  Instead of worshipping GOD, they

stuff their faces with stinking raw fish and roll around in nappies.

Anyway, the cause of my righteous fury was a report about the lie-beral backlash against a man who had the stupidity (so the liberals say like the steaming piles of human effluent they are) to stand up for JESUS.

Brit Hume, a FOX NEWS (they should call it GOD NEWS) made this comment about Tiger Woods -

“The extent to which he can recover, it seems to me, depends on his faith. He is said to be a Buddhist. I don’t think that faith offers the kind of forgiveness and redemption that is offered by the Christian faith. So, my message to Tiger would be, ‘Tiger, turn to the Christian faith and you can make a total recovery and be a great example to the world.”

Liberal propaganda sheet The Washington Post (a newspaper so sickening it even TASTES of evil) spewed vile attack after vile attack on the helpless, innocent and funtrate Hume, claiming she had ‘dissed’ Buddhists.

You might ‘diss’ this Buddha – but you know

for sure (fo’ sho) he’d pop a cap in your ass!

Well.

Ain’t that a doozy?

Lets get this straight.  To say that Christianity is superior to Buddhism cannot be controversial.

It’s like saying that a decent, white all-AMERICAN, straight-A student with a Football scholarship to an Ivy League school is better than some stunted, dwarvish Asian half-person, quacking and squalking his bastard picture-language as he eats dogs, drinks rice-juice and blithely cavorts with dark, twisted philosophy from the twitching pen of a broken retard.

The time has come to make a stand.

That’s right – Christians need to hit Equality with the power

of the ALMIGHTY GOD, wiping its taint from Earth forever

How long must we stomach this erosion of the values of love and forgiveness in the name of ‘equality’?  I think that this so-called equality is a trap set by Satan, and should be fought tooth and nail (and shotgun, frankly, because these people just don’t listen).  For SATAN is known as the Father of Lies, and what lie could be more insidious than that of Equality?

Think about it.  Satan sits alone in his icy throne-room in hell, surrounded by the spirits of the DAMNED.  They scream for mercy, for hope, for an atom of forgiveness, but SATAN just laughs at them – and JESUS ignores their mad shrieking agonies.  They’re all there, Hitler, Stalin, Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Henry David Thoreau, Bill Hicks, Bob Sagat.  They all howl in unceasing and infinite misery for their crimes – the crimes of denying JESUS his due as the saviour of the world.  How each of them wishes they could go back, just for a second, and abase themselves before the living SAVIOUR – but they cannot.  If even for a moment they could prise themselves away from the universe of torture that their lives have become, it would be to them like the sweet blessed touch of GOD himself.

But that ain’t gonna happen.  No sirree.

This is what you get.

That’s right.  This is what you get.

“I’m sorry!” they cry.  “Please, for hope’s sake, for pity’s sake, for love’s sake, for the sake of forgiveness, help us!  Please forgive us and let us die!”

“No Way Jose!!” cries Jesus.  “You didn’t have faith when you were alive and I wasn’t there, and you guessed WRONG!!  Burn!  Burn for my holy father!  Now I’m going to go PRAY!  YES!”

This is what will happen to the Jonas Brothers

if they remove their purity rings

Satan, the worst of the lot, consoles himself in the understanding that the more souls he brings to hell, the less alone he will feel in his eternal misery.  But he has a problem – JESUS.  Jesus went to earth to tell people to worship him in order to avoid the freakish and gut wrenching horror of an eternity under the burning knives of GOD’s eternal fury.

Suddenly he realizes – if I can make them think all things are equal, they’ll never know the truth!  That JESUS in his wisdom has invented TELEVISION AND THE INTERNET so his holy word can spread throughout the world like a magical fairy of love and truth (except fairies are occult and from hell).

Fairies are evil

“I know” says SATAN.  “If the internet can spread the holy word of JESUS it must also contain a lot of other stuff.  If I can make people think that EQUALITY is important, then many will get involved in perverted filth like anal gay sex, horse pornography and BUDDHISM.”

Now I’m not saying that’s exactly how it happened.  I wasn’t there in HELL when that conversation took place, partly because I’m alive and partly because I like to have sex with my wife as JESUS intended, and don’t engage in foul come-drinking sex parties with disgusting, fat, middle-aged Democrat-voting swingers like every single godless, hellbound, child-raping moron who balled up a chunk of faeces and stuffed it down God’s holy throat by voting for the KENYAN ANTICHRIST OBAMA.

This is what Obama looks like in God’s eyes.

Equality indeed.  Let’s have a look at some Buddhism and see how it rates against Christianity.

Here’s what Ann Coulter has to say about Buddhism:

“Is Buddhism about forgiveness? Because, if so, Buddhists had better start demanding corrections from every book, magazine article and blog posting ever written on the subject, which claims Buddhists don’t believe in God, but try to become their own gods.”

Bastards.

Absolute bastards.

Coulter goes on:

“What religion — what topic — induces this sort of babbling idiocy? (If liberals really want to keep people from hearing about God, they should give Him his own show on MSNBC.)”

AHAHAHA!!!!  MSNBC!!!

Seriously though, it would be on FOX.  Or maybe the GOD Channel.  It wouldn’t be on MSNBC because MSNBC stands for Malicious Sadistic Nitwits Bashing Christ.  Or maybe it stands for Maybe Someone Never Became Clever!  Or maybe even My Satanic Nephew Berates Christians!

Seriously though, it could be anything.

“Most perplexing was columnist Dan Savage’s indignant accusation that Hume was claiming that Christianity “offers the best deal — it gives you the get-out-of-adultery-free card that other religions just can’t.”

How interesting that a columnist called SAVAGE would offer the kind of analysis that you might expect from some primitive Native American cave person so hopped up on turkey and cactus juice that he can’t tell his ass from the tomahawk he uses to sacrifice babies to the heathen ‘Spirit in the Sky’ while running around naked and killing white people for their precious white scalps because he wishes he was white.

If they get hungry enough, they’ll eat that baby.

Coulter continues:

“In fact, that’s exactly what Christianity does. It’s the best deal in the universe. (I know it seems strange that a self-described atheist and “radical sex advice columnist faggot” like Savage would miss the central point of Christianity, but there it is.) “

Faggot.  Exactly.

“God sent his only son to get the crap beaten out of him, die for our sins and rise from the dead. If you believe that, you’re in. Your sins are washed away from you — sins even worse than adultery! — because of the cross. “

Yup.  And if you’re out, you’re out of luck!  Forever!  Do you like the smell of burning meat?  You’d better, because you’ll be inhaling the choking stench of your own roasting entrails for all time because GOD HATES YOU!!

“Christianity is simultaneously the easiest religion in the world and the hardest religion in the world. “

Yeah.  And Buddhism is the STUPIDEST religion in the world.

I mean, think about it.  Gautama Buddha was a nobleman who saw that suffering itself was interwoven with the human experience to an extremely high degree.  He felt that seeing as the problem was deep inside everyone, it would be there in his own mind also.  Therefore he dedicated his life to self-inquiry, seeking to unravel the knots inside his own mind that lay at the root cause of the pain and decay in his life.  Like an idiot.

He then ‘discovered’ that the source of human misery is the way in which the human mind divides the world into good and evil, and how these divisions create an opaque screen of thought that blinds us to the divine essence inherent in us all.

Obviously this is heresy.

This is a photo of a Haiti witch-burning.
Obviously they didn’t burn enough of them!

Now some ‘Christian’ liberals (which is an oxymoron – and an actual moron as well!) would blaspheme the most high by saying that Christ himself spoke of the divine essence that is inherent in humanity when he spoke of the kingdom of GOD being amongst us.

Some would say that Genesis references this, portaying as it does mankind falling from a state of one-ness with the divine by partaking in “the knowledge of Good and Evil”.

Some atheists (idiots) would say that the truth of Genesis is that it is mankind’s division of the world by moral judgement that creates and sustains all human suffering by projecting us into a fictional world of thought, of binary opposites, that severs our connection to our true deep nature which is the element of the divine itself and the source of the holy light of God.

Some would even go as far as to say that when JESUS said ‘don’t judge others lest you be judged” he was talking explicitly about the dangers inherent in judgement itself, and how in splitting the world into good and evil we become lost in this world and separated from that divine dimension.

They suggest self-inquiry as the journey to re-connect with that underlying reality which is consciousness itself.

These people are all damned.

Damned to rapey hells beyond description.

And I hope they like being raped, because soon enough SATAN will merrily ram their sinful rears full of his evil black love-member, to death, forever.

The truth is much simpler, as Ann Coulter explains:

“In the no-frills, economy-class version, you don’t need a church, a teacher, candles, incense, special food or clothing; you don’t need to pass a test or prove yourself in any way. All you’ll need is a Bible (in order to grasp the amazing deal you’re getting) and probably a water baptism, though even that’s disputed.“

You see!?  There’s no need to be “free of the dualistic illusion that instigates all suffering!”  You don’t even need to wash!  Just sign on the dotted line in your heart and you are done and done.

“With Christianity, your sins are forgiven, the slate is wiped clean and your eternal life is guaranteed through nothing you did yourself, even though you don’t deserve it. It’s the best deal in the universe.”

Damn Right.

Now remember fellow bible-believing Christians, we are the future.  We must unite to destroy the yellow menace to our way of life.  We hear about China becoming an emerging superpower – well let me tell you something the British discovered during the so-called ‘Boxer Rebellion’.  No matter how much they might think their kung-fu gives them superpowers, these squeaking yellow runt-people aren’t bulletproof.

He’s really not. Try it and see! Jesus saves!

The worst thing is that, as the liberal media preach their “tolerance agenda”, (which is just another word for a mass-conversion of the American people to homosexual Hindoo monkey worship), the great U S of A is dying!!

Uncle Sam is crashing!  We need an IV of Righteous Fury, stat!

Kill the heathens who have done this! (I mean physically kill, because

spiritually they are already dead).

I pray that Buddhists will accept JESUS, but if they don’t the time may come for a reckoning – when words fail, AMERICAN LEAD will answer for us.
I’m not recommending that we go out and hurt any people – I’m just saying.  People is a subjective word.

GOD is LOVE. And because he LOVES us so much, he HATES it when we sin. This week we’ve seen what happens when a nation offends GOD…

GOD GETS HATEY.

Thank JESUS that he alone has given us the purity, guns and holy truth to set the world FREE.

WATCH FOX.

VOTE REPUBLICAN.

VOTE JESUS.

Yours in Christ,

Jebediah Venkman

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Ain’t nobody likes watching people suffer, even if it’s Negroes, but if someone points out that putting a gun to your head and pulling the trigger ain’t too good an idea, how can you say that person is saying something bad? And yet that’s just what Godless lie-berals is doing to poor Pat Robertson just for pointing out the fact that Haiti wouldn’t be in the shape that it’s in if it hadn’t made a pact with Satan. Only a neo-Darwinist can’t see God’s punishing fist of fury smashing down sinners over there just like he done in New York City, New Orleans, Burma and Myanmar. I know that everybody saying this is just a “natural disaster” but who do you think made nature. That’s right. God did. And if He can bring a rain of toads down on Egypt for disobeying His Word, I think He can handle a earthquake. So y’all shut up and listen Pat Robertson instead of mocking him or you could be next.

Pat Roberson – Kill The Messenger

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I’m guessing that most of you ain’t had no run-ins with demons with glowing red eyes or two-foot tall robins with blood dripping from their beaks.  It ain’t too pretty and it ain’t real fun.  Satan preys on the weak and sends evil down in all manner of creatures.

There ain’t but one way to fight Satan’s minions and that’s JESUS! Do y’all really think that you’re strong enough to go up against a mailbox with twelve ax-wielding arms and the jaws of a shark? Jesus fights off 37 of ‘em before He even gets out of bed and don’t even break a sweat!

This poor Negro girl who grew up in a voodoo family done got KILLED by a seven headed vampire. Do y’all know anybody that can bring back a girl who was killed by a seven headed vampire back from the dead?

I do.

His name is Jesus!

God is Love!
BBN

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